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ARMOUR "TECH NEWS

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By JAMES HEBSON

A travel-while-you-learn policy has been introduced at St. Lawrence

University by Dr. H. Bloch who conducted a Scandinavian Travel seminar
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this summer.

In. an effort to radio—educate people that they might better appreciate

radio programs, courses in. “Radio Li
rollcges and unirm-sities this fall.

sterling" have been initialed in many

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A noted American educator recently predicted that in 15 years there
will be no deans of men or deans of women.

Canada lino commissioned the Royal Canadian Air Force to train more

fliers. Plans call for a large expansion

of flying instruction schools.

Yale University has received a bequest of $500,000 to be used to further

the study of Good English —
Dr. Joseph .lvl. Gwiim of Sam Jose

should subsidize collage marriages.

State College believes the govcrmnout

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The University of Colorado will offer this fall a two-year course for the

53 per cent who spend only that amo

unt of time in college.

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Lincoln is being planned by Lin

:1 Memorial University.

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A prize of $100 was offered Princeton undergraduates for a new Tiger

football song.

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Johns Hopkins- University hasl

adopted a new policy of limiting the

number of undergraduates enrolled.

Syracuse University has adopted a
new course for those who foil.

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Experts estimate there are 4,000,-
000 youths between 17 and 24 un-
employed.
In. the lain}:L six-month period,
Princeton Uniugxoity has received
gifts totalling $1,066,605.

' , from New York City to meet losses

due to the Sino-Japaneac war.
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Liberal old age payments. have
drawn large numbers of citizens to
California, according to a study at
the University of California.

By 1939, Mexico will have: a Na—
tional Polytechnic institute fully
equipped to accommodate more than

L 2,000 students from all ports of the

Republic.
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The University of Washington pre-
sented in special janitorial course this

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The Virginia state corporation summer for those who aspired to such
commission has issued a charter for posxtions. The lecturers were out-
the founding of Mount Vernon Uni— standing custodians of schools and

varsity.

The University of Washington has
received 11 WP/l grant of $140,730 to
“improve recreational facilities."

St. Paul, Minn, courts and charit—
able institutions will serve as the lab-
oratory for College of St. Thomas 50-
ciology students.

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The Univcroity of California has
instituted a new course called “Public
Opinion and Propaganda.

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The total cost per year for tuition, l

room and board at Harding College
is but $200.

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Commonwealth College has no paid

faculty. . w

     
  

At the Unive California at,
Los Angeles 7,8’4 tudents drive 120‘,

college daily in 4,654 cars.»

    
    

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thorpe University faculty ‘is ‘in‘g
“Who’s Who”(t ‘ y othe‘rl‘college"
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John. D. 1802:.ch ”who you’ve gthe‘
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The Chicago P lice Department re:
cently purch’t'i‘,
crimevdetection ;{ laboratory from
Northwestern University, a pioneer
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The Society Girl, the pretty young
thing under a. floppy hat on the‘
womens’ page, has been put under the l
scrutiny of a student of sociology and i
made the subject of a master’s thesisl
at the University of Chicago.

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Working students at the Univezu
sity of Oregon rank very highly in
studies. Men who earn 50 per cent
of their expenses are in the highest
scholastic brackets.

Canadian “Mounties” are going;
soft these days. One of their numbert
received the Bachelor of Civil Law de-
gree from McGill University last sum-
mer, in addition to a scholarship and
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Aiding 13 ilhriatiun colleges in‘
China, $300,900 in being distributed

ml institution only u

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, with the defeated Czechs.

sameness-r- ' 1

(Continued from page one) i
now has his cake and apparently in.
tends to eat it. ‘.

Russia pledged her support to
Czechoslovakia some weeks ago, but
the coup that Chamberlain, his yes
man, Daladier, and the strutting dic-
tators pulled off at Munich overnight.
left Czechoslovakia Without an op-
portunity to appeal to anyone for
support. The fault “is not in her
stars, but that she is an underling."
And with England‘s .forsaking the
Czechs, and France’s seeming: impot-
ence to comply to her obligations,
there ended all sense of international
fidelity. What trust have the smaller
countries in Europe left for the
dwindling» democracies? With the
formation of the four-power pact, it
appears very much as though Eula,
ope's little nations will become|
pocket change to be passed around in
paying off minor obligations among
the large creditors.

It is significant that Russia was en-
tirely ignored in the Munich confer-
ence. English distrust and German
hate forrBolshevism have united to
begin breaking" up Czechoslovakia,
the final obstacle to a solid front but
twten France and Russia. With a
band of steel composed of Nazi Ger—
many, fascist Poland, Hungary, and
Italy stretching across the continent
on Russia’s. west, and antagonistic
Japan on her cast, it appears as
though things were going nicely for
the dictators. It is also to be noted
that the French Chamber of Deputies
has not been called. A break up and
consequent ousting of Dnladier would
only tend to toss a wrench into the
wellsoiled cons of Europe’s diplo-
matic machinery, as the French pop-
ular front is strongly sympathetic

This crisis should never have im-
perilcd Europe had England had the
way in restraining the forces which
gave rise to a Hitler. Her secret sol"
vice knew some years ago that re-
m'mament was taking place. Had
England joined with the League and
lent support to the German liberals
then in power, the minority brown
shirts should have been nipped in the
bud. Undoubtedly the English and
French capital in Germany, the in»
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’I‘ra-rah, sound of bugles, und'stuli'l

The (lance of the year.

The first dance.

The colossal tei‘pischore.

THE lVEl/V ARX DANCE.

Which means get ready to

SWING, YOU B‘OLLCATS.

For details: ‘ ‘

Time 0:30 on Friday nite, Oct. 2]..
Place: l‘hc Edg-ewater Beach Hotel.
(lrch: Al Trace or The Colonial Club.

Get a line on the beautiful femines
and date 1110. one up for this great
occasion.

If you don’t, know about these or«
rhestras just ask Swingmastor Dun-
!‘m'lll and he will put you in the know.

Beaux Arts News: Gun Below and
(.‘m’miiighum (Wild Tom from Oma-
ha) have returned. Sunny May is
showing the south side how to do the
Beaux Arts.

We’ve at least found out about
fllii‘nISiiic, he’s just “Out of Order.”
Backdoor Smicrmmz. and Motel];
came through with mentions in the
summer problem. Mandel was elected
massier, and l’uxinlc, sous—massior. As
a 1 sult news of the ARX dance was
forthcoming.

The manioi's are all too busy'nowa—
days what with work and visiting art
classes. Maybe they’re trying to flat
dates for the dance, or do you thinlv
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Krupp and Fritz T. Hyssen were in—
fluential in letting- the bad yeasts
work. Pressure should have been ap-
plied than, it is now almost too late.
Many ucc‘use England of having
played the role of coward and coin--
promiscr in the developments of the
last decade on the continent. It is not
at all improbable that she has wanted
and actually cncourgcd these devel-
opments. Her cgg’s aren’t all in one
basket. Lady Astor could attest to
this. Britain may have her money on
democracy, but there‘s a large place
but on fascism as Well. ‘

Hitler and Mussolini now hnv'c'al:

free hand to pour troops and supplies
into struggling; Spain. Franco needs
ass once badly. The loyalists um
holdinp: their ground and have in-
flicted some severe losses on the fue-
cist armies. Prophecy in Europe is

 

 

 

Sloophmin-Awuiis Mountcun Sheepon .
Misguon Root, Eggs From. Tennis Courts

By ART HANSEN

Deer Sally:

Horatio Pigeonbrain, noted engi-
neer and (:leptomainiac, wonce sod.
quote: enginears are of two klasses,
intcligent and those that get mur-
ried. Sooner or later hea leaves the
first klass and enters the secund.
'l‘hen hea i7. lost.

Wel, Sally, life wonce lug-in is a bed
of roscbushea. I hav again: got into
the swing of'things at skool. Put or
In the groove, cull men a taxi, hit meu
withe a hotnote, yew jitterbeetle. Yes,
my sweet won, swing is hour for the
first tyme sinze the revonewros hung-
chle Duckbrain Hiss JO yeers ago
fore making mountain dew. Gosh won
I hcor swing music, I foal like alco-
hawl iz flowing threw my veins insted
of blud. .

Our neck. lllh prof. tolde us a joak
the other (laye, wich tho slightly puz-
zeling to mea, yew may understands.
It seams biz mother-in-law was
alarmingly sick. Won night the ole
doc who were Handing "her shook hiz
had and sod, mime sivelys; “She hcz
(got tew £5,034th a, hot climate. Mind,
I dmi’tlmeen '5. warm plane, but a hot
won, unguotc. Wel, the prof. dizap»
posted, ‘but sune emerged from the
cellar carrying; a axe. Handing it tow
the docter, hea exclaymcd, quote, Hey,
doc, yew dew it, I can’t, unquote.

.lt Wont Bee Long

’l‘hoyro’s‘ a vag rumor (very war)
that the Missin Bilding nlteraytions
wil sune‘ bea finished, and that the
louse of '1944 is going to (leadicatc it.
Wel, they shure head a gude stew-
dent union, and if I flunk a cu'ple of
yeers I ‘Awil' lieu hear wen they com“
pleat it. Rite now I hear that a junior
lyre-protect (they g‘oa around blow-
ing; owt matches fore pe‘eple) named
Booster is going tcw audition u [look
of horns girls fore the stage showe
wich wil lieu given daily frum 9-12,
1:5 four the stcwdonts. lt iz reported
that the howr 12—1 o’clock is tew bcu

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Spain before we settle too comfort
ably in our easy chairs to listen to

futile, but it were well to look

the world series. A cris" for more
crucial than this last presents itself
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left open in the case sumbody wants
tow dew homework wile hes eating
lunch. It looks like that iz owt, tho,
(Zaire who wantes tow eat lunch wen
’70 hcutiful koru~D girls are frea for
an hour. They might get lonely, and
hub is more romantic than an engi-
ner‘l {Won not an engineer.)

It it also rumored that they our
[going tew put the steep slopes of the
Mlshion roof tew gudc advantage,
pastooring mountin sheap on it tew
giv milk and put owt of bizincss milk
that originates in milk trucks. Just
think wat it wil meen tow the stew—
dents and faculty (1981‘ Sally, fresh
[goat milk and fresh eggs from
chickens that they owr going tew
raize in the tennis courts. I heard that
they owr going tow plant winter weat
on Ogden field, and open a branch
noan as agricultural engineering.
'l‘hiz wil probably deal with the bend-
ing moments and compressive and
tensile stresses set up in a stalk of
went as it sways in the wind. ,

Owr Footbalm Team

Looking threw the records of deer
olde Armore Tech, I have cum tew
the year 1378, and find mention of
the Armour All-American Footbalm
Toem. Wat a gloryus yeer, thatvwon.
There lineup red: Dead Endw—Allen,
Fishing- ’l‘ackle—Stoopnagle, Life
Guard—Baker, Rockefeller Center—a-
Bcrnie, Draw Back——Benn‘y, I-Ialf
Wit—«Baby Snooks, and Eye Full»—
Lombard. The soesons skedule ran
sumthing like thiz: Septobcr l.—-A.
A. A. (0) against Minnesota (87) at
Dunning, 111.; Octemher S—A. A. A.
(0D against Army (92) at Sing Sing,
N. Y.; Nawondmf'ziz—A. A. A. (V2)
against. Slippery Rock Coeds (55) at
Vassar; Decewai‘y Ell—A. A. A. '(99)
against Rover Boys Grommet Sk‘ool
(100). Then I saw thiz hediniz: “Cus-
ualti‘cs. RE: Requisition to tiiea’s-
urcr’s oilico. Itemz—Septober 1—2
doz. splints. Oc‘tcmber 8—100 yards
gauze.

We], must klose, az I just :fownd
owt, I am sitting; on a wad of gum,
and like sum European nations, I hav
a foreign entanglement tow solve.

'Yures,
Stoopbrain Bliss.

 

 

   
   

 

 

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mom a floor will/rho I
fellows asking for
Chesterfields today?”

' . Millions of smokers are
signing up with Chesterfields
. . . glad to find a cigarette
that has what they want . . .

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