ARMOUR TECH NEWS SCHENCE NOTES By LM. J. Hades The largest'lsmgle plate of stain- .less steel ever. made, which was re» lcently completed by the Alleghenyl iSteel Co., measures 1 inch thick, 231 i ”—— ginchcs long, 110 in. wide, and weighs {7500 lb. The large plate was rolled1 from a single five-ton ingot for which i special molds had to be made. ‘ Tuesday, October 29, l935 Page Three Bililr Delivers First mun explain to them what al “charette” is. That is easy but would , ‘some one please explain the psy—l chulogy of a charctte‘! The freshmen“ might also be enlightened, at the; In his lecture on “Figures, Fun, Irame time, as to what “11. C." means i and ch‘mfltmn" last Friday, Pro— ,since a few of them WHO doubtful} l'cssor Bibi) explainul the principles :about the grade they received on a i ol‘ modern, advanced plane geometry l recent sketch problem. i to the Mathematics Club. Among the principles explained by Professor Bibb at this time were the been arranged and will be held Na— nine—point circle and Simson's line. vember lot at the Lawson “Y”. A Thtorems (Ii' Ceva and Menelaus, and very entertaining evening has been theorems on poles and polars, Sl'n‘llll- planned and the support of every are tudc, orthogonal circles, and inver- sions were mentioned but not dis- cussed because of lack of time. These subjects are continuations of plane geometry as taught in the high school and therefore were easily understood by all those at the meet- ing. Mr. K. Gorsline, who presented a talk on “Nomographs” last year, will ‘ lecture on “Manipulation of the Slide-Rule" at the next meeting. The Mathematics Club plans to draw principally on the student body for l And now for :a pleasant announce-l l Many of us have had a wrong im-i ment: the first ARK “smoker” Im‘ N pression of the Arx Department but I‘larticned wood, ”Y'th phenolic now due to many strange actions of “‘5‘“ as the induratmg agents, ‘3 strange people, we are convinced that finding numerous applications in this is an institution where un-bal- Germany, where importation or hard— anced individuals are harbored. Take woods, as 0f other materials, is be- Vic Cl-lIAPPE f’l‘instancc; on one ing frowned upon. In places where occasion he thought he was a BULL .of their professors boast of one professor who was clocked at over 200 wood is subject to severe wear. bake- and acted am (me. In fact; a Junior repetitions of one expression in a two week period. The pikcrl We have lite impregnated WON] has given as wore a red fie the next. day to take some twenty profs right here at Armour that could shame them,—-on their \much as four times 1911891' service advantage of the delusion, but Vic M mpuses 2:5; is essential. By E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watts North Carolina State College students in a survey of the idiosyncrasies The Juniors felt very SONY for HANK LOHMILLER when he lost his “detective thriller” magazine and so went out in full force to search for it. The dime novel has been found, or rather returned, and Hank’s peace of mind has been restored, that is if you can call reading such a book “peace of mind". home grounds tool! life. Silent gears, bowling balls, air- was not in the mood. On other days plane parts, buttons, and numerous he tries to imitate KEEPER WAG— other articles are now being manu- NER, merely to frighten the other factored. inmates. However Charlie PFEFFEIR. was acting very natural while he was imitating" a crazy man, and it is probably his favorite mood. 3? >14 fill “Some 9,100 miles will be covered by Calgatc’u football team this season.” Michigan Tech Lode. But wouldn’t that mice a lot 0/" men? 4‘- 1:: :l: Prof. P. H. Moon, M. I. T., has per~ footed a new bolometer for use in re- search on various types of lamps A criminology class at Syracuse University (N.Y.) has discovered that morons can dance as well, if not better than most people 01‘ normal mental- le same Juniors m-c wry indig» at Ll about having to do matter color 't . Ed. N ti. W ’ c —-don't ask us etc.l . . . l' . "l .. - 4 v"? . - . , . l y 0 to if wiim t dan e, w Although designed for use in the What is all thm commg to, when 2:11” glibibmlllirylirrlllgiii‘II/ujiim: (12:41,?" luture lectures. . -m— —-—-———~—- . ' M ‘ . . _ / 1 V ‘ , , J . ... /‘ 7 I, "K " “ . V" The Universities of Michigan, Wis~ A ”no-eyed bee’ "'0 0‘ three or practical held 0f illumination, It 15 won Al ROSEN’ of all moplo, W“ snow every] Wednesday afternoon. ' cousin, and Penn State, have a sys— tem whereby the Fresh pay for the privilige of being rushed to the tune of fifty cents per man. The fraternity coffers have profited to the extent of $350 as a result. John Carter of Washington Uni- versity works his wot/y through school by cutting hair in his room in Lee Hall. No doubt the first student to 71m. cutting on (.4. paying basis. Some smart lad at New York Uni- versity has found a new way to crib. four ever known to cnlomologists, was discovered recently at 1 State College. You blame the bee! Iowa really can't The stem on the Phi Beta Kappa key was added for the practical pur- pose of nightly winding the scholar’s watch. The University of Texas will in time become the richest institution of learning in the world. It owns two million acres of land that will yield precious metals and oil. And that’s l l i I so sensitive that it can measure the light of a distant star. The Moon bolometer looks like the ordinary vacuum tube of a radio set. inside the tube is a small piece of blackened metal, known as the target. When light falls on this target, it is heated by the heat rays absolved in the blackened surface. This heating changes the delicate electric current that is passing thru the circuit, and the amount of change is then readily measured by means of an alternating- current amplifier. Reliance upon hu~l mun observations for light compari- sons is thus done away with. actually going around ’m/l.lll1”!"l'll{/ fa himself in Chinese 07‘ Japanese or ollwr ”indistinguishable 8 mile lim- gauge. But we are happy to note that there are some of us who are not quite that ‘ for it in some other way. CUNNINCL l-lAM only has spurts of l’orfietl’ulncss, every now and then. and does not know where he is. To top it oil he has one bad habit; he leaves his keys in the most remote places, and then Icannot (ind that place. i A number of the Il‘ltESl-IMEN They are ready to fight for [he mmsr The laflt time he had no little diffi— aml their slogan is: ”We want LIFE culty in Speaking Without any one near him hearing. and more of it." Milt KOHN has a personal request to make to the Arx in general. That his ueniurn occasionally. Charlie BEERSMAN “till “hoops" His most . is, please do not bother or interrupt recent one is: “PUT SOME MEAT Ibad. especially when they make up him when he is receiving»; a phone ON IT." call from his current heart throh. TOM TAX. MOTUR CLUB lNN BANQUETS A SPECIALTY “We Cutter to Students" Moderate Prices—Big Variety NEW VECTURY RESTAURANT SPECIAL STLZJPENT LUNCH Changed Daily 33rd and Michigan It seems that notes written on spec- tacles or watchmrystals with grape- fruit juice become visible breathed upon. 3035 Woolworth Avenue Technology Review Iwould like to have some upper class— i no oill—A. C. P. when ; Probably the most unique scholar- ship in America is one offered by Hamilton College. Worth $500, it is open to all men in America by the name of Leavenworth. (ACP). A Colorado University student caught drinking is forced to attend AT "Willi GAME,CAMELS sass Till; fiTRAlNWAWKD . l f th 9 ' . Th ,’ . u u n (31:31:23 Sfrfosluijav :ffioifgjmmg ”it; so” rim-en rm ovenwnsn vou rem. rm. lN,GETJWrt/fiii" rwmw new“! must be terrific! 71/1314 . u g ,. ,,, g. m. . . .43; . n ' .mr ”will ,. museum, MV SISTER arm WANTS SOME INSlDE DOPE 0N FOOTBALL! In a debate at the University of Man- itoba on the questions “is an old maid more useful on a farm than a wheel; barrow?” The old maid lost by thlce votes. NOW WATCH THIS PUNT it‘théS’lM E .r r , ”T ”W“ i D! DNT KNOW EACH MAN HAD sucu A DEF} NITE Joe! Biochemist Hector Mortimer told the American Neurological Associa— tion recently that our skulls get dens. er as we grow older. And the con- dition is ten times more common in women than in men. Our gallantry alone keeps us from making a crack! Armour Chess Club Loses First Game Fggwmo . ‘ $5 mom on K __ » ”“ PUNT FORMATION ‘ "’ ‘ ‘ ITTDOK ELEVEN MEN To MAKE THAT pass PERFECT! i‘LL BE GLAD To osmoscomeup IN ‘THE STANDS ANDP WE LL WATCH THIS P ACTICE GAME RUNS smA " @ Iem‘, swam; Io RIGHT~®BLOCKS GUARD- TACKLE-©BLOCKS c - @151 O70LJ . ' LEARN SOMETHlNG? . DIDilicAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE BIG GAME] Ending up on the wrong side of a 6 to 4 score, the Armour Chess club completed its first. match, played against the Wright Junior College team, at the Chess and Checker club last Friday, October 11. An important event of the match from Armour-’5 standpoint occurred on number 2 board where Professor Ensz won his match. R. Hells ’35, played and won his match for At— went. The next match will be held Fri— day, November 1 against the Polo- American Chess Club. A tentative date for a return match with Wright has also been made. . REMEMBER, WATCH THE LINEMEN L“ on Mrs @RUNS DOWN UNDER BALL-@ cums TACKLE A3141; TH nuns DOWN uNoev. BALL—@,©,@,AN0@ HOLD 1. .mom nuns vows FAST UNDER rum»@omcxs meme .. G9 - - nus TO rum END—.‘BLOCKS TACKLE or. END GIVINe @ , . ._ fang fiEffVJ‘fé’J A ‘ BACK 6570/75/1 60-m/20 JP/A’AL ‘ Pwvr/ A CA MEL ALWAYS RENEWS MV ‘ otfiéfééfidtiié {fill-tibiae FLOW or ENERGV WHEN [ {it‘lilé‘ltgglfiiltcsisn Armour Group Visits THAT GAME ill/AS Rosenwald Museum ATHRILLER.’ a? ” ‘HERE “AVE E IT—ANDTHE NEV GET MW. Safety devices and the latest ma- . ' E D Y . ER _;c.4.nsv~ows tomatoes. ”TON MV NERVE W1 mmmunmmo A CAM EL ,/ chinery used in mines were examined ; ' . by a group of students who made an inspection trip to the Museum of Sci“ ence and Industry last Thursday af— ternoon. The group was composed . of junior fire protects and senior chemicals. After hearing a lecture on the formation of the different grades of coal and the working of the huge ,1 drum which lowers the elevator: into , ' the mine, the group was escorted through the large realistic model coal mine. In addition, the group was shown some safety devices that are used in mines. The development of the safety lamp was shown as well as methods used in extinguishing fires in coal mines. vou’ E AN \ EXPERT Now, THANKS TO CHICK MEEHANl f.“ A SPLENDID RUN —BUT GOOD BLOCKING MADE lT POSSIBLE g” THRILLS USE c “‘ fi/K“ OF ENERGY , .4 .4 3.x ' .. ' BETTW AT VHF; £13094 @filmfl