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Engine Fuel Expert
”lb Address AEME.

Fuels of Automotive
Eneines,“ will be the subject of a talk
to be given by William H. Hubner, of
the Universal on Products Company,
at the next meeting of the A.S.M.E.,
to be held next Friday in Science
Hall. Mr. Hubner is in charge of en-
gine research and development at the
Riverside Laboratories of the com—
pany, and has been active in .S.A.E.
committee work on fuel studies for
various types of engines. He has done
much on investigating and developing
anti—knock fuels for Diesel and gaso—
All members and per—
1n-

“Petroleum

line engines. ‘
50m: interested in this topic are
vitcd to attend the meeting.

Professor Rocsch has arranged an
inspection trip through the South
Bend plant of the Studebaker cor-
poration for Wednesday, October 26.
The trip will be given under the
sponsorship ol‘ the Armour btudent
branch of the A.S.M.E. and is open
to all junior and senior members of
the mechanical engineering: depart-
ment.

At 8 am. the group will meet at
the entrance of the proving grounds
located twelve miles west of South
Bend, where guides will be in attend-
After a tour of the proving"
grounds the group will be conducted
through the plant. Members are to
make their own arrangements for
transportation on the trip. A com—
plete map of the routes to the plant
will be posted on the bulletin board
in the near future.

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Prof. Finnegan Addresses
Waukegan business Group

Last Wednesday, Professor Finne»
gan journeyed to Waukegan, 111., to
deliver an address to the chamber of
commerce of that city. His subject
was “Fire Protection as an Invest-
ment," and was given in connection
with the activities of Fire Preven-
tion Week.

Professor Finnegan’s speech showed
the chamber of commerce members
the ways in which they could improve
their town classification, as used for
fire insurance purposes. He advocated
the purchase of additional fire fight-
iny: apparatus and proved how it
would save the citizens of the town a
good deal of money by reducing their
fire insurance rates.

 

Arx News

This woo/r: the ARX DANCE." And
what a dance it’s going to be. Thore’ll
be Armour architects (naturally),
unginem-s, and art school artists,
”long with their belles, gals, and mod-
v’ls. Remember: it’s the Erlgewator
Bench Holcl, flw Colonial Club Orv
vhcstm, Friday nighl, October 21, at 9
7'). in. That’s all.’ (11)! your bid u‘lii/r
’hc” last. i

The Armour chapter of Scarab,‘
architectural fraternity, announces a’
sketch competition. An award is to
be presented for the best drawingr
submitted by a non-member. See Rea
For details.

Love Nut: “’9 hour, indirectly
from Cunningham, that it’s the real
thing this time, she’s a awed at the

 

 

 

 

Retain Prol. Ensz ‘
Go Eubwoy board 1
Engineering Stolll

Chicago’s long awaited subway]

 

was at last Wilde WSSIMQ as negotiaw Erosh comes first or second week of l Scarab. l

tions for a federal errant were com-1

plctcd Thursday. While field work 3 . . . Miro-tunic breaks the An: News i, ab has offered, as a first prize, a sub—\

on this project will not start until!
Dec. 15, engineers have been draft—
ing plans since May 6.

Professor Ensz of Armour Insti—.
tutc has done a great deal of thcl
preliminary work dealing with soil,
testing. In his capacity as assistant‘i
to Frank Randall, the head engineer“

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Professor Ensz has been in charge of 5

tests on clay samples and gatheringl

of data on sub-foundations of build—
lugs. In this work he was a

  

soil mechanics laboratories.

Three pits were sunk downtown.
samples were rc—i
These l
samples were sealed in paraffin and?
brought to the laboratory. Some of]
the tests made were for water cowl
tent, plastic limit, liquid limit, and}
Sample pits are atl

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and undisturbed
moved at five foot intervals.

consolidation
present being sunk on the north side,
so that data may be obtained about
another extremity of the subway.
When these tests are completed,
Professor Ensz will continue work
on this project in the capacity of
structural engineer.

According to the present plan, the
subway will be completed in 1940.
Its total cost will he $40,000,000 of
which $18,000,000 is to be given by
the United States under the Public
Works Administration. Two subways
will be run, each consisting of a
double tube. The first one will start
at State and 14th streets, run north
to Division street, turn west on Di—
vision street to Clybourn, and con-
tinue northwest on Clybourn to
North avenue, where it will connect
to the “L” lines. The second will
extend along" Dearborn street from
Congress to Lake, west to Canal,
northwards under Milwaukee to Ash-
land, and there connect to the “L”
lines. W
Dr. leen’s l’hllosophical

Lectures Meet Approval

 

Last Thursday, Dr. Olson lectured
to a group of faculty members and
mudcnts on the subject of ancient
Greek dialectic methods.
ty extra chairs had to be brought
into the room, and yet thorn were peo-
ple standings. The number present
was estimated at about 70. Several
statements have been made as to its
success, and the majority
take interest in the subject matter.

This Thursday, the second lecture
will indicatc'thc scientific method of
Aristotle, and the general character—
isl 's which distinguish his manner of
inquiry from preceding scientists. His
(livicon and cnumeraton of the
sciences will be contrasted with vari—
ous non-Aristotelian treatments.

 

   

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by graduate students in Armour’sl

 

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i it takes good things to make a
' good product. in Chesterfield we
use the best ingredients a cigarette
can have. . .. mild ripe“ tobaccos and
pure cigarette paper. .

. Allerton hotel,

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

’3’ Eta—ops Switch
To labs, Term Ends

The “B” group in the cooperative
curse is mechanical engineering has
completed its second term. After a
week which was marked by a large
consumption of midnight oil in a
rush of final exams, the cooperating
students changed places with their
alternates in industry.

This week the students of the
“A” group, having completed their
second term earlier this summer,
have started their third and final
term 01' the year. The incoming
classes wasted no time getting into
the swing of things and are already
making considerable progress in the
work that has been cut out for them.

Co-op Club Active

The Co-op Club will meet in the
near future. The purpose of the
meeting will be to see that the club
program is put into operation
promptly. In the course of the term
new officers will be elected. The
main item on the program will be a
dance which is being planned for the
early part of December. The club
has been encouraged by the results
of their previous social events. One
of these was a dinncndancc at the
and another was
the Spring Informal held at the

 

 

Gracmere hotel earlier this year.
The club anticipates similar or even
greater success in this next event.

 

Architectural Fraternity
Pledges Three at Dinner

 

University of Nebraska.

It’s rumored that the Sophs 'are
to have a‘class in life sketching. The
juniors fell that they’ve been gyped. .

Reincke got first prize money in
the poster contest . . new ARX
society propositions . . . initiation of

Nov. . . . Viren win; back in school.‘,

again with his tobacco taking a boalr
ing. . . . Yes, Burnhaxn's a Yalcl‘.

iGct the other pair of pants pressed lexhibitod by the national chapter

Three men were pledged to Scarab“
the architectural honorary l‘raternity,i
at a banquet held in the Swedishl
club on October 7. Those pledeed‘
were: Robert Brandt, William Hor-
ton, and William Hutton. There are, ‘
at present, 11 active members llll

 

To create interest in sketches, Scar-

scription to Forum,

magazine. Winning sketches will be

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Steam SHOE

 

 
 

It has been reported that a num~
ber of the Armour Tech “glamour
boys” who have appeared in the
shovel in the past “object” to their
fair names and personal present his-
tory being revealed in this “scandal
column.” Hence, we shall try to re-
frain from mentioning them hence.
forth. (Youse guys know who you
are.) x: r?- o

What student with initials R. J, C.
could have signed Coach Stcnger’s
name on his enrollment card after
“gym.” ll: - -

Professor Libby and his class‘-
matcs in college must have been holy
terrors compared to the “sissy” stu—
dents and classes nowadays. Confi-
dentially, he let it be known that
they thought nothing of it in his col-
lege days to put a group of freshmen
in an old scow on Lake Michigan,
set it adrift without ours, and when
it got about a mile out in the lake,
calling; the coast guard for rescue.
A common sight also was the paddy
wagon visiting the school twice a
week during green cap activities.
Alix DANCE—w

(Continued from page one)
Drive to the intersection with the
Outer Drive at Belmont Avenue.
From there the outer drive will lead
right to the hotel. Sheridan Road is
the easiest way for north~sidcrs to
get there.

Those who are not familiar with the
hotel can recognize it easily by the
tower which is illuminated with red.
white, and blue floodlichts. The tower
can be soon for many blocks in all di~
rectinns. There is a large parking
area directly across the street from
the entrance to the building. In ad

architectural l dition there is a garage entrance on sold. If the advance sales are any

the south side of the hotel.
on the street is a rather

Parking:
difficult

now for this week: it’s the Arm schools having a chapter of Scarab. proposition because the area around

Dance.
BOZJXRT.

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Copyright. was.
Limcr-r £4 Mvsns
Too/«coo Co.

All drawings must be submitted by:
October 28.

mfilicrlcrfiold writes it for
everybody who monitor but

it’s pleasure you smoke for . . .
, everybody knows that . . . and
l - it’s pleasure you get in every
About twen- ,

‘ Chesterfield you light.

1 Chesterfields are milder and batten
lasting and here’s the‘big reason . . .

the hotel is rather thickly populated.
The Michigan Room of the Educ»

Tuesday. October l8, “938

tfiloopbroin’s Phenomenoll Gels Gruesome
Details or Quin; Reveals Prol’s Secrets

“Mine iz no idle tale” sed the
freshman as hea leencd over :l'orc aw
other whack. Wei, Sally, another
week haz cum and :fltle, and I still
goo on loving yew. The fifthe weak
of“ the skool term haz brave, and so
haz the tyme fore quiz‘es. Due yew
no wat a quiz iz? Wol, my door
young buttcrlflic, a quiz is sumthing
that yew worry about’llor weaks,
craming the, nite below, and than
cuming‘ to klase shaking but confi-
dent that yew hav it mastered. ’l‘hen
olde prof. cums stalking; intcw the
mom withe a cold glare in hiz eyes,
and he chillyly sez, lighting.r bak a
halve snoar—“gude morning, stew-
{lents, their iz a quiz thiz mourning.
Our yew awl set. The set of quem
tions iz a very easy won, won wca
formerly gav in the freshman yeer,
and yew will boa ablo tow finish
easy in a. half howr.
Easy Questions?

The first question—‘Write a 5000
word theme—-—juste a general discu-
siom—and make it brcaf. on Einstein's
eight theory on the relativity of stufl‘.
Second question—«if A traveled threa
howra south in 5 miles per, in a car
with a mass of 2000 pounds, and E
traveled north by northeast at 10
miles per in a street car, wai; of t? . . .
Don’t beat impatient boys, there owr
only eleven more , . . and four home—
work tomorrow—«Inc the first 15

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w er, in - (lltion to hem an excel~
lent place for dancing, has a large
and well furnished foyer and lounge
at its entrance. This will provide am-
iplo space for all those who wish to
i“sit this one out.” However, from
ipresent reports, it is rather doubtful
whether there will be much “sitting
out.” The Colonial Club’s music will
be a delight to all of Armour‘s rug
cutters and fancy step artists.
l So far, most of the three hundred
bids which have been made, have been

 

 

 

 

:indic ion, the (lance should be a big
succc a As the first social event of
the present season, the Arx ZARA-
BANDA should start thing's rolling; in
fine style.

   
   
  

 

 

 

 

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reed chapters 11—15 . . . unquote.

Goshe, I’m always learning things
at skool, in spite of my beste cforts.
Did yew no that water is composed
of tow kinds of gin—pxygin and hy-
drogin. Oxygin iz pure gin, but by-
drogin i2 water and gin.

I got a letter frum beam, and it
scams that brother Doublcstoop iz
sik agin. I don‘t no wat i7. the mat-
ter withe him, but hes iz so dum
that I am thinking about having," him
cum up tcw Armoro hear withe men.
Thi'l. tyme. lice licked the shew polish
off the shows .] bought him a few
months agoa because hea thot it tast—
ed guide. Hen haz bcn sick withe
acute shinola fore a weak.

The 0x danze is this week, and
again I shall goo. However, I think
I shol goa stag. My girl up hear in
the city—Alvergladc McFish, gives
man no end oIl.‘ worry. Shea treats
awl the boys on the equal withe mca
~he‘r bip; moment. ’Gosh, kissing
her'iz like opening a bottle of olives.
The first won iz hard tow get, but
after that, they cum easy. Besides,
if'l g-oa stag, I wil hav a lot of fun.
I can bca as big a wolf: as there
other wolves for wich thiz skool is
noted fore. If I want a girl withe
warmth, I can light a match and goo
owt withe the :llamc. '

Wuz My Face Read ’ '-

Am a big danze :1 cuple of weaks
ago, I wuz standing in a lounge, won
a girl who had just finished puting
on makeup kamo up tow a fellow
necr mea and sod, quote—wil ycw
powder my back, plcnzo (shoe had a
bewtiful sun-tanned back)? Sed the
follow—w—“Surcly, howc far down?”
‘Az far az the cut of my gown, Shea
replies. Sez hen—I thot yew sed
ycwrc back, unquote.

Wei, az the bewti‘ful city girl sod
tcw the farmer boy az they strolled
won moonlit nite across the pastuer
nccr tow cows who were rubing
noses and hen had secl ‘thnt site
makes mea want tew due the same”
"quote scz Shea—~Goa ahead, theyre
ycwr cows, unquote and hope yewre
the same.

Yures, _
Stoopbrain Bliss. ..

PAUL Wmi'EMAN
Every ll’cduortlay Evening
GEORGE Gimme
BURNS ALLEN
Every Friday Evening
All (I. If. S. Stations

EDDIE DUDLEY
Football Highligl ts
Ecrry Thursday and Suffii‘dlay
52 Leading N. B. C. Stations

 

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