Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Wednesday, June 1, I938 [ Aim news I Well, here it is, almost vacation; that’s what all of us have been waitv £11.51 for, ever since September. With June comes the graduation of the seninrn. . . . It’s too much to list their names; anyway, you all know them .They re bright cheerful crits, (who made that noise?). . . . Hcie’s hoping that they’ll come and see us next year. We heard at the big “end-of—the-year” party, which Mr. Macgaughcy gave at his home in Park Ridge, that Mr. Lader was gayer than ever before in his four years at Armour. Big news in the junior room was the above mentioned party given by the junior crit. . . . It seems that Shaeffcr was the casanova. . . . Moa- ley is in the grocery business now; he has half 3. carat for sale and $1,000,000 worth of free advice with it. . . . Bouierd smacked one of Mac's five pound cigars; Mr. Sutcr asked him if he ordered a stretcher with the cigar. . . . BOX-ART thanks ART GUM, alias, John Rea, for the above info. Tanks keed! Last week in the soph room, singer Hutton was dragging his head around on the floor. Who mentioned after~ effects? Tsk, tsk, Mr. Potter, watch your language. . . . May showed the sophs some real Chinese food the other day, Fox claims that he hasn’t got a cast~iron stomach, otherwise he would have enjoyed it. Sieam Shovel There is a suspicion that everybody has been leaning on the shovel this week. Little shoveling, not much ”dirt.” However, one com come to the conclusion that the deer Techers have nothing to hide—4m! much! :1: =1 :11 With school almost out, the only thing that the fellows have to worry about are those little matters at exams. Of course, things like that will not plmze: the astute seniors, who are blissfully contemplating {hose sheepskins. You can tell by the moody looks in the eye» of “BIG APPLE" CHELCREN and JACK O'CONNELL. unwar- “Kiss-mmeter” fame is still spread» ing. Witness the fact that pictures of it with Chuck Modersohn doing his stuff have appeared in the rate sec- tions of papers in Milwaukee, Cleve- land, Kansas City and other points all over the country. The inventors, Larry Strocchia and “Cupcy” Daniels, received last week an ofi'er for the purchase of its wiring dia« gram from M.G.M. movie studios. The old adage, “build a better mouse- trap, and the world will beat a path to yOur door,” should be changed to “All the world loves a lover, but when you can measure the intensity of his love~wow!” is =3 Vii Obituary Column (Almost) CARL REH, DARING YOUNG DANSEUSE AND DESK EDITOR OF THE TECH NEWS. WAS SO ENGROSSED IN HIS SHEET 0F COPY WHEN CROSSING THE FIRE ESCAPE ON THE THIRD FLOOR CHAPIN THAT HE SLIPPED DOWN THE VERTICAL SHAFT AND WOULD HAVE QUICKLY ACCELERATED AT 32.2 FEET PER SECOND HAD HE NOT PROMPTLY GRABBED A RUNG OF THE LADDER ABOUT SIX FEET DOWN: ii: '43 914 If the Mission organ doesn’t per. form anymore we can look to ART HANSEN and his jovial colleagues for an explanation. Art will probably say that three broken eggs caused it all. But after all, three unbroken Research labs To Enlarge Quarters Several new laboratories and re— search projects were recently an- nounced by Prof. H. A. Vagtborg, associate director of the Research Foundation. The laboratories will occupy the third floor of the research building, which will make it almost complete“ ly devoted to laboratories and of— fices. Universal Oil Products Co. is sup- porting its second project for the foundation. It will be devoted to the determination of the true tempera- ture of catalytic conversion. Dr. Max Jakob will conduct the investiga- tion. The theoretical work is now complete and the experiment work ready to be started. At the recent meeting of the A.I.Ch.E. in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., Dr. Jakob delivered a paper on this topic en— titled: “The So-Called Thermal Ef- fect and the True Temperature of Catalytic Conversion.” The appu» mtus with which Dr. Jakob intends to make his measurements consists of concentric tubes, the lining be- tween the tubes being packed with catalyst, and the inside equipped with thermocouples. A new Emily and spectroscopy laboratory will occupy approximately 2,000 square feet of the fourth floor. Dr. Ziegler will be in charge of the X—ray works in this lab, and Dr. Copeland the spectroscopy work. Another new addition to the Foun- dation’s facilities will he a furnace ‘31:" he. .33“ hours of playing are pretty strenu— ous for any organ. is '5‘- Ii: Yep. We hear BOLZ and CAR- STENS are now looking for night crawlers. What cure they for? We’re sure you’re not going fishing, so . . . 5‘ lb 1* Since this is the last issue of the year, we will not bother you again until next September. Then we will. be back with more and better “dope" about bigger and better “dopes,” and we don’t mean one of the seven 1 dwmfs. For” amine . . . for taste . .. . for mildness REfilGNA‘l’iGN— (Continued from page one) unique, that it is entitled to the pri— mary interest of its Dean. Because I recognize the very large oppor- tunities to serve the Institute that are inherent in the Deanship of the Evening' Division, I find that the time has arrived for me to choose between this and teaching. Not with— out regret, I choose the latter." N0 successor has been appointed to take over the duties of Dean of the Evo- ning Division. The appointment of W. N. Setter- berg, assistant registrar of the Inn stitute, graduate of the Institute of the class of 1929, to the position of registrar of the evening division was also announced. In 1929, after his graduation, Mr. Setterberg entered the firm of Deere and Company as architect and later that year joined the engineering staff of the Chicago and Northwestern Railway Company. In 1934 Mr. Setterberg returned to the Institute to assume the duties of placement officer and in 1936 he was promoted to the position of assistant. registrar. Bullmen Close with Seven Wins, Six Losses without hi. l. 02. Title By viltue of their victo1y ove1 Ypsilanti, Almour’s Techawks were able to finish the season with 11.539 average. While .500 is usually con— sidered good ball, it marks a disap— pointment to the Armour team. Touted as the best in Armour his— tory, the team expected to finish the season undefeated and although they started out with five straight weie checked by Lake Forest after a four- teen inning duel. After Willie Kruse, mound as well as batting ace, set down the Uni~ versity of Chicago with no runs the Techowks felt assured of a good sea— son.Elmhu1‘st fell 19 to o, Wheoton succumbed 6 to 2, and De ,Kalb in turn weie taken, ’I to 6. The team then went out to Lake Forest where despite great pitching by Kruse and similar hitting by Seidcnberg', the Foresters finished on the long end of the 7 to 6 score. After this the team seemed to just fall to pieces With the sporkplug of the team, Irv Seidbnberg, on the bench with a bum log, the team played through a 11 to 0 defeat to North Central. This defeat was looked on as 21 natural relapse after a long victory string but a 13 to 12 'IATTBNG AND WELMNG STATESTlCS {lg/:1] FEE/is UM cigarette room which is to house in part two of the long term research projects requiring high temperature furnaces. The furnaces will be used by Dr. Kintner and Dr. Walker. Dr. Kim:- nor is working on the Dolomite Re- search Project which utilizes a rotary furnace whose temperature ranges up to 3,600 degrees fahrenheit. Dr. Walker's work with the furnaces comes in connection with his research in high pressure. Five furnaces are to be installed, three electric fur- naces and two gas fired furnaces. Also installed on the new floor is a combined glass blowing and weld- ing shop. all” Radio Efllflfi’i of GRACE Moons ANDRE KOSTELANETZ PAUL WHITEMAN DEEMS TAYLOR PAUL DOUGLAS Copyright 1938. mem“ 5.- Mvzks Tomcco Co. Player AI] R H 23 315 HR SD BB 5111 an AV. PO A E Av. 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The team then took their annual trip, meeting Ypsilanti and Michigan State on the foreign fields. After "'12 innings of brilliant pitching, Joe Pacocha dropped a heart breaker to Ypsi when an error set the stage for the winning run. The team then went to Lansing and faced the Michigan State nine. Here Kruse again pitched a fine game but was beaten 5 to 4 when State rallied with two runs in the seventh. The final games included last week’s wins over De Kalb and Ypsilanti, and a loss to Lake Forest. However, midst the disappointment of the record, the Hawks have a couple of bright spots in the outlook. Although North Central took away their title the squad had some enjoy- ment in blanking the Mills Stadium xam 1-0 in 1). practice game. "Willi/i DEKAme- (Continued from page three) Wagner opened the thirteenth with a long fly that quaked many a De- Kialb heart, but the left fielder snared it out of the woods for a put out. Kruse caught on to the idea and hit the first pitch ten feet further than the fielder out in left, and chalked up another double. Green observed the precedent and slammed a double to center, Kruse scoring. Leonard then got a single, and Green tallied. After a change of pitchers and some sundry hitting, Leonard dusted off home on a bulk, for the tenth run. Kruse had no trouble retiring the Teachers in their last chance. of fibeslerfield’s creme; tells you right away—there’s a real cigarette. That’s because Cbssterfields are blended with skill from are- matic Turkish and mild, ripe PLEASM’M their one other sags so? homegrown sebaceous. Light one and at once you’ll know their Chester-fields are milder and taste better. give millions of Sifidi’l’fi‘d . u it: