ARMOUR TECH NEWS F. P. E. S. Hears Auto Insurance Discussion Tuesday, November l9, l935 Page Three MWl Fraternity Notes l THE STEAM SHOVM‘ on”Gmin in Metals” l Dr. J. L. Burno, head of the test- imr department 01’ the Republic Steel Company, and a nationally known authority on the question of strain in metal, spoke before 51 combined meeting of the chemical, civil. cloc— trical and mechaluiolal engineering societies in the assembly hall last Friday morning. The talk was illus- trated with slides. "Reasons for Controlling; the Grain Size in Steel" was the subject of the lecture. Dr. Burns received his doctor of science degree from Harvard, taught there for two years, and then taught at Lehigh for one year before comm me to the Republic Steel Company. \ i Societies Hear Bums l Pi K04”. Initiate Bibb Last Friday morning Mr. C. Good—i Formal initiation into Pi Kappa win of the Great American Insur‘i Phi of Professor S. Bibb and twenty inc“ . Company llctured 0" the: l‘V’ Beta Psi alumni took place last Statistics of Automobile lnsur-l‘ L; ed” This was followed by a once.” Althouwh the talk was of h; biilhiquzt for the JCW initiates and statistical nature, it was lucidly pi'e-‘ the active members. A pledging is sentcd. The next meeting: IS schcdr announced by Rho Delta Rho. Their new pledge is Max Zar, C. E. ’33. uled for 10:30 a. m. in ” ‘" Mission ‘ on December 6 and will be oan to Master M'm‘i POND” who heckles Dances and parties! Not only are the school organizations running wild all students. the vacuum producers is in reality . a professional himself. The buckling“ is just a blind for his own business. with them, but so are the fratern~ ities. It must be that strange some- thing in the air. Trionon ls Site of _ Fly-ash Dance Friday BILL O’BRIEN has been unable Phi Pi’s Give Dance Phi Pi Phi held a radio dance last . , to “plunk” baskets very Well any- At their meeting last Friday in more since his flame GLADYS Science Hall, the freshmen complet— BORNI-IOLT recovered from her op- Saturday and next Saturday the Tri- ed arrangements for their dance. lt oration. Now he’d rather sit on the angles will dance to the strains of was unanimously decided to aban~ bench and think. . . .and think. the popular radio orchestras. don the idea of wearing green caps and think. . .. The Phi Kappa’s will entertain a to the dance, and it was pointed Out ___._ number of their Illini brothers at a that it will be necessary to obtain C. W. CARS’I‘ENS hereby issues- radio dance November 30 as a token the program from the person selling a morning to tho effect Illul anyonn of their appreciation of the splendid the ticket as programs will not be ”(moving 171..ch the “ghetto girls” is reception given to the Armour men distributed at the door. mills (crmmry. So be awreful, Mac/1— who attended the Illinois I-Iomecom- The class also considered the com~ ullx and Balls. ing. The Delts are havinga formal ments of other classes about their pledge dance on the game night, An dance being the first of the season. orchestra has already been secured It was pointed out that the freslrh by the pledges. men did not have any opportunity Theta Xi congratulates R. S. Ken to hear about the school's tradition, chm- on his being pledged to Phi and that the class did not make any Lambda Upsilon. Theta Xi plans to arrangements until their plans had move into its new quarters next wee am. mow“. “W- m ’By E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watis The Fordham mascot, a ram, recently disgraced himself by mistaking an elderly woman for a football spy when she bent over to pick dandelions near the practice field. The woman was taken to the infirmory, but It was discovered that her injuries were not serious. just as long as she’s a girl. I need one or else I won’t be able to go to the frcshman hall. There is one about a blocking halfback named Fritz Brennecke, of the Colorado Teachers, who had never carried the ball in his four years of play. Last year against Colorado Mines he was given his first try. He Eugene Krok. gained 40 yards, missing a touchdown by one yard. Aflcr testing his Buick ”icc wagon” at the Studebaker proving grounds, DON “poop out" HOWELL is con— sidering his friends advice to “sell it and (my a, horse.” Glir‘ls worry more over their school homework than the boys, who stop when they feel they have done enough, in the report made by experts ”—— in England. The junior Civils are making or- rangements for a public wedding featuring Sum Taradash and his little pupchen. They {lager that they might as well be in on it since Sum has to be married anyway. Students at Colby College, Maine, used to be called to classes by a bell cast by Paul Revere in 1824. At M. I. T. recently for the first time, there was no throwing of over- ripc eggs. Instead the sophomores enjoyed themselves by kidnapping sixty freshmen. The secret is out! The hot working cnginec" who was snapped in action for the Armour Engineer and Alum- nus is none other than JOE LOPINA. JOE doesn't mind anyone recogniz— ing him; just as long as no one recog— nizes the girl! Mlfl'l‘fllt CLUE ENN BANQUETS A SPECIALTY “We Cater to Students" Moderate Privces—-Big Variety 33rd and Michigan “There are two, and just two, rea- son» why freshmen flunk out of school," says Dr. L. L. Click of the University. “Either they get too scared of their been approved. Notice: Lonely Hearts Club Have you in stock a girl, any girl, What was the amazement of a western university professor recent- ly when he asked his class to write a paper on the “Middle Ages" and received one that was a review on “Life Begins at Forty." k. Athletics Under Way All of the fraternities are busy with athletic practice, and intra- housc tournaments are under way in ping pong and billiards. A Mothers' club bridge party at the Phi Kap house last Saturday drew out about 160 people. It is hoped that the alumni smoker to be held l‘hursday will also be well at~ tended. An alumni inoctim,r is planned by Kappa Delta Epsilon for Friday. while Rho Delta Rho is sponsoring. fl Chairs—No Waiting a parent ul’l‘air on December 1. CigarsmPipgg_Cigmretteg Brother Stan Lind of Triangle is, Pocket Billiards to be married to Miss I. Schumonl 114, E. 315;; St. l at Pekin, Illinois on November 30. studies," he plained, “or they don't get scared ex- lElLIL ECKROAD’S SANHTARY BARBER SHOP enough and go to sleep.” It’s impossible to get a college de» gree in Italy without proficiency in military science. The Germans act Shakespeare bet- ter than anyone else, in the judg- ment of Prof. Elliot of the English department of Amherst. =4 And from the M. I. ’1‘. Date Bureau: ... 90 per cent of the ma— terial on hand are brunettes, 35 per cent abstain from intoxicating bov- erages, 35 indulge on occasion *- (which, incidentally, leaves 30 per cent unaccounted for) and about 50 per cent of them utilize the vile weed. (Do you smoke?) Also 80 per cent of the girls range from five feet four inches to five feet six inches. And the majority seemed to prefer the fellows who are tall, dark, and handsome. LieutenantCommanderFrankllawks, U.S.N.R., famous holder of 2 14 speed records and the Harmon Trophy, says: “I’ve been flying for 19 years and smoking Camels almost as long. Making speed records tests the pilot as well as his plane. Camels never make me jumpy or bother my physi- cal ‘conclition’ in any way. As the athletes say, Camels are so mild they don’t get the wind. And I've found they never upset my nerves. The first college cheer is credited to Princeton students, who got the idea from an unknown private of the Seventh Regiment of New York, as the outfit mobilized for war in 1860. Did someone say that civilization fol- lows the army. “Down at Emory University, in Georgia, a student was hypnotized in class by (r 7:1‘of....l‘lc didn‘t snap out of it for three days it appears ....As he spent most of his time among the other students, nobody na— tional that he was hwmotizcd.”—Wal. tcr Winchell. Thanks, Walt, we’ll remember that crack, it's probably well de- served. In order that Frosh men students at Indiana University might become better acquainted with other men students, a fraternal system of ex- changing- guests was started. Each Wednesday evening during the re- mainder of the semester, two fresh- men from each fraternity will be dinner guests of another fraternity. Al. UMN ——- (Continucd from page 1) radio broadcast. A number of lit- tle known facts about Armour were brought to light during this discussion. The Institute is now operating with an annual deficit of about $50,000. In an attempt to decrease this last year, all employees of Armour were asked to contribute one month's salary. The cooperative plan, mentioned elsewhere, is an ex- periment to be employed in an at- tempt to decrease the deficit. Professor J. J. Schommer acted as toastmaster and toward the end of themceting‘, together with. War- ren Brown, lead a lively discussion about football. How Notre Dame won the Ohio game and why they lost the Northwestern game was ably related by Mr. Schommer who was an official at, the Ohio game. During dinner the Armour orches- tra played several well-received selections, the glee club also help- ing to entertain the alumni. Camel must use choice: tobaccos.” “Speaking of cigarettes, I make it arule to smoke Camels,” says Mrs. T. W. Kenyon, sportswoman Pilot. “They are the mildest cigarette! Morning, noon, and night, I can smoke Camels steadily. They never upset my nerves. And each Camel renews the zest and enjoyment of the last one." fifiydémw “I appreciate the mellow flavor of Camels,” says Sir Charles Kings ford-Smith, the transpacific flyer, in a recent interview. “Camels re- fresh me so when I'm fatigued,” he continues, “and they are so mild that I can smoke any number with- out throwing my nerves oil” key.” “I smoke Camels all I want,” says Col. Roscoe Turner (right), ’cross-continent speed ace. “Because of their mildncss, Camels never tire my msre. A speed flyet uses up energy just as his motor uses ‘gas.’ After smoking a Camel, I get a ‘rcflll’ in energy/~31 new feeling of vim and well-being." ”WI/0,. 5. M t; Jul/WW 9 pars E. 5311. 8 p.31. C. F.S.T.-—ove: \V’ than any other popular (Sigma') RJ. REYNI 1433 '1' fiddltlth ldhhfidddi d? Camels are made from tiger. NSIVE "£033.4qu . . Tur us } and Domes O‘BACCO COMIPAN'Y “Weston-Salem. N. C. AN with WALTER O‘KEEFE \‘G n G N GRAY AND d 9.90 pm. .\I.S.T ABC-Colmmbu Network.