Tuesday, October 22, I935

    

E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watts.
Will Burton, the water boy, has been connected with Georgia Tech teams
for twenty-seven years.

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

l

 

'l‘llli STEAM Stilll’hfl

   
 

MAUREECE ALEXANDER is
slipping. He actually handed his
pants over to the Frosh. It seems
as if the green of last year is slow~
ly being bleached.

m .«l

Herman Bauermeister certainly
ipicks out the nicest places to fall
asleep while riding the trolley. Was

“B. R. R." is the degree which a number of University of Wyommg grad“. his face red when he awoke with

ates may acquire in the near futurc.'l‘he
to develop the science of “dude wrangling," leading to the degree of bachelor
of recreational ranching. According to the agricultural staff of the school,
keen competition in the dude ranching field is responsible for the new study.

 

Whittier College, Whittier, California, recently conferred the degree of
“Doctor of Mirth" on Joe E. Brown.

A survey (let’s hope it’s a survey to end all surveys) at the University of
Wisconsin brings out the fact that the average coed has four dates a week
and spends twenty hours a week in study.

 

 

 

 

lbrarian it was finally decided that the

To prepare for matrimony, or to
young lady wanted “Horace’s Odes."

solve family problems of the already-
wedded, Butler University now of-
fers a course in marriage. The
instructor is Charles R. Metzger, 39,
twice-married attorney with experi-
ence in divorce cases.

 

The U. S. government estimates
that one out of every 25 persons is
a criminal.

After a big blaze in a woman’s
dorm at Ohio State, the fireman
found a cigarette at the spot where
the fire began. But university rules
say there can be no smoking in the
dormitory, no the official report
reads, “Caused by cigarette blown in
the window."

After years of research and one
periment, a Chicago scientist has
developed a. guinea pig with 19 toes.
Now he has time to sit around and
wonder why he did it.

Last year American colleges and
universities had 7,720 students from
foreign countries enrolled.

 

When the father of a University
of Kansas coed visited her for the
football game and questioned her
about college life (a habit most
fathers have) he was assured that
she attended church each Sunday»
When he suggested attending the]
service with her the surprised coedi
could not find the church. i

 

A U. of Iowa dean has a new
development in campus etiquette.
He thinks that students should wait
three minutes for an instructor, five '
for an assistant professor, eight for
an associate professor, and ten for
a full professor. That’s keen—41‘ thel
faculty will do this: Allow fresh-
men to be two minutes late (with
or without green caps), sophomores
five minutes, juniors ten, and seniors ]
fifteen minutes. l

The chances are 100 to 1 thatl
YOU will live through this schooll
year, and 30 to 1 that each fresh~l
men will live the entire four years,
according to estimates made by Pro-
fessor Hill of the University of
Georgia. He also says that there’s
only one chance in 100,000,000 that
there won't be any deaths in the
Georgia student body this year.

 

At the University of Utah, 9. sweet
young co-ed (did you ever hear of
one that wasn’t sweet and young?)
tripped up to the library desk and
asked for “Horses Oats.” (Hungry
for knowledge, we’ll bet.) After
much discussion with the head li.

F.P.E.’s Learn Tactiul

Business Procedure

 

Mr. J. R. Wilson, chief engineer
of the Marsh-McLennan organization
spoke before the Fire Protection En-
gineering Society last Friday on “The
Engineer’s Service to the Assured."
He emphasized the fact that the fire
protection engineer must be able to
present recommendations tactfully to
the assured, and must consider at all
times that his service is to his client
as Well as to the agency and insur-
ance company which he represents.

Mr. Wilson exemplified his talk
with his own experiences and the ex—
periences of engineers who work un-
der- him. One of the examples was
the remarkably small fire loss in the
Century of Progress Exposition
which is attributable to the closest
conformation of the Century of Prog-
rress corporation to the recommenda-
tions of the engineers. i

At the next meeting of F.P.E.S.,
November first, Mr. R. E. Dixon, sup~
erintendent of the auto department
of the Fir: Association, will talk on
“Automobile Insurance,”

42 year—old “Iron

rich taste! ” And

  
 
 
 

so What Big Bill. Tilden says about smoking
Camels is worth any smoker-‘5 attention. "I’ve
got to keep in top physical condition,” says the

Camels, the mild cigarette. They don’t get my
wind or upset my nerves. I’ve smoked Camels
for years, and l never tire of their smooth,

Stoefen, George Lott, and Bruce Barnes...
agree with Big Bill about smoking Camels. 50
turn to Camels. You’ll like their mildness too!

niversit is oderin a new course _ _ .
u y g ” the taint scent of face powder ting»

line; in his nostrils?
In answer lo the mom; queries W.
R. HEINTZ inform us that he did
NOT wash his black shirt since last
spring, but he does press the collar.
For n, lmmom interest story, have
HEINTZ tell you about his operation.
He has a handy zipper for a. demon.-
stratum.
1r 1.: a
More Statistics
Doc Barr, according to the latest
count, speaks at a rate of 3.82
UPM (uhs per minute).
r; m it
Some freshmen sure are optimists.
You actually hear
“thirty-nine."

them yelling

'1:

It is rumored that DOC TIBBALS
raised some extra vegetation this
summer. It grew in the form of n
it was mowed hel'ov'

r; 1;

coatee but

Man of Tennis.” “I smoke

other tennis stars...Lester

HEEL DRILL RULES

Fire rlm’llx are required in all
schools (rml colleges. On the. sound-
ing of a. fire signal the building/8
MUST be vacated at once. Do not
stop for hols, coats, (melon, etc.
The fire alarm is (I. prolonged blast
of the siren in all buildings.
“Safety First" is most important,
and therefore all should remember
to proceed as follows when occul-
t'ng the buildings.

1. From Main Building: Cross
lho Street to the sidewalk on the
east side of Federal street.

2. From Mission Building: Rn-
mu.1"n. on sidewalk an the south side
of 33rd ktrcel and proceed some
distance west of the entrance.

3. From Machinery Hall: Re-
main on. the sidewalk on the north
side of 33rd street uml pumped
some dictum-c was! of the entrance.

4. From Chopin Hall: Itcmain
on the sidewalk on the east. side of
Federal street and proceed some
‘ diatom-c north of the entrance.

The elbow rules are necessary in
order to avoid inter creme with
the operations of the fire dcpart~
mcnl.

 

 

 

 

   

 

school started probably because H
was too much trouble to stroke the
two things at once.
i BERNIE RIMAN opening a
[new uhirt featuring all—draft ventila-
tion. He wasn't mixed up in the ex-
‘trn that: the
ifroah and oophs are indulging in
‘ either.

1r

is

 

curricular activities

 
  
 
 
   
 
 
  
  
 
 

Famous athletes have found that Camels don’t ailect
their wind. Camels are mild and gentle to the throat.
Turn to Camels for steady smoking! There’s more
enjoyment for you in Camel’s matchless blend of
costlier tobaccos. You’ll find that Camels never tire
your taste, and that they never get on your nerves.

Page Three

1 MchlNSE r:—

1 (Continued from page i)
llems of control, organization and

"Emilie Problems
personnel continued to grow, and in

Last Friday the local branch 01' the 1925 he organized his own firm of
W.S.E. began the year’s program 0f James 0. McKinsey and Company.
speakers with an address by Alder- * He started this company with a
man 30h“ A- MaSSOH» Chairman 0f . ,enographer and three clients and
the City Council Committee on Traf- has (levgmped it, into one of the
fie and Public Safety. Thoroughly‘largest management firms in the
versed in the various problems pro. country. One of his earliest and
duced by the handling of the huge most important clients was Armour
volume of vehicular traffic, he pre. and Company. About ten months
scnted precisely a concise picture of , one he commenced a Survey for
the existing situation, and some of i Marshall Field and Company, and as
the attempts made to alleviate con~i a result of this WOTk was elected t0
gestion and the high fatality rate. l his present P‘OSitiOn-

According to Alderman Massen oni‘ During the World War Mr. Me-
the busiest Sundays approximatelnyinsey Enlisted as a private and
730,000 automobiles cross the city‘Wm'lin a year was appointed a
boundaries, (57,000 alone of which use lieutenant. ‘lde has received many de—
the stretch of Michigan avenue north {"995 from various educational in-
of the bridge. istitutions among which are the fol—
‘lowing: P. D. B. from State Teach—
'ers‘ College at Warrenshurg, Mis»
l souri, Ll... B. from the University of
Arkansas, and M. A. and Ph. D. from
the University of Chicago.

Mr. Flower, comptroller, who is a
personal friend of Mr. McKinsey,
said of him, “His outstanding con-
tribution to any corporation with
which he comes in contact is his
unusual power of analysis; particu—

Alderman Explains

 

 

l-le di"cusscd the failure of wid-
cned streets and elevated intersec-
tions in handling the traffic effec-
tively and at the same time safely.
In his belief the. solution of the whole
problem can best be met by the con—
struction of about 160 miles of “lim—
ited ways”, highways where access to
abutting property is provided only at
very important intersections and side
friction is reduced to a minimumllmly in questions of policy, organ-
Deaths due t0 “CCidGY‘tS WOUM be l‘e- ization, and personnel problems. His
duced “0 about 2% 0f the number tfl- success is due in a large part to his
day if such a system were adopted. great capacity for hard work and
[Alderman Masecn indicated. ‘long hours.”

MOTOR CLUB HNN

 

NEW VECTORY

BANQUETS A SPECIALTY RESTAURANT
“We Cater lo Students" SPEClAL STUDENT LUNCH
Moderate Prices——Big Variety Changiilc Daily

33M and MichigaL- m3i035flentworth Avenue

0 mo. u. I. nnynulde ’A‘oh. om
’t

 
 

 
 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
   

 
 
  
 

 
 
 
 
  
 

6259 Camels are made from finer, MORE EXPENSI‘VE TOBACCOS

...Turl:ish and Domestic...than any other popular brand.

(Sigurd) R. j. REYNOIDS 'roencccs COMPANY
Winston-Salem, North Carolin;