Student Opinion ‘ Employment at Armour What is the prime requisite for a student to have in order to obtain employment at the Institute? Must he be a debtor in the sense that he cannot pay or that he finds it more ‘ a not to? From all ap- Too many of our dear readers (such irony; there are only two) had noticed the change in the last edition of this post, and we have been asked (by the same two readers) to me plain. But there is nothing to it; just that the collaborative writers (we won’t mention their names) had 2). few things to say. Well, they said it. Whoops! Did you see who just passed wearing a beret? It was none other than THA TCHER EDWIN MOSELY, the gent from Missouri, who hm; forsaken the customary green pot for a, black beret. Incident- ally, the wearing of the green is once more compulsory and, we understand, the upper clussmcn will strictly cw force said custom, especially in and about the department. The Arx are a strange lot, out more noticeable are those Arx who have athletic aspirations. Three of our men Charlie SALETTA, Hank LOHMILLER and Wally LITWIN had high hopes of becoming promi- nent on Coach KRAFFT’S baseball team but said high hopes went up in smoke when they were “scratched” from the squad. There is nothing left for Charlie, since even “KITTY” is no longer at the “Greasy Spoon” and now Charlie will not stay down nights any more. Bill CONC‘OLINO another athlete, is having a little dif- ficulty in finishing last summer’s Summer Problem for he is still work- ing on it and has hopes for complet- ing it for this summer. We mentioned some time ago that some dupes are nlwnys thinking up new ways to out classes. blow the sophomore-cu have discovered that Ted HOFMEESTER locks the door of the lecture- room once hin claim in . finch hwfi loos hotel 0F RICH, RlPfiuBDDlED TOBACCO uu pearances the evident conclusion is that if a man does clear his bill at the beginning of the semester, lie is automatically ineligible to receive any assistance from the Institute by way of work. Numerous discussions have taken place among the student body and it is generally felt that if some pre- sentation of the necessary conditions for employment were set forth, a bet— er feeling between the student and the treasurer’s office would result. At the present time, the writers of this letter are not in such a posi- tion that they would need any help from the Institute to complete their education. However, several cases of unfortunate students, who had sought help, have come to their at- tention. We realize that the admin- istrution cannot fully comprehend the conditions under which a stu- dent is endeuvoring to obtain his college education. This is ap- parent to the student because of his closer contact with his class“ mates. We can also realize that the ad- ministration does its best to be fair W Hiatory of Architecture has begun. All they have to do is come late and find themoclven locked out. And so, no claim for them. Hank LOHMILLER tells this one about Mr. SEEGRIST, who couldn’t get a “peep” from his car battery, and so Bank says, “Maybe it was an ‘crg'" and “Yes and no but don‘t quote me.” Well boys, the drinks are on Bob BECKER, who, according to the jun« iors, is about ready to hand out cheap cigars and receive congratula- tions. C’mon Bob forget your mod~ esty and ’fess up. TOM TAX. ‘1 “yam...” ’l‘lrlli STEAM SHOWN. “Julie" Ju‘ochinnky is going around mumbling to himself like a man in a trance. When it rains, it pours! Last week Ada Leonard came to town and this week it’s Mary Sunde. ii is *8 S. OSRI is in bad with his girl friend. Her father objects to Stan’s habit of taking the morning paper oil‘ the porch when he leaves. 13 Osri- “gusted” or isn’t he? a: 41 A Certain HOWXE DOWNING in— sists that his affair with Midge is too, too sacred to be hinted at in the Slip. stick. You wanted it in the Steam Shovel so here it is. 1.! Ill: ’1 Julie Krumbein insists that if his W in its distribution of positions to the student body. Neverthelesg if a man were to pay his full tuition at the be- ginning of the semester, that would be no indication that he is financially able to meet his living expenses, etc., during the ensuing term. There are also students who receive a steady income during the year which allows them easily to pay their tuition, not in a lump sum, but in installments, which apparently makes them eligible for student employment. Can we hear other opinions on this subject? Juniors. Corrections to End Corrections I am sincerely indebted, as are all interested parties, to Mr. Yeuklc for his information concerning the “Ele- gy.” However, if he will rc~rcad my article, he will find I gave no “cock- eyed" authority. for no authority was given at all. I stated. “to my knowledge," the verses were hereto» fore unpublished, which was quite correct. Unfortunately, perhaps. 1 am not as erudite as Mr. Youkle who deems a familiarity with the “Elegy” presupposes a knowledge of the “un- published” verses. Monte MuoConncll. Nil)" ARM-OUR- TECH NEWS gal Regina is ever mentioned in this- column he'll commit murder. Jakeli @WHER QAWQEDMSES is quite right, it would be cowardly Page 'E‘lu’ee SEDEhENESW to drag that fair maid's cognomen through this dirt list. Of course Re~ Elna won’t be mentioned. It isn’t to touch women to buy clothes. Fly- fair to Regina: who, by the WEY' £5083 ing courses for homing pigeons will to Normal and waits for Jake on the! $110,113, be available. 3lst street “L" platform every day. Our idea of unnecessities of life is a school recently opened in London Forly nludcnls were suopcnolcd After seeing the jum'm- 523x} do" 1 from the university of North Cur- ing homework, we know what is- olma for being members of an organ- meant by tho oo—operutiyc course. iced shouting ring ....... We aren't quite organized yet, but give us time. Do any of the rest of you feel ready for a vacation! xi: 9.: :1: ‘l‘ lit H‘- While Prof. "Jim" Potter was lec- turing- in Cale class, Steve Finncgam and Bob Loeck were playing catch with an old indoor baseball when- ever the professor’s back was tum ed. That’s a good way to learn cal- culus. ‘ A U. of Texas co~cd has decided the depression’s over. She was named co-benel‘iciary 01' a million dollar-I estate. .....und make a good guess as to who the next Texas prom queen _ will he! BOB WINBLAD knocked over a —— policeman the other day while dl'lV- A course in etiquette offered by “ILL Of course it wasn‘t his “WW Muhlenberg College, Allentown, Pm. 01‘ 50 he says. has attracted 298 students. who o c an On behalf of the Armour Tech News, the “Steam Shovel” wishes to thank the Campus Club for the dc- licious i‘epast enjoyed by late work- ing members of the stall who, being neighbors, were invited to participate in the feed {given at the club’s smoker last Friday night. The “quarter system” has been found more advantageous than the semester system at Ohio State Uni versity, according to an extensive study made by 11 members of the Ohio State faculty. Under this plan, the school year is divided into four quarters, including the summer term- “ a V5 ‘lncidentally this carries with it an extra midyterm vacation. By the way, one of the members,‘ . we promised not to tell who, inhaled sixteen ice cream cups, and it wasn’t on a bet either. A coed been: It cow at chewing, l according to the Duily Car " (Al, elu- dcnt newspaper at the University of l'Vioconsin. The average chewing spccd for cocdo who found to be 73 chews per minute, while the cows in tell who he is. If any better offers ”“5 “all" (WWW “”377de 64- The are received, well, might consider the ' (“’6‘"er "7’ ' (i n d ' down diutuncc offer. How about it, E. J"? through. which a girl’s jaw money is approximately 0.47 inches; for a man 0.55 inches,- and for a cow, nearly 2.2 inches. In two hours and a. half, which is the average life of u wad In v.4 s- Thc Sloam Shovel is receiving blackmail money from Zozu, not to c is it Last Friday was Armour day at the Riulto. Among those that Were recognized by our spy, are Savi— of gum, a girl's jaw will more din, Smutann, Schuman, Priesmeycr, through a distance of 860 foot, u Dollenmaicr, Hebensztreit, and Chel- man’s 1,010, and u cow's 3,520 feel. The total distance for all the on. "3 ....I from page one) ties. Furthermore, their actions are in most cases. legal, since they have the right of subpoena, which right would be invoked at a later time, anyhow, if the subject of in— vestigation were. brought before some other tribunal. DISEEGARDING LEGAL points, it seems logical to justify investiga‘ tions in general on the basis of the past and to justify the present in- stance on the grounds of merit. Testimonials of past investigation committee benefits to the public are to be found in “The Teapot Dome Case," “The Continental Trading Company investigation,” “The Power Utilities investigation," and others, IN THE PRESEN'I‘ instance , .when it is known that Congress was swamped three times in succession ‘ (early in 1935) with telegrams ad- vocating, legislative action, with negligible opposition response, and when it is remembered how slowly public opinion becomes action, is it not logical to assume that there is “a nigger in the woodpilc" and, con- sequently, to take a look at the find- ‘ings of Senator Black's tion'l" “Inquisi— _____._..._._ ._ (lento ut the university for a your is 16,800 milos or over half-way around the world. In the, opinion of the freshman class at Princeton university, things to be desired at college are music with dinner, metals without scrambled eggs, larger cream pitchers at all timeli, the addition of coeds, and the abolition of classes. 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