Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, January l8, I933 any/owe By James Hebson Women clad in evening gowns and young men wearing timedos walked to and from a dance at the University of Oklahoma recently when four taxi companies failed to reach an agreement on cab fares. University a f fi- cials declined to lift the nn—ca/r rule until taxicab service was restored. —-————-0 Dr. 1.. L. Click of the University of Texas presents the following two reasons why freshmen flunk: 1. Either the freshmen get too scared of their studies. 2. 01‘ they don’t get scared enough and go to sleep. Term; Christian university student pastors travel a total of nearly 25,000 miles each month, preaching from the pulpits of Texas churches. “Using onc’s head is difficult at choosing a life partner,” says Dr. W. department at Franklin college. any time especially in the matter of G. Mather J22, head of the sociology ._o_____ Thirty-{hum Cornell upper-clan» men took over the Hotel Astor for one day, a regular chore in their hotel management course all Ithaca. ”0...... One doesn’t keep up with the Joneses, at Pennsylvania State col- lege; one tries to keep up with the Millers. A check of the recently is sued student directory reveals the fact that there are 27 Jonses in school, 62 Smiths (including one Smyth) and a total of 64 Millers. —D—— In protest against Japan’s invasion of China, 500 delegates to the Ameri- can Student union convention fed silk stockings), lingerie, and necktice to the flamee of a bonfire on Vasxar college campus recently. ———o———- “The educational spoon in America is handled by competent and under- standing teachers, but the students should do the feeding themselves,” ac- cording to Dr. Alexis Carrol, rc- nowned scientist. -————o Patrick O'Shanghnonny Flynn, a goat belonging to a University of Minnesota norority, is being sent to his home in Grinnell. lowa, It's not because Patrick domn't like his on- vironmcnt, but because his garage has been rented to a car owner. _o——— According to the findings of Dr. Harvey C. Lehman of Ohio university, the best achievements in sports come between the ages of 25 and 30. In other words, a man can’t be a cham- pion golfer unless he has a business to neglect. —o——~ Within a few years Ohio State will turn out its first class of college- trained “game wardens" to protect the nation’s two-billion-dallar wild life resources. Only recently intro- duced, the course includes alarm-work, research, and field work. ”(,— A member of the University of Delaware physical education staff claims to be the first college instruc— tor to live in a trailer. -—-—o——-— A survey taken at the University of Oklahoma. shows that women have a more difficult time making up their minds than men. From a group of each one: selected at random, 56 women changed their minds 95 times regarding vocational interests, while 68 men made only 92 changes. Mo— I’ennsylvania State college students who cut, classes the day before or after a vacation are fined $5. ___0__..__ Temple university is conducting a research program through its College of Liberal Arts and Sciences into the cause of freshman failures. —o—-— Enrolled at Oregon State college is a student named June May March. ——o—— For the first time in 25 years freshman fraternity pledgaa at the University of Wisconoin are permit- ted to live at their respective fru- temities. Formerly, freshmen were required to reside in dormitories. , ——o——— A self—expose by Aldous Huxley, English author: “I should he very un~ happy if I had been educated in America. I understand that you in your system can't cut lectures. When I was in school I attended on the av— erage of two lectures a week." ——o—~—— . The University of Washington sup~ plementcd the usual college songs with owing music by a pop band at football games last season. Between quarters, a 13 piece band plan/ed swing tunes especially arranged for the games by student arrangcro. W At least one sorority at Oklahoma university has solved this business of “sneaking” some one elsc’s “date." There is a strict rule in the organiza- tion which forbids dating a boy whom a sorority sister is already dating. w"any“... Teaching at Cleveland college of Western Reserve university seems to be a family affair to 12 memhcro of the faculty. There arr: now six “hun- bnnd and wife" tennis Reaching at the college. (Continued from page three) l:l0~3:00 Economics, Soc. Sc. 101-A—E* Economics, Soc. Sc. 101 F—Z Water Supply Eng., GB]. 405 Vagtborg 3:10-5:00 Differential & Integral Math. Instructors Calculus, Math. 201 A—I* Differential dz Integral Math. Instructors Calculus, Math. 201 L2 Differential & Integral Math. Instructors Calculus, Math. 202 Math. for Architects, Math. 103 Analytic Geom. & App]. of Trig, Math. 102 Math. Instructors Math. Instructors Soc. Sc. Instruct/01's Drafting Room, Main Building Gymnasium 211 Chopin Hall Drafting Room. Main Building Gymnasium Gymnasium Gymnasium Science Hall THURSDAY. JANUARY 27 8:30—10:20 Physical Chemistry, Freud Ch.E. 308 Mechanical Equip. of Scegrist Bldgs., ME. 314 Steam Power Plants, Naehman ME. 401 A. C. Circuits, Richard-on ISLE. 403 10:30-12:20 F. P. E. Lectures, Finnegan F.P.E. 301 Underwriter’s Finnegan Standards, REE. 405 Hist. of Architecture, Harper Arch. 103 Grinter Higher Structures, . . 4 Chemical Engineering, Kintner Ch.E. 4131 1:10-3:00 Swineford Mechanism, M33. 201 Winston Sccgrist Elements of Electrical Richardson Eng., ICE. 201 Elementary Surveying. Penn CE. 202 Organic Chemistry, Freud Ch.E. 204, 208 {Manley Science Hall 211 Chopin Hull Drafting Room, Main Building 214 Chopin Hall Science Hull Science 'Hall Art Institute 211 Chopin Hull Drafting Room, Main Building Science Hull Drafting Room, Mnin Building: 211 Chopin Hull Gymnasium 3:10-5:00 Literature 5:. Composi, English Instructors Eng. 100, 101 A—E’“ Literature it: Composi., English Instructors Eng. 100, 102 F-Z Advance Mach. Design, Perry Drafting Room, Main. Building Gymnasium Science Hall ME. 303 D. 0. Machinery, Morcton 211 Chopin Hall 15.13}. 301 Stresses in Framed Wells 214 Chopin Hall Structures, GE. 303 FRIDAY, JANUARY 23 21:30-10:20 Seegrist Descriptive Geometry, Hammett Drafting Room, M.E. 103 MeLorney Main Building Anderson Chemical Engineering, McCormacl: Science ‘H‘all Ch.E. 303 Aerodynamics, Wells 211 Chopin Hall (LE. 410 Schedule Rating, Sorensen 21:1 Chopin Hall F.P.E. 408 Machine Design, Huntly 205 Chopin Hall M.E. 205 03.15.) 10:30-12:20 Fire Insur. Schod., Finnegan 211 Chopin Hull REE. 201 Building Construction, Spears 214 Chopin Hall CE. 311 Public Policy, Soc. Sc. Instructors Science Hall Soc. So. 402 inc—moo Fire Insur. Practice, Finnegan Science Hull F.P.E. 305 Special Hazards, Finnegan Science Hull REE. 406 “A-L, M-Z refers to members of close whose names begin with these letters. PLEASE REPORT ALL CONFLICTS TO THE OFFICE OF ’l‘llllfl REGISTRAR. IMMEDIATELY STEAM SHCVEL JACK. GREGORY, the titimnuhnirod titan of the electrical department, has finally given up his ambition to become a movie claw. “They don’t even return my picture any more," complains JACK... ! » H. QUANDEE tried mfidlg hard to try mul make the fellows believe one of the two photos appearing in his wallet was his mother. Incidental- ly, she was about the same age as Quan. __.._9.__. After a "wciry" three connectors, Adolph “Hitler” Rune finally unm- aged to: write up and finally auhmii: his mach lull: remrt on the weir toot. “ems!" signals Goodman. Krupa "takes it." The famed quartctrc, which steams out “killer-dillers ” on the Camel Caravan, consists of: Goodman on the “agony pipe" (clarinet)-— Gene Kmpa on the “suitcase" (drums) -Teddy Wilson on the “moth box " (piano), and Lionel Hampton on the Vibraphone. hfifihii Radio’s hie doubleuieatum program, the Camel Caravanmfiu inst minutes oi? inn, irolic, and teeters. @aflfl um $3.?» $=3C am can, ?:3@ 53m Elli.$.“l'., @flfi gm PfifimlliMHC-Cfi. Mimi ”i” And Drummer Gene goofy C The big Camel OllfijgiaKIS, est inclu cOakievuTl‘e 1’“ ey“go to town” every Tuesday night. First on the double-feature Camel Caravan comes "Jack Oakie College." The-u Benny Goodman’s "Swing School." Time—9:30 pm to 10:30 pm E.S.T., over WABC-CBS. recoil new Caravan lead? 0 broadc’o‘“ d‘ «Sm dos funnY'man mg a college- Z" flmnnl K with laCk 0 from Holly'w ” Erwin. Hear akie and his 00¢ All-star "Honest lad? fol-get it! YOU’ll “ever “PUSI‘EEHS” getting in a few "licks" (short, original . - - cu... m.‘ . .. .' Beimy Goodman and his Swing 15'3th won the title of the most popular band in the country. You just haven't heard “SWING " until you hear Cnmel’s Professor of Swing-clogy—Bcnny Goodmau~bum up the other. PECPILE PP; EPPRECMTE “it: @ilh'iilifih lid hhfiillfi IN CMWELS THEY Milli! 'l’l’iE ihhdifil'niiilliid ,x " i cucanms IN linemen