/ WSContinued from page one) \\‘Texas Section of the Mathematical Association of America, and is presi- dent of the Houston Philosophical Society. He is a member of Phi Beta Kappa and Sigma Xi fraternities. Dr. Robert C. Kintner, former As- sistant Professor at Bucknell Univer- sity, has received appointment as As— sociatc Professor of Chemical Engi- neering to fill the vacancy left by Dr. Hougcn. Dr. Hougen has returned to Wisconsin University. Dr. Kintner, a member of the American Institute of Chemical Engineers, Alpha Chi Sigma, Phi Lambda Upsilon, and a number of other honorary fraterni— ties, received his training at Ohio State University where he had the degrees of Bachelor and Master of Science and Doctor of Philosophy conferred upon him. He has also had a numbe1 of years of industrial ex- perience and, after having served in the capacity of Assistant Professor of Chemical Engineering at Rose Polytechnic Institute, he entered the department of chemical engineering at Bucknell University where he has been serving as Assistant Professor of Chemical Engineering until this time. Joins Political Science Staff Dr. John D Larkin, a graduate of Harvard University, where he rev ceived the degree of Doctor of Phil- osophy in 1935, will join the staff of the Institute as Associate Professor of Political Science. Dr. Larkin served his undergraduate days at Bore-a, receiving the degree of Bath- elor of Arts in 1923; in 1925 he had the degree of Master of Arts con- ferred upon him by the University of Chicago. From 1925-27 D11". Lar- kin was on the stafl‘ of Hamlinc Uni— versity as Instructor of Historv and the following year was Instructor in Government at the University of North Dakota. Since 1934 he has been on the staff of the College of $34 Tuesday, September 21, l937 11) Faculty Members-- Assistant Professor of Government at that institution. Another appointment, that of Dr. William Hammer, in effective in the Department of Languages. Dr. Ham- mer joins the Institute staff as In- structor in French and German, com ing to the Inslitute after having spent the past academic year as a Fellow of the University of Chicago. His undergraduate days were spent abroad where he studied at the Regine State College, and the Uni- vez'sities of Bonn, Cologne, and Paris (Sorbonne). He received his Master’s and Doclor’s, Deg-recs from the University of Chicago in 1936—37 respectively. The Department of Architecture at the Institute will also have the services of two distinguished archi— tects among these appointments. Mr. Charles Dohrnbusch ’has been ap- pointed as Associated Professor of Architecture in charge of Design, while David Chapman, a graduate of Armour in 1932, will be instructor of Architecture in charge of archi— tectural modeling. Five Other Appointecs Five other appointments have also been announced by Dr. Hotchkiss. These are: Clayton 0. Dohrenwend as Instructor in Civil and Mechanical Engineering; H. C. Combs, Instructor in English, Ernest Frcireich, a grad- uate of Armour Tech, as Instructor in Chemical Engineering; Dr. Irwin E. Perlin, instructor in mathematics; and Mr. William B. Ahern, an Ar- mour graduate, as Instructor in Elec- tricity. In addition to the above appoint— ments, the following have received assistantships in the various depart— ments indicated: Robert M. Levy and Robert Lundberg, both graduates of Armour Institute in 1937, chemical engineering; J. Fenion Harding, .7. G. Smith, W. W. Barnes, and W. W. Simpson, the latter two graduates of Texas A. 52 lit, civil engineering; Ar— the City of New York and has been, during the academic year just past, thur Goldsmith, electrical engineer— ing; and Ralph Hennings, physics. QWPUJ‘E‘S‘ at. If they want to use the name andl one thousand full whiskey cases into facilities of Columbia University, all student organizations will have to be responsible to university administra— all. tive officers from now on. Clubs must receive the administrative commit- tee’s recommendation and the presi» dent’s approval on their programs be- fore they can use Columbia's name, the university’s rooms or grounds for meetings and bulletin boards for an- nouncemcnts. 7': 11 Fearing that a great deal of his €10 pounds will suffer a hard pad- ng, Donald Sweet, Ithaca College 1' freshman' is doing what nearly every- \body is these dlays conducting—~81 _ '1 “citdown” to escape a warm initia- thc basement of Brown hell, they wondered who was going to drink it Upon investigaiwn they found that the boxes contained 80, 000 books belonging to the Academy of Science of St. Louis. . 1 o w m Puzzled students of an adminis- trative law class at the University of Minnesota wondered for a while why their lecturer Prof. Jennings, usual- ly a cool lecturer, appeared fluster» ed. “Early this morning,” he an— nounced, “I became a father. I'm surprised I showed up for class at all." I? it 1 There may be no connection 11 items but in the 1937 Summcr Session 11d tion from his Kappa Gamma Psi l" brothers. catalogue of the University of Wis- k cousin under “courses for Men and Women.” the first course listed is ii Bi‘ 51‘ “l A “GIANT’S CLUB” AT SAN NJOSE STATE COLLEGE HAS “Social Dancing” and the second, N BEEN ORGANIZED FOR MALES “First/lid“ the Injured.” \‘WHO STAND SIX FEET FOUR 1 1- * \OR OVER IN THE STOCKING The boner pulled by a University FEET. THERE ARE ONLY 12 MEMBERS AND, OF COURSE, THE TALLEST IS THE PRESL DENT. #1 ’1! '5 From the University Daily Kansan comes the following ad: Two room apartment, nicely fur» nished with Frigidaire, sink. hot water all hours, two girls for $24. Three girls for $27. Would consider man and wife. Also roommate wanted. Call 1121J. 1319 Vermont. We wonder if it would be possible for four girls for $29.75. a a: :1: Reports from Kansas State College in Manhattan tell us that the co-cds there pwy five dollars to be rushed. At Armour we’re rushed first amol than pay and pay and pay. 1c 11. >1 —-Whe'n Washington University stu- dents first saw a crew of men unload of Minnesota freshman who wanted to know “What building the campus is in” was bad, but the one mad by an adult visitor to the University of Cincinnati was worse. A professor took the trouble to conduct the visitor and his party all over the campus and finally to the football stadium, “This,” exclaimed the faculty member, “is our sta- dium!" Impressed, the visitor studied the grounds for an instant and i turned to the professor: “This is all very nice, but I hear you have a very fine curriculum hcrc. Would you take us through that next?” 1 a: a. That “one—armed paper hanger" we’ve been hearing about in proverbs for so many years is really alive and is working in Page Hall on the campus of Ohio State University. ARMOURTECH NEWS Professors E11 joy varied Vocations A common ruse of students right after summer vacation is to get the professor started on telling about his vacation experiences, so that an otherwise dull though profitable hour niay be spent in a somewhat more enjoyable manner. Accordingly, a few tips as to what some of the pro- fessors have done during the summer will serve as points of departure in starting the recounting of experi- ences. For instance, one of Professor Schommer’s students might say to a fellow sufferer (loud enough so that Herr Professor can hear), “I hear there was some swell fishing up at Wild Cat Lake this summer. They tell me one fellow caught a 20 pound (make it small enough so that he can remember a larger one) muskic.” Or someone in Professor Leasc‘s class might start telling him of the countless wonders of Yosemite Park. (He visited Glacier National Park.) Possibly, instead of arousing the competitive spirit, some students may want to strike a sympathetic 01' con- genial note. If anyone has visited the same places as the professor, he can help keep the story going by re- minding him of this or even that. There is wide choice offered in the following: Professor Pearl traveled to the Pacific Coast, while Professor Moreton went to the Atlantic Coast on business for the school. the alum- ni, and the Engineer and Alumnus, as well as for pleasure. Professors Tibbals and Penn were in Northern Wisconsin, but Profesv sors Bibb and Colvert found Tennes- see more to their liking. Mr. chskal and Mr. Kent were up in Michigan. Professors Free- man, Moreton, and Nash attended the A.I.E.E. convention in Milwaukee and Professor Penn after a summer at the civil camp attended a surveying teachers convention at Rainy Lake, Minnesota. Professor Huntly motored around a good deal, and Dr. I-Iotchkiss took a long trip to Hawaii to visit his son. A. M. Richardson 'Wins Tech Sticker Contest Winners in the recent A.T.S.A. sticker contest were announced re~ ccntl'y by the judges. The first prize of ten dollars was awarded to A M. Richardson .112, with the second award of dive dollars going to Thom- as Waldron, M.E., ’38. This contest, which was; conducted with View of establishing a new pos- ter of striking, outstandingly no- ticeable, and original design to iden- lily Armour Tech immediately every time it is seen, received many on- trees of excellent design and winning calibre. The winning poster portrays the fictitious “Techuwk.” The judges of the contest were: Dean Heald, Dr. Tibbals, W. A. Cha— pin, W. .I. Chcigren, and P, R. Schultz. lioiiywood By Fred Pederson (Associated Collegiate Prcss Holly~ wood Correspondent) HOLLYWOOD—One of the large news services recently made a survey and found that the bulk of the items in your newspaper derive from New York, London, Washington, Rome, and . . Hollywood! The first four cities have about 40 correspondents each, rushing news e 1 out feverishly by wire and mail. But 1Hollywood, which isn’t listed in the Postal Guide at all, and hasn‘t even a railroad station or a city hall, has iabout four hundred correspondents iSome 260 of these are officially rec- ognized by the studio powers—that-be. 5% >3 it Campus romance should be good training to land a person in the cate— gory of the screen’s “ten best kiss- ers," yet, strangely enough, only one college man, Gary Cooper, who car~ ried his books at Grinnell, has earn- ed a place on Director Mitchell Leis- en’s list. Greta Garbo, Marlene Dietrich, Carole Lombard, Claudette Colbert, Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Ray Mil~ land, Jean Arthur, Mae West and little Olympe Bradna, who a few “HE’S the last one I’d fire," says the months ago was virtually unknown in foreman on the job. pictures, are his choices. l W;\\/ as» ,. “3c \ db? ' Tl (til 1Tb $.41 a 8LT) iii T81 «how 6.... Another summer over and once more we’re back to welcome the new and old athletes into the fold, and hope they’ve had plenty of time to get into condition for a year of seri— ous work, which will bcawe hope— filled with enough athletic diversions to keep everyone going strong. 31‘ 31‘ 3i”- Before we get too engrossed in the future there is some old business that we would like to take care of first,»— that of extending our belated con— grate to those captains chosen at the close of last semester. 1|: 1k 11: In the baseball department we again have co-captains coming in the per— sons of Irv Seidonberg and Ed Wag- ner; in swimming- Ray Dodge was chosen to lead his teammates; while in golf “’I‘wick" Davidson will take over the leadership. Nice going fol- lows! lilope good seasons are in store for all of you. lk Li’» a From the results of last year’s softball tourney, it looks as if the champions intend to stick around for a while. Won by the fresh, the tour- nament should bring forth good com- petition in the future if this group manages to stick together. 1!: 1b lb Coming back to this year, our in- tra- -murul activities axe wasting no time in getting under way. Our golf— ers and would be pill pushors are pro- 111p,r to have the opportunity to show what improvements they have made in lhoir games during the summer when they tee OFF at Evergreen Golf Club next Saturday in their annual tourney. PF 5)! 1’! Although nothing definite has been said 01’ the tennis tourney, we hope that the present plans are carried out. Separating: the classes may be a solution to the ever non~finishing tournaments of the past. iii 'if 35 We’re sorry to hear that Dick Vandekieft, a mainstay of the track team, had an operation on his knee that will keep him incapacitated for the greater part of the semester. Here’s hoping" that it’s back in shape by the time the indoor season gets under way. lik ‘1‘ it On looking; over the material for the, coming year—we mean athletic material—we find that teams at the close of this year are going to be left wide open, especially those of baseball and track, Each of these is going to lose more than half of their members, excluding: any new fresh. In track eleven out of twenty will be going and in baseball ton out of fif- teen will take leave. 11 1:2 >1 in other words, this is the year for new men to show up. Things are go- ing to be up to you frosh after this year, and from the three hundred that entered this semester, we are '1 looking forward to a fine turnout. ’l’l IF #5 The next two months should be busy ones for Tech athletes, there being no loss than four intro-mural tourna— ments; to he run offi Those of tennis and golf are getting 011‘ to an early start this month, but the inter—class baseball tournament and the touch- ball tourney will follow closely in their wakes. Faculty Welcomes New Mon; Meet Group Leaders Friday A second assembly for the incom- ing students was held yesterday on which occasion, Dr. McNamara ac- quainted them with the several health regulations at Armour. Coaches Stemg'er and Weissman described the opportunities offered in athletics. Next Friday, the freshmen will break up into groups with a tame sentative undergraduate who will familiarize them with general stu« dent afi‘airs at Armour. This discus- sion will include fraternities, green caps, athletics and other items of gen— eral intelest. The Freshman Handshake will take place a week from tomorrow. Th genexal get together will be frosh’s first social event and the last day the class of ’41 will be allowed to frolic around without a green hat. SEN, Have You Ever” Page Three Have you ever felt the thrill of connecting squarely with a little White golf ball and triumphantly watched it soar away down a green fairway? Have you ever had the thrill of seeing a long iron, or even a short one, dig stubbornly into the distant green and come to a stop within a putt from the little cup? Have you ever sent a. long putt skidding across the green from the far side and seen it disappear from sight with that tinkle which is music to men’s cars? In other words, have you ever played golf? For the next two Saturdays the intradnural golf matches will be run 011' at the Evergreen Golf Club at 92nd and Western. Lots of fun will be had by those who join the gang. Sammy Bibb, the golf mentor, will be on hand to feast his eyes on any new or old hidden talent. board on the first floor Main. Further information will be found on the bulletin Will see you out at Evergreen. Chelgrcn [Whole New Intramural Manager William Chelgren has been appoint— cd to the managing; position of intran mural sports. As 11 active partich pant in sports about Armour, Bill’s application was selected from a group submitted at the close of last semes- tcr. His appointment was made known by A. ’l‘. S. A. president, Clair Dun- bar, whose job it is to select the man for this position after all those indi- viduals interested have 111 an submit» ted their applications. He will direct all inter-class, (le- portmontal, and intcr~fraternity sports for the coming year. Among; his jobs will he to make out schedules, provide rules, referees, and equipment for all of the contests. 1i? posh Capture Tof'i‘hall final Shut 0111: Junior Mocha By 5-“ Score With an array of well placed hits and with the old of numerous errors, the fresh meteors handed the prc~ viously undefeated junior mecham‘a this a 5 to 0 shutout 1n the champion- ship softball game last spring. The green-cappere played a strong oifcm give game but were unable to penc- tretc the; mochs' defense until the fourth inning when one run came in on a pair of mcch errors. The fresh were in scoring position several times but failed to make good due to several double plays in which O’Brien, the mech pitcher, starred. What ability there was in the mechs7 fielding was; lacking in their hitting power and as a result they were never in a close scoring position. The first few innings of play were slow with each team playing very cautious ball. The first tally of the game came in the last of the fourth inning when Norkus reached first on an infield error. With two outs and a man on «first, Fahey drove a long fly into deep right field which the fielder mulled allowing the runner from first to score. With a one run lead in the bag, the fresh meteors left no loop—holes open and held the juniors scoreless. In the sixth inning, the fresh began to bunch their hits and as a result mull: Tournament Starts Saturday Evergreen To Be Site of This Year’s l’lay Anxious to pit their summer golf leurnings against intramural com— petition, the Armour golfers will take to Evergreen Golf Club next Satur- day morning' for the Armour “open”. Coach Bibb will he on hand to see what the summer’s practice has done for his team. Returning members of the pill pushcrs league are “Twick” David- son, newly appointed captain, Carl Malmfeldt, and Don Sunde, who prac- tically have their positions cinched. Don Macks and Bob Foster are among the strong contenders for the fourth and fifth team positions. Saturday’s play is open to all Tech men who enjoy the art 01' pasture polo and have some aspirations for a place on the school team. An eighty shoot— or will fare well with the competition, but other scores will' be equally as welcome and may stay in the run- ning. Play will commence at 9:30 on the Evergreen links, located at 92nd and Western avenue. Suggestions Made for Improvement of Tennis Tourney Optimism may attain a new height this year in the fall tennis tourney. In an effort to solve the problem of never finishing; tournaments, sugges- tions have been made to split it up into two divisions. If carried out, the plan will be to let the trash have a bracket of their own. With the vigor of that youthful group at least one tourney should be completed, and at the same time dis- coveries can be made for the team. Meanwhile the other racquetmrs can start play in their own bracket and hope for warm weather. In this way the chances for completing one or both of the tourncys should be in- creased. four runs crossed the plate before they were subdued. Most notable of these hits was Eggcrs’ home run to center field. Three up and three down squelched any hopes of the jun- iors to retaliate in the seventh. BURG MKIWSAS SITEAC COLLEGE HOLD? THE INTER— COLLEGIATE PECORD FOR " Pm‘s THEY PILED UP 55 watches lN ARowx- - l5 THE NAME OF QTY B/EN ARGUMENT ' CONSECUTIVE BASKETBALL was. A I: This Ghats WILLISTDN,N..D MAN! , ’ THREE‘S A CROWD!” ONLY ONE PAY 1N6 CUSTOMER ‘DED THE WHM smuw ' é. 1‘1 ASK . PLAYED .511 whim WALLA WW Ccpwxh 1», Awkward 023mm: mwnramu'L-maa 13 :5?”