Page Two Armour Tech. News Student Publication of the ARMOUR lNSTlTUTE OF TECHNOLOGY 3300 Federal St CHICAGO. SLLKNOES Published Weekly During the College Year Member l939 Rssocioled Colieoio’ie Dress .mmmn ron ”mom mm...“ m National Advertising Service, inc. (“liege Publirber: Reprvwntuliur/ 420 MADVSON AVE. NEW YORK,NA Y. CuliAeo - Boston - Les ANGKLES - 5A" rrmnclsco “Entered as second class matter December 8, 1937, at the po. t oilice at Chicago. Illinois, under the Act of March 3. 1879." 52m) Per Year \ 2H7 Single Copies, 10 Cents Each EDITORIAL BOARD RUSSELL KOTAL EDl'I'OR-lN-CHIEF . MANAGING EDITOR NEWS EDITOR . SPORTS EDlTOR COPY EDITOR . BUSINESS MANAGER, . FACULTY ADVISOR .llOBERT WINBLAD WALTER HENDRICKS EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Robert amuse , nmt Sparta Editor . , , .. . . um Cir: Jp Amisuints E. ()avnmigb. C. Wright p , Ed R. Peri ruiernity Editor . . Chovnllry Copy Randi rn , . G. Frost. B. Mead, P. Woods rile-ti: . Hansen, .1. Hebsmi, n. Sternfeld. nube. A W. l, ‘rnlher. S. Silvermun, E. Greater, IL lurem. Rojiiirli‘m ). 'n M l E. Colnnt, I. Dzikowulu, E. Grueu. Hurlman, . u ‘ ‘1 i . Jindrich, J. L E. In, H. Knmiz, n. KUI A. . Muluy, B. Millevillo, H, tau 1‘. i a . M Schulr. W. Stroouenbum. J. Thi ult, (/ [no Luci, R. Undi-rhill, H. Zimmermun. Snort» Wi'I'r-ri» F ndorson, J. Finley. E. Worcester VJ. Simunini Spin-us llepo rim-ii Rudd R T Carwonlal Mi! ., J. Miroisnic Advertising Mnnuger Frank Slavi ARMOUR TECH NEWS lamination or the Vilfifi. The present Armour branch of the W.S.E. is composed of men studying civil engineering and these men have begun movement to form their own branch of the American Institute of Civil Engineers. By so doing, the W.S.E. would then be managed by the members of the entire group of engineering societies, in other words, a general meeting which would group the civils, mechanicals, electricals, fire protects, and others, into one organ- ized society would be formed. The Chicago Di5« . trict oi the W S.E. has among its membership men interested in many phases of engineering and our branch will be modeled after the parent group. Officers of our various societies met recently to discuss the formation and support of a strong W.S.E. branch at Armour. At that meeting the by-laws were drawn up, printed, and an officer of each society represented was given one copy. The present by-laws will require some revision before approved by the Armourites. First, the clues as stated in the by-Iaws, call for a payment of two dollars per society. The total amount collected from all societies as dues would amount to about ten dollarswnot enough to en- gage one speaker. The “joker“ is found in a clause which states that chapters may be assessed any amount to meet necessary expenses. Second, only juniors and seniors of the societies could be members of the W.S.E. The present soph— omores and freshmen could be members of their respective societies. but would not be recognized as a member of the W.S,E.. although they, like upperclassmei’i. also financially support their chap- l ters. Y The W.S.E. can be organized into a strong fac— a " ‘ tion which would offer many outstanding speakers Circulation Mann Ralph Erismnn Circulation Mariam Robert s K0 n Circulntlrm Maurine no 1‘ Smith unincus Assists . .. . ll. Johnson. R. Jnc baa Vol. XXII. January 10, 1939 l and programs and should be supported. An organi- Eelffsamw'lzation that tends to unite specialized engineers iinto one group would further increase the spirit No. i3, of cooperation among campus societies. Fraternity Notes : By EDWARD CHEVALLEY All {ruin-frilly units must lu' received by the fraternity ed'tur before it PJVL 'I‘humdny in rder to appear in the next inane. 1 THEM Xi 1 Alpha Gamma chapter takes pleas. ‘ lure in announcing the pledging oil Charles Dwikeo E. E. 41, Robert,! Peterson E. 1'}. ’41, and Forrest ’Wolf E. is}. ’41. With the addition of ‘ these men around the TX rooms, the l once popular electrical terms of con-3 versalion will regain its old stand for the next few years. Hurrah! for the Electricals. Now that the Christmas holldayo are merely faded dreams, the boys are working: hard to complete the home stretch in line shape. They are look- incr {mi-ward in a party of celebra- tion at the completion of this semes— ter. Pl‘ll Pl l’l‘ll Last Jan. 5, 1939 the Phi Pi’s held ‘ their election of officers. The follow. ing' men were elected as officers. [fir/HIM] Lursii President .Iiiliii (,‘M‘ui‘sl I’rori' ll'illium [‘lmigry Tmiwrtr William (VIllhi‘fll’iiSL’PTClfl y. Henry .llm‘lillimim'nuSentinel. The exii'nd eongi'utula- timix and hope that 19th) will be banner year. A new puimanont fixture has just been claimed for the Phi l’i l’hi house. This fixture is credited to the cham- pionship liriu'linLr team of the house. Hank Muehlhausen predicts a good season for the ping: pong team. The Phi Pi‘s still claim to have a strong team, despite the fact that Pledge‘ Captain Wiley was defeated by C.‘ {‘urliiy Balms. Last year the basketball team lost the Championship after ill year's oi" supremacy. however, under the man- :igorship of Bob ‘Buek' Schmidt there ‘ is a good chance of regaining their hold (in the cup. ‘ TREANGLE It has been reported that the Tri~ angle house is back to normal n0w,, despite the fact that its only a week‘ and three days since the New Year’s live {reini’urvull was held at the hou~¥ Compulsory “Sta your desire to become my son- min-law?" ”No, I don’t. But if I marry your daughter, I don't see how 1 can get out of it." ,l, at :91 A Family Secret Medici): “Ask the accident victim what his name is, so we can notify his l’umily.” Nurse (a few minutes later) : “He says his family knows his name.” i: Nut PM? “Does this package ‘mlong to you? 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