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T. H. Watts and

F. J. Hoidenrcich

Prof. Herbert Bolton, of the University of California's History de-

partment, (believes he has solved the
cutting classes.
his preceding lecture.

problem of keeping his students from

He offers a daily prize for the best limerick summarizing

 

Dr. Chester S. Maxey, Whitma
recently asked his class why four p
ence on their respective subjects. T
one girl, gave good anwers. The
were no such books.

11 College political science professor,
articular books were good for refer,
he entire class. with the exception of

girl received the best mark. There

It seems that Leap Year has failed its purpose according to the poll

taken by the Indiana Daily Student.
will not propose marriage, regardle
boys, even through this year.

The odors of lemon and coffee are
used by Columbia University diag—
nosticians to determine the location
of brain tumors.

 

Whittier College athletes, tired of
a hum-drum existence, have started
taking tap—dancing in a regular
course oil’ei-ed by the college. We ap~

prove of such a move if they furnish .

3. Ginger Rogers with each and every
class ticket.

There war a big fire in the worn-
en's dormitory ot the Lou Angolan
Junior College that was found to be
caused by a cigarette. A» there in
no amoking allowed in the dorms——
the afiicial report reads “cause-d by
cigarette which blow in window.”

Not content with being the only
coed in the University of. Pittsburg’s
School of Engineering, Miss Lois
Joyce plans to take an M. D. degree
and combine medicine and engineer-
ing. She feels that because doctors
today use many kinds of electrical
apparatus, knowledge of electrical en-
gineering will be useful.

Al. the University of California it
is now possible for a. student to insure
himself against being called on in
class. The student asked to recite is
entitled to damages of twenty-five
cents.

No longer will we be prejudiced
against cabbage because of its board-
ing-house odor—«that is, if Prof.
Charles H. Myers of Cornell is right
in stating that in. two years odorless
cabbage, discovered at Cornell a few
months ago, can be profitably pro-
duced commercially.

University of Miami marine zool»
ogy students make regular weekly
exploration trips up and down the
Florida coast hunting for new forms
of ocean life. All the students are
equipped with (living helmets and use
the ocean bottom for their classroom
and laboratory.

 

Personality of dates at M. I. T.
as shown by “It machine" determines
ticket price. The power of the girl’s
magnetic moment (personality) will
be determined by the number of lights
lit on the “machine” when she passes
between the powerful condensers at
the door.

 

“The students of today are incap~
able of entertaining radical ideas be-
cause of their disinteresr in the prob-
lems which communists and social-
ists do all the spouting about," says
Dean Wm. F. Zimmermann of Mid-
land college.

fihess Club Appoints
N. Climber President

New officers were elected by the
Armour Chess Club at a meeting held
last Wednesday in Chapin Hall. The
men chosen were N. Gerber, presi-
dent; A. Rune, vice-president; E.

Seven out of ten coeds confess that they

as of the circumstances. It's your job,

 

F numerous. '1

Sweet smoking pi110,‘ bright, glowing
stove,
Companion still of my rum-m1,
Thou dost my gloomy thoughts rc-
. more,
And purge my brain with gentle
heal.

 

 

 

 

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Tobacco, charmer of my mind,
When, like the matcor’s transient
gleam,
Thy submarine gone in air I find,
l I think, aloe, my life’s the some!

 

 

What else but lighted duel um I?
Thou shew’ct me what my fate will
be;
And when lily sinking ashes die,
I learn that I rum-l 13ml lilac thee.
Anon.

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SIC TRANSIT

Just a mile Hm! I found on my table,
31/ the bills: of a your buried o’er,
In a, feminine? hand and requesting
My presence for tennis at four.

Half remorscful for leaving it lying
In surroundings unworthy (is those,
I carefully dusted and smoothed il,
And mutely bogged pardon of Roma.

But I llwzwhl with a smile of (he
prooerb

Which says you may {real (Hi you will

lThe case which has once contained

 

roses,

Their imyrmwc will cling to it still.
‘ For the writer I scarcely remember,
The occasion hm; vanished afu/r,
And the fragrance that clings to the

 

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‘ Recalls an Havana cigar.
i W. B. ANDERSON
[ 2 $4 41‘

MY CIGARETTE
My pauvre petite,
‘ My little sweet,
l Why do you cry?
Why this small tear,
So pure and clear,
In each blue eye?

“My cigarettee—
I’m smoking yet?”
(I’ll be discreet)
I toss it, see,
Away from me
Into the street.

You see I do
All things for you.
Come, let us sup.
(But, oh, what joy
To be that boy
Who picked it up.)
TOM HALL
‘L’ ”ll
In Lord Byron’s The Island, Caw
to ii, Stanza, 19, we find these lines:
Sublime tobacco! which, from test to
west
Cheers the law’s labor or the Turlo
mom’s rest;
Which. ou the Moslem’s ottoman di—

 

 

Koehler, secretary; and B. Vlilhelm, video

treasurer. Prof. B. Goetz is the club His hours, and rivals opiums and his

sponsor. The retiring president is '08

A. Majercik, a senior ‘ ' I ' in ’ ’, but less
The last meet of the year will find ground,

the Armour Chess Team meeting
Wright Junior College next Friday
evening at the Chicago Chess and
Checker Club, 155 North Clark street.

Though not less lei/cal
on the Strand;

Divine in. hoolcas, glorious in a pipe,

When tipped with amber, mellow,

in Wtzpfylng

l Honor Cyclesw

(Continued from page one)
who led the senior class in scholar-
ship, was a member of the follow«
ing honor societies: Tau Beta Pi, Pi
Tau Sigma, and Sphinx. He also was
a class officer, Student Honor Mar-
shal, and on the managing boards of
both the News and Engineer,

Harry R. Dollenmaier participated
In class athletics and politics, was co-
captain of the basketball team, and
a member of Honor “A" and Eta
Kappa Nu. Rodger G. Knaus was
president of the Honor “A" society,
captain of the swimming team, mem-
ber of Eta Kappa Nu, and an assist.
ant Junior Marshal. John 0. Lar-
son was class president and rush
leader, an Honor Marshal, Sports
Editor of the News, 145 lb. wrestling
champion, president of Tau Beta Pi,
and also a member of Black Knight,
Sphinx, and Chi Epsilon.

Howard I’. Milleville was comp~
troller of the Engineer and manager
of' the swimming team. He was a
member of Alpha Chi Sigma, Tau
Beta Pi, and Phi Lambda Upsilon;
an Honor Marshal and student pub-
licity director. Donald J. Neal was
president of A.T.A.A., a track star,
member of Honor “A" and Salaman-
der, and active in class athletics and
as a class officer.

Raymond A. Peterson was presi-
dent of the senior class, was the head
Junior Marshal, member of the wrest—
ling team, president of Salamander,
and a member of Tau Beta Pi and
Black Knight.

Roland 0. Warner was co-captain
of the basketball team. active in class
athletics, and a member of Black
Knight, Honor “A”. and Phi Pi Phi.

 

Son and Daughter of
Professors To Marry

 

Two well—known Armour Tech pro—
fessors, after many years of close
association in the chemical engineer-
ing department, will soon be mem—
bers of the same family. This will
come about when Mary Reed Tibbals
and Robert Craig McCormuck are
married on Saturday, May 30, at 4
p. m., at Christ Church Chapel in
Winnetka. The bride’s brother, John
Reed Tibbals, will be best man for
the ceremony. The reception will be
held immediately after the Wilding
ut the Tibbals’ home, 799 Rosewood
avenue, Winnetka.

The bride was graduated in 1932
from the University of Wisconsin,
and is a member of Pi Beta Phi sore!"
ity. The groom, following in his fa-
ther’s footsteps, received chemical
trainingr at the University of Chicago
and was graduated in 1930. He is
a member of Phi Gamma Delta fra-
ternity, and at the present time em—
ployed by the Chicago Mail Order
House. The couple will make a trip
lusting two or three weeks, after
which they will live on the south side
for a short time, seeking their per—
manent location in the autumn.

Newsers Hold Annual
Fun and Food Frolic

Dropping their pencils in favor of
cards, ping—pong paddles, cues, and
Esquire's cartoons, thirtyfive mem-
bers of both last year’s and this
year’s staff of the Armour Tech
News attended the annual smoker
held last Thursday evening at the Pi
Kappa Phi fraternity house. Pro-
fessor W. W. Colvert represented
the faculty at the affair.

A committee composed of J. D.
Sheehan, chairman, W. J. Chelgi'en,
L. B. Parker, and I. Thomas were in
charge of the arrangements,
vided ample refreshments in
form of ice cream, cake, sandwiches.
and coffee for the hot, tired news~
hounds. Since these followed three
hours of strenuous mei-rymaking,
none of those present refused the
food.

 

rich, and ripe;

Lllce other chm-mom, wooing the our
ress

More dozzlingly when during in full
dress.

Yet thy true lovers more admire by
for

Thy naked beauties,——gi¢1e me a ci—
gar!

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

Fraternities Are
Hosts at Exams

 

    
   
 
   

Eight fraternity houses entertained
142 freshman scholarship candidates
last Saturday afternoon after they
had taken the freshman scholarship
examinations from nine until twelve
o’clock in the gymnasium. Instead
of the lunch in the Student Union,
which has always been given in the
past, the men were evenly divided
among the various houses and treat-
ed to lunch. Fraternity men then
explained to the candidates the im-
portant facts about Armour and tried
to answer all questions. Professors
Tibbals, Bibb, Seegrist, Winston,an<l
Mr. Kelly, members of the freshman
scholarship committee were also preS~
out at the houses. The fraternities
entertaining were: Delta Tau Delta,
Phi Kappa Sigma, Phi Pi Phi, Pi
Kappa Phi, Rho Delta Rho, Sigma
Alpha Mu, Theta Xi, and Triangle.

Slflfilllb’fifiw

(Continued from page 1)

paid and must yet pay for its exploi-
tation. Mussolini based his campaign
on two great postulates. The first was
the condition of Europe; he depended
on the unlikolihood of concerted Eu~
ropoun action against Italy because
of the weaknesses of France and
England and the fear both had of
Germany. The second postulate and
the one upon which he leans heavily
now is the endurance of Italy itseli’.
How for could he count on the disci-
pline, the hardihood, the spirit of
sacrifice, and the morale of the
Italian people? How much propa»
trandn would the people swallow now
that the effects of his campaign were
felt in the multiplication of taxes,
the shortage of food, loss of interna-
tional trade, loss of tourists and ship—
ping, and the loss, above all, of the
most precious thing: in the poorest
Italian family—souls?

 

TODAY, MORE than ever before,
Mussolini gamble-s on Italy. Gun his
“New Italy" successfully and loyally
engage in the domestic war which he

  

BASEBALL SQUAD
HEFEA TS MA‘SOMB

BY SCCRE 0F 18an

Although scoring; in only two inn-l
ings, the Tecliawks gained an 18-0
victory over Western State Normal
of Macomb, Illinois last Monday. Dan
Delve had little trouble in chalking
up the win as he held the visitors to
two hits while his teammates pound-
ed out eleven runs in the first inning,

 

and seven more in the fourth.

Tech Makes Fourteen Hits

The fourteen hits made by Armour
were greatly aided by the ten errors'
of the visitors in making the game
In the first inning six
two walks, and four
scored eleven men, and in the fourth
seven tallies came from three hits,
four walks and four errors. Due to
the certainty of victory Coach Krni‘lt
let every man on the bench play at
lease port of the game. In contrast to
the “shock troop” methods used by
Armour was the plight of the visitors.
They brought so few substitutes that
permission to return a man to the
game had to be granted by Kral’l’t to
allow Macomb to replace an obvious-

hits,

into a rout.

ly impotent pitcher.

el‘l‘i) l‘f-l

Fifteen Butters in First

The first inning rally, which saw
fli'tcen men enter the batter’s box,
came after two outs.
reached second on the loft fielder‘s
mulling of his l‘ly, stayed there while
and Adumec popped out.
Russel: walked and then scored with
Logullo on Ki'use’s double to left cen-
Dunne made first on Buller’s
error and went to second on the over—
throw, Kruse scoring.
by Shewchuk, Hartusek, Delve, Log.
ullo, and Wagner were aided by aim“, ltun-VWM
in scoring
Adamec walked, Russel: and Kruse
and Dunno
grounded out to end the inning. Three

ore runs came in during this spree.

Delve was pitching; no—hit ball un~
til one out in the fourth when Reed
The visitors”
only other hit was made by llecralt in
the eighth.

Mucomh (0)

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Successive hits

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Armour (it‘ll

Page Three

Erect amok ream
l1 flows to Wheaten

Heuvy Scoring at Start
Downs Tech 8348

Last Wednesday the track squad
traveled to Wheaten only to have the
home team even up a ’l‘eohuwk win
of last season. The final score, 83 to
48, came close to being an exact re-
versal of the score attained last year.

The Wheaton team began to pile
up points early in the meet, and, with
the exception of the 100 yard dash,
the half mile, and the broad jump,
they steadily improved on their score.
The 100 yard dash and the broad
jump were the only two events in
which the Tech team had any .‘ian of.
success, most of their points comlng
from ten seconds and four thirds.
Dunbar took the 100 yard dash,
closely followed by Concolino who
showed that his ability run in other
channels besides pole vaulting. In
the broad jumps Neal out-jumped his
opponents with a leap of 20 it. 3%
in., while McDonald, who showed his
all-around ability by winning in the
‘pentathlon. came in a close second.

Mile and Relay Tough

In both the mile and the relay the
Armour team ran into tough luck.
Finnegan, and Faust led the field most
of the way in the former and both
were barely beaten out in the last
100 feet. In the relay, the first three
men kept pace with Wheaten and had
a good chance of turning in a win,
but Dunbar was accidentally crowded
into the rail and tripped, putting,r Ar-
mour’s chances to an end.

Summaries

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(Al ueoond. Faust (A) third. Time —

my Ynn’l'IKun7Won by Peterson (W). Nenl
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JIM] and Illnshr rWon by Dunbur (A). Con-
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100 and High “lll'flltli‘>woll by
(WI. Vickera (W) second,
tlih'd. Time-— :l7.1.

Shut Pulm- on by Wutflon 1W). Simeon (A)
nonund. McDonald (W) third. Distance—

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has wdled upon them! Po the world Kruuohimr, (:l 2; n alumni”. Ir a :4 2 L " ”L ,,
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how far she will {:0 no one knows. Showc‘huk rr 3 2 l‘nr'md "“"“1""W“" by “N” ”‘3 MCD‘W‘M
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