Page Four thyowcs ”at. Twin ends on one football team! As if the game isn’t tough enough al- ready. The Orf brothers, identical twins, are out for the position of end at the University of Missouri, thereby making the coach’s life miserable. It must be a strain on the passer, seeing double throughout a game. ,, -- 9]: _.__~———-—————~—————— i The no—smoking rule in Ohio ‘ State‘s Commerce building has at a least one hell-fire enthusiast, and he . reps it no secret. A notice on the AlisonI-miudrrlncss (love not belong exclusirrly to professor‘s, as an audi~ mice at thr L‘nircrsity of Wichita’s R.().7‘.('. bum} concert learned. The ‘ rlurr‘nvi Holoisf forgot to play untill’lad‘bém,"%b in one ”f the looms 1hr )Il‘mlfl’l' was almost. over. i pxove lt' . _ n “I am going to fell President Add to foreign lmzylmycsA-colle— Ittylttmtre 0” anybody I “Nth smok- . .. ,,, my in this room. TIl‘lS means you. I glare xlunyuuye. : , l' ,1 l I 7" Storage __ freshman who cairicsl am. not foamy. I m govt uni mad. sophomorc’s laundry for more thanl "THE JANITOR" the first montli.-Louisiana State U., * “i "‘ Zam%xaminotion. If stranded on a desert island, (:0- DopcAnot you-—-mcaning Coca—Cola. eds at Howard college would pick Ding—toblack hall a candidate for a handy man to stay with them. fraternity membership—Cornell Uni- They decided that a romantic fellow versity. would not be as practical as a man Hardware —« fraternity jewelry. who could rustle up grub and cook Oregon State college and most of the it. Now you’re talkin', girls. Now Big Ten schools. take us, for instance . . . Pitching- Wooiknown as petting,‘ a a a; necking, or sparking: in ye olden days. BECAUSE THE HITLER GOV— Ohio Wesleyan University, University ERNMENT ALLOWS ANY GER- of Kansas, University of Oklahoma MAN TRAVELER TO TAKE ONLY and even Indana. $4 SPENDING MONEY WITH HIM, A STUDENT AT THE UNI- VERSITY 01'1 DETROIT CAME, WITH JUST THAT MUCH CASH, ALTHOUGH HIS PASSAGE AND RAILROAD FARE HAD BEEN PAID. Kee-Wecv—Good, swell, or almost anything. Skidmorc College. Wolfing—Unusual for chiseling. We know. '3‘ 4t * “Hair-misiny” was the comment of Prof. Anthony Zelony of the physics one ARMOUR TECH NEWS Radio Communication Next A.l.E.E. Topic “The Theoretical Side of Radio Communication as Applied to Brood- cast Reception” will be the topics discussed by Mr. J. E. Brown at the next meeting of the American In- stitute of Electrical Engineers to be held Friday at 10:30 in the electrical lecture room. Mr. Brown, a former government radio inspector, is a member of, the engineering deparb- ment of the Zenith Radio Corpora- tion. . Plans for the annual A.I.E.E. smoker were discussed at the last meeting, as were the possibilities of a joint; meeting with the clectricals of Lewis Institute and Northwestern University. The members also voiced their opinion as to the field of elec- trical engineering which they desired to have covered at future meetings. Radio ranked first in popularity. It's the “CARROSSEL” and it’s not a pan—like arrangement fellas—— to keep things warm or a debauche, but a careva-sell or something similar in sound. You can call it a merry- g'o-round. Now that the naming part of the Arx Dance has been sent spin~ ning, the jibe will be dished out by Bob Phillips and his chamber group. So pick your pony and spin around. Just now the dance has become a secondary interest for all the men doing Class “A." TWICK DAV. lDSON evidently feels that he's got something since he brought his girl up to show her his problem. How does it look tmlay Twick? The distribution of enrollment The Osterman story wins the prize cards terminated the drive for new for the best scotch joke. Listen—— members. The large nuynber of cards indicates that almost all of Armour’s clectricals are AIEE mem- bers. He collected? all the public lib-retry cards that he could among all his friends and relatives than he got the $5.00 (IOOIC he wanted from the library and after renewing it once on one card he withdraws it an another and so on until the school year is over. What economy! The best clay light of the year started Thursday with the tossing- of an infinitesimal piece of clay and ended up with huge clods flying thick and fast in Lindahl’s direc- tion. The same person who has been preserving the peace around these parts for years rushed into the bat» tie and an armistice was immediately declared. Fraternity Warfare Begins On Gridiron With the battle between the Rho Delts and Phi Kappa Sigma, inter- fratcrnity touchball got under yes~ terday on tho Armour gridiron. The opening contest was scheduled for 4:30 yesterday afternoon. Sigma Alpha Nu and Theta Xi are slated for tomorrow at the same time. Next Monday and Wednesday will see the other preliminaries, with the Phi ll’i’s trying to eliminate Pi Cappa Phi, and Triangle opposing the Dell; squad. As the tourney is Do you realize that when you go clown for a cake that you travel up and down 250 stairs! All this energy for one sip of slow poison. This is Soviet scientists report that nor- mal deterioration of fruiia and vega- mbles is delayed by treatment with radio waves. We're all for pointing out “holler-hut" white and parking, our lunches in it. . . . department at the University of Min— nesota, regarding the passage of a million-volt current through his body. The current. at 100,00 cycles changes diretion so fast that it can do no harm, he explains. V? ‘l‘ '5 EheSteam Shovel “ Fossils of trilobites, a species of crab, 400,000,000 years old have been discovered by Dr. Lowell R. Landon, professor of Paleontology at the University of Tulsa, Oklahoma. We’ve had some of that crab-meat with our last 35-cent luncheon . . . a . Robert Burns Woodward, a chem- . istry major from the Massachusetts “Doc” Catlin evidently thinks that Institute of Technology, recently rc- Johnny “Extra-Razor" Balsewick has ccived the PhD. degree at the age 21 tough brand of board. He brought of 20. along 18 men to help shave the 74- inch Soph. Whattah pansy. It took AND A GIRL WHO COULDN’T 19 to get ours, and that was one of CARRY A TUNE COULDN’T BE our of? days. EXPECTED TO BE ABLE TO K ’” 3 TlME THE COOKING OF A MEAL “Duke” Evunofi, America's gift to PROPERLY, SAYS THE DEAN 0F the women, to naturally'rt heavy MUSIC AT DE PAUL UNIVERSITY. sleeper. He was grinding away in the SO SWlNG IT, SISTER, SWING last row of the metallurgy class at a IT. hefty rate under the buneful glare _ of Pro]. Carpenter until his beallfic pan van'mhed from eight and threat— SEDElINES erred to bounce off of the be—splt'ntered (Continued from page one) floor. The Prof, spotting the chart- ling cherub. roared o. lusty, “What do program. This, however, offers no you do nights, Mr. Eyanofi?” The particular source 01‘ worry, since ”Dulce” awoke with a start, shadow~ Germany can never hone ‘30 attain the boxed violently for a moment, recov- tremendous amount 0f reserves She erect and) smiled weakly before falling had in 1914. (3) Italy has been asleep “yak/L caught playing both ends against the middle. Mussolini’s position is not to * I b _d f M h h t HAROLD HEiDMAN, THE PER— :rreylilliirlng’tai ‘2“: 3 25mm- FECT MAN, IS so IN LOVE WITH Ether can he 51$ch (1:: finance; him in- HIS RED-BEADED H E A R T definitely THROB THAT LAST WEEK HE , ‘ . HAD TO SLEEP WITH GEORGE THE ETHIOPIAN and Spam“ “CYCLONE-SLEEPER” PALKA or no:11:?.::::V:.:e::;‘.i;€:“.::': WW To BE ’ HER! AH, ECSTASY! . that Italy finds herself in no position ,I a to finance a major war. (4) France will wait upon England, and al- though Russia has made it quite clear that she will no stand for losing any territory, both she and France are not to be considered as likely to star-ti :the next war. THE MODERN TENDENCY is toward motorized warfare. This means an enormous consumption of fuel, metal, and explosives. To bear out any point I can cite one case in particular. In 1918 the Allies on the French front used 500,000 tons of fuel a month. Today Germany’s en— tire fuel production per year only equals four-fifths of that amount. In the event of war, only Russia and the United States could supply the world market with the necessary fuel. It will take real money to finance the next war, and both Hitler and Mussolini know it. This may be our salvation. J. C. “Bright-eyes" Potter—“You sitting there see the light from my bright eyes and your mind receives the impression of these eyes. . . .The light is from a. virtual source—it’s moving in the wrong direction to be 0rcutt~“lf you cut your spinal cord from the back to the front and then look down on it. . .l” Researcher Levy (short-circuiting a motor and setting fire to the lab- oratory wall) -— “this is the life — never a dull moment.” E. C. "Ham” Bergen-“This is my first blind date, Mort. In fact, it’s my first date, but I want her tele~ phone number.” * >2 ‘41 Joe “Spit—Curl” Sodaro was caught flabfoolcd reading “The American Hairdresser” during a juice class by his fellow “wire~chasers." Once around lightly. Joel where I step afi— mapped out, the finals will be sched- uled by Nov. 15. ART GUM. Copyright 1937. Imam 8: mm Tonncco Co. Halal A.I.€h.E. Smother or State Motor Club The A. I. Ch. E. will hold its first snicker of the season n-sxt Friday night, Oct. 29, at the State Auto Club. This smoker will be a Monte Carlo affair with such games of chance as roulette, baccarat, keno, casino, blackjack, and bridge being played. Ping—pong; and billiard tables will also the available for the mem— bers to play on. A grand prize will be awarded to the winner of the most game money. This affair has been planned and arranged by the Senior Program Committee consisting of B. W. Gam- son, J. waik, N. K. Anderson and W. R. Marshall. Tickets will be sold at fifty cents each and can be obtained from any member of the committee and also from W. E. Kruse, B. K. Lyckberg, 1-1. 171‘, Ncuman, and L. W. Norkus. Touch boll— i(Conttnued from page three) icals set a new scoring record 'for the season. Thcy passed, ran, and rushed their way to a 36 to 6 victory over the junior electricals. No time was lost scoring. On the first play after the kiokofl‘, a sleeper play worked when Kubik flipped one to Marshall for the score. The juic— ers kicked again and on the first play from scrimmage, Kubik aided by excellent open field blocking, ran 30 yards for another score. So engulfed were the seniors by their rapid scoring, they forgot to try for points after touchdowns. The p. a. t. is a new rule and this was the first game it was to be used in On a fake run around end, Kubik passed to Bodnar for the third tally. the ensuing kickoff, Green After Tuesday, October 26, l937 Wrestlers Practice for Tough Schedule With workouts every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, the wrest- ling squad is rapidly getting in con- dition for its numerous meets. Not all of the schools have been heard from yet, but Coach Weissman ex- pects replies in the near future. He is counting on MCDaniel and Adlcson in the 118 pound class, and McDaniel, Basile, and Till in the 125 pound division. Captain Dunne leads the 135 pouudcrs with Repel; follow- ing through for next year. Appar- ently the 145 pound class is the pop— ular one with Hanna, Brandenbcrg, Jafl‘ce, Myers, and Wagner seeking a berth. Nigrelli, Bohaty, and Finnegan are working in 155, while Maxant and Rosany are ready to take on any 165 pounders. Tullgren and Carlson maul around with each other in the 175 pound division. The heavyweight section is_ taken over by McIntyre and Balsowick. Altogether things point to a very successful sea- son. passed to Deuter for the fourth schmier touchdown. The second half scoring opened when after a few plays, Green in- teruoptcd a juicer pass and ran half the length of the field to make it 30 to 0. After a short scrimmage, Kubik intercepted an E. E. pass and on the following play tossed a short one to Green for the final chem score. In the closing minutes of the game, Byles of the juniors, caught- a long- pass off the fingertips of Bod— nar and crossed the goal for the juicors’ lone tally. 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