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‘No Red Menace’ Says
Head at Wesleyan U.

Los Angeles, Calif. — (A.C.P. ——
There isn’t any real “red menace” in
American colleges. The few “cam-
pus craters” who expound Commun-
istic doctrines are merely doing: it to
attract attention. These were the
assertions recently of Dr. James L. Mc-
Conauuhy, president of Wesleyan
University, when he defended Ameri-
can students at a regional confer-
ence of the American Association of
Colleges.

Dr. McConourzhy pleaded for more
aggressive action in educational in-
stitutions for the preservation of
American traditions.

“The young; people in our colleges
today are good citizens,” he said.
“They are patriotic and they would
have no part of Communism. “But I

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Editors Note: The steam shovel
of this week is dedicated in honor
of the electrical department, one of
our chief contributors.

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BERNIE OSWALD is just dying to
crash this column, linked with a syn-
thetic blonde. Okey OSWALD, you’re
in. . . . But the laughs on you, fella.
The real object of her afi'ections is a
U. of C. freshie! ! l

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JAHNKE, approaching a stranger in
want to war" you against strifling‘ Chapin Hall the other day, asked if
freedom 0f speech. This fundamen- he was the fellow that marked the
to] right of every American citizen papers. The stranger replied, ulvm
is in jeopardy. Freedom of speech a professor.” JAHNKE, for one like
must be safeguarded and it is up to that, your face should be red.
the educators of America to carry ,, ,,
the ““3“", Bill O'Brien—An’ so I say, take
it, from a guy that knows, have a
bunch of ’em on the string; .....
then you get the best out of all of
’cm. Iknow!!!

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Movies More Popular
Than Class Lecture

Columbia, Mo.——(A.C.P.l»~Moving
pictures in classrooms instead of lec-
tures by professors and instructors
have proved popular at Stevens
College that their use will be ex-
tended next year, officials home an-
nounced.

The use of moving pictures or
“visual education” has been tried at
Stevens for two years. Next fall col-
lege authorities plan to offer a
course in “Motion Picture Apprecia~
Lion," designed to teach students to
wet the maximum benefit from films. ., ,,
Use of films in classrooms also will DEAN TIBBAIS
be extended, the movies supplement- lecture):
ing the activities of professors and
instructors.

Two years ago 411 films were
shown in connection with college
courses. They proved so effective that
last year 1,227 films were booked.
Most of the films used so far have
dealt with scientific subjects. How-
ever, authorities plan to extend their
use to such subjects as the humani-l
ties and social sciences. i

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(Continued from page one)

ing growth of Fascism as a form of
government. This, the latest style in
governments, has found exponents in
almost every country on the globe.
To enumerate the countries in Europe
that are “going Fascist” would be
a tremendous task, and besides, the
original contention may be more
easily proven by using as an example 1
a group of countries in our own
hemisphere. I refer, of course, to the
South American group.

THERE ARE FOURTEEN countries
in South America, and fully one half
of them are drifting toward the adop‘
tion of Fascistic policies of govern-
ment. Germany, Italy, and Japan
have shown such great interest in
Brazil, Argentina, and Paraguay rev
spectively—that South America has
in fact, become a “grab bag" for
these nations. The most intensive and
the strongest Fascist movement in all
of South America is the Action In—
tegralista Braziliera. This movement
is essentially pro-Nazi. Although
there is no definite (that is, visible)
connection between the two, they are
both so clearly alike that in most
quarters fear is felt that they are
one and the same.

All members of this organization
wear green shirts which prominently .
display the Greek letter sigma. The
meaning of this symbol is taken from
its use in higher mathematics to
designate the operation of summation
—that is totality. The aim of the In—
tegralists is a totalitarian state——or
as they put it: “the spiritual over the
moral, the moral over the social, the
social over the national, and the
national over the individual.”

TI-IE NATIVES 01“ Brazil are
being" fed Nazi propaganda, This,
coupled with that fact that 35% of
the population is Italian, does not
brighten the picture. So strong has
the undercurrent of events become
that last week President Vargas was
forced (or at least he said so) to
declare a state of military law
throughout the country and thus set
himself up as a virtual dictator.
These events are important and con-
sequently must not be overlooked. In
a world gone crazy with Fascist fever
where shall we turn?

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Jake Krumbcin—When I get out
of here I’ll sell anybody anything . . .
and N0 TAX . . that’s good busi-
ness.

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Wanted —— 30 or 40 fellows to
shave Simeon While I hold him. H. H.

1k 9h

Bob (Faithful) Worcester made
sure he stayed faithful last Friday
by taking Cal Nauman's Genevieve to
Arx dance. We hope she had more
will power than Bob.

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The subject we are studying now,.
you no doubt have studied in physics

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ARMOUR TECH NEWS

Washington, D. C.—Twenty~eight
young college men and nine young
women fresh from the campus this
week entered the government ser-
vice as “internes” to learn about gov-
ernment from actual work in the de-
partments.

The “internes” are sent here by the
Institute of Public Affairs. They
work for Uncle Sam purely for we
perience, receiving no compensation
for their labors. Their expenses are
defrayed hy the Institute, by fellow
ships ,from their colleges and uni—
versities and, in some instances, by
the funds of the “internes” them-
selves.
and chemistry in high school; you
will also study it in thermodynamics,
as well as in physical chemistry; and
a few of you will know something
about it when you graduate.” l l !

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George (Dull Finish) (1105 has
taken a sudden interest in Social
Science. This interest is not academic
but purely social.

is lit

as

Says George (from my experi-
ence) Ives. "Yes. sir I always get 8
hours sleep, 2 at night and 6 in

class."
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Does Mike Pautone’s interest in
Armour’s heroine M. R. extend be-

yond a purely dramatic interest.
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OVERHEARD IN A FRESI—IMAN
DRAWING ROOM:

“What did I do with my forty—
five?”

We didn’t know they taught the use
of rods there, Sorensen.
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We wonder if George Palka's (his
theme song is Winnie:Winnie) hurry-
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Around Washington lSenior Chemicals

St. Louis Guests

Eleven senior chemicals were
guests of the A.l. Ch.E. at its
thirtieth annual meeting held in St.
Louis, Missouri. The student meet—
lugs took place on Monday and Tues—
day, March 15 and 16.

A total of 150 students from all
sections of the country were in at-
tendance, Washington University at
St. Louis acting as host. The stu-
dents who represented Armour are:
N. K. Anderson, H. J. Bodnar, C 1-1.
Deuter, J. Dunne, W. R. Marshall,
J. F. O’Connell, G. Thodos, F. M.
Widoll, E. F. Wagner, A L. Wilder—
muth, and H. A. Williams.

On Monday afternoon the visiting
students inspected a newly—erected
pilot plant of the Monsanto Chemi-
cal Company, Mr T. S. Carswel], in
charge of the plant, explaining how
the pilot plant helps to carry a pro~
cess from the laboratory to full scale
prbduction.

Monday evening. following :1 din-
ner given at the King‘sway Hotel, two
prominent engineers addressed the
group. These were Dr. Harry A.
Curtis, chief chemical engineer,
TVA, and Mr. Joseph R. Mores of
the Patent Department of Monsanto
Chemical Company of St. Louis,
Missouri.

Tuesday morning found the visi-
tors on a tour of the large Anheusera
Busch brewing plant, which covers
some 140 acres and includes over
100 buildings.

On their return. the students at-
tended a group luncheon. A round
table discussion followed. An intro~
ductory address delivered by Mr.
Albert. E. Marshall, Past-President
and Chairman, Committee on Profes-

 

 

thing to do with his enthusiastic sup-
port of Heidman’s new P.G. course
in Ncch Lab. It must be ok though
as
ithing" she says.

sional Guidance, A. I. Ch. E. Mr.
Marshall spoke on “How Can a
Youngw Chemical Engineer Develop

“Polka always does the right Professionally."
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The chemicals found special value

Tuesday, November 23, 1937

iEle/ktrik tiled and Use Dana finesse
of Frolics faction—Hillbilly Hero

Deer Sally,

Napoleon wonce sed quote give me
libertie because I hav only won live
too give too mi kountry unquote. So
what? .

We] Sally, lastc weak were a grate.
won four me. First of awl, I whent
too the Ox danz at the elektrik club.
0 boy, did I hav funn, you betel Then
I learnt the know danz rage — the
Fruit dam. Knowte an to] the fonlks

big‘ Apple. Then they broke intoo
pours as the hand strikes up “Cherry
Blossom Layne." The next step is a
peach. You‘grape yourne pardner’s
handc, orange with her to go into the
Susie “Q”cumbcr, ptm'iplct'n her hand
up and downe at the some tyme,
treado as softlic as a ripe melon, do
a flip (banana), misin’ her hand as
youe doc so, sing “The Prime Got
In My Eyes.”

Plum forgot about everywon 017.0,
and thinkc you’re the berries.

Goshe, peepul are funy, ain’t they?
Hear, nine muzik were playing at the
dam. and yet halve the kouplos was
siting on davenports with theyre

\bak home. The danzers go intoo the

in the group discussions. Some of
the subjects discussed were research,
development and seminwork, produc-
tion, technical service, inorganic and
heavy chemicals, organic and fine
chemicals, and petroleum refining.

Some of the group stopped at
Springfield on the return journey to
visit the state Capitol and Lincoln
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beds together. i
wuz doing.

I kant understand that gal Ez-
rielda Zilch that I karted to the dam.
I sed to her quote gosh its good too
bea hear tonitewl’ve ben on my feat
aw] day unquote. Says she —— I’m
shuro, your enjoying the change.

It wasn’t so bade walkin down the
37 storys as walkin up. Sum wise
guy tryed to tell me that an elevated
wood hav takin me up to the 37th,
but he kant kid me—an elevated is
sumthing they want too make super
hyways out of. We], too make a short
storie monotonous, I’ll end aboute the
dunz. You no, a teller wonce axed
me four sum advice on a spoaeh. Sod
he had to rite won, but didn’t no
howe too go about it. Sez I quote,
well, a speach shood Ihea like a
woman’s skirt, low] enufl’ to cover the
subjekt, but short enul‘l’ too hea inter—
estingL—unquoi‘e.

Sum l’ellcr at skool brought Prof.
a apple be‘l‘our a test. Teacher whent
owt of the rumc, and wen he kamc
bak, only halve were their. He had
to goa owt agin, as they due during
tests, and won he kame halt, only one
quarter—«about two bitz—were left.
This was repeated until] only a sliver
of the apple rcmayned. The laste I
hecrd from the Pro-L, he was mutter-
ing "‘!‘Z"‘:; “it? I’m glad nobodies
learnt bows to hisect the atom yet.”

. . Anyho, the apple had a worm
in it.

wonder wat they

Sinz I hav no moor knows, l'll quit.
Like the prisoner whoose doth sen-
tence were changed to 99 years in
jail sod — “Wel, no noose is good

We], hav too klose. Riot now I am
going too eat a lbngful of nutz. Hop-
ing you are the same,

Yures,
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Notice the pure White ciga-

rette paper. .. . notice how every

filled.

why they

Chesterfield is like every other
Chesterfield—~thc same size and
every one round, firm and well-

Notice when you smoke one how
Chesterfields are milder and how
different they taste. That’s due to
the careful way Chesterfield tobac-
cos are aged and blended.

Mild ripe tobaccos
and pure cigarette paper
. . that’s why they’re MlLDER

TASTE BETTER

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