Tuesday, November l2, l935

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

 

 

 

 

By E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watts 1

Columbia university has a regular
paid in advance,
class.
his income.

Height of the university‘s social season is also the peak time for

 

Fraternity Notes l

Mothers’ Clubs Meet
Three of the fraternities held
“Mothers Club” teas last wch. The

Delta, Phi Pi Phi, and Pi Kappa
Phi spent the afternoon playinil‘
bridge, discussing future plans, and
in general having a good time. Phi
Kappa Sigma's club plans to have a
bridge party next Saturday evening
at 8:30. The plans being made pro-
vide for a large attendance.

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Many Hold Dances

“wakerupper.” F01” a ci’1'15i‘i‘91'51til’Y‘l Other social events of the past

he makes the rounds, shaking out sleepers in time for week included the annual Rho Delta

Rho pledge dance last Saturday
which was well attcnded by alumni.
actives, and pledges. Professor and

Maine’s “cocktail college” was closed because pupils were too enthusias- Mrs. H. L. Nachman and M1; and

tic about sampling their own concoctions. . .
the stcwdcnts. Now they can again sing “Fill the Stem.”

 

Sophomores at HaVerford take
2725 questions.
we take sophomore physics
problems twice a week.)

 

According to an announcement
from the University of Illinois, plant
molecules have been brought within
man‘s microscopic vision. Which is'
our idea of making a mountain out
of a molecular-4w should we say
molehill.

 

”Nobody loves a fat man.” says
the old adage. Nows Professor Wal-

a comprehensive examination containing
It requires 12 hours to complete the test.
and spend 12 hours on one of those *—-!l$; chapter in the near future.

Delta Tau Delta men made mer—

This sounds rather harsh on Mrs. Jack Laudis were present. The
latter is president of the alumni
chapter.

Triangle is planning to hold 21
(And he“ dance jointly with the Northwestern

ry last Friday evening at their hous

intelligence test. The tests, our dance
ducted by the SPECtatm‘v campuu The future holds promise of more
newspaper, indicated an average fun makingr at the Phi Pi Phi and

mental age of 20.
" ’ 1 h on
Men who wear suits at the Uni- definitely pan to ave a dance “
't fS th C l' lbl 1 November 23—courtesy of th.
vars; 31,.01; a,“ d atoms. are a 9}“ pledges, and the Phi Pi's anticipat-
cap] a ‘5 5' on or ow an economics incr a radio dance also in the ver,
prof would rate a nudist?

 

1 being pledged to Eta Kappa Nu.

mothers and members of Delta Tau“

 

Pi Kappa Phi houses. The Pi Kapps

l sca

their moving into new qur"ters just
above the Social Science departmcnt

l sometime next week.

Theta Xi is offering congratula-
tions to brother Peter Slugg on his

Athletics in Limelight
With the crisp l'rll air in their
nostrils, everyone is feeling atth-I
ic. All of the bu. .tball and touch-
football teams are practicing. Sonic

 

 

l‘lili STEAM Silili’l’il.

 

 

 

Bab Paulncn'a advice to the profs

preliminary games have 9V0“ beer. has the unanmous backing of the

scheduled.

rest of us when he sez: Either give

Delta Tau Delta is all 9913le 1") homtwork and lot students sleep in
for its first practice baskttball game class, or don't give homework und

with Triangle, which is also all
popped up. A touch football game
5 scheduled between the Bolts and
the Pi Kapps.

All of the Phi Pi’s are “bet up”
over the pool and ping pong tourna-
ants going on at their house. Odds
are being quoted by Handicapper
PHALEN.

Groups Visit lllinois

let students sleep at home.

in case Herbie Ens: doesn't know
it, that lock on his office door, which
he persists in locking and unloch~
ing, is OUT (3" ORDER.

l-Icnceforth “NINE TEN" LEVON
will be more careful about when to

yell “Here!” in his sleep.

.l. R. Bunce has a good time tell—

1‘ . ., .r ._
lhc Phi P15 had additional excltc int; jokes to the freshmen during

ment Thursday when Mr. McNaulty.

president of the Mnrblehcad Limo

Company, was a luncheon guest.
Frcd Jost, say the Pi Kopps, seems

class. Anyway thcre’s one guy who
enjoys them.

APOSTLE ST EV EN S , ST.

to have an extra sweet tooth. ln MAACK, DISCIPLE GRAY, REV-
cooking pork chops the other day he EREND BALAI and FATHER GIL—

used powdcrcd instead
flour.
Lots of social visits are in order.

Pilgrimmag‘es were made on a larl';

sugar

went as well as many men from the

Gatekeepers at Ohio have a novel

near future. 1

”f KISON, joint sponsors of tho NEW

Legion of Decency, have distin-
guished themaclvos and therefore
will be represented in the hall of

lo to lllinois for the home coming fay-Enirien.
|game last Saturday. Five Phi Kups‘

HAL HEIDMAN went to Gulcs~

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5tudebuher Plant is
Inspected by A.S.M.E.

Seventy-nine members of the Ar‘
mour student branch of the Ameri—
ican Society of Mechanical Engiv
neers inspected the Studebaker plant
at South Bend last Wednesday. The
students met at the proving grounds
in the morning where Mr. de Blum-
enthnl showed them the work of the
experimental laboratory on accolv
oration and velocity factors, center
of gravity, and inertia.

From the proving ground, the
group drove to the main plant
where they went through the main
experimental laboratories. Engine
tests were being run and tests of
electrical apparatus, speedometers,
horns, and other equipment were be-

' ing made.

At noon the group had lunch at
the Administration building. In the
afternoon a tour of the foundry,
machine shops, body shops, and as-
sembly lines was made under the
dir ' n of Mr. G Wolf

 

 

 

 

”mm...
I‘Lis equilibrium completely last week,
merely by milling a punk mm.

And now dear gentle readers (the
soft soap is necessary), if you by
any chance find yourself exposed
to some free publicity, don‘t load
your shotgun or draw your grade
book, for, after all, it is possible for
these bits to be written from contri—
butions.

 

Rushing Goes On , other houres. The Phi Kaps are also burg one Saturday and contracted a
can‘tl'ly looking forward to the cold. Our guess is that either Shel
Thanksgiving dance. to be given by was an icicle or that he slept withl
the Northwcrtrrn chapter. his mouth open.

A Monte Carlo smoker ...... ‘

MOTQR CLUB lNN

BANQUETS A SPECIALTY
“We Cater to Students"
Moderate Prices—«Big Variety

tex’ B. Pillsbury, head of the Uni-‘
versity of Michigan psychology dev
partment, finds that fat students are
11:55 brilliant than slim ones.

way of deciding whether or not Rushing is still going on in m.
you’re sober enough to enter the fraternities, Sigma Alpha Mu hziV»
football stadium. If you can wiggle ing pledged David Rod'kin, M. E";
your thumbs in unison you are 0. k. ’38. The membars of Theta Xi in-l

 

 

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Students at Columbia reversed
the tables and gave the faculty an

Students Learn
Slide Rule Tricks

That the Armour students are
keenly interested in the use of their
very much used instrument, the slide
rule, was shown by the large num-
ber of students who attended the
meeting of the Math Club last Fri—
day morning, to hear Mr. William
W. Gorsline speak on “How to Man-
ipulate a Slide Rule." Mr. Gorsline
is professor of Mathematics at
Wright Junior College, and has
taught courses in the use of the slide
rule at that school.

Mr. Gorsline included in his talk
a brief history of the development
of the slide rule, a well presented
theory on the location of the decimal
point, based on logarithus. He
showed the use of the C I scale in
facxlitating slide rule use. Several
examples were given in demonstra-
tion of the theory.

 

SEDEILMJES—

(Continued from page 1)

BEFORE STABILIZATION can
be accomplished, in addition to pro-
visions for final settlement of the
war debt problems and for national
budget balancing, there must he es-
tablished a reasonable freedom in in»
tor-national trade. Until such time
as the present era of governmental

 

experimentation has run its course,
there can be little possibility of ob-
taining" the needed freedom. It is
fundamental that a new order of
government, to maintain its popular-
ity, must secure for its people ad—
vantages not previously available.
The impossibility of rectifying a
bankruptcy from within makes it
mandatory for reorganization gov-
ernments to strive for superlatively
fabora‘ble trade balances. It compels
them to maintain import restrictions
while yet contriving to force foreign
market advantages for their export
commodities.

THE BANKING and business in-
terests will promote propaganda in
support of their contention that to
await these adjustments would but
postpone stabilization indefinitely.
They will propose and support the
theory that stabilization itself will
accelerate and bring about the neces~
sary changes. If the public can but
realize that the record of the past is
the precursor of the future, a trag-
edy will be avertcdi Should it fail,
however, to have drawn from the
post—war lesson on understanding of
the collapse that must accompany
stabilization without removal of the
causes 0" its failure, it shall soon en-
counter new and more serious cur~
rcncy disorders.

 

 

Otherwise you watch the game from a tend to become active on th's th“
telephone pole.

lclumni kept Triangle up late last
of fraternity life simultaneous with ‘ Friday evcnino'.

And we hrvr Hm! Louie Zwisslur
caused SHOL'I‘O M. SPEARS to low

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CRAIG WOOD (right) mTommy
Armour ... Helen Hicks— Gene
Sarazen -— Bill Mehlhorn —— Denny
Shute -—Wil lie Macfarlanc !

Their names sound a roll call of
tense moments that have made golf-
ing history, when prime “condi—
tion” and healthy nerves were at a
premium. All are outspoken in their
preference for Camels.

“Camels are so smooth and mild
they never afloat my Wind,” says
Craig Wood, pictured at the right
as he paused to smoke a Camel.
Willie Macfarlane adds: ."Camela
are mild. They don’t get my wind.”
Miss Helen Hicks brings up the
feminine viewpoint. “There’s a del-
icacy of flavor in Camels that. ap-
peals to woman. Camels never inter-
fere with one’s wind.” And Denny
Shute says: “I switched to Camels
years ago. I smoke them constantly,
with out upsetting my nerves or dis-
turbing my wind.”

You’ll Like Their Mildmess Too!

Such experiences with Camels can
be matched right among your own
friends. You’ll like Camels too.
Camels are made from costlier to-
baccos. They never tire your taste.

  

 
    
 
 
  
  
 

 
 
   
 

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than any other popular brand.

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TOBACCO COMPANY
Winston-Salem, N. C.

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and

In every-day life, physical fit~
ncss plays a big part too.
Life‘s more fun when you feel
good. 80 mark what chom-
pions and star athletes say:

Camels don't get their wind

That's real wildness.
Camels yourself. and share
in the enjoyment of Camel's
mellow flavor that means so

much to others.

  
       
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
   
 
   
 
 
 
      
   
    
 
     
  
  
    

don‘t rufilc their nerves.
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