Page Four "lttii Milt Width l lidh’iill’ltfilthh ill 1 Stdldll’fi hthhhllt ( l A flit of “Canned” Humor We practice outside today7. . .. ‘ Hot Dawnl. . .Herc‘s where I shine. I’ll show them fly~chascrs some real Loss of Seven Regulars . ball playing. . ,Dam bench might at Makes Dutcome least be made of soft wood. . .Any— how I wore it smooth for the next Doubtful ibunch of willow pushers...I wish TECH WON LAST YEAR that Coach would send me in. . .l'd show him...A guy’d think a fella ] like him would recognize talcnt Wednesday, April 17’ will be the when he sees it. , .Lookit that center— day the ’I‘echawk baseball squad fielder batting...Ugh! Is he lousy! opens its present schedule, weather, ‘ ' .Missed it by a foot. :.Be'c11a I‘d Permitting, meeting: Northwestern in L a rammed "3 down the pllChm‘YS 1190“ what it is hoped will be a duplicatel ...Didn i, even smell that one. . . of last year’s game, which resulted And guys like me warmm’v the bench in a 54; Armour victory. This StatO-. . . .No wonder justice is blind. . .And ment amounts to more than a more: lamp that shortstop with that glass hope when one considers that this arm...l—lasn’t thrown a decent one year the Purple have suflered a (1-2‘ yet. ' .Boy, I'd show ’Cm' ' .They defeat at the hands of Elmhurst, al ”Wk they,” 5“ hot- ' 'Pd SMW' ' ' team which Armour defeated in its league opener last season by a score the losing Northwestern pitcher was, Ray Kimball, while the winning: hurler was none other than Paul Blocsch; both of these men being the losing pitchers in their respective gon games with Armour last year. The boys from home garnered no less , _ , than ten hits from Bloesch, and five Wm M ”“5" .Uumphl T‘l’ped w from Kimball. Of course the loss 01“ - ‘ .’Smatter W‘th me today. ' .Nuts, and weep. . .Ooof-. . .Missed it... . ’sfunny. . .Must be losing,r my eye. .. Go ahead and grin, yuh apel. . , , Lefty Mayer might negate some oft Sier "‘13“: ‘IGML‘Sthe goth]: old that Armour Square will be the "‘ this cheer flinging, but facts are' or 50mm; m ‘ ' ‘ ce, oac ’ 0 sun scene of this year’s baseball tourna— was in my eyes. . .1 ain’t been Ieel~ ___________.____._._.._..—_ The Rookie’s Renter-cc . . .uh—uh. . .looks like the Coach in This year the inter-frat relay is due callin' me. . .Yeh, what d’yuh want? Wednesday morning, the track and ,f 7—6, Top this with the lact that l Me. . .Bat‘1. . .Hot Dawg! Watch me field prelims on Thursday morninu‘, chin one on the l’lOl‘lZOfl.. .Pitch it and the finals, Thursday afternoon. But I'll murder this next one. . .Daw- May 1. The matches in these Sports e...I kinda missed that one too will take place at the course or I’ll smear this: one into that grinnin’ nities. ARMOUR TECH NEWS thdlhltlll‘l‘ll filth PREP Milli lihh‘ll'l' ‘ scours PRQGRAM Tuesday, April l6, l935‘ He fought Redman, coach of the Y squad. lemme, turner t QWSE Siftihhlllh .nD‘émn‘inlli’ff il“:i.2ifl§l§i“.3i ‘ WETH BQUVES AVE“ Y vantage in the 131 1b. class. Jimmy was; much too fast; for his man, and his leg work was superb. The next match was between Pal;- terson of Armour and Alvarez, who placed third in the city Y. M. C. A. tournament. After going the regu— lation time to a draw, Patterson was pinned in 67 seconds in the over— time. In the last bout Gene Kreml pinned his man in 32 seconds. This gave Armour the meet by a 15-10 score. Since. none of the Duncan boxers were present, three boxers from South Chicago Y. M. C. A..gave Ru- bin, Behmer, and Moore a workout. The rest of the squad, Manke, Sramek, Seidonberg, and Stober had to be content to not as seconds. The first match brought Rubin and Kehoc, fighting at 112 lbs., togeth- er. Rubin chased Kelioe from on» side of the ring; to the other, com sictcntly delivering hard punches. All you may assume, he won his fight. The next bout was at 124 lbs. It was between Behmer and Spencer, a spirited give and take affair with Spencer of Duncan having a slight edge in the giving portion, and he consequently received the decision. The last bout saw Moore last; a very close bout to Durmau of the Y squad. Armour’s frat men are out Last Thursday evening the Ar- stretching the old limbs in prepara- mour wrestling and boxing squads tion for the 5 tin interfr'iternit Tuesda A y“ 16 ‘ travelled to the West. Side Y for a p g ' y y' p \meet with the Duncan teams. The THlS WEEK’S GAMES sports competition. Last Wednesday ERIE. 4. vs. MJE. 14—40230. Duncan boxing: squad did not show Cf; 2 V5“ Ch‘E' 2"“11‘30' up, and only five of their wrestlers ULE' 4 “‘ F‘P'E' 2"“2‘00' appeared, but disaster was averted when three boxers lrom the South Chicago Y performed. the Interfraternity Council met and drawings were made for games and matches in golf, tennis, and base- Wednesday, April17 ball. The interfraternity track meet, F.P.E. 3 vs. M.E. 4——10:30. l which will take place during Junior FIRE. 2 vs. ELE. Ill—2:00. The fir“ bout 0f the evening was Week, is to be conducted by we \fought by McDanicls of Armour and l , O’Connor with the cooperation of MMJW. April 22 Richardson of Duncan in the 125 lb. the track manager, Chedo Grakavac. ”LE. 4 vs. C.E. 2o—2:00. class. Richardson grunted his way through the bout and pinned Mc~ Daniels in 5 minutes and 25 seconds. Horm Sumner, Armour’s captuim elect, showed the crowd some real wrestling technique when he pinned his man in 4 minutes and 21 seconds. Track Meet in Junior Week i Last year’s track meet, one of the l most hotly contested of any inter— ~ fraternity event, was won by Tri— angle, with The‘a Xi second. Reed of Theta Xi was high point man. Tuemday, April 23 FiPJE. 4 vs. 151.5. 3—-—-10:30. Ch.E. 2 vs. Bunnies—«1:00. EJE. 4r vs. E}; 2. RESULTS or LAST WEEK’S GAMES Cine. 2 (12)~—M.E. 2 (a). ' The Spring vacation is a very nice thing but it means more holes in the Fresh (18)——C. E. 3 (12). schedule. Br: sure to look for next If weather permits, the tennis and LE. 4 (6)—--C.E. 2 (4). week's games on the bulletin board» golf competition will start about‘ nopopcrncm Tuesday. Stormy weatherl BOV' what it does The track team opened its out- courts suitable to opposing fratcr— to our baseball schedule. Another door season last Saturday at Elm- weck like that post one and the toulr- hurst. What with a “We“: since in- nament will be a feature of summer door and lots of Jupiter Pluvius they schooll could hardly be in the pink—«unless they’ve been sneaking practice. Baseball Practice Started It was decided at the meeting Tuesday saw three games, and the COMPLETE PLATE facts. . C t (i ld‘7 0k ,5 m ment. Some fraternities started losers in the first two went out of the It’s Armour vs. Northwestern to- LUNCH, 30-: Wildcat L e e Elmh r I ‘ ;_“E~ t 4‘3“ 0:52 ‘ “1"“ rdzlyke Iu fol, practice last week, and as soon as lists. That leaves seventeen toams— marrow as Evanston sees our season Changed Daily 5 as o u s t avon e post 10“.. . l1 weather permits the tournament will but; we hear that the Senior Arx opener. Should be a real Armour The Wildcats, in but they were in no manner van- me smother it...Here it comes... uuished, as the pitching due] of the nice and mill"- » .waich me nab it first five innings substantiates. The ' bare—handed. . - .Damn sun. ~ - 4581” Purple were allowed only one run see it ..... lost it ..... cvcrything’s during this time while the Elmhurst against me. - ~0W” Right smack 0“ Sluggers were blanked. Northwestern l the dome- . .Gee Willikers, my bean scored in the first with Elmhurstl feels like a busted watermelon... duplicating in the sixth to tie the Quit langhin’, yuh dopes! ..... Could score. Action was then stale until ’a happened to you too...You’d the eighth when Elmhurst went int ”link they “(WET made an error. - - front to finish ahead. Zowie, here comes a wicked bouncer Not satisfied with batting and, . - .Hope 1- ~ ~0WUUClll- .Was that fieldingr practice, the north-side” a crazy hopl- - ~Cl‘a0ked me right in have been barrister-min]: southern the shin...Go ahead and run, yuh Illinois, where they hoped to run up . twerp. . -l’ll P21“ W“ at second. . ~ against some competition in the} Watch it smoke. . .Oops, kinda hich shape of the Illinois College andi ...Here comes the Coach...looks State Normal squads. The rwmerlkinda mad...wonder whynyah. 1 game was rained out, but the Wild» lmOW Coach. - .Yeh. - Jute. -- cats held hopes for a game after know...it was kinda high...wcnt the sun shone on the State Normal l over the back—stop. - .hut gecl. - -1 field. only. . .all right. . .I'll go. . .don’t l halta swear about it. . .don’t throw _ that bat. . . .l’ll go. . . .gosh, I only Roycemore field will be a pretty tried.. .aw gee! popular spot tomorrow, as the Purple squad: Capt. R. Claborn be- behind the plate, Bud Walsh at first,‘ Armen Henikoff or Ben Arnquist atl Tenmig, Golf Teams second, Stewart Merrill at short, Roy Collins at third, and Pedersen, Lindd, Ready for Opponents Freeman and Williams ‘m the fieldfll Tennis is beginning to loom upon trots out to greet the diamond stars, A , to calendar Already from Armour. The Tech team will] rmour‘s SPOT A . '. 1‘ th probably be composed of Baumel on a tentaive ranking 0f nine 0 , .e the mound, Bartusek behind the best players has been posted. 'lhls ' '1 . (1 limit l plate, Tad Omiccinski at the first; lineup, houcver, does not e iey t Game at Evaneton , . .) place the players as to ability, as it 55:21:; “17:12:" 1:: sermfif‘féer it is based on the brief exhibitions at ’ '5 L a I ’ am..c; the Armory and on last year’s work. in left field, Shewchuck in center, . h - and Siedenberg in right. Each man on the list may c 9.1 lenge the two men above him in matches consisting of the best two out of three sets and if he wins he Tacgfi Yraflkmfin ‘is advanced above these players. Meet Elmhuffilll Successive competitions will show up c l the best six men, who will form this year’s team. Edeavoring to inaugurate the out-l So far only five men have been in door season in the proper manner, active practice but as soon as the Armour’s track and field aggregation outdoor courts in the rear of Chapin traveled to Elmhurst college last hall are opened, a chance will be Saturday. Although the results ofi given to all prospective team mem- the meet were not available at press hers. Ranking men are Armsbury, time, the local tracksters were fav- Lammers, Esbensen, Freund. Ed- orrd to repeat against Elmhurst, .' Schmidt and James. since the latter fell before a relav 1f the weather confinues damp. tively 190}?le trained Armour squad the Tech golfers will be forced to fail)" in the season, 581/2 to i don swimming suits for further prac- ‘58/2' ltice. The ground has been so wet Weather Halts Practice that active playing under Coach Due to inclement weather, which‘ Blbb’s leadership has not yet started. deposited large quantities of water‘ Despite thfe damp around, how~ on the track during the past Week, ever, some 0 the men ave been out Ogden field afforded meager oppor- 0011an the pill around. Among 1&55 tunities for practice. Several candi- l year’s men Who are 99“”? 3: fOYYYI dates, however, made the best ofl are Alfie“, Davidson, Ric or S. and the situation and reported for praCai Shanahan, and Of course Manager tice consistently. ‘ Zibble. Among“ those who made the trip to Last Saturday a pre—season meet Elmhurst were: Captain John Roh—‘l was scheduled against the alumni at erts, who competed in the hurdle and . the Southmoor course but 'at press field events; George Nelson, middlel time results were not known. How- distances; Don Neal,Neuert, Dunbar, ever. four matches are due in the Rigoni, and Friede, dashes; Faust, next two weeks so the golfers need Tuma, and Lindeman, distance runs; ‘ not fear inactivity. It’s Northwestern Rodriguez, broad jump; Fleig, hur- at, Kildare next Saturday, and dles; Kulpak and Thornton, highl South Side Junior College and Chi— pimp; and Concolino and Bristol, l cago University over the next week» pole vault. end. . . . . ,- i their Initial ‘ “‘f‘t strike-out. ‘ .l’ll show em """ start. A rule was passed permitting would like to play. Might be able to delegation there ~— and don’t yank game, were defeated by Elmhurst, 1 H1: ‘t here, yuh mugg, and watch l baseball letter men to participate in ALlCl‘J RESTAURANT 3t 17 Went-worth Ave. Extra s ecial out that “homewor “ ‘. Y . p l k gag on be leno Victory 9305 gin a sleep Thursday! lsnoak them in yet. over. the softball tourney. l Widen don’t have to climb a flagpole an high as jacks beanstalk to find out-:- jusrf walk into any one of the 769,340 places in this country where cigarettes are sold amd soy-m 1 Kt is estimated that. shore- are 769,340 places in this country where lo all the time. t‘d’ © i935. lantern to 1mm Tomaso Ca.