(By James -—0—- Hebson In Hawaii, the men students as well as the coeds learn to do the hula as part of their social training, according to an ex»president of the student body at the University of H awaii. 0*. Ohio State University is cooperating in a radio project dcsigncd to strongman cultural bonds bclwccn the United States and Mexico. —0— More than 250 students of the University of Washington picketed the University Theatre recently as a protest against the dismissal of a member of the faculty. —0— Accoding to a scrics of interviews with the men at the University of Nevada, coeds go to college to get a husband. Only a lo “ll-Wu?” [film the mcn were of the opinion that they came to further their education. —o—- Los Angeles Junior college will open its new radio station, KFAC, soon. The administration and opera~ tion of the station lies entirely in the hands of the students. —0— Anthony Dulce, Princeton student and heir to part of the Dulce tobacco fortune, has an allowance of $80 a day. ~0— Mcrccr University has had at least one son of 0. P. Gilbert, alumnus of 1897, enrolled for every year since 1920. -——o—- A “war and peace” library nun-n baring about 1.000 volumes, has been given to lowa State College by Carrie Chapman Catt, world iam- ous woman sufllmgist. Speaking of chain letters! Members. of the 1916 class of Frances Shimcr college have kept in touch with each other for 22 years with a constantly circulating letter. —o—- Prof. William. Lyon Phelps of Yale, one of America’s best known coluca- tors, carries an unibrclla almost con- stantly. Miss Kathryn Kuyser of the Speech department at Kansas State Teachers College claims that 95 per cent of college women desire a home and chil- dren more than anything else in life. Dr. J. A. Gamewcll has been teach. ing at Wolford College for 63 years. He is the oldest member of Kappa Alpha fraternity. __fl.___ House parties at Oxford Univcr~ sity, England, are held in tents. ——-o-— Gladys Lavinner Singleton is the only woman among the 6000 students at the college of the City of New York. She plans to bc a civil engi- near. Well, since this column is the news of the Arm, here’s news of the judg: ments: in the Junior judgment, REA received a First Mention, GOLD— SMITH and SHAEFFE’R received Mention Commendeds; in the Fresh- man judgment I). MILLER and KU- LIECKA received First Mentions. The Sophs are slinging the clay around on their new problem. Sauer- man was the lucky Arx who got a trip down to Kankakee with the Glee Club last Friday. Fox is on a golf trip now. Nice work, if you can get it. Friday the Arx had a party with free beer. The rest of the Arx found out what “volume” l-lutton’s voice has. It seems as though a certain gal from the Art School at the All School Dance, upon hearing Hutton singing, slapped him on the hack (yes, he almost lost his teeth), ex~ claiming, “What volume, what a voice.” What a. bass! Next week comes Open House, oh boy, no work, just relaxation, just a 5,000 word theme to do. BOZ-ART. mo— Sommy Kaye is the favorite dance band on the West Chester, Pa., State Teachers College campus. ——0— University of Pittsburgh students are now working on their second all campus movie. ...0_ Massachusetts State College was the first land grant collcgc in New England. It was chartered in 1863. ARMOUR TECH‘!‘ “NEWS llrcsidcnt'm- (Continued from page one) Came ko Armour in 1927 In September of 1927, Mr. Heald came to Armour Institute of Tech- nology as Assistant Professor of Civil Engineering, teaching struct— ural engineering subjects—4i position which he held until September of 1931. Following the resignation of ‘Dr. Hotchkiss, a committee consisting of. three Trustees of the Institute, to- gether with two members of the In- stitute faculty, were selected by the Board to consider nominees for the Presidency. E. O. Griffcnhagen, lPresiilent of Griffenhagen and Asso— ciates, Chicago, a member of the Board, was selected as chairman of this committee. Aiding him in the consideration of nominees were E. E. Sunny, retired, former President of the Illinois Bell Telephone Company, and Charles Davis, President of the Borg Warner Corporation, both members of the Board, and Dr. L. E. Grintcr, Dean of the Graduate Di~ vision and Director of the Depart— ment of Civil Engineering, and Harry McCormaek, Professor and Director of the Department of Chem- ical Engineering, of the Institute faculty. H. T. Heald was their unan- imous nomination for the Presidency of the Institute. ‘ President H. T. Heald will assume the duties of his office immediately and will receive visitors for the first time in his new capacity of President on the occasion of the lnstitute’s annual OPEN HOUSE. Dr. Tibbols will assume the duties of the Undergraduate Dean. Since October 17th, 1937, Dr. Tibbals has acted in the capacity of Associate Dean of the day students. Aspire to he lechnicaifii Simgoic; dual gee the Show, hays hcrzihe By The Old REP m What a world of wonders is opened up to the visitor on an Open House of an engineering school! Ah, to be young,‘ to be introduced into the fairy land 01' technical marvels that modern day science and the engineering genius of hardworkingl students, has placed on exhibit. Ali to be young in the Springtime with gals and . . . ahhhhhl (“Well,” he said defensively to the editor, his lower lip quivering pathetically, “Psychologists say that one isn’t responsible. It’s the Libido. Night and day,” hysteria was in the cry, “Three thousand men, men, men. Joe, Lloyd, Nick ’n Louis and never a Mary, Alice or Josephine. But,” he murmured happily, returning to the typewriter, “I have sciencel”) Tough on the Goldfish The wonders of science are many, but it is possible for the layman to gain an engineering- edueation in brief by a cannily selected tour of demonstrations. First toddle over to the lab of the basic science, physics, where one may see a goldfish being frozen alive in liquid air, subse: quently to be revived apparently un- disturbed by the incident. (Of course no one has had an intimate chat with the goldfish . . . perhaps it’s a ter- rific emotional upset.) This then supplies the groundwork for the va- rious branches of engineering. Say, as an example, that electrical en— gineering is the choice. Wander into the nearest juice (Quaint col- loquial terminology) lab, keeping the frozen goldfish firmly in mind. Sit down, turn on a. switch, pick out a convenient clial, and stare at it till the eyes protrude slightly and be. come glassy. Meditate on the fish. Simple? Four years of that sort of thing make an engineer. How to Hold a Job Of course there are those people that enjoy watching electrons rush like the very dickcns to cover eight feet of space, but that can hardly compare with the thrill of looking at a graph demonstrating; the man— ner in which calculus simplifies the task of finding- the area of a four cusped hypocycloid. Unfortunately there are no graphs to illustrate to the passorby just why the devil any one should bother with it in the first place. It‘s just one of those things that everyone should know. (You should too. Suppose the boss should holler, “Hey Joe! Sprint in here like a good fellow and find the area. of this four cuspcd hypocycloid.” You know you’d be embarrassed beyond words! Not knowing the area of a four etc. Tsk Tskl) Carry Thin Home As an educational venture for the man in the street the Open House is without peer. How nice it is for the enlightened visitor to know as he drives home that the car is powered with a mixture of aliphatic hydrocar- bons some of which have been poly- merized by recent processes from the lower to the higher homologues of the paraffin series. Wednesday, May H, 1938 fioifrbuli Tourney-m- (Cantinucd on par/c four) of the Rate, a freshman team that has won both of its starts. The mechs have won both of their starts and have at their disposal the best pitcher in the meet. In two games, Leon Epstein has allowed but. one run, beating the soph civils 8 to 1 and then shutting out the Flashes, 7 to 0. Although both of these teams are no longer in the tournament, it still takes good pitching to hold the opponents down to one run in four- teen innings. Chains Score 16 The soph chemo have (gone on in their egotistical way and have won two games in a row. Their first Vic- time were the Flashes, and although Fuhey was poundml for seven runs, he was backed up by sufficient hit- ting to garner a 16 to 7 win. The teams that were eliminated were the senior civils and the junior mochanicals in the upper section, and the Flashes, Houdes, the ’43 Coops, and the soph civils in the lower bracket. STANDlNC-S Upper Bracket (311.13. ’38 . . . . . . . 0 1.000 E.E. ’38 . . . . . . .2 0 1.000 Ch.E.’39 ....1 1 .500 11E. ’38 .. . . 1 1 .500 PIKE. ’38 . 1 1 .500 F.P.E. ’39 . . 1 1 .500 ME. ’38 ...... . 1 1 .500 Lower Bracket NLE. ’40 ..... . 0 1.000 REE. ’40 .......2 O 1.000 Rats ’41........2 0 1.000 011.13. ’40 . . . . . . . .2 0 1.000 Ar): .. ........1 1 .500 Coop ’41 ........1 1 .500 Coop ’42 ........0 0 .000 E.E.'40.........0 0 .000 Copyright 1938, m 8: Mvzl Toencco Co. ld . (gggl‘liASl/RE agar/die 5 GRACE Moose . l Annna Kosrsmnurz . 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