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With the close of what may be
called a “marginal” season of satis-
fying victories and close losses, the
Techawk baskctcers can relax to the
tune of a job well done. Before re.-
tiring, however, the squad has first
solved the question of letters and
appointments.

The squad will be captained next
year by Gene Heike, the hero of
many Tech battles for the past three
years. David For-berg has been
named manager for the future sea—
son, advancing from the position of
assistant manager and filling the
vacancy left by William Bill.

The Techawks will feel their
greatest loss in co-captains Roland
Warner and Harry Dollenmaier.
Both ”Pop” and “Dolly” have been
the essence of the guarding factions
on Armour's floor
for their entire
four years, earn-
ing four major let-
ters apiece during
that time. Warner
was a hardwood
product of the
Englcwood “Y”
and had a strong
career in tourna-
ment exploits of R°limd warm”
that team. Dollenmaicr began his
playing with the Libertyville High
school team and played both base~
ball and basketball at Armour for
some time.

 

Six major letters
and three minors
will be awarded.
Those receiving
majors are Heikc,
Warner, Merz, Dol»
lenmaier, O’Brien.
and manager Bill.
Minors will he
presented to
Shukes, O’Connell,
and Wagner.

Gene Heike, newly elected captain
has been an invaluable forward on
the regular quintet all through his
three years at Armour. Geno first
began his basketball experience in
high school competition with the
Parker High team. Coming to Tech
in ’33, he made the regulars that fall
and played consistently through 48

 

 

 

 

 

H. R. Dollcnmaier

games, attaining
an average of 10
points per game.
As a freshman he ‘
stole scoring hon-

ors from every—
body else on the
team by taking

to t al of 5911. Eugene A. Heike
While a sophomore be increased his
record to 182 points, three less than
this year’s total.

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ince. The danger was made very
clear by a Japanese spokesman in a
recent threat that “Japanese and
Manchukuoan troops in this territory
could easily put a hostile army with-
in striking distance of a long sec-
tion of the Trans-Siberian Railway.
In addition to these positive signs of
danger, the Japanese have built in
the last year, 745 miles of railroad
in Manchokuo that lead to strategic
points along the frontier.

 

INNER CIRCLES in the Chinese
government are dismayed over the
present situation in Tokyo but are
heartened when considering the dis
bani: future. “Looking far ahead, we
can see this marks the beginning of
the end for Japan,” said a Chinese
citizen. “In order to save face, all
elements must now concede the lead—
ership of the Japanese army, which
means that the military factions will
hopelessly embroil the empire. The
army is certain to ignore the funda-
mental principles of sound finance as
well as over-reach itself territorially
and will bring ruin upon the Japan-
ese nation.”

IF THE NEW militaristic govern-
ment gains complete control and is
allowed to expand itself unchecked,
relations between Japan, China, Rus—
sia, and Great Britain may soon
reach a bursting point and destroy
world peace.

 

 

It is very rare that there is some-
thing wrong with this column, some-
thing omitted, misquotcd or incor-
rect. Therefore, we are very unhap—
py to note that our recent dictionary
of Am: terms was incomplete. It was
called to our attention by the wwiw
stay of the Senior Department, Joe
BAGNUOLO, and the only way to
bring it to your attention is by re-
poating Joe’s words of wisdom, “A
solo is something you turn over and
rub.” And by this, you are supposed
to know what a “calc” is, and how
it is used. Maybe.

Recently Mr. HOFMEESTER’S
class in modeling was given as a
projet, A Mask for a Dancer. How-
ever, the real problem, for Art
SCHREIBER at least, was to ascer-
tain whether the time allowed for
the projct was three weeks or three
days. Art still insists that it was
three days, for we have modeling
once every week. At any rate it
seems that the highest award went
to Morris BECKMAN, who received
a First Mention. Vic CHIAPPE and
“Sophisticated Lady” LISCHER,
each received a Mention commended.

Charlie SA LETTA, the boy who can—
not pronounce the “g” in the word
“length”, and although. he tries, his
most heroic cflorts can only produce
a word that sounds like “lent”. To
get back to the story, Charlie racont-
ly applied for N.Y.A. work and spot:-
ifiod coming work. The, reason was
supplied by his classmate Ed
SCHMALTZ, who explained that
Charlie wanted to work comings just
so he could go to the “Club” for din-
ner and talk to “KITTY”.

TOM TAX.

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

fillihli SAMPIUSES

From the Daily Illini we find:
“Courtship consists of a man chasing
a woman until she catches him."

 

Twenty-one professors and other
experts have condemned the Town-
send Plan as a delusion. Nothing for
us to live for now.

 

Colgate, a recent visitor reports,
preserves the memory of the team
which was not invxted to the Rose
Bowl after a great record and pre-
serves also the famous words of Andy
Kerr on that occasion. Attached to a
picture of the great 1934 team in
Colgate Inn there is a sign reading,
”Undefeated, Untied, Unscored Upon,
Uninvited.”

 

Beginning in June, Yale engineer
ing graduates will receive a bachelor
of engineering instead of a bachelor
of science degree.

Amherst students will he allowed
unlimited cuts in the future. We said
Amherst, not Armour!

 

A new course in marriage at Syra-
cuse University will enroll 130 at!»
dents this semester, with 415 more on
the waiting list.

 

Stanford University regulations
keep the nearest bar five miles from
student beer-drinkers.

 

“Women with vulgar and uncouth-
sounding voices are most likely to
succeed as radio speakers," says
Harvard’s Dr. Gordon Allport and
Dr. Hadley Cantril of Columbia.

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SPACIOUS BALLROOM I
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Moderate Prices—Big Variety
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FEW/HE work of Bell Telephone Laboratories might
well he called "assets in the making." It deals with
many problems whose solution will be of great future

value to telephone users.

The truth of this statement is indicated by improve-
ments already developed and now in daily use. The
convenient handset telephone, the dial system, new
magnetic alloys, overseas and chip-to-shore radio telem
phony are just a few examples.

Today more than 4000 men and women are carrying
on this work to make tomorrow’s telephone service

still better.

paints, cull

 

Why not telephone home at least once
each week? For lowest rates to most

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