ARMOUR TECH NEWS Fundamentals That Win Baseball ‘ flames Told by Kriaffi‘ at Meeting Page Four Wednesday, March 25, I936 Soft Ball Tourney To Be Launched Soon Mel/’3 Elana ”To South Sliders With the advent of spring, the With the first game of the seasonl gets it, for time is. valuable; but the third Tech soft ball tourney will After Winning four events in a only three weeks away, Tech‘s base- toss to the base must be straight and be underway. This tourney, a1~ row the swimming team sufl’ered its ball squad met for another headwork true and the speedlwith which it is though only recently inaugurated, most heartbreaking defeat of the sea- session last Thursday with Coach Krai‘ft. Speaking before a turnout of over fifty men. Krai’ft advised the aspirants on ball playing- and an— swered their queries about rules and tight situations. Starting with the defense, some general rules were laid down for keeping a step ahead of the oppo— nents. If the score is close, with no men out and a man on first base, there is almost a surety of a bunt. When this situation is present the first and third basemen run in on every pitch to get the hunt while the second baseman covers first and the shortstop covers second. “Play to get the batter" is the rule here. If there are none out and a player is on second base, the third baseman must hold back to guard his bag and only goes in for the ball if it is hit to: ward him, while the pitcher and first baseman come in on each pitch. 11' the catcher plays a bunt he is to use his judgment as to the man to get. has prove“ one of the most popular of intramural events. Intramural manager Ruppert will have complete charge in making rules, schedules and equipment. Teams may enter from each department of each class. Since the freshmen are not divided into departments, they may enter four teams of ten men each. Entries are to be in by March 27. They must include the names of the players, the captain, and when the team can play. The finals will be run off during vll.1« nior Week. The tournament was won last year by the junior chemicals who will again put a strong team into the field. After nosing; out the senior-.0 8-»5, they went ahead and defeated the fresh team 6-3 for an exciting finish. thrown depends onu'how far it is to the base. ' , ‘ However, you “can‘t win a game without base hits" the men were told. The best defense team in any league can be beaten if they have no hitters to make themselves a score. The lead- ofl‘ man should not strike at the first ball but should let the pitcher display his stuiT and do all the work. How— evor, if he is 3). good hitter he should take the second good ball, having let a strike go by him, «but if a little weak he should try to work the pitcher into a three and two count. Any succeeding batter should take ‘a healthy cut at the first good ball when a man is on base and try to get him around. Bose-running ls Discussed When the base coach Signals a bunt—anda‘un play the mail on base streaks away on the pitch and the batter has to bunt. The hit-and--run play is similar: upon receiving the signal the runner starts on the pitch son when South Side Junior College won the last race to take the meet. 38—96. South side’s first man in the 160 yard relay opened up a short lead and the rest of the team held it to give the victors first blood. In the breast stroke, however, Knaus and Svagdis came through to cop first and second and send Armour into an early lead. Qmowes J; [a], T. H. Walls and F. .1. l'lcidcnrbich Here’s one from the Purdue ExponentAan cxerpi From a letter written home by a fresh co—ed. “—-and I’m gaining weight too, in spite of that awful dorm food they serve here. I weigh 120 stripped, only I’m not sure whether the scales in front of the drug store are right or not.” Relay Decides Meet 'l‘hill win was nullified, however, when the visitorr' sprinters took the next race, the 40 yard free style. The Techawks then set about whittlinc’ away South Sidc’o load. Duerrstein, Dodge, and Winblad, in the order named, won the 100 yard back stroke, the 220 yard free style, and the 100 yard free style, respectively, to bring Armour to within one point of the visitors’ total. Mankc did a beautiful job of fancy diving to win the event and give Ar— Thc students at Princeton have an organization of Veterans of Future Wars. They plan to march on Washington to demand $1,000 cash bonus discounted from 1965 to the present; so that they can enjoy spending it. Along that same line, Vassar students have formed a Gold Star Mothers of Veterans of Future Wars. (I supp08e “association” belongs in there some place.) They want to get their trips abroad now so that they can see the resting: place of their sons before the country is all wantorn. ing classes, explaining that the ladies disturbed the equilibrium of the cadets learning to dance. . . . (They Armour Wrestlers Enter Audmll. Now an old killjoy at Oklahoma says college students should not in- Meet In the med- dulgc in kissinlr, because it is a sure way to spread trench mouth. He re- ports that the number of cases treated at the school clinic always mounts to a hig'h during the spring months. do use such technical terms in the army.) Coeds of Syracuse University who are on the cheering squad are com- Hitting Wins a Game while the batter strikes at whatever is served up to him and lays it along the ground. On the sacrifice play the With the wrestling season now a Continuing, Mr. Kraii't spoke about the double—play. If men are on first and second, or first, and third, and butter is the bait and gets the team on the field to put him out while ud~ thing of the past, the “film’s fine showing prompted Coach Weissman to enter six 01' his men in the Ceil- mour a one point lead. ley relay, however, the combination of Van Alstyne, Shervis, and Andal— mnn was too fast for the Techawks and Sleuth Side nosed out Armour for the victory. vancing his teammate another base. To conclude his lecture the coach talked on bulking, as when the pit- cher tries to pick a man off first or the catcher tries to get a man on one base by pretending to throw it to the game is still young, it is best to play back and get in a double-ploy; but if the game is in its last innings where every run counts the defense should-play up as close as possible to tral A. A. U. tournament. First, second, and third place winners in this meet are eligible to try for places on the Olympic wrestling team which is to compete in Germany this plaining of stiff backs. strenuous practice—so they soy—is the cause of their ailment. Summaries lilll yfll‘d rflllly Wu South Sirle (Vain n by Alidyno, O'Connel, Zuksun, Edflcombl. 'l'imc . .2 Annapolis expects an increased en. Legislation now pending in Congress would allow each can- rollment. loo yin-ll llyflnul strokorrWun by Knlius (Al. i ‘grcssman five instead of four ap‘ Svuuilin (A) second; Plotrozuk {5.5.) th rd. 1.. , .4 ‘ Thor, is no :61: on who u ive )1; the man 'it home and save the , , . ,. Ime- .17 . paintmenls. L {I ‘3 011 g gt ‘_ some other basz. H , m-l st'a ‘cl summel. Dunne, Kicml, Poppa, m n, ml, 2|Munwun by “km (3.5.). d d - h t - . ~ Al d ubl l the L 9 ‘15 ” ”55" . __ more soun a Vice on ow o iun a scole. ways in a o , e-p ay the ten rules to pitchers and catchers Patterson, Sumner, um, Tullgl'en IAIqulmnI. (3.52.0 second); Ruekbcrg 4m ,, . . . , . . . . ... ~ '. ' . g ‘ ' . . . . HN- "imev .. lhe heavy migration of foreign "“Wfil’ape‘ ”‘4“ ”it 1mm" who has man “Emmi: Ill“? bill has to 1:058 hm on the various balls ,0 serve up to were entered and in spite oi the iact iooAynnIlI buck utrukc Won by Dummy. . . .- . . . - - ‘ " " ’ ' . . . . -. ... - ' <' students, even Americans, to Italy nLVLl woxkul on om. [lam t e position 9 is m w on e the batter that some ol these men w,“ bc iorccd lhii-il esg.iiI;:I(IsI.S,I)I sLLond, Wall (3.9,. , .. .. ~ .- ' . “'m' —‘ d‘ """"" ’ ‘, . . g . . . .. 2: d . has ban moikcdly lncluisrng‘ in the Last Friday a practice was again to give Weight advantages due to tip zlnufigam “(552,? second: ‘Zflltjfl‘llglgL (Sig; past few yearn and 15 BV'del‘C‘e 0‘ held in the fifth floor gym and if rearrangement oi" the clafiscn, it Is lhlml. Time-"2:5 .4. the "0’;ng that is beinv made in i , b l' d h , ”I y: ,I -h llll) yuriI l'rcc ulyiszuu by Winbliul (A). l . ', .. . * la the weather turns warm enough, Ll’llt‘v 919V“ 14 “L “CV3” “W a L 3““ (lilcmnhIIISSJ llccuud; lunuwnki [3.54 educational midwife. :hcrc. . . . . . week may see all outdoor session fbl' oi “WWW 0“" on L0!" SChm”“’ was r‘flllr'lliivllll? ‘1:°.i‘°ily Mnukc 1A). LAUGHTER is a characteristic of man. Many generalities have been the team: not entered because he wus not able 180 mu medley ”my; Won by South side Here are a few tongue twistei'S. uttered in attempts to delineate the homo sermons, but, as has been said, , L0 fight in his weight class. no. Shervns. Andnlmum. Time to remind the freshmen of the I. Q. “No generality is true, not even this one". Nevertheless, this definition no little time and effort to recover said AI'X from the ever alluring arms of Morpheus. Mac, our pa] (7), finally remem- bered the Junior Class long enough to include in his personal effects one small red notebook from which said Juniors were able to get the telephone number of that certain younl.r artiuts’ model with the two bull dogs, is as true as Plato’a. Plato set forth the proposition that “Man is a bipod without feathers". Diogenes presented a plucked chicken. “This is Pluto’s Man", he said. Laughter has been observed by everyone, but not even professional comedians, who make a study of the reaction of the human animal to the Visible, can predict the exact effect upon the audience. There are several distinct motives of laughter. Among them we find the physical, including tickling, hysteria, and even some kinds of acute pain. The mental causes include a feeling of power or self ‘ Sometimes incongruitics are the basis of What is laughable. Degradation of some person or interest possessing dignity is a frequent. exciter of test, from the Montana Exponent: ilenorificabililudinatibuu lnarlthiopomorphosability llispi'opol'tionalncsscs lncontrophisaliility Histomoyshologically Intcrdillcrcntizltion Supei'scnsitivcnmscs Judgments in the past week netted the following outstanding results. CONCOLINO and I-IRACHOVSKY received a first mention apiece on their Church Problem. And to top things off ROSEN, that illustrious P. (L, received a mention in New llypcrsensitiveilcsses A certain member of the female . and don‘t ask us what they mean, either. species. is hereby being warned that a sinking excursion in in the offing ”Calling all care, calling all cars, _.__m laughter. This includes the “sublime to the ridiculous", form of humor, _ 3', Such ,3, the cryptic mnsmgc if she fails to abide by that age-old York on his! Rome Collaborative Prize Gl”!l,l(ll Jim Farley has ummmu-cd as in POPU‘ that is polluting the (14'7- waves these rule concerning the Life Class. Also, Dl‘OJet. (hot the Lilm'ly Bull will lie the Herc than great Amw, whom three I‘“ days in (m attempt, by his parents, when: is the green cap? ”a“ symbol of ”11‘ coming Dcmocmlic realms obey lAway, thou Jiml barn cat! to locale that mllmow'n quantity TOM 7 In the absence (mental) of Tom "DWWWllWL T110 L‘lbw'lll 13¢”. ‘0 "0’ “03‘ sometimes counsel ”I“: ("id Th0“ meanest naught to mc. TAX, The whole mess started when Too much night—life, or cl‘larctte, Tux, this, the last outpost of civiliza- tion, was written by the ”Three Chai'etlecrs,” more commonly known as, (the same difference), finally caught up with Sophomore Lador. At the height‘ oi Mr. Shaw’l-l' Thurs ay afternoon lecture, it took Pro‘l' Sutcr wmelimrs (co. sold 5 'iblilcr failed to return home after an evening of cclrbralion with several of lltc Junior Arr. He just couldn’t lalcc it. [roe-ll, your ’l’n,(‘l1l()l']/, is a lich (7)11?an ml. And yet, thou needst not fly so soon, Thy charm is void, 1 Imam til/y mule. Thou camel not work me harm. Bill om thou stay/col, icmplrcss queen, Cool mil thine eyes on mine, But look another wry . The forgoing are causes of laugh- ter. All our emotions, our reactions, our actions, have a definite purpose. The physical reasons for laughter might think, according to have not been mentioned. A very speaker at Hunter College. logical explanation is that given by “This tragic in its implication," he Crile, in his Origin mid Nature of wid‘ “i" is as eloquent 0f woxld the Emotions. In brief, the Sillnmfl: wcnlinc as the bittercst cry of the tion of his theory as we remember THE UNHOLY THREE. The still popular expression, “Oh Yeah?” is not as inconsequential as: v i’h—d’fl—Wm __7_,_ illH‘ a Thy slender form yields to the much. Thou what no coil :10! . Come closer still, all heaven’s: light! disillusioned Ecclesiastes down to it after several years, is as follows: 0h white hat fiery molten lips! llrcisel- and Lewis. It bristles with When a state of emotional tension is Thy spell is cast, I'm lost! challenge." built up. various internal secretions E. E. ’33- And those of us who have to listen lappear in the body, similar to those * " l‘ i“ ll‘ ' ' 'We bl‘lsfle “’0‘ lwhich are secreted under the stim- 12—}! VQM fiflN’I? finfigfi ”#- ulus of fear. Normally, these secre- A University of Washington prol‘ tions spur the body to exceptional was, observed sitting on the steps of activity, and it is a known fact that a building while his class sweatcd under the stimulus of same guvong out an exam inside. “Won’t the stu- emotion as fear and anger, it will dents cheat?” inquired a restless col- accomplish otherwise impossible league. Said the meL’ 01‘: “Let feats. However, when the state of them, I turned in ”mi" grades 5'9““ emotional stress does not culminate “‘HlaY-H in action, as in the cases which in- '—‘_ duce laughter, the secretions pro- Now it comes to light that the cx‘ duce harmful effects on the system planation that spring: fever was unless consumed. Hence we laugh, causcd by the mental effect that and in the strenuous exercise which green grass and Warm weather had follows, (laughter sometimes even 0" a person after passing through 3 produces exhaustion) we utilize these cold, dreary winter, is all wet. Now» glandular products, thus preventing adays doctors propose the explana— the mentioned in efiects, tion that the body is geared up to This theory can be extended to product- 31 great deal ”f heat dur- cover nearly all cases of laughter, {Hg ‘hf‘ WiIm‘er and ‘5 unable to ad but it is only an ultvmpt lit explanar Just itself when wal m weather tion norm-s. The excess heat causes llir. ' , lackudnisical feeling known as sprinl Illaughter, m spite .01, all efforts to fever. According to this theory, the ‘7‘“ 19 down, remains an cluswe, recent winter should produce some lntanglhle,Iw11l 0’ the WXSp' 1}: ls chronic cases with resultant drastic larItoo delicate a thing to submit to effects. rigid laws. We can merely guess. it’ll ,y/ me ‘culmnw our” menus in n. mow- f aunnme 3V Afldilfil’i'l’lmfi “illilfi @WWERE Smoke 20 fragrant pipei’uls of Prince Albert. If you don’t find it the mellowcot, tastiest pipe tobacco you ever smoked. return the pocket tin with the rest of the tobacco in it to us at any time within a month from this ante, and we will refund full purchase price, plus postage. (Signed) R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., Win- gton-Sclem, North Carolina. MiESHMEN~ (Confimwd from page 1) contrast to the usual pl'occedurc,‘, places outside activities as the im-l portant element of school life. Since the freshman-sophomore rush is the most important feature as far as freshmen are concelned, Martin de- scribed the procedure of this cvcntu It is held in Ogden Field and lastsl ten minutes during which time the two groups attempt to place as many as possible of the bags lined up in the middle of the field before the start of the rush, into their respec~1 tive goals. He suggested that rush leaders be elected soon, so thatl plans for the rush could advance as} rapidly as possible. l He mentioned other features of, Junior Week, namely, inter—class‘l baseball and track, intelufratcrnity athletics, and inter-departmental games, to be held on various days} during the week; open house night l l l ' , ' ,S ' 1,. , , ' ., , , ‘ ‘1’” ‘I I l . ll! l l “And slow burning,” adds Porter McKeever, ’38, “means a nice cake in the bowl. Prince Albert is smooth, mild, and flavory.” . . . I l a => *- to be held on Monday; concert which , . /l HUI'I‘l ult‘u m Illlc jorni of fllmlc l VAMPIRE Will feature the Glee Club, orches—I THE QFFER lllo‘lll'ul’tl‘u has gamed [ls way mlo 0,, Dunghlm‘ of Salon, get thee tra, and inter—fraternity sing"; and on , (luv University of Michigan. If llw student flu’fllcs out in a regular term, (he company has to see him through summer school ..... and if he flmilcs summer .s lUOl they give him up us '1 bad ”slit. Friday which will he circus (lay, the‘ CQNVlNGEB class rush, the inter—fraternity‘ , pageant, and, in the evening, llc‘ ' Junior Formal. In closing, he advised the fellowsl against rough tactics at the wrong! time during this week. Following: this he answered several questions asked of him by members of the 1 group. 1 “f 5% pipefuls as fragrant tobacco in every 2~o:. {in of Prince Albert hence! I like not thy sinister smile, thy Eben looks, thy ("Nil glance. A’Ultlnlf, Circe, foul witch! I fear thy very sight. James Coit, 333., ‘38, says: "I’ve never smoked anything as mellowas RA,” “That first tin of Prince Albert sold niej’says Paul Mac Cutcbeon, Jr.. ’36. . ‘_ I Scarlet lips, bill pin-h block lzca’rt Head officers at West Paint barred thou hast. young; Women instructors from the Fair to look upon, still not so fair Mllltw'y academy's compo. ry (lane-I When all thy wiles are known. a "Egg,” flm , AW W