Page Twu Armour Tech. News Student Publication of ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECH thL CHICAGO. ILLINOIS Published \Veekly During the College Year $2.08 Per Year ___J Single Copies. 10 Cents Each NOLOGY ARMOUR TECH NEW/S it uses the basic principles of science. So do the courses of Armour offer a broad foundation to the man who wants to enter the field of engineering. Starting with the tools of the profession, mathematics, physics, and chem— istry as well as drawing,r and English, the foun— dation is laid for future specialiaztion in any de- partment. Advanced courses then lead directly to the most recent work in particular engineering The Slipsticlr Cleave to the slipstick; let the slapstick fly where it may. I Fraternity Notes l “in KAPPA rd?“— At a meeting held last Wednesday You have all been justly warned ~ the recently elected officers were In land have done nothing about it. Zazu l will once more come into your midst. l Sul’ler, sullerfiflleh, lleh, Heh~~) stalled. They are as 'l'ollows: ‘ Archon . . Treasurer . . .ldris Thoma: Robert A. Winhlad Monday, May ll, l93o l nno DELTA RHO Rho Delta Rho takes this Oppor. ‘ tunity in extending: an invitation to 1 men of Armour and their friends to lvisit our house tomorrow ng-ht. for [the first Interfruternity Open House . Night. The house is located on the nortl‘owcst corner of 33rd and Mich- igan, and will be open at 8:00 o’clock. EDITORIAL BOARD S t J I 1 Qt T1 b I ll r h b .. , ,. , . .» .-,. ~ ....... ‘ ,7 ~~ 10 aacia learn as zen trium. ltd tom): curl ., ... . ....... I led L. Lidson. Ji. - ‘ . . . _ . r l l (.L” lily om 4. uigoon ‘ . . l‘ldnuging' [cunni- .......... Norton Gerber fields. The fact that engineers are,°°mm‘> no?” Twinklv, Iwiul-lr, lilllc slur, lllS‘im‘lfln -------- Itoy A. Blll'ln'w pliant m Its lust ell’ort over the K. span. 1mm...- ................... Joseph M. Robert and more to step into important busmess posts Is Ho“. 1 Wm”. mm... W, .,,.,.,- ‘ Chaplain .. . . "“ederick 11. mm D. E’s. and hopes to continue on— mex liduor .................... Sidney Rnbinowitz also recognized by training in the operation and my]. above I mm mm shinc, Warden --------- Jumcs C- “0th ‘W‘I'd i" the Championship march. ('opy Editor Ilusinms 312m Faculty Ad ‘ Assiwnnrnt Editors ................ l.. ll. Parker, J. I). Shoohan Feature Editor ............... . Herman O. IW alter WM EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT W. J. Chelgren, Bauermci=ter .l. Ix‘imck Hendricks ll. Weissman control of business enterprises. Probably of importance comparable to the dc» partmental work presented tonight is another phase of the development of the all-around engi— neer. Rounding out the programs followed by the student is the extra-curricular part of college life. Athletics, fraternities and engineering so- Bul, (icrarllinp to Einstein, : You (IN! no! whrrr you [II'1'[('11(I, You we just around the [war]: And your sweet srduchvr my Hos been lmdiug mm astray All Mesh years‘O little star, Don‘t you [(91010 how bad you ul‘c.’ .1. 2r xv Preparations have been made so that we may accommodate a sizable gathering at our chapter house dur‘ inp: the Fraternity Open House on the evening of Tuesday, May 12. Under the direction of Brother 1911 point-hall, the track team has been taking." shape. With the additional practice all members will have In- Along with the ambitious ball play— ers, the track men have been prac- ticmg for the fraternity track meet. PHI KAPPA SIGMA Alpha Epsilon chapter of the Phi Kappa Sigma Fraternity wishes to extend a most cordial invitation to the men of Armour and their dates Asistantsd. I. Heidemuch, M Iubci, b M lime! Clelles, newspaper and magamne Wiltmg present ' Iwo Inshmcn Ind a Wicath of fore the Interfraternity Meet, th‘r to visit the house in th _‘ . d B. .\oblur, E, J. Plcva, H. M. Ross, 1. H. Watts. "1; .t. V 1 l. l; ~d‘ b Dd those llowcrs on a comrade s grave. Across should offer still” 0 NH" t) ll . ‘ ~ On 1.0“".5 News Reporters ........ . .I,. Bain, ll. F. Beardsley, Oppol um ”’5’ calmg 0 rewal b eyo the cemetery was a Jap laying: some .. ‘ ‘ 0m“ ”on ‘ a tomoiiow CVE‘WHE- The occasxon is H. J. Bodnar, E. G. Cicehanowicz, J. S. Cullison, M. Ephraim, A. George, F, B. Harman, R. I. .lail'ee. .l. l). Keane, R. Kotal, R. N. Lungs, C. W. Itch, A. of the classroom, Meeting practicing engineers, competing with other schools in sports, present- ing a speech or an article for publication, these rice on the grave of his friend. Asked an Irishman, “When do you expect your friend to come and out other teams. The explanation of the musical chords originating in our house ii: the first Open House of the frater- nities of Armour Tech. The date for the Senior Farewell . . the new harmony, to our Hours. Party has been is t l‘ ' I 0 " ' ‘- -' . ' . S ' I5. I. St ll, E. I". War» . . ,~ the rice?” . ‘ . h ‘ - “ ‘e' m “"“e -' Jhe :L‘Sflinz:vmgie§klf Smith. 0 5‘ are Wl‘l'dl the student engineer does 1n the act1v~ “When your friend comes to smell whigi hIave bcfn written lliy Bi-olli formal festivities will take place in ‘ ' ’ ' ‘ ' ‘ ~ . . - . . . .' ‘ . ‘ ‘ ‘ .. . l':. i '2 tratm pr' -li(’v th ‘16- m R ~ . , . . . mes which ale to rmnr him for the work he ., .. n . . .. u 0‘1”” , “"“n 0 Mimic 00m 01 the Palmer Assistant (‘opy Readers . \l. A. ( hapm. I‘. D. Hollert wil] do after grapdu'it‘ion L’ ”It “0“"3’5‘ EVA-ilk: “DIM . has been on 1nd on in the desire ol House. " ( . ll 1: : J. F. Stu recon Photographer .Il. Mansfield So that is what Armour Tech is. We’ve shown How was I lo know you didn’t low? rctaininp‘ the cup won by our chap tcr last year. The Annual Picnic is to be held at Trout Lake, Elwin, on May 24. located on the Fox River. (‘artoonhl ......... - - - - - -R‘ KMWWT‘ you a large part of it, and to one and all, it’s been ”:1" I If ‘I . , ___.____~ Canoeine will be the main occupation Sports» Reporters . ,_ ,: ,,,,, ‘. . , , : .R. A, Brain}, a pleasure to have met you‘ l,',”'i you or nu mu 1 ma: mung DELTA TAU DELTA and sport of the day, as the park is II. It. (‘0er . I‘. Moi (. h. i\auman, I). I). ”R; . V‘Vorcceler. Rodkin. It. " Business 'o'EpAthiEW" .. l l A.T.S.A. Election How nine 1 lo [mom that you own. lying. fllHl (lillrl‘l menu. Ilw promise in Our Alumni Celebration Inst Fri day, in honor ol’ Foumlers‘ Day, wzi n hum- succ as. Many of the Alum Which brings to mind the fact that the house’s track team is organized Advertising Manager ................ l. M. Thomas; . ‘ _ ‘ Hour “3“,“ ni of our chapter dropped in and andds getting: in condition f0" the Circulation Manager .................. c. 0. Forsberg; Next week, the first election of officers oi the HM W8 I ,0 Wm, ”M, Wu,” W, . quit“ a few from other chapters paid 1““? flm'm’i' Jumm‘ week “are" if I XVII MAY 11 1936 E0 {alrevised student governing body will take place. MSW”, m 'la visit. 1‘“ “now-“l o. . , - 'Tl . , ~ . , , The Delta Prom last Saturday mm“*“ ”A. __. “Emu . __ . ie new slate consmts of the best men of the ion . II I I 1-: . . L4 .._ " _ 7 " ”0" ( any I H ((41:31 ”W night found most of us in white coals TRIANGLE After You’ve Seen Everything jschool instead of only athletes as was done he— } cause of a misunderstanding under the old name. Well, how did you like the show? Spectacular, ‘ To be sure, there are several athletes on the slate, astounding 'I That was scarcely the purpose of but they are there because they are real leaders. ()pen Home Night; to present a picture of what This is not meant to be derogatory in any way to thong/Ll my two; illd whol you didn't know whru you were laughing, Is the him/(Is! jokr of Ill/i, Iirrl too. 13. A. Fox. ll: ’l: >l= for our highlight of social evcrts. The effects ol' Friday night’s party didn‘t appear and every one had a good time. Club musi— cal was it real enjoyment to all ol‘ Armour Chapter of Triangle ex- tends its greetings to the Visitors at ‘ Open House. l The boys at the house are work- ing: quite hard in preparing for the l l Sunday, the Mothe‘rs’ E various interfraternity activities held ‘ Armour docs—the fundamentals of science turn—. the former officers; in fact a majority of the this week. Track, tennis, and golf ed to the accomplishments of engineering—these leaders at Armour have been athletes. are what the exhibits have tried to present. Re— Students must recognize this when they see search, the tool of science, shows its results in the ballot next week and try to select men they every department by applying these funda- trust, men who will work hard for the student mentals to the solution of our modern problems. body and Armour Institute. In the hands of the Poetry makes one think 0‘ “rd": us. Our Mothers certainly know how so taming to ”cum“ ”E" and lock' to entortain. now occupy the limelight and we are Wide" "bird £11.25" We find: Bird” of The baseball team entered t1"“lil: SIR WALTER RALEIGH! name of worth, How sweet for thee to know King James, who never smoked on earth. ls smoking- down below. Student Quinlan Infant Officially, Dear Editor: I am not chronicv‘this is my first crack at the “Voice of the Pecpul"— but perhaps someone could help clear up a situation that has both. cred me for four years, Why has habit decreed the busi» mass manager of the Cyrlc be a junior? In that most of the staff positions ol‘ our periodicals are held by son. iors, this appears as an eccentricity. Why shouldn’t the business manager of the Cyz-lr be subjected to the training and selection that all 01' the other staff men on our periodicals must face? Knowing,r that very few men he. grin real work on the periodicals in their freshman year, the incumbent manager must select his successor from an unqualified group»not as concerns interest and ability -— but experience. And the new man real. 1y has fun; full responsibility the first time he faces the job in its fullness. He might have been fac- ulty Cycle salesman, etc., but he nev— or was assistant manager! Why not abort this practice now? The present manager could he reap— pointed as a senior manager, while those sophomores qualified for ad- vancement could be named assist. ants. This procedure is common to all editorships and certainly the in. telligent one. It would be very fine to select the Cycle editor-in-chicf from the sophomore class! John 0. Larson, C. E. '36 WE HAVE SEVERAL excellent and unusual verses on the “pernic. ious weed" which limited space com. polled us to omit. If you have en- joyed these verses, drop a note in‘ the News box in the Main Building lobby, and we will be pleased to print the others. R. W. “Where.” asked the women orator, “would men be today if it were not for women?" Silence. “I repeat, where would man be today?” “He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries,” answered a Gracious, it’s been five since I've seen you. older, too.” “Really, my dear? your coat." an n ll? We have all taken quizzes before. word “quiz” really means. Here’s how Webst "s New International Dictionary defines the word: quote “Quiz m— 1. To ridicule; to banter; to chafl' or mock with pre— tended seriousness of discourse.” Look it up if you don’t believe us. I doubt if Il would have recognized you, but for: yearsl soon. You look lots, 7. l “Lot's kiss and make up,” Said she in a huff. l "I’ll kiss you,” said he, 3 “But you‘re made up enough." i i it n. a. , E.J.—«Makc your peace, Zazu. I’m but how few of us know what the‘, about to shoot you, . Zazu—Ilow come? i E. J.—I always said I’d shoot any", We! one who looked like me. Zazu—«DO I look like you? E. J. Yes. Zazu~—~GO ahead and shoot. ZAZU Junior Week going on, there is more ‘activity than ever at the house. In. tcrfraternity baseball is now in the final brackets of the tournament. We are happy to say that we won our first game, that with Pi Kappa Phi, by a score of four to nothing. The l track and golf teams have also been ipiclted. The Phi Pi trackstcrs will try hard to keep the cups they won last year in the relays and track events. After weeks of practice we i feel that we are finally ready for the lsimr and cirrus day skit. 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