Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, February 22, “333 Concert~ (Continued from page one) Fraternity Notes Excerpts from the M. ' Groffc Suite .................... Glue Club and Orchestra Intermission Friendship ............... Haeschc Black Eyed Suzie ..... Bartholomew 0n the Road to Mandalay. . . .Speaks Glee Club Beneath Thy Window ..... La Thiere Atlantic Suite ............ Safranek Nocturne and Morning Hymn Destruction of Atlantis Orchestra The Drum ................ Gibson Secrets ................. Matthews De Animals O'Comin' . .‘Bartholomew Glee Club I Sing! ..................... Adams Song of the Vagabonds ...... Friml Orchestra and Glee Club After the Goodman Theatre conv cert, the musical club will continue their activities with renewed vigor. On March 2 a concert will be given for the Boosters‘ Club of the Illinois Central Railway in St. Cyril‘s Parish hall. Short musical programs will be given at Tilden Technical High School and Lindblom High School on March 4 and March 18, respectively. Drafting Rooms Picked as Site of Civil Service Exams One hundred and ninety nine draftsmen will compete in the sec- ond half of their civil service exam- inations tomorrow night in the fresh- man, civil, and mechanical drawing rooms. The men are all seeking the position of junior draftsman. The first half of the examination was held Monday, February 14, at Loyola University. Twenty monitors and officials of the examination board will preside over the men. PHI Pl PHI Phi Pi Phi is pleased to announce the initiation 0 George Ellis, ’41 Richard Larson, ’41 Raymond Main, ’41 William Plcngcy, ’41 and the pledging of Harold Anthon, ’39 Gerald Platz, ’40 Philip Virtue, ’41 Last week was Hell Week, and was enjoyed immensely by the new members. Now the older members can recuperate. PI KAPPA PHI A social committee, consisting of the pledges who are about to be in— itiated, is making plans for a dance to be held on or about March 12. The boys promise us an affair that will come up to the standards of our active social committee. Our district conclavc is to be held this Saturday and Sunday, Feb 26 and 27. We expect about forty dele- gates from our chapters at Illinois and Purdue. Plans have been com» pleted, and Harry Perlct, head of the program committee, has planned a full two days for the boys. THETA Xl The nightingalcs of the house have been vocalizing for the past week in a premature practice session for the interfraternity sing. Drinking champs in the house are Bros. Graf and Gmetzmacher. They both manage to knock 03 :1 quart of milk per day. We congratulate the men of Phi Kappa Sigma on their victory at the recent swimming match. Next week will be the “Rosey Week” for our pledges. Yep, “Hell Week” has come at last, and will we % I 4' ‘ . Weekly ~€ Radio Podium? LAWRENCE TIBBETT ANDRE KDSTELANETZ PAUL WHITEMAN , DEEMS TAYLOR ‘, PAUL DOUGLAS . make it a banged up alfaifl?) aha Copyright 1933, Doom-r s: Mamas Tomcco Co. TRlANGLE Armour chapter of Triangle frater- nity takes pleasure in announcing the pledging of the following men: Lorin E. Grosboll 00—02) ’40 Howard C. Johnson Co-op ’42 Francis E. Wilts 00-0]: ’42 Fred G. Haegcle 00-01; ’42 Henry S. Mirrow ’39 John P. Nicholson Camp ’42 Bruce H. Lnndgrcn Ca~op ‘42 Radio Talk—- (Continued from page one) ly safe, and that it is the intersec- tions and heavy traffic points that constitute real danger zones. To com- promise betwecn the benefits derived from illumination along entire high— ways on one hand, and the prohibi- tive cost on the other hand, the trend at the present time has been to pro- vide illumination at least for the danger zones. In recent years, sodium vapor lights have been developed to meet requirements for low cost of Operation and maintenance, so that many roads are now being illuminated by these lamps. The question of whether such illumination will gen.- erally be provided in the future for all highways still remains a question. Mr. Goldsmith merely ventured: “I cannot say, although it is possible that some of the more important of the arterial highways will eventual» ly be so lighted.” Associate professor Charles Anson Nash, who was originally scheduled to present last Saturday‘s talk, was unable to do so. He is credited, how— ever with assisting in the preparation of the broadcast. This series of educational radio broadcasts sponsored by the Institute is scheduled to continue at the usual time of 7 p.m. next Saturday. notifies? muse chansons What with fifteen inch skirts and intense absorption in the game, a, bean- tiful blondc may be forgiven if a, dress hikes up a little high. But shame on the Armour team; it wasn't strictly necessary that they develop a sec- ondary interest in the game . . . arm at Chevalley really takes his juice seriously. Last Friday while in the library resting his eyes, he awoke with an start, nearly knocking over a few chairs explained, “I dreamt i won using 15,000 volts across a con- denser and got. an awful check." all n or NATINCHEK and BOEHME proved superior to their environment in a similar situation at thntom— they won. their tennis match. Mind over matter. Sop/i students’ lives arc being on. dangcred weekly in the Org. Chem. lab by EWING'S and PATLOGAN’S liberal interpretation of experimental technique; as matters stand, they’re neck and neck in a mad mice for BEN- JAMIN B’s jackass award. use There are a number of ways of escaping rightful retribution and it would seem that Mort Waldmam has discovered the vital secret. Sighting the librarian bearing down on him after an interlude of gentlemanly chatting, and seeing that you'rovgoing to-get~wllut's-cuming-to-you gaze in her eye, he quietly rose to his feet, gathered in his books, and announced in indignant tones to the library at large, “I‘m leaving; it’s too noisy in here.” .. . . and when you land on. Chestertields you find the three points of smoking pleasure .. . . all you look for in a cigarette nuances am refreshing T43 TE that smohers like OTHER CAMPUSES By James I-Iobson By harboring his way through the University of Alabama, one student not only pays all his college expenses, but also sends from three to five dol- lars a week to his widowed mother in New Jersey. ”0.... Want to be a, radio star? Twice law. These former law students now appear before the court of public opinion and are favorites among many: Bing Crosby, GonzM/m university; Rudy 'Vallcc, Maine and Yale; Hoagy Carmichael, Indiana; Lowell Thomas, Kent, and Don Aqneghe, Wisconsin, Five sons have been sent to the United States Naval Academy at An— napolis by John Crommclin, Alabama entered the academy last fall. 0...... For ten years n University of Ala- bama sophomore has been pursuing the cleanest hobby on record. He has sample bore of soup gathered from 20 states. —-—-o——-— A bill which would ban “round dances,” including the “big apple" and “trucking" at Tw‘ ' ' schools of higher education has students at the University all riled up. Comment from rank and file students as well as student body leaders heaped denun- ciation upon the bill. __ o———- When a girl says she “simply loves her work and would never [give it up [or marriage,” she is kidding at least 50 per cent of the time, according to :1 Loyola university psychologist. Dr. A. A. Schneider's contends that the so-cullod emancipated woman or bachelor girl is nothing more than a disappointed female. A 27 your old home at Massachu- cctts Slum Collogc is utill active and up to four yours ago was winning prizes as a jumper. Amherst has won. nearly 400 ribbons and about 20 oilver nieces. __.o_.. “Powers of concentration are greater in a girls’ school. The girls lose nothing by not rubbing should- ers with men. They work when they work and play when they play.” Mrs. AROMA that makes you clowns right hungry for a smoke. ‘ . desicifieffid maydcréefiew ferrite planter. The fifth and youngest son Vivienne B. Breckenridge, alumnae secretary of Sweet Briar College, says that private schools for girls prepare them better tor matrimony than do coeducational institutions. lflo—flp Ends Definition: Websi;cr——“butter~ball: a variety of North American duck!“ Rather strange company this bird Whittingham keeps, we‘d say. Girls! Beware of the bow-legged kiss-wollzzcr at large in the vicinity of Chicago and Aurora. Last seen at the Soph Informal. Mode of opera- tion characterized by the brilliant cupid's bow mark left on the fore— head of each victim. Large reward offered to any girl who can capture him and make him wear “Kiss- Proof.” J. J. (three-shores-and-a-sneezc) Mnciejewnki has been throwing the class room into confusion with his uncanny interpretation of a do struck by a car. It’s disconcerting to say the least. “Candid" Krahulec has an assort- ment of snap-shots of the class taken at odd times and places. It’s impos- sible to have any unguarded moments with him around. Question of the week: Where does Parker go every Thursday morning in the middle of physics class?!