Tuesday, April 28, 1936 ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three Campuses By F. l. Heidcnrcich and T. H. White If college men would hold their girl friends, they should abide by the following rules, set by a professor in a northern university: 1. Leave off the cave—man tactics. Clark Gable may be able to get away with it, but everyone isn’t a Clark Gable. 2. Don’t try to be a Don Juan type. 3. Don’t boast of your achievements. 4. Don’t have the critical attitude. are what make others human. Remember that common faults If by following this advice, you fail to have success just console your‘ self with the thought that she probably wasn’t your type. Students at William and Mary who have an 85 average may cut as many classes as they wish. No! a bad idea, eh? lr’thn two alarm clocks could not awoken five Ohio statesmen, on on- ginccring student clinic to their rescue. Now, the alarm gocs off, the hey goes ’round and ’rouud, winding up a string that turns on the room light mid tho radio, the latter previously set to a popular program. We still have our doubts about this wulcing the “sleeping lmmtios." A new group of courses in applied physics designed to meet a demand for scientists with special training for the application of physics in the solution of industrial problems has been formulated by Massachusetts In-l stitute of Technology administrators. A Long Beach Junior College ro- cd while walking thoughtlessly Ire-l hind the men’s archery target was: hit by an arrow. Afterwards she tried ‘ to convince her parents that, she should quit school as lhcrc were In— dians roaming at. large on the wilds of tho campus. Because of the fear which the words "tea dance” invoked in mascu- line hearts last your, members of an underclnss—womeu’s honorary a! the University of Washington have named their dance this year a “sportu informal.” The Japanese proudly announce that they have a thousand men who are willingr to drive torpedoes at the cost of their own lives. We have sev- eral million who are not only willing to, but do, drive autos. To lighten the dead monotony of a weary day's plowing, u farmer can now switch on the dial of u new tree- tor radio, relax in an air cushioned seat, and listen to grand opera (is he watches the furrows turn over. The University of Wisconsin is displaying these latest tractor models in its Ag- ricultural Engineering building, MORE T@N-- (Continued from page one) son laboratories at Yale University in New Haven, Connecticut and lat- er visited numerous prominent Ar- mour alumni in New York City. “All of the alumni I contacted were deep— ly interested in the school and were very enthusiastic about the new Ar- mour Engineer and Alumnus," Pro- fessor Moreton said. While in New York he studied the policies of the Stevens Institute of Technology and the Brooklyn Polytechnic Institute, and after a short visit to Philadel- phia he went to the General Electric plant at Schenectady where he inves- tigated the cooperative electrical en- gineering course between the Gen. eral Electric Corporation and M. I. T. The possibility of an electric engi- neering cooperative course at Ar. mour is being given serious consid— eration. At Pittsburgh, Professor Moreton conferred with officials at the Bu- reau of Mines and visited Carnegie Institute of Technology, the Univer- sity of Pittsburgh, and the Research Foundation of Mellon Institute. In Cincinnati he attended the Conven— tion of the American Alumni Coun- cil, an organization composed of of~ fleets of college alumni associations. Over 200 colleges and universities took part in the convention. He also visited the University of Cincinnati before returning to Armour. Professor Moreton is preparing a complete report of his tour to be studied by Dr. Hotchkiss and the Board of Trustees. The trip was made to gather ideas and materials for an increased development pro. gram at Armour. They’re cluckingr tongues at the cerd from the University of Louisi. one who wanted to know what kind of powder was used in the Mayflower- Compact. George Olsen, when at the llnxvc: sity of Michigan in 1915. pointed - broomstick with the school colors and l i l l Fresh Study Groups Hold First Meetings i l l I In order to help freshman guin‘ Efficiency in their work, four study groups have been ol‘rcanized. On Friday, April 17, the first meetings of the groups were held under the supervision of Mrs. Orcutta of the University of Chicago. Mrs. Orcui- to, who is experienced in this type of work, is to take charge of ulll groups. The students in the group: are chosen from all ranks of freshmen based upon the intelligence tr :4 and are to meet every Friday. Ar.- cordinrr to Dean Heald, these class» (is. if succ ssful, will be continued next semester and will be extended to all freshmen. Senior Mechanicals Conduct Boiler Tests Workingr continuously for ninety- six hours, twenty senior mechanicals conducted a test of the boilers of the Blackstone Hotel power plant last week. The testing continued from Thursday noon to Monday noon, each man taking a shift of five hours. Periodic readings taken by mem- bers of the group are to be plotted on a continuous graph, and the re. suits and data are to l e used as proof or dispzoof for the greater el‘l'imoit-y of ma] as a fuel. The Crr-rnr Clinch (orporatin: Chicago company. sponsored the joint nrideavor, the professors of the me- became tht‘ first drum major in Cu! ‘chanicul department having secured legiatc circles. ‘ the cooperation of the senior students. tivity - gives 0:: estra 8:30 p.m. M. S. T. 7:30 D-m. MENTAL STRAIN induces nervous ten— sion—slows clown the digestive functions. Smoking Camels in- creases digestive ac:- "lift." Smoke Camels for digestiou‘s sake. Camels set you right! Camel Caravan with Walter O‘chfe, Deane Janis, Ted Busing, Glen Gray and the Casa Loms Tuesday and Thursday - 9p.m.E.D.S.T.,3p.m.C.D.S.T. P. SIR—over WABC-Columbia Network. SlD/E'LENESW (Continued from page (mm thing when it was believed they would stop Italy. But now that they have failed, the French theory is that there is no use in prolonging the. existing; sanctions because of the bad feelings they engender. Surely, over and above all, the French wish to keep Italy in the anti—German column. WHILE TRYING to prevent fur- ther sanctions against Italy, the French have their eyes on the Rhine— land and do not wish to risk affect. my: adversely the British promises to aid them against a possible attack by Germany. Paris, therefore. can- not all’ord to go too far in a position against London. On the other hand. the British promises to France in— volve British interests, and London cannot run the risk of pushing France and Italy together in an anti- British position. The situation is a very nice one. It would seem that Britain is in the most difficult posi. tion. She is not prepared to move in the direction of an understanding" with Germany. She cannot ail'ord to antagonize the French, and she is be- ing, defied by Italy. IT IS TRUE enough that Great Britain could undoubtedly make a good bargain with Mussolini. But to make such a bamain would involve a tremendous retreat from the high moral position the British govern. ment has taken. So London faces no (any task. To let M ssolini have his way in Ethiopia ii: ifies a severe dent in British pres 1pc, a quality of (El'lllll‘. import in running, the Brit. isb Empire. To fall in with Mus- I‘Engineer” Features \ Picture Supplement l A twelve page supplement of pic-l tuies of activities taking~ place at and about Armour Institute will be included in the next issue of the Armour Engineer. Laboratory and shop scenes of particular interest to alumni, faculty. and students are in— cluded. Members ot’ Professor Ilen- drick’s Advanced Writing: class have l submitted a great variety of articles. l l’. W. (lump, J. l). Keane, J. l). i Shoeban, and L. B. Parker spent one Saturday morninu' in cleaning.r up the Engineer rooms. They washed the Ceiling in one room and half of the ceilingr in another room. [Elect Loose Leader 1 of Educational Group Mr. L. J. Lease, industrial coordi- nator ol' the cooperative plan. was elected president of the Illinois in; dustrial Educational Association at the annual convention held April 1', and 18. Mr. Lease, previous to tlu election, occupied the position of sec- rctary for three years. The association is made up of vov cutional and industrial arts teachers. whose objective is the improvement of the personnel and teaching" in their dcpz 'tments 1 . he by the existing government which mi v-ht bring .everc reaction by the B ' public. Yes, Britain must no cautiously in takinu' her stand, for into the conference rooms of a Geneva, London, Paris, Berlin, and Rome seeps the insidious rumble oi’ the drums of war. l into rfmt Softball To Begin this Week The interfratcrnity soft ball tour. Hey is due to startthisweek, and ii“ the games: run as per schedule the first round will be completed by Fri~ day. As usual, the regular soft ball rules with fast pitching" will prevail and the games will be played at Ar- mour Square or the new fields on | Dearborn avenue. 1 Schedule (first round) Tues, April 28-Pi Kappa Phi vs. Phi Pi Phi Wed , April 29—Thcta Xi vs. Delta Tau Delta i Thurs, April fill-«Rho Delta Rho vs. i Kappa Delta Epsilon . Fri, May 1—»Triang‘le vs. Phi Kappa l Sigma , __ M._. ITech Golfers hose to N. U. at Kildeer In their first golf match of the ason Armour‘s club wielders re. ccived a setback when they were de- feated bv Northwestern at Kildeer, 21 to 0. Outstanding" among; the competitors was Jim March, a North- western sdphomore, who turned in the suleul' score of 35.34.69. His round included five birdies and he finished up by sinking: a 60—foot ap- proach shot for a birdie three on the 18th. GERMAN KITCHEN 25c Plate Lunch Changed Daily ROULEVARD CAFE Sandwiches 5:: and 10". 319i and Michigan You “ increases the new Dining de Luxe at Pierrc’s,NewYork' hops Borsrh Polonaise start. Then Suprimc sense of well‘being every Many phases of modern life—the hurry, worry, and mental effort—tend to slow (lawn the flow of the digestive fluids. Smoking Camels helps whore you from this strain on digestion. Renews and of the digestive fluids. Enjoy Camels 3‘ age that delightful sense of comfort and What will you have? It’s pleasant to imagine. Peru Halibut 2t III Russe, Braised Lettuce, and String Beans all Gmtz’n. Then. ..a Camel ...n crisp salad...a Camel again . . . and an ice with demi~tasse and . . . Camels! Camels are part of the art of dining today.Thcy stim- ulate digestion—add to the one should have after diu- ing. M. Bonaudi (ahaoc), the banquet manager of Pierrc’s, who handles many of New York’s smart “deb" parties and other exclusive society functions, says: “Camels are by far the most popular cigarette here." Camcl’s aid to digestion confirmed by Science well-being that after, as often to] and necessary flow Camels set you Leadily! They encour- ME‘FHGD “SEW. Credit for paving the way for the discov- ery that Camels pro- mote digestion goes to Pavlov, the great physiologist. Recent investigation con~ firms Camcl’s bene— ficial ellect. to of good digestion brings in its wake. Smoke Camels with meals, as you like—«for the pleasure of their matchlesa flavor...for digestion’s sake" .for their cheery"lift." right! You can smoke as many as you please. Camels never get on your nerves or tire your taste. Turn to Camel‘s costlier tobaccos today. WHERLEDTHROUGH SPACE upside down. AttractiveVemKim- ris, featured artiste in the New York hit, "Jumbo,” says: “Thanks to Camel's aid to digestion, 1 can always be sure of enjoying my food."