Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, October 6, “336 Canoe/yes 2;. By William Graf Should love kick any university students in the face? Well, the students at the University of Indiana were recently requested to bear in mind that the registrar and deans would like to be informed of any subsequent nup- tials. If both parties to the marriage are students enrolled in the university, they are, required to inform the registrar, the dean of women and the dean of men. If only one of them is a stu dent, he is required to break the news to the registrar and the dean of women or dean of men, as the case may be. Failure to do so will result in the loss of five hours of university credit. Believe it or not, commuters of North Central College make better time coming seven miles to school than they made- going one mile to high school. According to experiments conducted by a botany class at the Oregon State College, it has been found that if a mature orchard received its needed 5 acre-inches of rainfall each month, it would be equivalent to 100,000 gallons of water daily. Counting an tree should have a little more than 1 Warnings at North Central Col» lege. If you run across the Main Campus, be careful not to fall over the wires bracing the last-year — set trees. After recording voices at the Uni. versity of Texas the students were surprised that they couldn’t recog~ nize their own voice The drinking fountain in the li» brnry at the University of California is a treacherous one. One has to turn it on gently or on.- gem Ill 1n the eye; so do the floors and me wall get it, not to mention any innocent by- stander. An economics professor at the University of Kentucky while lecture in}; to his class, said, “To economize is a virtue, so long as you do not be- come an econoMizer. Ew'rimlmzlionx for the University 47/ Flo ridu f res/1 nut 11 comprehensive course are available at llw bookstore for anyone who wants lo loo/t over the («unlnalions lm/urrlmnd. The (aroma are mimrogroplwzl bookie/s of several pages and supposedly “cram proof." (”1, 1168? To flunk a subject at the Univer- sity of Oklahoma is expensive in more than one way. The university board of regents recently approved a three dollar pens aity for each hour of work llunked. The penalty is not a means of rais— ing revenue for the university, but is designed to improve scholarship. Then there‘s the proud father who wanted his boy to be a carpenter, so he sent him to a boarding school. On a bicycle party for her first lime, a Kansas State Coed was asked if it gave her a headache. She replied, “0h, quite the contrary." Then there was the student at Kan- sas who sent a pair of dirty socks to the laundry, and received the follow‘ ing note upon their return, “We are a laundry, not a shoe repair shop. We do not half sole.” Two Betas of California double— dated one evening. At the party one of the girls was tagr :d but was un- able to recognize me intruder. Upon inquiry as to their meeting, he men» tioned that he was the other boy in the party. Anna Lee Berry of Kansas State College is working- her way through four years of college by means of hei excellent cooking traits. To (latc. by cooking meals for 250 men students, she has earned more than enough for college expenses; bought and re- modeled a house where she boards students, and purchased a new auto- mobile for three consecutive years. Harvard’s Pie Eta club was forced to appeal to women's colleges for a supply of chorines to dance in the annual show when members refused to shave their legs. Fifteen students of Hardin Sim~ mons University face expulsion beernova. cause they showed disapproval of the Texas Tech band. The form of their next week‘s issue. demonstrated l coming. disapproval w a s through rotten eggs and stones. average of 40 trees to the acre, each 25 gallons of water daily. To prevent widespread hookey the town fathers of St. Johnsbury, Vt. declared the first day of fishing a holiday for all seventh and eighth grade pupils. Seymour Tech made it a holiday for everyone. best and Friday classmcn's The upper worst friend is the mailman. he delivered the letters containing the summer problem grades and all those concerned now know how good they were. The remainder of the Arx probably will be interested in know‘ ing how their fellow men fared. Johnston, Kichaven, Saletta and Schmaltz received Mentions and Baker, Becker, Erickson, Kuk, and Nobler each received a Half-Mention. As for the others , . . X . , That’s the end of that. May the successful men continue on their “Mentioned” way and may all the others join them soon. I'crlmps as on old in their work on their first Problem lhr Seniors have ubomloncol the flowing in/c»llip- ping bravo! [or the bartenders spu- ciul; the bow tie, Each man seems to be trying to outdo the next in color discord with AL RAMP holding it slight edge with his outlandish, red striped neck piece. So help us if the craze (legcnrrulcs lo ahu'ls. it you have opened the door to the Seniors' lair these last few days you have probably noticed the string at- tached to its inside which rings a bell of warning. The gentlemen who in- vented this clever device were rather embarrassed when DEAN HEAL!) visited us last W'cclnesday. Luckily for them he did not ask its purpose. it is still a, mystery to me how they manage to cover up the line they had just painted across the “our. [nei- dcntly, that line is the edge of the DANGER ZONE: that area of the room that can be viewed from the office window. We all hope that these extensive preparations will serve their purpose. A parting shot concerning an ex— tra curricular activity: Season’s realization (and utiliza- tion): Briefly, poignantly autumn gardens will be lovely and the dahv lias shall weave fragrant melody, mid the soft cadence of falling leaves. But fall, at last, takes swift sure flight and for that passing there is no reprieve or regress . . , nor can you waylay it for a single hour, now or ever. With these beautiful re- fiections slowly drifting through his moonlit (1:00 A, M.) reverie an Arch sat in his shiny new car musing and “Hey you! Wattaya mean by parkin’ here? What cher name?” More details to you; gentleman, up- on request, OH YEH‘Z The man to test your persuading powers upon is “BUNNY," the sophomore Casa- Let us hear how successful you are with your persuasions for Ah me. Winter’s ART GUM. H summonses (Continued from last week) ARTH By Gus Frclmd l RUSH FORWARD and bury my hands in a giant hoofprint, literally washing them in dirt. And I am sufficiently sensible to the stern but righteous provisions of some divine intelligence to realize that I have plunged my fingers into something basic, something fundamental, some- thing stolid, impassive, permanent. There is an earth beneath my feet, a sense of security, stability, constancy. It is not always so. I cannot always have concrete sidewalks beneath my feet. The man who has crossed a swamp knows what I mean. In many places there are rivers of greedy, sucking mud, decaying: masses of vegetable material, from which an unspeakable stench of marsh gas rises. And also there are, unfathom— able pools of asphalt, bottomless abysses, where he who trends is lost for ages in the endless muck. Yet even though I uvoid’all these I may not always have a ground beneath me. The earth has been known to quake. Then, tall buildings rack and fall. Great cracks open up and close again. The streets of cities writhc like worms. Fortunately, these matters are not of ordinary occurrence. I mention them in order to make more evident the value of the solid earth beneath all of us, a physical fact that is not always sufficiently appreciated. The cold wheels of a train wrapping: its knuckles on the rails; an athlete ”running the hundred," digging his spikes deep into cinder-s, dependent at every step upon the unyielding: loam: the toilers of Millet, their very existences hopelessly entangled in the soil, the dirt that lines their honest faces forever entombcd in the pores of their skin, their backs bent from the eternal struggle within the en~ durim.r soil. The Bolero is acquiring substance. Though the melody remains fixed, u, richness of texture that it did not how before. The fri'volity of youth, the uppclcnrg lo frolic. mid to disport oneself has disappeared, and in, its place uppmrs mmmcr of intel— li'rl/ml at’rioumtcxs ”Jill is onlirulw dif— lr‘rcnl. The cold, solid fuels of cm'lh, my there. a LOVE li'l‘ IS MID—SUMMER. The sultry, wilting heat during,y the day makes all the farmers complain a bit, for there is much work to be done, and it is a bit trying under such circumr stances to do it. A white hot sun in his slow cirruil of a brilliant sky. soims almost rude, as, in his peisi tent curiosity, he thrusts his flaming nose through every crack and cranny, peering into the most private places, raising the temperature to an unbear» able degree, and, in fact, makii ' himself most thoroughly obnoxious. His time, at last, comes to an end. At the close of an interminable period the great fireball sinks down into the West, a mere semblance of his [tuner self. Shadows lengthen, and are suddenly drawn oJ,‘ to in- finite length, disappearing entirely. Cool, gentle breezes sweep through the cornfield rustling the stalks, car- rying away the perspiration that lies heavy on our faces. A yellow moon, already in the sky, now takes on a brilliant glow, suddenly seeming to feel the full force of her own pere sonalit’y, and beaming down upon us working men, smiling at us, smiling with us. The blend wisdom of ages lies on her face for she alone has seen and understands the fascination of night. Full on the cornfield the moon di— rects her vibrant rays. There is a tenseness, a restricted exuberance in the atmosphere that penetrates the very maize. From the golden castles that crown the sturdy stalks spreads 21 silent reign of pollen, the stamens, V'hich settles slowly, easily, without destination, upon the silken spikes below. All matter is charged with a mysterious magnetism, all the world blessed by an added glamour. At such a time are friendships formed, friendships consummated. The moonlight is a silent partner, helping blemishes to be perfected, facts to be fancies, sweet prevaricau lions to be truths. It is a, time of pledgeship, vows of eternal adoration. In the stillness of the night, in the, perfect quiet, the, brain races. The Bolero of Royal is a tempest, a storm of passion and desire. It is love. It is man’s closest approach to man. R. W. E Fraternity [Votes l Phil Pl P’Hl Rushing is in full sway here, with the members enjoying the activities as much as the rushees. A number of the alumni have dropped in lately. Among the first was Chedo P. Gran (formerly Grapavac), who is getting along nicely. George Savidis and Wal~ ter Talla‘fus were in last Thursday. Both have good jobs, Savidis is a railroad man and Tallafus is working for an air conditioning company. Brother Simpson, another alumnus, reports a new addition to his family, a six-pound baby boy. Congratula— tions, Elimpl Congratulations are also in order for Gene Heike, who received part scholarship for having the highest average in the Junior Ch.E. department last year. RHO DELTA RHO ltlio Delta Rho is pleased to an- nounce the pledging of the followingr men: Maurice Alexander, '39 lrving M. Footlik, '39 Melvin Suhuman, '38 Offering the new freshmen a pre— view into both fraternity life and school life, Rho Delta Rho opened its eighteenth Freshman Rush Week last Friday evening with a Rushing Smoker. Movies of school life and Junior Week were shown. In attend. ance were a large group of freshmen rushees, active and alumni members of the fraternity. Brother “Sonny” Weissmun, honorary member of the fraternity and mentor of boxing and wrestling, addressed the gathering. Speaking for the alumni chapter was Brother Herman Myers, C. E., ’34. The game room proved to be some— what of a feature at the smoker. The rushees proved their mettle as pool and ping pong players by defeating many an active and alumnus. Due to an oversight of the frae ternity scribe, congratulations due to Brothers Miner and Ross are long overdue. Congratulations Brothers, on winninzr Senior Scholarships, and keep up the good work! m.»- SEGMA ALPHA MU With rush week in full swim: our house is filled with activity. We have been visited by several out—oil town alumni duringr the past week, the latest one being David Young ['1 om our new chapter at North Caro“ lina State, University. An enthusiastic banquet and smok- er was held last night for members, rushees, and alumni. A grand time was enjoyed by all and we are look— ing: forward to having many new man associated with us. ,, . or 50 THIS l8 A THAT YOU $MOKED WHlLE s» l "\ 4 ‘/ PIPE? ? GOSH, I THOUGHT AU. WATER PIPES WERE BIG THINGS VARlETIE?) LOAFING AQOUND g, ON CUSHION‘S r‘ I ens/liens cits/Lissa K I D b HENRY "DOC" BILLUPS HAS Rune me But AT THE COLLEGE OF WlLLlAM it MARY d,000.000 TIMES ' BESIDES ACTBNE: A's , W E . DKSL. HORNBEAK HAs H02 1 R C «E - was FOUNDED on 5mm memos-s DAY, 1870! Mo... TODAY rr F5 THE LARGEfi THAT ONLY ONE 6th WANTE MATRIMDNY AS HER LiFE C—DAL.’ Mow M DELTA TAU DELTA With the new furnishings now add» ing that finished touch to the already completely decorated shelter we are very busy in the midst of Rush Week under the able direction of Brother Engelthnler. ‘Brothcr Tomci has fully recovered from his appendicitis operation and is taking active part in rushing. We look forward to pledging Fri- day night in view of worthy additions to our chapter. Pl KAPPA lPltll Now that we are in the midst of our rushing campaign many of the boys are becoming acquainted with the new freshman class and we can honestly say that there are some good pool and ping pong players among them. Brother Heidenreich is now a Go- up student and he is working for the General Electric Company. He says that he likes the work and he is very pleased with his job. We wish him much success. Brother Dodge has made Venetian blinds for the living room and he did ,NQTHEQE JOHN CHINAMAN Am; MANY l coon. SMOKE 100 lwmea wipe r 1 6 ' fié ,fi-x s , SILVER ~AND HE PRIZES A ‘niis BEAUTIFUL lNLAlD SLILVER ' an excellent job on them. Brother Even, an alumnus, spent last Thursday night at the house. He has just- returned from a trip to Wichita, Kansas. Last Friday evening Brother Chalk from the Mu chapter at Duke Univer- sity was our guest. He told many interesting facts about the methods of rushing; at other schools. THETA X! With rushing going: strong and house cleaning at the same time this has been quite a week for us. Last Friday we spent a great evening with our prospective pledges at our Monte Carlo Party. Saturday evening we had our Open House Dance, which was attended by many Freshman and their girl— friends. What with refreshments and good music a good time was had by all. At the present time we are looking forward to a successful rushing sea- son. 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