Tuesday, February l6, l937

Techawks Split
Michigan Games

Cagers Defeat Ypsilanti;
hose to Detroit

The basketball team’s annual trip
to Michigan between semesters re-
sulted in a victory and a defeat. The
chhawks opened with a 38 to 33 vic-
tm-y over Michigan Normal and then
bmved to the University of Detroit
110 to 30.

The aroma at Ypsilanti was featured
by Armour’s rally in the last three
minutes which carried them to vic-
tory. Normal got ofl‘ to an early
lead, furnished mainly by Engle and
Walsh, and held it throughout the
first half. Heike and O’Brien kept
the chhawks close and the half time
tally was 16 to 13.

Huron: Increase Load

The second half saw the I-Iurons in-
crease their lead until they held a. :59
to 22 advantage. Then the Techawks
went wild, scoring sixteen points
while the home team garnered but
one. O'Brien was high scorer for At.
moor, with six field goals and two
free throws, and Walsh and Engle
lcd for Normal with 11 and 10 points
respectively.

Playing the second game of the trip
without the services of Capt. Gene
Heike, Armour fell before Detroit U.
“Genial” Gene was laid up the morn—
ing of the game with the flu and has
not yet returned to school.

Detroit Opens Attack

Detroit opened an attack late in the
first half that pulled the score deci-
sively to one side. The rally put De—
troit in the lead with a. 24 to 16 ad-
vantage, due to some long shots by
Bleach.

Establishing a 17 point lead in the
second half, Detroit held the
Techawks helpless. At five minutes
before the end of the game, O'Brien
was forced from the game on per-
sonals. A final rally by the remain-
ing Tech squad put the Detroit team
on the defensive, and brought the
score to 40-30.

Shukcs was high scorer for the
Techawks. O’Brien and Swanson
closely followed.

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Matmen Defeated by
Illinois State Normal

 

Tech matmen bowed to Illinois
State Normal’s squad in the first dc-
feat of the season on Feb. 5 when the
Engineers traveled to Bloomington.
The top heavy score of 22-10 tum-
bled Armour’s hopes of an undefeated
season. The Illinois State squad was
probably in better condition than any
team the Techawks have encountered
so far this season. Every man
weighed in at the upper limit of his
weight class and showed every sign
of perfect physical condition.

Armour-’5 only victory in the lower
weights was in the 135 pound class.
Dunne rode his man from the start,
pinning him after five minutes of
play. Koecke received a bloody nose
in the course of the hour and later
reports indicate that it was broken.

In the 165 pound class, Captain
Kreml spilled his man in about five
seconds to take the upper hand. A
flying elbow blackened his eye how-
ever, and slowed him up so that an-
other six minutes elapsed before he
pinned his man.

UMMAIuEs
us lbs—Gillett (111.) pinned McDaniel (.m.
r‘ o— ~ r

. a.
125 lbs—Custer all.) bent Basile (A.). Time
udv‘sntagb— : 0

  

135_ 1A.) pinned Koccke (11L).
T|m . .

145 lbs. Reader an.) pinned Logullo (A.).
Time—l vcr me.

I: (lo-o
155 "rm—Olson (111.) bent Popper (A.). Time
165 lbs—JKrcml (IL) pinned Prnzzu (Ill.).
Timo— :05.
175 “ML—Kile (111.) bent Tullgrcn (A.). Time
advantage—2'

Heavyweight—stalls“!- (m. beat McIntyre
(A.). Time udVantnL’b—Zfifi.

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ARMOUR TECH NEWS

- Tech Newsers Invade the Stevens;

Two. Dittos See All, Tell Nothing

Zazu and Ecjay

“Twelfth floor, please!”

“Take off your hat, Ecjay, there's
a lady in here. You’re in the Stevens
now and that guy isn't Chuck, and
besides—«well, forget it . . . here we
lore!”
gin Nov Schmoz Ka Pop are the recre—
ation rooms? I wonder which one of
these doors it is.
of hundred of ’cm.
one, Zazul” Knock, knock!

there? (Door opens) “Pardon us,
ladies. are these the recreation
rooms?" “NO!!! Fresh guys!”
SLAM!!! (Door closes, with venge-
ance-and rcverbcrations) “Guess
that wasn’t it. She looked kinda
mad!” “What do We do now? Try

’em all?” “I know what, let’s crawl
up the fire~escapc and look in every
window until we find the place!”
Come on!” “Brr, it’s cold out here—
and windy—better hold your hat."
“Well, go on! What cha waiting
for?” “Hey, Eejay, look!” “Get away
from that window, dope!” “Aw gee
...l” “Quit moanin’, and take the
next floor. l’ll——er—-I’ll take this
floor. Hm, not had!” “Hey, Ecc—
eejay!" “Whadda you want? Did
you find it?” “No, but...” Two
hands suddenly reached out of
a window, put an abrupt end
to the explorers’ conversation as
the two human flies were yanked in

ed unceremoniously on the floor.
“Here they are, fellas.
eat!” Bill Cholgren boomed out the
news of the late entry to the hungry
scribes anrlathe banquet was on‘.

Epicureans Enjoy Foot]

 

“Pass me the ketchup, Itch!”
“You've got enough now. Give the
rest of us a break, Weissman.” “Yes,
but I can still taste the meat.”
“Say Zazu, this coffee tastes like
mud.” “It ought to. It was ground
this morning.” “Another cup of cof—
fee, please, and leave some room for
the cream." “Throw me a. bun,
Jake.” “What’s the matter with Si-
mek‘? He isn’t eatin’. He looks-sick.
Didn't he order a plate for himself?”
“No, he’s the business manager and
he has to pay for all of this!"

The dessert eaten, the last traces
of gravy carefully wiped from the
vests, and the newsmon thoroughly
searched for stray silverware, the
eating came to a reluctant end and
.thc meeting began. The speakers of
'the evening were introduced by Fred
Leason, retiring editor— -chief. First
of the speakers was one H. 0. Bauer—
who, resplendent in his
lgorgeously red tie, the brilliance of
which was matched only by the col-
,or of his nose, delivered a thrilling
‘talk on “Fundamental Prerequisites
and Subsequent Training for the Col—
lege Copvaditor and his Value to
the Student Publication." He brought
his speech to a smashing climax with
a snappy conundrum. To wit: What
is the difference between Washing-
ton and Lincoln? They both have
beards except Lincoln.

 

 

Joker's Try Hand

Joe Kubcrt, retiring sports editor,
spoke next and, though he claims
his speech was very good, no one
heard it as they were all laughing so
hard at Bauemcister’s previous quip.
Sidney Rabinowitz, slated for the
‘next speech, was overcome with his,
emotions, and was forced to leave the
room, sobbing incoherently and sup-
ported by two house-detectives. Nor-

 

 

Fraternities’ Formal

Planned for March Ell

Final plans for the Interfraternity
Spring Formal Dance were arranged
at a meeting of the Interfraternity
Council, held last Thursday night.
Oreste Tomei is chairman of the
dance and it will be held Saturday
night, March 20. Tentative plans
were also made at the meeting for a
bowling tournament between the fre—
ternities.

Interfraternity athletic competi-
tion will be resumed shortly when the
interfraternity basketball tournzh
ment gets under way towards the end
of February. Places in the tourna—
ment were chosen yesterday by fra-
ternity representatives and the com--
petition will be organized by Frank
Hackman, intramural athletic man-
agar.

 

“Yes, here we are, but where .

Must be a couple:
Let’s try this'
Who’s 1

by their respective necks and dump-.

Now we can ,

 

ton Gerber began his speech by read-
ing; an excerpt of a deeply philoso-
phical nature: “Sandra. lifted her
‘lano‘uorous eyes to his, pressed her
cxotic lips to his forehead and. . .er
‘ i . .umph. . .a. . .my mistake, gentle-
linen.

’ossay.”

‘of his audience promptly rushed to
retrieve it.
sound asleep.
Announce New Staff

After the speeches, the new stall
was announced. As we have resolv—
ed to bring you only the highlights
of the evening, we will forget—«and
we wanted to be editors! Then the
entire company retired to the recrea-
tion rooms where a good time was
had by all. Sixty—three
group watched the two who were able
to afford the 25 cent charge on the
pool table play one two-hour, hotly
contested, game.

frame free of charge. When the pin-

 

my eye. That was way below the
knees!” And then, since it was be“
llievcd to be Bank Nitc at that pop.
ular theatre across the street from
the Goldblatt State Street store, the
entire company topped off the eve-
ning by “banking on the worst."

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it“ @Ehfil §

cnt Armour sports authority, was in- puny,
vited by the management to bowl one John Mohr and Sons, Morton Mann~

New Group Regions in
l Cooperative Course
Armour’s cooperative course in
mechanical engineering- has gained
.ground with this new semester, fifty—
llive students from thirty companies
‘havinp: started their first year. These
are, of course, supplemented by a
similar number of students who are
working- l‘or the companies which are

 

 

I’ve been reading the wrong cooperating with Armour Tech. Five
He threw the offending; (15‘ new companies have joined the group
say out of the window and one half in the 1‘le few weeks

The companies which employ these

the elevators and down the street to fil'Sla year students on the 135111. time
The other half wag basis are: Alemito Die-Casting: Coma

puny, American Can Company (May—
wood plant), Armour and Company,
Automatic Transportation Company,
Beel and Howell Company, lrl. W.
Caldwell and Sons, Carnegie-Illinois
Steel Company, Central Scientific
Company, Continental Can Company,
Corn Products Company, Crowe Name
Plate Company, Curtis’ Candy Com-

of the pony, Felt and Torrent Manufactur-

ing Company.
Gaertner Scientific Company, B. F.
Gump Company, Ilg Electric Ventilatu

Joc Kubert, omin- ing' Company, lntcrlakc lron Com-

Edward Katzinger Company,

factoring: Company, Public Service

boy culled a perfect strike, Joe put Company, PM)”: Foundry 111111 Mach—
in a. mighty beef, “You robber! Strike mery Company, Raymond Brothers

Import Company, Pulvcrizer Com-
pany, Republic Flow Meters Company,
iRover Copper and Brass, Schweitzer
and Conrad, StephonSwAdamson,
Stewart-Warner, Templeton, Kenly
and Company, Underwriters’ Lnbora.~
'tories, Wahl Company.

 

An independent survey was made recently
among professional men and. women—lawyers,
doctors, lecturers, scientists, etc. Of those who said
they smoke cigarettes, more than. 87% stated they
personally prefer flight smgjlie:

Miss Stanwyck verifies the Wisdom of this pref-r
erence, and so do other leading artists of the
radio, stage, screen and opera, Their voices are
their fortunes. That’s why so many of them
smoke Luckies.You, too, can have the throat pro«
tection of Luckies—o light smoke, free of certain
harsh irritants removed by the exclusive process
“it’s Toasted”, Luekics are gentle on the throat.

fl, genuine
5, sisteolwmkfmur Fibrous @rotection

   

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News Staff—~—

(Comhmcd from page one)
‘vho takes the position of C. O. Fors-
berg, Ch. E. ’37, as circulation mun—
erg-er, and R. B. Burman, Ch. E. ’39,
who has been chosen advertising
manager in l. Thomas’ place.

E. J. Plcva, Ch. E. ’38, of Slip-
stick and Steamshovel lame, suc~
curds 1t. Woissman as head of the
feature department. ll. Weissman, E.
i]. ’38, in turn was made literary
editor. It. Iii-nun will he helped by
(T. K, Nauman, M. E. ‘38, who has
been appointed assistant sports
editor.

Reporters next year will receive
assignments from Max Ephraim, M.

    
   

 
 
 

at Rome.
began to couple on that day arose the
custom of young men and young:
women choosing each other as “val—

 
  
 

Page Five

Reporter Reminisces
0n Love Birdies Day

 

Did you send your lady love a

valentine? The custom originated in
the third century and was supposed
to have been started by St. Valentine.
St. Vulcntinc was said to have been

beheaded on February 14, 306 A. D.
From the notion that birds

entities” for the ensuing year by a
tem of lottery. The name “Valen-
" become applied to the letter or
ve sent by persons of either sex
to each other on Valentine’s day.

E. ’39, and R. I. Jailee, Ch. E. ’32), M

who are the new absig‘nment editors.
The former assignment editors were

W. J. Chelgren, L, B. Parker, and

J. l). Sheehan.

The copy editor, A. N Schricber,
will have helping him as assistant
copy readers: ll. Bodnor, Ch. E. ’3 ;
A. R. George, Ch. E. ’39; C. W. Rob,
(7. E. ’39; D. B. Rodkin, M. E. ’38,
and T. W. Youkle, F. P. E. ’39.

This News banquet was considered
quite successful, and, since Bill Chel—
even had full charge of it, whatever
credit is due. for it, is due him. The
Stevens l-Iotcl site was quite good
since the game room privileges were
extended to those present. The ban-
quet itself was held in the Japanese
Room.

Professors Finnegan, Mangolrl,
and. Paul, of the faculty advisory
board, were present at the banquet,
lending their moral support.

    

AGAINST lRRlTATlON—AGAINST (DOUGH

 
   
     

THIS WEEK

 

THURSDAY, FEB. 18

Track meet with North Central at
8 o'clock in the evening; at Univer—
sity ol' Chicago fieldhousc.

FRIDAY, FEB. 19

A. S. M. E. meeting: at 10:30 in
Science Hall. Mr. Hartford will
speak on “A. S. M. E. Activities and
Student Branches."

Basketball game, Armour vs. Mu—
comb at 4 o’clock in 108th Engin-
eer’s Armory.

Armour Tech News housewarming
party Friday, February 19 at 7:30
p. m. in the new offices.
SATURDAY, FEB. 20
Rifle team Wheaten at
Wheuton.

Techawks travel to North Central
to play last game of season.

meets

“When talking pictures arrived, my
stage experience on Broadway gave
me my chance on the screen. Taking
care of my throat became serious
business with me, so I changed to
Luckics~a light smoke. Of course I
smoke other cigarettes now and then
but sooner or later I come back to
Luckies. They make a. hit: with my
throat and also with my taste.”

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