Page lwo Armour Tech News Student Publication of the ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY 3300 Federal St. CHICAGO. ILLINOIS Published Weekly During the College Year Member l938 Associated Colleolole Dress “magnum Iron «Anon/IL ADVIIIIIIBINII av National Advertising Service, Inc. College Publisher: Rcflrescmaliw 420 MADISON AVE NEW YORK. N. Y. CHKIGO ‘ 30510" ' LOE ANGELZS - SAN FRANCIECU “Entered as second class matter December 8,1937,at the p051; ollice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 18 87.”9 ——perhaps with mater on the Se Eng. It's really t for the school $2.00 Per Your Single Copies, 10 Cents Each means for venti steam." served better if for her on the a EDITORIAL BOARD RIJSSIJLL KOTAL 0B I‘JAFFEE ADV] fill. The argument EDITORIAL DE? A R'I‘MEN'I’ Desk Edit r .. ("IIrl Reh Rewriti- Elim" . . . cane Assignment Elilors Robert Burtusek. James Meyer Frlipcis and: . ' IrI rts Editor 1w alum ICI .. 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September 27, 1938 No. lnslilule lor Advanced Slddy liesci'ihed l As ldeol University by Dr. @ldenbergerl An obscivation ol appaient ineffi» Dr Wentncr of ciencv in the operation ol" our Uni-I University l versltlcs, seveIal ycais ago motivatcrll Dr. Money of the University of one Abraham Flcxncr to w1itc a book California. 0“ American Universlfims. A: g ‘1}? Dr. I'Ilavaty of Czechoslovakia. 'l .unete ., “u l.“ ”Tm‘bl‘cam“ O in Dr. McCoy (If {smith College. Institute lor Advanced Study. here- _ .~ . Dr. Nakayama of Osaka ImpcIIalI after mentioned as the IAS, fivc , , , A . . u " r Its bis idea is to have Lmvm's't‘VI Japan. ytd” ago. .. . A ' ' ' Dr. Wall of Northwestern Univer- a mmmumty ot scholars completely _ free to do research, listen to lectures, or give them, as they wished. The Institute is now in operation without students, classes, grades, 01' degrees, but. yet It mes under the category of a univu's y. 'Ihosc who spend Ii ye 11' at the IAS do so because they have been invited, Johns ll opkins llr. Ilecky of Hamburg: University, Germany. Students Give Lectures Too The IAS this year opens in Octo- lI'I' and closes in December. lt will. then reopen early in February. and continue until late in April. While it and thus become classified as; mrm— is open, a “.5, 01‘ lectures is posted bers thCIeol' This invitation cxtInds once a neck membms (no free to ‘01 one year (ml), and each receives attend at \' Ill, or lectmc themseles an income {mm the Institute to en- if they wi.. _ able his IeseaIIh Lass. ycaI, lo1' instance, him Love-airy 9“ . l)I'. Einstein ewe but one one l'IouI there. In thIs respect, the IAS dIf— lccturr. it. w however well at- lilw markedly lmm regular lIanI’Y'SI- tended. The lociuro was: on solutions, “0" . . ol’ equation which define four—dimen- l IAS '5 H‘ghly Endowed sional g1 \"I‘Iauonal fields. Professors 1 This plan “l the lnl< ‘44 ‘4‘ Household Hint. Mothers: having trouble putting [heir babies: (.0 sleep should place them near the edge. of the bed. They will drop of in no time. a a Nit: How many times a clay do you shave? this summer, I saye that young men should go south. Now,‘ deer Sally,‘ won I speck ot" the following matter,}_ I speck tew other men, and no slight? tew yew, Entithe south has the most beutit'ul girls. Oh, baby, sechi curves and faxes And theie figuresl make a. banker grean witlIeI Espeshially those wuld envy. They reelly Iing true. hav tow go owt of yewre way tewl find good lo flung wens, down there, find homely vmns. Wel befour start. a civil war, I wil stop four thel tyme. being: on that subject. i pmfiesoxs ——Yurcs ‘ Stoopbrnin Bliss: l Up heel yew , so the orchestra leader wouldn’t kiss ye hav tew go owt of yowre way new to take a bath in it to be safe l1 om I ‘ that bozo ” Remember, those who go tew no] ipariiing that the new chief, loge and novel get nwt are canlexlj has just passed out. The air condi- Wit: Oh forty or fifty times a day. Nit: Say are you crazy? Wit: No, I’m a barber. 4‘ 2f :31 Ill/Iiidc: my lips? mimetic: How can I get (I chap off Slap his face. :1: .-. I. “I rubbed gnrlic juice on my lips me." “That won't help you. You'll have sex: This is Secxet Operator 49 7/8 my ” 5.3.... STICK and yours truly present for" Jane will go for his “The Sweetheart .all his friends, and they are many), ,llvod at. the apartments, which in the The By Town ’5 Best BERN A “D S'I‘ERNFELD . IN THE PICTURE DEPT: Despite Pmmnozml’ 3 extension bully‘ l1.oo,“SpawII.of lhe North” is not. colossal, gigantic, or even slightly} stupendous. Big arrows on the mar- quee like. George Raft, Henry Fonda, and John Barrymore can’t do much to transform II. glory which, suspici- ously resembles one of Buck Jones’ better horse operas. The only appar- ent differences is in the use of the Bering Sea. locale Imd the use of Iran‘- pmms instead of six gims. However, there are a. number of 'l'calcc'ming frea- lm'es. The camera work is top notch, especially, in the avalanche scenes. John. Barrymore turns in. another smooth pcrfornumce. A trained Alas— lcm'r soul named Sl'iclccr just about stealx Ihe pic. But if you. still don’t care for tllcrs'e items, don't dare miss a mlo'nglesq Domtlm [Armour in a tight filling sweater! 9]: IF‘ YOU .ARL READING: Usually biour uphies are. much too clIy and 10m: winded. Not so in the case of Gene Fowler’ 5 books. His The Giant Mouthpiece reads as easily as fiction. I‘owler 54 writing is as witty and tall; as Bugs Boer at his best. Great Mouthpiece is not a new book, but you‘ll get. some good entertain— mcnt from the story of William Fal< lon, one of the greatest criminal law~ yers ever to disgrace the bar. This isn’t a new book, but don’t let. that stop you. >l¢ :II II AMUSEMENT ODDS AND ENDS: Only the most r'ahicl of Toll Lewis 11: of Sigma Chi" (Decca). whine just docun’t fit in The Lewis with those swell lyrierI and a good tune. Very much recommended is Tommy Dor- ihe Mulberry Bush" (Victor). The other distinguished Dorsey, Jimmy, has a must in his Decca recording of ”Change Partners" and ”The Yam" . . . WBBM features Edward G. Rob- inson and Claire Trevor in another of [heir Big Town series tonight at 7 p.m. If you stick tight, you won't mien the AI Jolson “Lifebuuy Show" which follows immediately. Should swing be your craving, Benny Good- man and Company will hit the air at 8:30 p.m. from the same outlet. In- vidently, how dial you like Benjamin’s swing version of “Russian Lullaby” on last week’s show? " Ir . . . IN THE SPORT‘S WORLD: Should the Detroit. Tigers play out a full schedulc, then it's at least even money that Big Hank Greenberg will break or tie Babe Ruth’s (i0 homer record made in ’27. . . . And if a City Series ever materializes this full, watch the Cubs cut up the Comiskeys in six game . (Will [he South Siders lr'l'mlly Miran.” from whistling?) Look for Northwestern to have a banner football season in 1940. The fact that half the Austin High champs squad oi" 1937, including the much.publicized Bill De Correvont, will be in the ‘Cats’ starting lineup may have something to do with it . . . Every red-blooded man should know that in a. dcnccs wild poker game, the straight 'l’lush beats five ot" a kind. Esquire says so, so It must be so. (011, why did I have to read that NOW!) Before the whistle its 3»2 on the junior mechs to beat out junior cheIns in the coming touchball tournament. Even without their one man line, Tar- zan Epstein, the mechs experienced no difficulty in smearing the schmiers, Irv; sey’s waxing of ‘Stop Benitin’ 'Rouml 30nd. With Eppy in there, well. . . fildnley tivingd‘ldne ....- Freshmen, sophomores, and upper classmen, if you haven't done so be- fore, do it now. What? Why. meet Mr. Stanley Living-stone (“Stan" to that genial gentleman behind the great big smile who far the past l6 years has conducted the multitmlin- ous affairs ol" the. bookstore, annual- ly selling thousands of books 2nd, hundreds of school supplies '[hi man with the hoarse voice and sunny disposition has brcn in the employ of Armour Institute for over 28 years, and he’s still going atrong. Stan first was employed as the col— lector ol" rents in the old Armour flats. While holding: this position he ’90's weIc considered the latest in living: quarters in Chicago. Duringr his many years as rent collector, Stan relates, he had many experi— ences. One which stands out in his mind was the race riot in this part. of Lhc city in 1918. For two days itl was impossible and unsafe to lcavel his Ineidencc to get food. He ' liron'i lflollr—zclor ol Armour llan’ls lo duper Salesman others in the some predicament were finally aided by the militia. Stan, in case you don’t know, is a proud grandpappy. His only child, a daughter, who is the wife of Wil- liam Reed, auditor in the Institute cashiel’s office, recently presented an addition to the family. There was never prouder grandfather than Stan. Ills many duties include ordering- books and supplies. and tending to the many wants of the Students who desire candied refreshment. He is as~ ‘rlSlLCll in his duties by Jesse Kramer. Commenting: on the new book store now being; completed, Stan said: “The new bookstore will be a great improvement over the. old one." As to the students nowadays. he had this to say: "While the students ol’ former years were very likcuble and a great bunch oi" follows, I find that down through the yea s the boys seem to he becoming more and more friendly and likcalIle.” Students, do #1 over and g'et ae- innt‘ed with Stan! accidently slim-t efi. HI “1’0 SILVER. ticking was QUALlTATlVE ANALYSlS BOOK. HE IS EXPERT AT ANALYZING CHEMICAL COM- POUNDS E9! SIMPLY' 'SMELLIN‘N ‘EM ITASTINI" AND ‘FYIDENIl N“-EM Educ on veesn‘g' cs nasnnerov area \3 A SFECIAL ounce 3;. L43? Imwt . 34:334. 85:55 {Nd .