Tuesday, September 29, l936 Nascent columnist, ART GUM doth here and now doi’t‘ his hat in courteous gesture to one BERNARD NOBLER, alias TOM TAX the ARX Reporter as he leaves, his well done job to take up the more strenuous activities of a Senior Arch. Mr. Gum, your new annoyer, aspires to do as well as the aforementioned did. Here goes! Professor SKIDMORE has gone to New York to serve on the Beaux Arts summer problem jury and will be back shortly. While he is gone the senior crit will be Mr. Thorn‘ bush, Prof. Skidmore’s assistant. One welcome to Mr. Thornbrush. There are two other new custodians of us wayward Arx. Mr. Harper for one, who will teach Construction and Building Practice. The second is Miss Parkhurst (ummn), who has charge of the office. That humming sound predicted last issue has already been heard throughout the school. The fresh- men have clambcred over the face of the rear door of the Art Insti. tute with their tape-measures and .now are at work attempting to de- cipher the notes they took. The sophs are culling the library for drawings of a “Guest House for a Large Estate," that they can crib (especially JAKE). The juniors and seniors are also back to work. The department's newcnt pipe- smoker, DICK LISCHER, has been awarded a graduate scholarship and since his principal “niggors”, CUNEO and DANFORTH, are gone, it looks like he will have to do a little chop- ping. From the way the boards near the radiators were taken possession of the first day of school, it looks like we are in for a long, hard winter’s work, mostly spent trying to draft while wrapped around a radiator. The thought of radiators brings SIDEILlNES~ (Continued from page 1) FRANCE MADE her position clear through the words of Premier Blum, who in reply to Hitler’s attacks on democracy, defended the institution. He declared that three great nations wGreat Britain, the United States, and France—had progressed under democracy; that their peoples were free. France, the Premier said, wanted peace and disarmament. “But,” he warned, “just as she is unanimous in her will for peace, she would be unanimous tomorrow, as in every hour of her history, if preservation of the security of the fatherland or even more if the do. lense of her soil were in question.” IN RUSSIA the Hitler Nuremberg hymn of hate against the Soviet Union, especially his boast of how Germany could exploit the riches of the Ukraine, the Urals, and Siberia is regarded as amply justifying the Soviets thorough distrust of Ger- many’s intentions. The official view is that Hitler, in his utteranccm-of unprecedented violence for the head of a state against another technical— .ly friendly nation—cast aside the last pretense that he means anything less than an aggressive war against Russia. And to this the Soviet has but one answer: Let him try it. RUSSIA is watching Hitler’s dip- lomatic efforts—which are meeting with too much success for Moscows peace of mind-«in Austria, Hungary, and the Balkans, disturbing the friendships which the, Soviet has laboriously built up and creating what bids fair to become a pro-Ger- man, anti-Soviet bloc threatening the very existence of Czechoslovakia, one of Russia's staunchest friends, and attempting to drive a wedge be— tween another powerful friend, France, and England. Against Hit— ler’s pose as the protector of West- ern civilization against Bolshevism, Russia pictures itself as standing alone against German encroachments which may engulf all Europe and ruin that very civilization which Hit» ler pretends to defend—a war, ironically enough which might un- leash a Red revolution in much of Europe. RESEARCH-— (Contimwd from )mgc one) catalytic agents which will simplify the cracking process: and aid in se- curing only the valuable hydrocar- bons in the oil. In conjunction With the work an advanced course in ca- talytic agents will be offered in ad. dition to the beginning course in catalysis begun last semester. The new advanced course is offered to senior chemical students and will emphasize the practical applications of catalytic agents. A graduate course on oil products leading to a Master of Science degree is also be« ing conducted and the work will be done with the oil research project. On the coal research project Dr. D. R. Snow has been visiting coal mines in Southern Illinois and collect- ing samples. The new cool laboratory is nearing completion and will be in operation very shortly. New coal testing machinery has been received and is awaiting installation. Louis Siege], Ch. 13., ’36, has received a graduate fellowship and Bernard Gamson has been appointed student assistant to the coal research project. thoughts of heat which in turn . . . well, quite a number of new stu- dents seem to be skeptical about what will happen to them if they ig— nore the edict tacked in their room by J. E. D. Jr. One of our clitc juniors, Mr. KLIPHARDT, upon hearing: of this, expressed our general feelings» by saying, “We’ll see about that.” The heat may have to be turned on long before the cold weather sets in. We hope they will not continue to be adamant. Next‘ week the crisis! ART GUM. ARMOUR TECH NEWS Willhii QAMPUSES By Wm. Graf Every student owning a car at the University of Kentucky is required to register it if he wishes to park on the campus. The fee is twenty-live cents. Freshmen at the Indiana Uni- versity will no longer continue their cap burning ceremony, for the Skull and Crescent honorary organization has officially abolished the cere- mony. Will Tau Beta Pi phase save our freshmen? From the Daily Kansan — The professor in the marketing course, used his knowledge to a good atl- vantage when he guessed the value of the window display of a local store. An education certainly is a wonderful thing. The Indiana Daily Student tells us that the University of Arizona has enrolled in its classes :1 Donald Duck, two Robert Tnylora. a Joe E. Brown and 3 Ben Eastman. Again from the Indiana Daily Stu- dent. A noticc was posted to the effect that coeds may not attend dances downtown unless they re- ceive permission. From the DcPcmlidMa professor at Dc Paul has invented a new mu— ch-L‘nc that will detect a sour notc and will prove the guilt of the homo/n. that produces the discord. Mr. Erick- son is out to get thai monotone. >cag0 suburban college. S TENQERW (Continued from page om) Both Kralft and Stcnger were very prominent in athletics at Naperville; Stcnger won his 3.3. there in 1921, received let~ ters in baseball, basketball, and foot- ball, and then entered the field of coaching as Athletic Director at Richmond, Indiana. John Schommer, in making the an- nouncements of this appointment. stated that the students, faculty, and personnel of Armour Tech were quite fortunate in obtaining a man with such an excellent record as Mr. Stenger. Grant spent one year coaching in the Army and received 15 years of valuable experience as can be easily proven by his successful record. One year was spent at Richmond, Indiana as Athletic Director, and one at Wa- bash, Indiana; four years were spent in a similar capacity at Ottawa, Illi- nois, and the past nine years at Wheaten. During this time he was able to establish a very impressive record of eight football and nine basketball championships. Bill Krafft has also a long- string of impressive victories to grace his memory; in basketball, during his fifteen years as coach, the team un- der his tutelage won between 65 and 75 % of their games, while the base- ball squad was victorious in 8]. out of 105 encounters. In announcing the change of coaches, John Schommer also ro~ leased the information confirming the appointment of R. 0. “Pop" Warner, (so-Captain of the 1985—36 Armour ’l‘cch basketball squad, as coach of the 1936-37 freshman team. win ’l'llll STEAM Sillllllll m FRESHMEN, S 0 P HOMORES, JUNIORS AND SENIORS! THIS IS YOUR COLUMN! DON’T MAKE US WRITE IT. SEND IN ALL THE DIRT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS, AND PEOPLE. D0 SOME PRIVATE SNOOPING ON YOUR OWN HOOK AND DROP YOUR SNOOPINGS IN T H E NEWS B O X l N TH E MAIN LOBBY. i]: >h xi: Reports have it that JIMMY DUNNE is two up on WILL KRUSE who was seven up on that eventful baseball trip. However, the report on Eddie Wagner has not come in. m m i. Will lhc person or persons who left his or their lunch in room A Main last Wednesday, plcrmc do so (again for the next woo/c? We've been, miller chart, of lunch money for the 2mm week and the lunch came in handy. Go can]; on the mustard. r. .1. m When Greek meets Greek. some— thing is supposed to occur, but when editor meets editor, they go out to- gether. The cditor-in—chicf of the A. ’l‘.N. (we must not mention his name) and Marian Maher, ditto of the Normalitc, have been going out together regularly ever since that Page Three Armour—Normal party we told you about last year. .. Other Armmz.7-—Norww.l combina- tions are: JIM SHEEHAN and Mar- gurcl W .145, JOHN STURGEON and Shirley Husscl, and H. O. 3. mid Caroline Jcspcrmm. New combina- tions are expected weekly. il< 1’: 1% A certain H. 0. B., who is known to his creditors as HERMAN OWIN’ BAUERMElSTER, claims that the hobby pins found in his coat pocket were used for paper clips. Tut tut, Herman, a mighty poor excuse! How did they get into your possession? You haven’t told us that yet. 4. a an A5 11 ouggestion to any M. 0. B. A. (Midnight Oil Burners of Armour) who one planning moustache. we offer these pointers: 1. Don’t show yourself until after dark. 2. Wear a detachable moustache and leave it home when you go to school. 3. Hire a body guard. 4-. Don't grow one. if you doubt our word, consider the fact that four moustache; have been amputated already. o r w): to attempt a Joke Krumbein and Regina have drifted by mutual consent. By the mutual consent of her father and six brothers. Studies and Jake don’t mix——cspecially Jake. Now Jake is goingP back to his first love—~the sci— entific development of the fingeru printing of flies. 1k 1i? W Before we close, we admonish you (Imam-30 a. good boy until next woe/c, or the Slcmnshouol will get you. heience floutirms the Truth oil the Funnier Phraee “For Eigcotion'a Entire . .. . Emohe cannula" 'HETHER your meal is a banquet or a sandwich, at Camel gives it more zest. Scientists have found that Camels gently stimulate the flow of the digestive fluids . . . alkaline diges- tive fluids. . . necessary for good digestion. Worry and nervous.- uess interfere with this flow. Camels increase it! With their finer, costlier tobaccos, Camels give wildness a new meaning. And they have a matchless flavor all their own! ’ , y// 4 /' 42m. , men's at his nerves and EQARENG VJIDE‘ OPEN as constant vibration ham- (4bore), says: “Camels make food taste better and help me get the good out ofwhat I cat. Camels set me right!” HREwCHEEE-‘Frank Gilliar (ohmic) forgets about food and test till the last spark is out. He says:"Camels put back into eating the joy that nervous strain takes out of it." digestion. Fred Jacoby, Jr. Tuesday—9:30 pm M. S. HOLLYWOOD lit All! M1? 'B'REA‘I'! Camel cigarettes bring you a FULL HOUR'S ENTERTAINMENT! Two great orchestras and glamor- ous Hollywood Guest Suns. £8.12, 8:30 pm C. S. ’11. 7:30 pm T.. 6:30 pm P. S. T. WABOColumbiathwork. restaurant of the Mayflower Hotel, 1'” <1 WHEN WASHENG‘WDN DiNEg. The Presidential Room,main scene as famous men . . . beautifully gowncd women . . . dip- lomato and statesmen gather. The famous Mayflower kitchens give forth a stream of tempting dishes. And from table afcct table the fragrant smoke of Camels rises. Commenting on the preference for Camels at the Mayflower, the famous mailrc d’Mlcl. Fred, says: “Our cosmopolitan clientele prefer Camels." presents a memorable LONE nestoumanra call 1"or increased mental effort. Camels help you with their cheering “lift.” Enjoy Camels, too, for their old to digestion. Camels never jungle your nerves or tire your taste.