Page Four By Al. N. Schriebcr Automobiles Last week the automobile industry stepped out in front with its annual Manhattan automobile show at the Grand Central Palace syonsol‘ed by the car manufacturers. Next week distributors will hold lesser shows in forty-four other U. S. cities. Vol- ume of sales in 1938 is anticipated to be four and one half million cars (one half milion less than 1937 sales.) Prices have increased about 10% although many of last year’s extras are now included as standard equipment. “This is the year in which on- gineers have endeavored further to refine and perfect fundamental principles only recently incorporat- cd” is the summation of 1938 by Fred M. Zeder 0f Chrysler. No radical changes have taken place, and ap- pearance will be smoother, more colorful, with more bright die-cast radiator grills, wider and longer bod- ies, and better quality interiors. Engines have been squeezed to the | cell-op Code 1 ‘I ll By Sandy The fifteen co—operative students working at the Chicago Screw Com- pany have a class in cam design scheduled for Saturday, November 6. It may be all right as far as they are concerned but I for one sincerely hope that the company I work for doesn't take this school idea too much to heart. tea Why the glasses, Booth. You didn’t ’hy amly chance strain your eyes trying to shave around that microscopic lip adornment, or did you? 1'fi ’1‘ ill So until next issue, laoodlc—oo. But in the meantime won’t someone please do something that I could write about without being censored. Fischer won’t you please go out (Mid bite a dog. It’s a change of diet, I know, but think of me, grin and bile it. CHEER €AMPUSE$ A most unusual school is the school of ‘ am. 1‘" ' ARMOUR TECH NEWS Civil Engineering Students from Kansas State College Visit Armour Tech Plant Forty senior civil engineering stu— dents from Kansas. State College were the unofficial guests of the Institute last Thursday. The group, headed by Professor Conrad of Kansas State’s faculty, in- spected parts of the Armour plant as a portion of a senior inspection tour of points of industrial and edu— cational interest in Chicago. Although the visitors’ arrival was unexpect- ed, they were extended the hospital— ity of the Institute and were con- ducted through various departments by members of the Armour faculty and student body. This group was a portion of the senior engineering department, mak- ing an annual inspection tour of Chi— cago which comprises a part of the curriculum at Kansas State College. “ Students See Boulder Dam Via Sound Movie “The Boulder Dam”, a sound mo— tion picture, which showed vividly the immensity of the engineering feat undertaken in building the dam. was presented by the Armour Eye, last Wednesday. Immense as the dream that conceived it, Boulder Dam required a correspondingly large amount of work to build it. An en~ tire town of workers Was driven, in bus-loads of one thousand each, to the dam site daily. The first task was diverting the river off its course to lay bare the river bed for the construction work. Accordingly, huge tunnels were dug through the canyon walls, by blasting millions of tons of rock every day, from their course. The tunnels were then lined with cement, and, when this had set, the dam that had sepa— rated them from the river was finally broken by a charge of dynamite; and the waters rushed furiously into them. Ell—ESQ Shovel] Warning to Prof. Moreton’s Secretary! TQUE’HBALLM Continued. from page three and scored in a hurry on a long pass from Rothenberg to Ryan, and the point after touchdown was made on a pass to Kruse, running the score up to 20-0. For the third successive time the Chems received and for the third successive time they scored. This time it was on a long run by Ryan and a touchdown pass, Adcszko to Kruse. The point after touch- down failed, and the score went down at 26-0. F. P. E. ’38 Take Third Win Riding roughshod over their 00-01) A opponents, the senior F.I’.E.’s scored three touchdowns and won 20-6. The co—op group was playing its first game, and although the in- dividual players were good, they were not organized. 0n the other hand, the seniors were playing their fourth game and were able to indulge in a bit of practice. One of the plays tried in this tilt worked perfectly for a touchdown, McIntyre catching the pill behind his left knee with none of the co-ops around to molest him, Soph Actuariala Quoted 112-6 Chalking up their second victory of the week the senior civils eliminat- ed the soph fire protects last Wed- nesday 12 to 6. ,_ as Tuesday, November 2, 1937 and junior charm. The teams were so evenly matched that neither team made any serious threats. The sophs kicked oi? and the ju~ niors advanced the 'ball to their own ten yard line. A bad pass from center almost gave the sophs a safety but Rothonbcrg was able to get out of the end zone before being tag- ged. The juniors kicked and in two plays the sophs were down to the fifteen yard line. Two more tries failed to advance the ball and the juniors took possession. Norkus intercepted a long pass and ran the ball back to midfield. Three plays later the sophs had to kick and Kruse ran the punt back to the sophs 30 yard line. On the fourth down the juniors passed over the goal and the half ended. The second half saw practically all of the play take place between the twenty yard lines. The game ended with the ball in the sophomore's possession in midfield. Sr. Mcchs (13)-Jr. Elects (0) By virtue of their 13-0 win over the Junior Juice men, the Mechs ’38 advanced one step nearer the touch- ball championship in the tourney which they were runnerup in last year. The mcchs received, marched to the goal line, but lost the ball on downs. The elects punt was partial- ' ' . ' - ‘ ' . The civils first touChdown came . . - _ last ounce of economy. ‘51:: 5":cil.:li:3:° iii-1:23:22! 11:31:13; See that man over there? I B. K. Brown—4302135 that he will a sort of a gift when a fire protect ifagigtlkgg an: if :1;ec:1:$c:l:ocac,fi A newcomer has entered the n P 8 , 9 mean that BIG one. He got a Scc- date you when he discards his crutch- obligingly fumbled the ball behind d. P Y a ' ll ~ field. The American Bantam Car Ms over 70 We" of are how t° ond Medal. Isn’t be good though! Us. Why wait Ed, own on a pass from Seldenberg to live to be one hundred. Betcr try the his own goal line, only to be recov- Roche, and converted the extra point Hey, kin I have your autograph, please, Mr. L o o k! Johamon Boy, look what I’ve got. Now may- Company has taken over the ill— fated Austin plant and expects to s o a produce 10,000 cars for the coming sympathy angle. ered by Zar of the civils. During the on a pass to Bingham. The elects rest of the half the ball went back :r m * again kicked off, and Scidenberg re- year, 60% trucks and 40% pcssengcr models. The Bantam “60" measures 120 inches overall with four cylinders claimed to get 60 miles per gallon of gas, 60,000 miles per set of tires, and a maximum speed of 60 miles per hour. Dealer competition will be much keencr this year. It is expected that used car sales will be double the number of new cars. Automobiles and parts are now ranking as num- ber one U. S. export and optimistic car makers are unanimously laughing at Wall street/s talk of a coming major depression. Stock Market The stock market has, during the past month, gone through a ' " ' period in the face of increasing pro- duction, profits, and dividends to stockholders. Many stbcks are now selling at less than half of their price last spring. No one seems quite able to under- stand the trend of the market. Fore— casters havo continually predicted that this fall would s'ce a general market rise. But now that the mar- ket is falling, a scapegoat is being sought, and many have been given an airing. Some forecasters believe that the war scare is causing large with- drawals of foreign investments from American markets with a resulting depressing effect. Others say the bankers have not expanded bank loans and investments to meet the current production, and this has re— sulted in a decrease in circulation of purchasing power, a consequent busi- ness decline, and a stock market slump. The greatest number of cries have been hurled at the government. The government debt is steadily rising; that means more taxes and less pro. fits. Also the government has not stopped meddling with private busi- ness, and several governmental agencies, notably the Security Ex- change Commission (S. E. C.), have very powerful effects on the market. New rules recently set up by the S. E. C. raised the margin limits in stock speculation and this has driven many traders from the market. “Two percent of the people do the thinking for the remaining 98 per cent and you are a part of the 2 per cent.” Dr. William F. Quillian, Director of the General Board of Christian Education of the Methodist Church, South, flattered students at Birmingham Southern College. Evi- dently Dr. Quilliah has never visited Armour. it Hi 4* It seems that the best-seller at Texas Christian University is Emily Post’s book on etiquette. Three copies have been worn out and the fourth is in shreds, according to the librarian, the most consistent users being boys. We’ll have to ask Miss Steele about that. 3L- l’rogress from Demolition Subject of W.S.E. Lecture Last Thursday evening the junior branch of the W.S.E. heard a lecture on “Demolition in Building Prog- ress" by Samuel B. Bosley. Mr. Bosley has been in the wreck- ing business for twentyvtwo years during which time he has had varied experience removing anything from a farmer's barn to a large part of the “Century of Progress” buildings. The talk was based mainly on the fact that “demolition and progress go hand in hand." Mr. Bosley pointed out that by taking down and examin- ing the structure and design of old buildings we are able to build better buildings in the future. The lecture was attended by a large representation from Armour‘ and many .prominent members of the W.S.E. prayer. be I kin trade it for the autographs of those three M. C. men, Cunning- ham, Kliphurdt, and Summer. I lucky though? Ain’t SKETCH—LITWIN went to see one of Klip’s plays and was telling Mrs. Saunders about the readhead in the play that they had gotten for a date with Johanson. front of them turned around and said that the girl was her daughter. Lit turned 45 colors and said a silent Is he glad that he didn’t, say more than he did. The woman in (Ada) Will the engineer who is wearing Blumc’s punts please réturn them. He doesn’t like yours. Have you a date for the Carroosel? ART GUM. Copyrighr 1937. Imam-r 8: Mvm Tomaso Co... Jimmy Dunne Inns disrmverod a Ho 4:: a t u [primer and tries to spit the seeds in- to the waste basket. After listen? ing to Jimmy pound out me first two bars of the “Buclmoll Blues” ngainst the side of the basket, Prof. lfiintner unceremoniously gave Pauline’m James, the bounce. new classroom game. was CHUCK SELLEN, “God’s gift to Alpha Chi Sigma,” to quote Chuck Salton, is taking lessons in making paper roses, daisies, et ul. "They’re really decorative," pleads Chuck, “and besides, if I make bouquets for the profs nun/bu I'll pass a. few courses this semester.” and forth, but neither side did any goal-crossing. In the second half the seniors added six more points to their side of the column when a long pass, Email to Machulis clicked, but again no extra point materialized and the civils took a 12 to 0 lead. Toward the end of the second half the sophs began to click on passes from DoWn- ing to Eggers. Bringing the ball into scoring territory, the sophs finally scored when Eggers pulled a pass from Downing out of Machulis’s hands and dropped over the line for the telly. Jr. and Sarah Chemo Tie A scoreless tie was the result of the touchball game between the soph turned th‘cl kick, running through the entire elect team to score the second touchdown. The point after touch- down was missed, and the half end- ed with mocha out in front, 13-0. The second half saw the juniors give the mcchs a shock by battling them to a standstill for the remainder of the game. The mechs took the ball to within scoring position soon after the opening of the half, but were un— able to penetrate the juicers defense well enough to score. Shortly after this the juniors made their first threat of the game by completing several passes and brought the ball into scoring position, but were un- able to cross the pay all line, and thereby passed into oblivion” , , Chesterfields give eneryhody more pleasure Take out a pack and it draws I’cm like a magnet . .. .. right away smokers crowd around for that refreshing MlLDNESS and BETTER TASTE ‘ dashing do can escape airy