ARMOUR TECH NEWS Cong/owes at. . t \I By T. H. Walls and F. J. Heldemtclch The ideal University of Utah man wears striped clothes and loud socks, coeds veted. Then, like lightning on t of a clear sky, they picked a con- servative dresser as “most popular man.” “I will positively refuse to allow n nounced Prof. William F. Byron of ecking' in my classes this year," an Northwestern’s sociology department, “until I come to the subject of sex in my lectures.” “And even then,” he added, “only hand-holding will be permitted.” Dr. C. P. Boner, a party along with final examinations. time out for coffee and doughnuts—all on Dr. Boner. tests, students take It is rumored that an adaptation—5c Physics professor at the University of Texas, gives Midway through their three-hour rving black coffee before lectures—— will soon be adopted hero at Armour. Depression years are productive ones for student music composers} George McKay, associate professor o 'ington, believes. f music at the University of Wash- With their minds off the hunt for dollars, they turn to creativcncss in the. form of music, McKay points “In my class in elementary harmo flectionweverything from classical on whether or not the mind is relaxed Stanford University psychologists say—you can teach an old (log new tricks. For age has little to do with learn» ing, and one can learn almost as easily as 50 as at 20. “Yes, I believe that cheating is very prevalent at Miami, but I think that women do most of it," a Miami uni- versity (Oxford, 0.) student tells an inquiring reporter. —— Wc’ll lay you 10 to 1 that that particular student [has himself cheated many times. Fifteen Chinese students buried themselves in the Show a couple of months ago because they couldn‘t get any cooperation from the faculty—— an unusual way to get even with your professor; we’d just use a sub—ma- chine gun. According to alumni office records, 750 Duke University Alumni mar- ried as a result of campus romances. Amherst students once packed a town meeting and voted the erection of a new city hall, to be one foot wide, 100 feet long, and made of glass—Yes, they were seniois look- ing for a job. Antiquazed “band-box” gymna— sium-is are to blame for the mediocre brand of basketball played in New England, says Al McCoy, coach of Northeaotern University, Boston.— Mr. McCoy, needless to say, has nev- er seen Armour’s gym. So he wouldn’t have to listen to “Sweet Adeline" at 3 A. M., President Frederick Arnold Middlehush of the University of Missouri built a week— end cabin 100 miles from the campus. Senior students of Essex, England, are supplied with free bicycles if they live far from school.—Why, of course, the freshmen walk! The three most wonderful words in the world, as described by an Iowa State columnist, are no longer the old standby, “I love you," but “en. closed find check." Yale, Princeton, Harvard, Dart- mouth, McGill, Toronto, Queen’s Uni— versity, and the University of Mon- treal have formed an international hockey ring. Indiana University will probably 'be the first to have its student body ’fimgerprinted and registered by the government officials. The finger— prints will not he placed in the crim- inal files but in the non—criminal ’files, although Dean Edmondson sug- gested that the University require fingerprints identification pur- ports. for The Veterans of Future Wars are gaining strength rapidly, and the National Council at Princeton is add— ing new posts by the dozen. Some of the chapters are going to demand medals by the carloads, bonuses and pensions by the billions, an immediate out. ny," he said. to sorority house music, it “I get all sorts of re— depending ______.._..__————————-~-— _____,__,_~___..—————« bonus march on Washington and that the next war be fought with boxing gloves. The American Legion has filled the press with a storm of pro- tests, saying that the organization is very cynical and rid‘ lin ,_,,,,.,_,.,,Wm ,, , BARONIAL DINENG at the famous Winter Place Tavern in Boston. Theodore Roosevelt, Enrico Caruso, Henry Cabot Lodge-~21“ knew and praised its famous fare. Here Camels reign TUNE ENE ‘ throwing the old bull for all he ’wub’ Poor Bill Schism he’s so healthy! If he could only get the measles or Bill O‘Brien is now making eyes at a South Side redhead. Tsk, tsk, Bill, what would Gladys say if she knew? It it 1: One way to find out who your true friends are, is to try to sell raffle tickets. Ask Chris Conlias; he’s been trying to sell them. an 1‘ 1A BOB YOUNG, wag that he is, put a tiny brasuiere on the female- liguro that ornaments his radiator cap. Heck, Bob, if she's not bashful, why should you be? '6 ‘9 ll: Connosewcr Sodaro says, quote: “I don’t like blondos; they get dirty too quick!" * . . 0 U R PUNNING PHYSICIST, PROF. SPRAGUE, KNOWS HOW TO REMEMBER THE A N O D E FROM THE CATHODE. ”IT’S SIM- l PLE,” HE SAYS, “THE CURRENT l ANTERS HERE”. l it e W i Willy Johnson talked to a strange 1 girl on the phone for fifteen minutes, PROLOMCED mental chn tightens nerves—— clamps down on the flow of the digestive fluids. Camels restore and in- crease this necessary flow ~givc you a cheery “lift." 80 light up a Camel for digestion’s rake! CAMEL CARAVAN WITH WALTER O'KEEFE DEANE JANIS, TED HUSING GLEN GRAY AND THE CASA LOMA ORCHESTRA Tuesday and Thursday—9 Pan. E. , rn . ' . 30 m . . F. M.S.T.. 8:30 p.111. 1 W tar—ave; All C . Columbia N Urge Tam Beta Pi To Contact Local Alumni Organization of an active alumni group of Tau Beta Pi in the Chicago area was urged by Mr. C. H. Spcn~ cer, council-elect of the national or- ganization and alumni representative, who addressed the Armour Chapter in the Tau Beta Pi rooms last Friday morning. He said that the Chicago area, with over one thousand 'l‘ou Beta Pi alum- ni, could form an active group. In his home city, Washington D. C., an alumni group of over four hundred members has been quite active. Mr. Spencer. accompanied by Mr. J. R. Thompson, is touring the coun- try visiting thc chapters and urging organization of active alumni chap» tors. worth, in the belief that he was lulla— im} to his girl friend. Was his physi- ognomy purple? t m The boys in Dutton’s Social Sci— ence 401 passed the hat around for him when he found his pockets empty on the verge of his famous phoncy mazuma stunt. When they saw how much they had collected, however, they kept the money for their own purposes. 591 Be at the 315t street “L" stotilm at 5:00 p. in. any Thursday, if you “Exact Determinations” is D. B. Reyes” Topic Prof. D. B. Keyes will lecture on “The Value to the Industries of the Exact Determination of Chemical and Physical Properties” at the next meeting of the American Society for Testing Materials. The meeting is to be held tomorrow evening at the Chi- cago Engineers Club, 314 Federal Street, 4th floor, at 7:30, and Arm- our mcn are cordially invited. Progress in industrial development necessitates the acquisition of ac- curate data. Dr. Kcyes will present the results of rcccnt work at the Univ varsity of Illinois and discuss specific examples of Several industrial proc- esses, and the type and extent of data necessary for their development and control. He will bring out the dif- ference between the data of random ckpm' t ‘ion on of planned studies designed to appraise the commercial practicability of indus- trial processes. The factors involved are equally applicable to investigau tions of the properties of materials and their standardization. want to see who lF'red Andrewa’ light 0’ love is. Her name is Marion Ed- words and we hear that she’s worth waiting for. r.» mix in It you want some real hot dope, get hold of Velvel’u diary. We hear tell he carries it with him. GERMAN KITCHEN 25c Plate Lunch Changed Daily BOULEVARD CAFE Sandwiched 5c and ll“. ‘ COMPLETE PLATE LUNCH, 20c Changed Daily AMCE RESTAURANT 31W chvworth Ave. Phone Victory 9mm Page Three SiflEhlefS (Continued from page one) would have to cover definite military obligations. Nothing less than this would impress Hitler that his prom- ises were being taken seriously or give France and the central Euro« pean countries a sense of security. Yet this way, though less immediate- ly dangerous than the first or less in- secure than the second has its share of danger and risk. Military pacts are notoriously weak. Such a treaty built on the ruins of another, which the participants could not keep alive, will leave Europe in a state of fev~ erish unrest. The British will ask themselves, “Can we trust the French, seeing- they had hesitated in the halo-Ethiopian affair?" The French, in turn, will ask themselves, “Can we trust the British when their Local-no signature was proved of no value?” The Nazis might re— gard this alliance as a cause for a new adventure just as they used the Franco-Russian treaty as a reason for occupation of the Rhineland. ONE CANNOT suggest how this momentous question should be an- swered, nor can we judge those who have the responsibility of making this momentous decision. We can but hope that they are equipped with the humanness, the wisdom, and the courage to make that decision which is likely to mark a turning point in the history of modern civilization. MOTOR CLUB lNN BANQUETS A SPECIALTY SPACIOUS BALLROOM "We Cater to Students" Moderate Priced—Big- Variety 33rd and Michigan 31m and Michigan gestivc fluids. Modern scientific research, based on Pavlova great work on digestion, defi- suptcme. Nick Stuhl, maitre d’bn‘tcl for over 41 years, says: “Camels have the gift of making food more enjoyable. Camels are the most popular cigarette at the Winter Place Tavern." The nervousness induced by our mod- em life often affects digestion. The mental effort—the physical rushu—the worry and tension-«all slow down the flow of the digestive fluids. Smoking Camels acts to TL’SIDI‘L‘ and increase the natural and necessary flow of the di— Smoking Camels ci Platinum Why to Promote Digestion nitcly confirms the fact that Camels encourage good digestion in this pleasant way. As you enjoy Cnmcl‘u superb mildncss—a mildncss that is never flat or tiresome—«you feel cheered and comforted. And experi- ence a delightful “lift.” Camels set you right! Enjoy them as much as you like. Camels do not tire your taste or frazzlc your nerves. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company Winston-Salons. N. C. 4 y! r» r /' »- r4 fifilfiNTlFBC EVIDENCE shows that smoking a Camel, both with and without the accompanimcnt of food, re- stores and increases the nat- ural secretion ofthc digestive fluids. The importance of this extra secretion in facilitat- ing good digestion is a mat- ter of common knowledge. {READY 1'0 “BAIL OUT." Miss Uva Kimmey, daring parachute jumper, Welcomes Camcl’s aid to digestion. "I smoke Camels for digcsdon‘s sake,” says Miss Kim- mey. "They encourage digestion in a pleasant way."