Tuesday, October I , ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three mpurcs ml“... By E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watts a M1 u (1 “Two of Purdue’s 1936 football heroes have been keeping in training by working on a riveting crew in a railroad our shop this summer. Their opponents’ theme song may well be “Riveters, stay 'way from my door." * il‘ ’1 The Washington monument has been struck by lightning 12 times, ac- cording to the “Indiana Daily Student." Is that constitutional? if ’6 ’l‘ A Fuller brush mam accidentally got mixed in with the Delta Tau pledges the other day when their pictures were being taken at the Kansas Shelter. That's what comes of rushing everybody with a brief case. If 1‘ * “It is a well known fact that any man with a college diploma. and a nickel can get a cup of coffee any time and anywhere.” (You‘ll have to blame the “Brown and Gold" for this one.) it it it As part of his thesis work, C. W. Frutchey, a graduate student, con- structed a building of cheese-cloth. In this six by six'foot structure he will grow plants and experiment to learn to what extent the soil and plants are contaminated and infested by bugs and insects. 5!! ‘3' At the University of Missouri sev- eral co-eds recently signed a pledge not to eat more than fifteen cents worth of food, but they didn’t speci- fy any time limit. 1! ’1‘ Pl‘ A new Gilli? popped up at Kansas last summer for all graduating chem~ .ical engineers who didn't immediate- ly secure jobs. The boys took up beachcombing for the summer. At least the Schmiers have come into their own! Iii lit Ii! William Fairficld Warren, former president of Harvard, in a. recent book, selects the North Pole as the location of the world’s first nudist colony. And Byrd said he was study- ing meteorology during his isolation period! Chinese Students Forum Association With sixty odd delegates coming from all parts of the United States and Canada, the Chinese Students’ Association in North America was formally opened at Chicago’s Inter- national House last August. The aims of the association, as set forth in their announcement, are to promote better friendship among fellow Chinese students, to unite with the oversea Chinese for con- structive action, to create good will between the United States and China, and to be of service to the mother country. The Armour Chinese group was represented by Walton Joe, who served on the committees on pub- licity and on the promotion of the welfare of the oversea Chinese. G. B. Eng was in charge of the transportation work and a member of the committee on national de- fence. The Armour branch of the Chin- ese Students association in North It is animal-3d that $100,000,000 changed hands in the United Staten in gridiron belting during the nine weeks of last year’n football season. ’F ’5 0 State laws of Massachusetts, for- bidding the sale of liquor to persons under 21, have made it necessary to drop plans for a tap room at Wil~ liams College. 1‘ ti l. Plumbers who may Imre forgotten the tricks of the trade can now tulcc u correspondence course through. the North. Carolina. State College (Ru- lciyh) extension division. And it’s high time that something was done for the struggling Fuller brush mun. S A M H 0 VI A R D, high-diving cham- pion,says:“l smoke Camels and keep in perfect ‘condi- tion.‘ Camels are so mild. They never get my wind." sussm vues, free- Adfil“. Chem Labs Best in flountry Speaking from ycals of experience in visiting the laboratories of other colleges, Professor McCormock, of the chemical engineering depart ment, stated last week that in his opinion Armour’s chemical engineer- ing laboratories are the best equip- ped for undergraduate work of all those in the country. The occasion was an interview with a Tech News reporter on Professor McCormack’s talk at the S.P.E.E. convention at Atlanta, a talk dealing with the de- sign of equipment for college chem- ical engineering laboratories. In explanation of his statcmmt. Professor McCormack added that since Armour has been engaged in developing its laboratories longer than anyone else, it has naturally de- veloped them farther. Dunbar Precision at First Sepia Meeting With Claire Dunbar presiding, the Sophomore class held a short meet- ing in‘Scicnce Hall last Friday. An election committee of five was appointed to receive petitions. Twen- ty-five signatures are required 1for any one petition. These petitions may he handed to any one of the following men: Beardsley, Lace, Marshall, Naumen, or Worcester, who constitute the committee. Wagner and Seidenberg, the two major lottormcn, will be co—captains for the sophomore baseball team whose first practice will be held to~ marrow afternoon in Ogden Field. um MEHLHORN. star golfer, says: .. will. mm Museum, stau- pitcher oEtthX. Giant “Camels are 50 mild, they never get my wind or ruffle my nerves.” 1 law You, brother Arx, will have to help me, your new news—ed, by boarv lng wilhjne for a few moments while I give the conventional but necessaly tripe about how happy I am to be your correspondent. The same goes for welcoming the new Arx into our midst and the old Arx back, and in so doing we are glad to sue Joe KICHAVEN back at his post as chief cook and bottle- washer. Joe will be happy to take any of the mw men on a personally conducted tour of the department for a nominal sum of . . . Th: proper method of proceedingl as your newsved is making friendsI with the new men and helpingr them to get acquainted with the others. So gentlemen, meet Ed SCHMALTZ, whose favorite story is, if you’ll lis- tin, “I should have been twins but they forgot to cut me in half”. Now you probably know why Tod WOOLSEY has given up smoking a pipe; it's euuier to borrow a cigar- chm. There is no time like the present to tell the freshmen about that grand old custom (two years old) of. the wearing; ol’ the green. No doubt you have seen green pots on the heads of various craniums at the main building, and it is absolutely neces— sary that YOU wear them in an". about the downtown campus (the “vote no‘ the craniumsl. The Junior Am were surprised? lust Wednesduy because of the promptness with. which the LIFE class stm‘tcd. They too/c to it like ducks take to water, judging by some of lhc drawing turned out (no, not wet) and do they like it. The group is so small that. the seniors decided to fill to overflowing, the LIFE clust- lmt only at certain times. They ul- waj/s came back for more! Remem- ber! LIFE begins at 1. The same Juniors are so rushed that they will have taken the first Class “B” Esquissc for an “AN ARTIST’S COLONY,” Saturday. More power to them! A number of the Arx (not to menu lion any names) started the season right by attending n stage perform- ance (and not to mention the type) he first (lay of school. ARK NEWS received first hand information that the show was a humdingor. A. J. ROSEN, the only upper- classman to attend Mr. BENTLEY’S class in ARCHITECTURAL HIS— TORY, is going: to make it tough for the freshmen by turning- in a bunch of nifty sketches. We are glad to see Lorry JOH— ANNSON back this year after his ill- ness and animusr those missing (if anyone will miss him) is “BLUE- BOY” URBAIN. Many of you have noticed that Harold I-lAWLEY has not returned. We ofl'er our hearticst congrats and wish happiness to Mr. and Mrs. Eagle Eye ll. W ilTllE srsAu scum Wm m The senior chemicals wonder if Prof. Dutton appreciates the en- lightening remarks of LOWELL LAMMERS. If he doesn’t shut up soon, he’ll be treated like a fresh- man. It’s a promisell BILL ALT mod ART RICE and some feminine Friends were pinched for speeding in a near suburb. Ap- parently Bill studied the wrong “mop” because he had his limits mixed. — Bill Flcig said that he got stewed on his girl friend’s breath after she had one fg‘hboll. Yes, sir! There’s nothing like a cheap drunk. The "butchers" are on the war— path removing in good deal of the? summer nhrubbcry that blossomed forth lately. HERMAN ROSS a walking adverliwment of as fertilizer company in only “half there." For DON ElREWER n microscope was “and but he was nailed also. GEORGE STARMAN nhnved his all himself. He either had cold feet or a worm more or both. MOTGR CLUB lNN BANQUETS A SPECIALTY “We Cater to Students” Moderate Prices—Big; Variety 33rd and Michigan BOULEVARD CAFE GERMAN KITCHEN 25c Plate Lunch Changed Daily Sandwiches 51: and 1°C Elsi and Michigan GEORGE M. EON, my tennis star: “Camels never get my wind. More ex- . pensive tobaccos f arc used in Camels. , That accounts for l their wildness!" E . ‘dddldllill W hiss Healthy nerves, sound wind, abun- lel. MUEEELL, in action on the dia- mond! He says: "Camels have lla- vor, plus mildneso ma rare combina- tion. And they neverpwtmywind.” ddlllhlfhthilfitbfi row dam energy are important to you i too. So note the comments famous ,' athletes make on Camels. Because Camels are so mild . . . made from costlier tobaccos. . .you can smoke them all you please. Athletes have found that Camels don’t jungle the nerves or get the wind. And you’ll never tire ofcheir appealing flavor. “I smoke Camels steadily.Fromyears of experience I know they won’t get my wind or jungle my nerves." style swimming champion, com- ments: “Camels are mild. They don’t cut down my wind. Camels are full of rich,smoothta5te!” America has welcomed three new members. They are Wilson Moy, Harold Chem, and Arthur Yee, who came from the University of Mich- igan. Tech Radio Station improves Equipment W9YW, the Armour Tech Radio station, through the cooperation of Professor Moreton, who procured ad- ditional equipment, will have one of ,‘ the most powerful amateur stations in the middle west. Plans are being drawn for a one kilowatt final ampli- fier for forty meter C. W. work and in a few days construction will be- gin. Through schedules with other engineering schools and numerous other contacts cveryi day, the station will ofi’er new services to Armour Institute. .fifififi@§§ Camels are made from finer, MORE EXPENSWB TOBACCGS —--Turkish and Domestic—chm any other popular brand. S33E96) R. j. REYNOLDS TOMCCO (Ii. Winston-Sedan. N. C.