By E. R. Johnson and T. H. Watts It has been estimated by the Cardinal, University of Wisconsin publi~ cation, that coeds in the University use enough lipstick annually to paint four good sized barns. Coeds were asked by reporters to press their lips to a sheet of graph paper (dumb reporters). The average coverage was .83 square inches. This multiplied by the average weekly applications of 32 times showed that each coed covemd 9.68 square feet annually and all ARMOUR Plan to Build Air Conditioning Unit ‘ To promote the installation of an actual air conditioning project, a unit is being installed in the offices of the mechanical engineering deg partment. This is being done through the combined effort of Pi Tau Sigma, honorary mechanical enginering fra- ternity, and the A. S. M. E. Its pur- pose is to give students more than theoretical training, and to give l practical experience on the installa— tion and operation of air condition- the second ing equipment. It was recognized at the start that the cost of such a project might make it infeasible, but the work of TECH NEWS 'l’lll“. STEAM Silll‘lllil. When MORTON LUBE-R got up to give his English talk the entire class got up and walked out. Now Mort has a swelled head. Great men are‘ judged by the numbers of their en», emies, insists this budding orator. illustrated lecture dealing. (Oh, yeah!) 'l: m a: . R Wh ' ' ' en spanking 0f Burlesquc’i in der 1; English one wonders why Leo Fai- lelson, Willy .lohnson and “Julie" Page Three Ramsey Will Susan on Elemgntary. Radio “Radiation From an Aerial," an s f. It, t 43 phase of electric and magnetic fields will be presented today by Prof. R. . Ramsey of Indiana University un- he auspices of the Physics Club of Chicago. The laws of radiation will be derived by analogies and sim- . J >h' k ' ' " Are the JUNlORS AND SENIORS “L "'5 y get “th guilty looks on ple mathematics. All students are Easing Up? l l John Bumle, freshman, boasts oil elevation on the school elevator from 1 to the filth floors throughout the entire semester. Ilf 914 x]: SNOONIE, the canine student, now boasts of being the only dog- of their faces. ill Ill ‘in One-Minute Play invited to attend this lecture, to be given at the Lighting Institute to- night at 7 p. m. The Lighting In— Scene I Act 1 - STAN HEALY stitute is located on the thiry-sixth gets Eomethille‘ in his We and Winkfi floor of the Civic Opera building at (not smoke either). Scene II Act ll—Lady X morti- enl Scene Ill Act lll —- Stan rubs 20 North Wacker Drive. Professor Ramsey has had wide experience as a teacher. lie has written several books on radio sci- promotion has been carried t: sue]; his (her?) kind. Prof. Freud has con— an extent that it has 1: e sane ion 0 ferred upon the mutt the degree, Dean Heald and Professor Huntly, lDog of Chemical Engineering. There slapped face. i"! if. ll: ence and many papers for scientific magazines. the women of the University of Wisconsin, 27,875 square feet. The spectacle of o, “twelfth" mom in Da/rtmouth’s football lineup ago/inst Princeton last fall was voted first place in the Associated Press poll of oddi- ties in sports for 1935. Sixty-five co-cda of the University of Vermont turned out for the rifle loam. . . . Just what effect this will hate on the “who—do—you—~thinlo—— thcwguy—withwthe—gum—is” gag is hill/I’d to 3014/. W. R. Crowley, ex-prexy of the Eastern Association of Intercollegi- ate Football Officials, speaking be- fore that body at the conference held in New York last week, esti- mated that this past fall 650,000 boys played football, 13,000 men com- peted for 400 colleges in 3500 games and approximately 30,000,000 fans paid a total gate of $60,000,000. You’d be surprised to know that: Dr. Dafoe is the father of the Quints; Jay Berwanger plays with Notre Dame; Omaha, who won the last derby, is now a battleship; the Normandie, supposedly built by France, was really constructed by Britain, America, or Italy, and re- cently sank; Melvin Pruvis, former ace G-man, is now 9. Purdue All- Ameriean football star. . . . It’s hell to be educated! ,SlDELlNESfl (Continued from page 1) law not clear, or does a judge merely follow his individual whim or fancy? ILLINOIS CIRCUIT Judge E. D. Shurtlefl‘, notorious for his unusual decisions, awarded prison sentences to seventeen labor union members for violation of an injunction issued against them. The judge stated, “Picketing by an organized union with organized pickets constitutes conspiracy. An act of one becomes the act of all.” Only one violation, and that by a single individual, was proven. The judge added comment advising against heed of hallucina— tion eminating from the brain of President Roosevelt, who, be de- clared, has never done a day's work in his life. ANY LAW WHICH makes the act of one individual 01’ an organized group, not engaged in the commission of felony, the act of the several mem— bers would seem to be out of harmony with every scheme of justice. The likelihood of the existence of so gen- eral a law is, indeed, scant. One can— not but gain the impression that the sentences were meted out of per- sonal prejudices rather than by vir— tue of statute. The inference is strengthened by the unprovoked and irrelevant comment thrown in for good measure. A DECISION of immediate inter- est and equally astonishing was handed down by a local judge sitting in a case of suit for engineering fees. A group of engineers continued to execute their client’s demands even while repeatedly warning him that his project could not succeed. The court held that no fees should be allowed, for the engineers, as ex- perts, should have refused to continue work that they knew to be futile. The comment was added that by their compliance with demands the en— gineers had left themselves liable to suit for recovery of damages sus- tained by the client. THESE STRIKING inconsisten- cies are but a few of the puzzling rulings made by courts. What man— ner of administration of justice prompts them is beyond conception. That respect for law and its adminis- tration should continue under such circumstances is hardly to be anticis pated. that there be on the board of regents Purdue’s charter stipulates u one former, one woman, and one person of good moral character.” . . . nul" seal. When a student at the University of Southern California catches any one cheating on an examination, he begins to stamp his feet. The class takes up the stamping and continues until the cheat stops. But what of the seismographs‘.’ head of the mechanical department. Professor Nachman is in charge of the course. In order that a definite idea of the cost might be gained, the eight stu- dents who plan to work out the pro- ject are now engaged in calculating the size of refrigeration unit re~ quired for the place chosen. The plan is to install mechanical refrigeration for cooling, probably with an ammonia system. A duct sys- tem is also being designed for the installation. The installation of the system would open up an avenue for gradu- ate work in this field for which there is some demand at this time, and may also draw a heavier enrollment in the night school course on the sub- ject. It has further possibilities of increasing the scope of activity in the commercial testing carried on by the mechanical department. .15 only one hvmg thing with a 51m1~ MACDONALD is creating quite a The red shirt worn by DOUGLAS v:.-=—_~—-- —————~— C. W. Carstens — the galloping ”at. degree, 3' W' (Jamson, Donkey disturbance. It is said that it was Greek had his mind and his hands of Chemical Engineering. '4‘ w i" “Puppy" Jukc. JOHN (CUPID) STURGEDN of m m )1: the Bow and Errors oats crackers Winkler and Bacci picked up two in bed. ll is rumored that on nights coveds at the dance after the Ar- belore exams he inholea a few Edi» mom, _ George Williams game and cater Biacuita (not adv.) in said bed took them home (among other “I‘m' things). :I: it a m m m Suggested Theme Songs Don Richardson claims to be a Jake—J‘He shifts gears with his )1 . 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