Tuesday, February 25, I936 ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three Width; EAMFUSES “Instructors talk too much, regu- late too much, and are too suspicions of studc7tts"—~says Dr. L. P. Steig, president of the University of Wash- ington. German chemists are Working day and night to devise substitutes that will help relieve the alarming short- age of varnish, cotton, and wool.. .. That wool shortage is certainly to bc decried. Nothing left to pull over people’s eyes. Oregon Tech, a school with a large enrollment of engineers, has perhaps the worst working system of bells and clocks of any school in the state. Armour will vouch for the fact that they don’t lead from the national standpoint. And we’d like to take this oppor- tunity to welcome Oregon Tech as the latest addition to the Armour exchangewGreetinx l From Indiana University comes the definition of a “brain truster.” It seems that he’s a college educated man who experiments with a rugged individualist’s money. A. B. De Gree is the name of a Williston, N. D. man. It's not a myth. According to physical education department sta- tistics from several universities, the average freshman gets lighter and shorter every year. Pk. D.’8 are almost certain job- tickzts today, lip/gs Northwestern University’s placement bureau, with a starting salary u/veraginy $200 monthly. We don’t like to make crow/ca, but. . . . | LA TE SPOR T5 | I In the finale of the season, the1 Tech cagers lost to Carroll College of Waukesha, Wisconsin by a score of 42—31. This brings the grand total for the season to eight wins and seven losses. An M. l. '1‘. ch 1 we! are cl was routed recently when someone tossed a regulation army tear-gas bomb into the room. mi A Woodbury college co-ed who has the use of only one hand, is two weeks ahead of other students in a typing class. The United States at present loads the world in scientific research, according to Arthur H. Compton, 1927 Nobel Prize winner. The faculty of Syracuse university are advocating the abolishmcnt of all sororities. The health of the girls, they say, is greatly endangered be- cause of the strenuous rushing pro- grams of the groups. Quick, Jeeves, the smelling salts. Fifty-seven agricultural college students of the University of Georgia are living in barns and a canning plant. That ought to show the profs that they’re really interested in their work. An age of a. hundred years is not so surprising. My grandpop would have been 107 if he hadn’t died 28 years ago. Mulligan received a phone call from his friend MacGulch.'Said Mac- Gulch, "Is it true that Bill was over at your place last night and that he was loaded?" “Loaded? He was out like a light.” “The pig. By the Way, was I there last night?” Fresheners Cagers Win Three Games In spite of irregular practice ses- sions throughout the season, the freshman basketball squad has comr plcted the season with a. record of three wins and one loss. The loss was suffered early in the season at the hands of Lewis Institute, while two games with Chicago Christian College netted as many victories and Salem Lutheran Church netted the third. . Salem Players Experienced In the Salem Lutheran game the frosh played against older and more experienced men who composed a team that was leading its church league. The score stood at 5538 when the final whistle sounded, and Henrik‘ sen lead the scoring with 13 points. This was the last game played by the team under the able direction of Coach Pflum who is now school~ ing at Pensacola, Florida. Fresh East Chicago Christian The first encounter with Chicago Christian was on February 10. and the up-and-coming Frosh downed their opponents by a score of 45.12, A return game on Chicago’s home floor resulted in another win. Having completed a successful season, the members of the squad are looking forward to next year when they will be given a chance to play on the varsity. «TECH CAfiE TEAM Wl’NS FRGM LAKE FOREST CGLLEGE Defeating Lake Forest 32 to 28 last Wednesday, the Teckhawk bask- ct-shootcrs revenged a licking suf— fered earlier in the season on the home floor of the opponents. Almost a quarter of the game passed before a basket was scored by either side. In fact the only scoring- during this period consisted of two free throws by Heike result- ing' from Christensen’s fouls. War— ner, being fouled twice by Rouse of Lake Forest, had three charity losses with which to help build up a lead, but failed to produce. Dollcnmaicr Starts Scoring Dollcnmaier’s basket, the first one of the game, resulted from a guard. around play, probably the smoothest and best performed action of the day. The lead was made a sub- stantial one when Mcrz tipped in two in a. row to make the score 8-0. He then fouled Rouse, who increased his total of missed free throws to live, and then opened his team’s scoring by sinking one. I-Ieike’s free throw, followed by Mcrz's third bucket gave Armour an 11-1 lead and caused Lake For- est to take time out. Christensen dropped in a charity toss, but Shukes in for Merz, retaliated with one himself, and followed this with a bucket to give the game the ap- pearanec of a walk-away. In the closing minutes of the half, Chris— BILL ECKROAD'S SANITARY BARBER SHOP 3 Barbers-wilt: Waiting Cigars—Pipew—Cigarettes Pocket Billiards MQTOR CLUE ENN BANQUETS A SPECIALTY SPACIOUS BALLROOM "We Cater to Students" Moderate Prices—Big Variety 33rd and Michigan 114 E. 315i St. ‘tensen managed to score a basket, the only one made by his team that period, and the rest period found Armour leading 18-7. Lake Forest: Awake-no The second half saw a strong but tardy awakening of the Foresters. They re-opened the scoring with three free-throws and slowly com- menced whittling away the Tech- howk lead. Interest was aroused in the “crowd” when Rouse intercept~ ed on Armour pass at mid«court and dribbled hall.‘ the floor to push one 11. A, short time later I-Icike sped down the floor and took a long pass from Warner to score his first bask- et. Warner passed down the floor to I-[eike again, and although closely guarded. Gene dropped in another Then, to show what he could do alone, Warner dribbled through the entire Lake Forest team to score unassisted. The game ended with Armour successfully supressing a. Lake Forest rally. Box Score Luke Forum; (25) Armour (32) b l' but Emory, f 0 1 l . 1‘, 5 o Hoyle, l' 1 0 1 tr 0 (I 4 House, M 1 Z 2 Wmmer 1 ll 0 ltnuuc, II. 1 ii 0 Merl. c 3 0 4 Christa-um. , c 2 3 l Shukcs l l 2 Eieormnu. i: 2 5| 2 “mar. , 4 0 2i ‘ Avon. v 1 o leJoIIoumnicr. g 1 o o Lumen, 1!, ll 0 2 O‘Conmfl l) 0 {l 'l‘otnlo ll 12 Ill Totals 18 6 l6 0 ll’. 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