Page Four fldmpwcs ”a... Lipo'ougc secondhand—that‘s the only way University of Wisconsin men will smear it on. An emphatic “phoocy——nevcr," went up on the Badger campus in answer to the appeal of the Columbia College Men‘s Make-Up Society that men use lipstick in order to prevent winter-chapped and summer—dried lips. “There can be hardly any doubt about the fate of potential lipstick users at Wisconsin," said one student. “They would be hootcd en masse.” IT USED TO i3EPTI-IE CLOCK— WATCHER WHO WAS PRODDED TO WORKWITH BOTH EYES ON HIS TASK. NOW THE CLOCK-UN- WATCHER IS BEING WARNED. IE YOU BECOME SO EN— GROSSED IN DOING A THEME OR ANY OTHER KIND OF WORK THAT YOU SKIP MEALS AND GLANCES AT A TIME—PIECE, YOU MAY BE IIEADED FOR ONE or TWO TI-IINO. -—GENIUSDOM OR A PADDED CELL. S0 SAYS PROF. G. D. HIGGIN- SON, OF THE PSYCHOLOGY DE- PARTMENT AT THE UNIVER— SITY OF ILLINOIS. IT IS A WELL KNOWN FACT, EXPLAINS THE PROFESSOR, THAT THERE ISN’T MUCH DIE— FERENCE BETWEEN A GENIUS AND AN INSANE PERSON. BOTH HAVE INTENSE POWERS OF for he}; league i pleasure . . . _._,_____..._..—»— CONCENTRATION FOR A CER— TAIN SUBJECT. BUT A GENIUS (‘AN THINK OF OTHER THINGS WHEN HE TRIES; AN INSANE PERSON CAN‘T. so It Because he cribbed on a two-hour exam, a student at Nebraska State College stood up before the 100 members of his zoology class and apologized to them, the instructor and the school. a a II: A “THANK-GOD — IT’S « FRIDAY C L U B , " INTERCOLLEGIATE CHAPTER 2, HAS BEEN ESTAB- LISHED AT WASHINGTON UNL VERSITY TO PROMOTE “END—0F— Tl-lE-WEEK RELAXATION WITH TEMPERATE BEER DRINKING AND SCHOLARLY DISCUSSION OF THE WEEK‘S EVENTS.” (Inpyrigln 1037. l.!(‘,11I'T'l'& M'z'rns Ton/mm CO. ARMOUR TECH NEWS The fellows in the department are congratulating Beckman, who was awarded a graduate scholarship to the Massachusetts Institute of Tech- nology . He has worked hard here at Armour and was given the scholv arship on his excellent record as a student. Old man W cbsler’s dictionary hasn’t the ward in it that describes the height of elation that permeates and emanates from Schmallz’s refund figm'c. “It’s the nuts!” says he, and so would you 1' f you had won a Second Medal in tho Boaum Arts. This is the first Medal award Hml Armour has received in several years. On the some problem, The Illuminating Prize, Becker, Hraohowslcy, Jolmwlone, Loh- millcr, and Salctm received Mentions. Down among the now humble Class B men Richardson and Muttloy did very well on an Esqnissc-Esqnisso and now have Half—Mentions where there were none before. The (Modelers to you) did a projct, strangely enough, and rated very well on them too. mudslingcrs Pelz, Skubic and “Sammy” Parks re- ceived First Mentions. Product of a philosophical reverie: Life is something that, if you haven’t got it, you aren’t. ART GUM By A. N. Sohricbei‘ America’s Sweetheart A feather in the wind that indi— cates the American temperament is the quarterly survey of Fortune Magazine, the aristocrat of elite American publications. In a ques- tion endeavor-in]; to find the habits of the public in regard to comic strips, they found last month that over fifty per cent of the entire population has a favorite comic strip. Thus the comic strip be- comes the most widely read fea- ture of the newspaper. More us- tounding; is the fact that everyone is guilty oi‘ the pastime: children, hank presidents, S t u d c n t s, professors, wash women, skilled labor. Among high salaried executives over sixty per cent have favorite comic strips. Most popular are “Little Orphan Annie” and “‘Pnpeyc,” followed by “Dick Tracy" and “Bringing Up Fa— ther." Orphan Annie has always been the symbol of sweetness and homely vir— tue. Even Shirley Temple is a poor rival to “America’s Little Sweet- heart.” Fortune concludes her pop— ularity to the “desire for the escape Of the social conscience" of the road— im: public. So popular with all classes is Orphan Annie that in 1933 when Sandy was supposedly lost, author Harold Gray received the following wire: PLEASE DO ALL YOU CAN TO HELP ANNIE FIND SANDY STOP WE ARE A L L. INTERESTED HENRY FORD. Popeye is the epitome of physical vigor and derives the en~ crew for his mighty swinging: arms i‘Iom his favorite food: spinach. Among other items on the current Fortune Survey is the following cur— rent opinions of the American Pub- ”2. 1. The third term precedent is Llctld and President Roosevelt will he reelected if his present term is successful. 1:. The Republican Party is not yet dead but needs an immediate shot in the arm Of liberal leaders. 3. Three out of four approve the Social Security Act. 4. Lip Service to purity is a na» tional refrain, but any sexual free— dom Should be shared by men and women alike. Commentators The American scene is producing a new kind of world critic: one who is getting the daily attention of thousands and who is producing a marked effect upon the political and social opinions of the Great Mid- dle Class. He is the gossipy key- hole correspondent and commenta— tor in the newspapers and on the radio. Such men as Boake Carter, Edwin G. Hill, Walter Lipmann, Mark I-[ellingcr, David Lawrence, Westbrook chler, and a host of others are doing more to opinionatc America than perhaps any other single force. THE, BOULEVARD CAFE 3100 S. Michigan Ave. Tel. Victory ”54 nvitcs You to Try Our Special Half Milk Fed Chicken or Sirloin Steak Fried in Butter with French Fried Potatoes and Ole ‘luw. Rudls L qculll 5 bread nmi butter for only.. it. After 8:00 T’. M.. Lunuhlio . . . . says A! dchoolot the Clown Prince of Baseball Whoops it up for the grand opening of the 1937 baseball season. Tuesday, April 20, 1937 Dean Nhhols Returns From Texas Meeting Dean Tihbals represented Armour at the convention of the National Association of deans and advisers of men which was held at the Univer— rsity of Texas during the first week in April. The association meets an- nually to discuss their common proh- lcms and to compare their notes for the year. Dean Tibbals said, “An excellent program was presented, and I found the meeting very valuable and inspir- ing. There were deans present rep— resenting many colleges of all classes from the state universities to the small colleges. This group impresses me as one which is particularly eo- opcrative and closely united.” Vertical Evaporators Show: High Efficiency Mr. H. D. Grant, Vice President of the Whiting Corporation, spoke before the A. I. Ch. E. last Friday on “New Developments in Evapora— tion Design." Mr. Grant traced through the de- velopment of evaporators as a unit process from the old type horizontal cvapomtors to the latest vertical igh speed cvaporators. The ver- tical evaporator has been found more efficient and prevents exces— sivc foaming. Man-y Dilcito Restaurant 3258 Princeton Ave. Menu changed daily. Home cook— ing. Complete steal: or chop dinners, 35c. Special 30c dinner- I (’ f’ flame on” the bleachers roar... f Tomi ’cm out.” As the big leagucrs swing into action watch these Ehcstcrficld packages Pop out Of the pockets. 1 ' I There s [72g league pleasure/or you... . everything you want in a Cigarette. A homer if there ever was one . . . all the way ’round the circuit for mildncss and better taste . . . with an aroma and flavor that connects every time. :-