Page Two Armour Tech News Student Publication of the ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Published. “’Peklv hurmg the College VPHI 1036 Member [937 [Associated Collegiate Press Single (looms. 10 Cents been EDITORIAL BOARD Editor-in chief . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Frcd L. Leason. Jr. Managing Editor ......... Norton Gerber Sports Editor ..... . . .Joseph M. Kubert News Editor . . ‘ ........... Sidney Rabinowitz Copy Editor . ....Herman O. Bauermeister Business Manager .................. E. J. Simek Faculty Adviser ..................... Walter Hendricks EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT Assignment Editors .................. W. J. Chelgren, L. B. Parker, J. D. Sheehan Feature Editor ........................ R. Weissman Assistants: W. Graf, M. Luber, S. M. Miner, E. J. Pleva, J. Rea, H. M. Ross. $2.00 Per Year ARMOUR TECH NEWS ion as to its effect on the latter part of the 510- m gan, the plan is a step towards the realization of more business in government. Basically, the plan proposes to reorganize the executive branch of government, by adopting improved management principles. Americans point with pride to the successful administration accomplished by our large business and indus- trial enterprises. What is better then, than to apply as far as possible, the same business prin— ciples to our government in the hope of a0— complishing a like achievement. The fundamental form of government will not be altered. Just as in private business Where the acts of the president must conform to the general company policy as formulated by the board of directors, so also must the acts of our chief executive conform to our established na— tional policy as set forth by the legislative acts of Congress. The stockholders, the owners ofl the private corporation have adopted for their it The Slipsticl; Cleave to the slipstick; let the slapstick fly where it may. Gentlemen: The topic for discus- sion this week1 unlike those of the past two weeks, is a retaliation for the dirt done me by that psoudo~col~ umnist who sometimes clabbcrs up this space with stuff. He neglected to mention the fact that the Sphinx pledges took over his column that week, and not mine. That probably accounted for their considerate ges- ture—filer their writing a column up to his par. Which is quite alienated from par excellence. . . . i': lit 4.4 Orange gin, is terrible stuff, You. never seem to have enough. No doubt you have heard it said That it turns your nose 0. gorge— Many, many, many, are the things that crowd up on One in this mad whirl, and many, many, many are the things that go on, from Emerson Prize judgments, Paris Prize Prelim~ inaries, to shoes and sox in the morn- ing. The whole department, excepting the freshmen, attended the Emerson Prize critique given by Mr. Rebori and Mr. Vogelgesang, the guest jur— ors. Each critic gave this analysis 01" the problem and explained why LISCI-IER, BECKMAN, and RAMP Tuesday, January 26, l937 'l'lili STEAM Sillllllil. RICHARD “CALL ME DICK" WINKLER fell asleep in Joe Finne- gan’s class again, but this time the joke was on him. Instead of insti- tuting the usual procedure in the event that somnolescence attacks one of the class, Prof. Finnegan instruct- ed the class to remain very quiet and leave without awakening the sleeping- beauty. Did he feel lone- some when he woke uplll! 1% >11 >1: It wasn’t the fact that Cliff Curs- Edimial Writer ............................ P. A. Reh protection a fundamental document, the cor~ ”S W]. received Mentions, and why some of (an, Md [-1.11 (T1,, 00....) Hgfdrman " . . 'v - v . , . Make-up Assistants ........... R. F. Beardsley, R. Kotal porate charter, whose fundamental provlslons Thai. its use brings min and the Othel‘fi' dldll’t 1111'0 50 well. didnt like Strength class that made “ News Reporters ................ L. Bain, H. J. Bodnar, serve to govern the aCtlons of both president andl degradation; Under the “less and less until lin- them so happy when the one—o’clock E. G. Ciechanowicz, M. Ephraim, A. George, R. I. board Of directors and to protect them through That it bloc-Irons the best of ”I,” all” no loahng" edict, the thren “I" was called off last week. It was just Jailec, J. D. Keane, R. Kotal, C. W. Rob, A. N. . , ’ I ‘ . . , f, , per classes faced the Paris Prize Pre- that it gave them a. chance to 170 down. " _ the Invocation of the power of the courts, againstl ” 4W8: 1. . . . s . d . d . Schreihcr, E. L. Stoll, E. F. Wagner. . , . . That it makes ”a" green about luminary Compellhfln all" “Y. an to the Rlalto. Cub reporters .............................. J. Balai, ravages ‘40 deprive them Of the” establlshed' the gills 80 Sunday was the tlny to sleep oil J.IMormson, J. Pachay, R. Peiry. . crn e , .. - o ers 1 you W1 , o e ‘m e 9. es, an0 I9 chills; a WI; 2 "ImIo Iy n us. om week when asked to explain the ISilverman. ff . the power of the Supreme Court to protect their That it spec/r103 spots before mug]. men n W5," . l . . blonde hair on his coat. In fact, when ‘ Assistant Copy Readers ............... F. D. Ho cit, inalienable rights as defined in the Constitution your 011%: 1th tongue in chcct and piopei A. N. Schrieber, J. F. Sturgeon, T. W. Yeaklc. from exploitation by those who may harbor such That it. mom's you wear your decorum considered we offer favors he tried to think up a good excuse, he gave himself away. He said, “It Cartoonist ............................ R. Kichaven . . Xmas tico' ite quotes: Mr. Mcll, “This is pea- I . . . . _ . Sports Writers ...... Raymond Braun, Calvin Nauman, ambltlons- That, it ””1;ch you wall: in. the nutsll” (You figure it out.) Mr. Mc— figzglgt b“ because She was 3 led David Rodkin, Robert Worcester. ._____ - "" best of circles" Caughev: “Draft it “ill!” Mr. Hoii'- - :1. III .1. Sports Reporters ------ T~ Clark, H- Coyle, R- Liebmann, We Take Leave That it nmtlulaths your tom: to mccstt :“0no is more beautiful than r G. Morris, L. Norkus, C. Swankowski, E. Worces— And so we have come to the end of the trail, subdued WWW; the other.” . . George (Greek God) Tlmdos hm! s13“ _._-, _ _._. __ _._ _ _ where we leave off, but yet others carry on. That i! Ilwlms your tongue fuel “1”” 1“" ””‘i‘lm-V, "W“"Il‘mfwm' *1 ‘01 of fun last Friday night. The I BUSINESS DEPARTMENT With this issue the present staff of the Armour 1in a. file; I’m Iff’”'55I“ I“;”""II:I 1}]th ""‘II 2" 'I was! the story more to us. he was km- Advertising Manager ..................... I Thomas Tech News leaves with you it“. final vestige of 7'1“”, ,‘1 ”minus a ”I”, seem like "I'm“W "”M "' ‘ I. “‘58 "'ZI’W' mg his girl friend: and the folks Circulation Manager .................. C. 0. For-show: accom lishment I ' a mile; """tl‘W 1”“ OS’CVWU’” “’1'le "’9’“ walked lib COOl M A calabash, d v Circulation Assistants ........ R. Erisman, R. S. Kohn, ‘ p ‘ ' I That the drink is ”0,180,,“ rank WO'"- 0530"?“‘1‘3 WW “Wt fif-“Ili ill/fr? George, and Iibhed: “Well, I guess we a“ Throughout the past year it has always been H. P. Kusatzky, B. D. Norinsky, R. K. Smith. . .R. B. Burman, R. A. Winblad Business Assistants . Vo1._xviu.*MJAup‘ARY_ge,I}$3337 - No.12 0n the behalf of the faculty and students of Armour Tech, we express our deep sym— pathy to JOSEPH A. HAASE, senior chemical engineering student on the death of his mother last Wednesday evening. Attention Audience Just when we felt low and decided that in our last words we would have to berate the student body for its conduct at the play last Friday, the an ultimate goal to present to the students a newspaper, which was worthy of the name Ar- mour Tech News and which would present to students as interestingly and completely as pos- I sible news about students and student activities. Through our editorial column we have sought to comment in an unbiased manner on import- ant current topics and have sought to focus stu— I dent attention upon those things related to stu— . dent life and welfare which we felt deserved just criticism and consequent remedial attention. With our new' policy we have attempted to bring to your attention, according to their rela— tive importance, collegiate activities in order that you might be aware of the progress of 3th and oils. The 8111f] is pretty good.’ .1. :l: a. “Ouch" Berger: “Let me off at the next stop, conductor. I thought this was a lunch wagon." til 116 Stranger at crossroads store: “Who’s the close-mouthed follow over there in the corner? He hasn't spok- en a word for the last fifteen min- Another Village Loafer: “IIim'! That’s Jim 'l‘owsley. He ain’t close- mouthodwho’s jess Waitin’ for the storekccper to bring back the spit- .r q. 15¢ ii.” Litw‘in was the lost to succumb. A little bird told me this one: Mama and Papa Robin built a lovely little nest in a tree and the next day Mrs. Robin laid a lovely blue egg and Mr. Robin was very proud. The next day Mrs. Robin laid another lovely blue egg; and so on for three more days. On the next day Mrs. Robin laid a white, brown speckled efrg‘. “How come, how comc.l” said Papa Robin. “on . . . I laid that for a lark.” And so with a hi yo brass (not Silver) Art Gum mounts his pony Pegasus, and flies off to the finals. ART GUM. can rehearse that scene once more tomorrow, before dress rehearsal." a: s a: WE'RE SORRY TO DISAPPOINT SO MANY FELLOWS, BUT THE GOOD LOOKING BLONDE WHO A’I‘TRACTED SO MUCH ATTEN- TION AT THE PLAY LAST FRI— DAY MORNING IS MARRIED. ll: =l‘> il‘» FOUNDz—One pony for German class, written in blue ink on the back of a business card. Owner may have same by applying at the News office. is a m ”Tarzan” Masin is going steady with a Borwyn Beauty. He calls her ‘baby’ and she calls him ‘lovey- l Hall. “So sorry I bumped into you—«l , , ' ' - t t » It takes a mother 20 years to make I I didn’t see VOW” apologized the pO- 1 :“czer 53:“ :21?’ grlIIIZuIK:nfro; I ' A , ‘ e o a man out at her son—and it takes lite fresh. Zazu, the 230 lb. mlte, high school P 5 ‘Baby' is fourth any other w“”':"‘ 20 minutes to make mightily and gurglcd, “Flatterer!” from the oldest. a nap out of him. :I: xix lit ’l. I .i. .. . That fellow is never bored in any “I-lol'u's ,0 Eric, who has been try- Zozu: “1 RWM YOU'VG been 0““ kind of company as long as he‘s there inq to bran/r. into the Shovel all sc- ,‘t curtain went up and the students settled down into an audience of the kind which might grace any play on New York’s Broadway. With the exception of the preliminary tossing of paper airplanes made from the programs, which dis— traction was caused, in part by the inevitable dent activity and perhaps be led to personally participate'in those which attracted your fancy. “Sidelines" has brought to you, clearly and concisely, discussions and reflections on fundar mental political, economic, and social problems occurring both in our own country and the It! fit holding of the curtain until all the students were world-atlarg'e. mtljfifrjfijl’fk'” iellows than I am, l himself” .. a. l 7"”;5’” Y0“ asked for if so here it ‘ seated, the students behaved very commendably. The “steam shovel”, the “slip-stick”, and the N0 answer. lJ k S . I w fond of (Mn, ”8‘ ,. ,I, ,I x. . . . . - . . . . . a. . .. I, as . . .I .. ,. , So, instead of knocking those few students who ‘kaledlosCOIJc’ had 1n their being, the object of Same nitwit:“I say, I guess you’ve 1 Ha p " ‘ l , ‘ . . is wife preferred to eat. been out With worse looking I‘ellowsI But, ems is cuts and wets is wctc than I am, haven’t you?” l She: “I heard you the first timef1 I was just trying to think.” )k 3F :l: introducing just a semblance of humor and hu— man interest with which to brighten a little bit what would otherwise be a dreary day. Whether or not we have accomplished these objectives, we cannot say. You, to whom this paper is addressed, who are our sternest critics The cry, “More business in government, and i and staunchest supporters, are a better judge of less government in business". is not yet so dim that. in our ears as to have been wholly forgotten. Thus, with a heavy heart and 2. feeling of deep couldn’t contain themselves, we now compliment the student body on the excellent way in which they received the commendable elforts of the Armour Players. , E. CHAUNCY “HAM” BERGER \ DOESN‘T GO OUT WITH GIRLS {ANY MORE. WE KNOW WHY. lie—Waiter, there’s a hair in my1 PH]? LASI TIME HE WENT OUT honey. 3WI'IH A GIRL (THE SENIOR ’3 funny but when a girl is look— Waiter—Sorry, sir. It must have‘ E'ROM AT CRAMMAR SCHOOL) ing her best she’s often prepared for come off the comb. l SHE TRIED I‘O KISS I—IIM. the worst. n a. .l l a: in a: m “I: 5,. In mac 1 don‘t get around to it: “Bill” O’Brien is all a—jitter. He ’l‘alkinp; about green things, yester. lalm‘, happy lunrli’ngs wilh [he fiurl/s.‘ just can't wait until the team plays in And mover the twain shall meet. a *- is Business in Government The plan presented by President Roosevelt for; resret at severing those associations which have day I saw a freshman run smack into B"?' ------ lYI’Si‘amL RW‘O‘SS are he“ “am is . . . . . .- l ‘ ‘ n accomplishing the boldest move yet undertaken Tome to mean so much to us, we pass to our suc- 74%“ at the Come" 01 Macmnely EL-‘AY 3 “ml" J“ 31.11.: type' to reorganize the executive department of the cessors, the Armour Tech News and extend to — #“""”"—”—’""#“’ ’ ““"A'fl’ "' II 6 federal government is certainly a direct reply to. them from the bottom of our hearts best wishes that slogan. ' While we will not venture an ODIH-l for their continued success and “God-speed”. paign is to be carried out during- the vacation between the semesters, at which time our new library is to be put into shape for future use. A Splash Pally is planned for the early part of next semester. As a whole, the house has been ap- Fraternity Notes RHO DELTA RHO With the coming of the semester’s end, we find ourselves quite pressed for time, what with finals coming up and the arrangements for our be- tween semesters party to complete. Our pledges, we hope, are hard at work making their paddles for their initiation next semester. On March 6, in order to help re— cuperate from finals, we will have a combination dance and splash party at some downtown hotel. Brothers Miner, Levy, et al., are busy complet- ing the arrangements. PI KAPPA PHI Last week end we had the pleasure of entertaining Brother Annick who is the District Archon of our na- tional organization. If anyone stopped at the house during: the last few evenings, they would note the silence for the fellows are all studying for the finals. An ambitious house cleaning cam- PHI Pl PHI We congratulate Brother Sramek upon the efficient manner in which he managed the boxing tournament. Pledge Caldwell is back with us again, having recovered from his rev cent illness. With regards to the Macomb trip made by the basketball team. we must say that we cert nmv wish Gene “Casanova” Heike and his colleague, Bill “Poppa" O'Brien lots of luck. Several of the house men have been getting letters with the show? upside down lately. Looks like it’s getting serious felows. PHI KAPPA SIGMA The pledges, with the assistance of the social chairman, have been work- ing industriously on the plans and preliminary work for the coming Pledge Dance, to be held Feb. 26. plying itself diligently in bringing work up to date and studying for the final examination. DELTA TAU DELTA With the late arrival of winter we had our last social event of the se~ mester by ,having a toboggan party at Palos Park. A good time was bad by all at this affair which was held last Saturday night. Looking beyond finals, at goodly number of the active members are planning a trek to our chapter at Tulane University and take in the Mardi Gras, which is held at an opportune time, between se- masters. Under the leadership of manager Bacci, the basketball team is getting- in form again on the promise that the tournament IS going to be held soon. Our congratulations to Fred Engel- thaler as he has just been elected treasurer of the chapter for the com— ing year. We hope that he will do the job as well as Don‘ Brissman, the l retiring treasurer has done. not. some and hair reassessed @hcstcriicldt Friday Night blocs?