Tuesday, April l6, l935 By Orville Hampton I i l l Ohio State University contributed $43,367 to the federal and state governments last fall as taxes on its five home football games. of the 9,000 women graduates of the University of California only about 3,300 are married, and more than 50 per cent of these were married between the ages of 26 and 36. A proposal for the ”open subsidiza’tion" of college athletes is nowl being considered by the members of the Pennsylvania Association of Col- lege Students. There are sevrral college sladia in the United States with seating capacities- greater than the entire population of the state of Nevada. Cour-h Din/r Harlow, new grid mentor . a! Harvard University, (Cambridge, Mass.) has a new slant on the great game, and the alumni, to judge by their cheers, love it. While other coaches plead that iho game be kept “clean” or “unprofes- sionalizcd”, Mr. Harlow says, "Keep it ragged.” “When the legs of our youth are only developed by pressing on an ac- celerator,” he says, “lot as do all in our power to [we]? the game ragged. It is the only game now which a lady cannot play.” There are hours and beers, and there are also fellows who insist on trying out new steps on a crowded dance floor. (Kentucky Kernel). Dr. R. H. Seashore of the Uni- versity of Southern California (Lou Angelea), using; a device for count- ing hand tremors which he devised, proved that women are steadier than m3“. (Edi. Note: Temperament, not com sistcncy). A rowing shell used by the row- ing team of Cambridge University (England) has been fitted with a new device for timing,r the number of strokes per minute and the rate of acceleration. The longest word in the English language is pneumonoultramicro- scopiesilieovolcanokoniosis. lit meansi silicosis caused by particles of vol- canic dust, and contains forty-five letters. (Georgia Technique). From a survey recently published in the University of Washington Daily comes the following item: College papers nominate profes- sors for the Hall of Fame who: Can fire facts, uninteresting as they may be, at their classes with— out putting them to sleep. 'Find it unnecessary to take roll, for their classes are too interesting to miss. Stimulate thinking, sixth grade memorizing. Wear polka—dot ties on Tuesdays and Thursdays and striped ’knit ties on other days. Have read something on their subject since 1928. Tell jokes no older than the earliest Mae West gags. Realize spring has arrived with- out reading it in the weather reports. Give quizzes which, in some man- ner or other, have to do with the course. Illustrate their lectures with in— cidents which happened in states other than their home states; to children other than their own; and sometime after 1919. instead of University of Kentucky cheer leaders have to take a six weeks’ course in training before being al- lowed to try out for the jobs. “The Anatomy and Histology of the Fransition Region of Fragapogon Porrifolia” is the title of a Ph. D. thesis at Ohio State University. There are approximately 1,500,- 000 living college graduates in the United States. One hundred and thirty-five un- dergraduates at Princeton Univer- sity, working as waiters in the din- ing halls during 1933—34, received $31,971 wages. PROM RUMOR ll lack a lane. (Purdue Exponent). ARMOUR Oldenburger Praised by European Savant Reprints of mathematical papers 1 which were written by Dr. R. Oldenburger of the Armour Mathl department and printed in mathe-l ‘ matieal journals from this counti'yl have been requested by Maurir; Lecat, leading- Belgian mathematician. Mr. Lecat. professor of mathematics at the University of Brussels in Bcl~ g‘ium, highly commended the papers in a letter to Dr. Oldenburger. From time to time reports have come from parts of the United Slates and sections of Europe. it brings well directed attention upon Armour Institute when such articles are no- ticed abroad. STUDENT lllllSllllilS There is no sight so sad as a Fresh— man on a rainy day. Class loyalty, class spirit, class esprit de corps steal silently away when symbolized by the wet washrags perched perilous- ly on the neophytcs’ craniums. Really, there is no jusliCe to such a situation. It is impossible to ad- mit the rationality of the sardonic and sadistic reasoning of a man who would so construct a cap to twist and contort outrageously at the merest mention of watch-a sort of divining rod, as it were. We know the fiendish iron'nrs. the desperate dyeine's, the awful operations each hat undergoes in the dead of night that its owner might appear presentable the following: morn. The drip of rain is indeed a dole- AfiJl/ME. Visits Two fui sound to the Yearling, who TECH - NEWS Milwaukee Concerns Fifty members of the Armour branch of the American Society oi". Mechanical Engineers visited two of Milwaukee’s larger industrial plnnls‘ on their inspection trip last Wednes- day, Apr] 10. ‘ The first plant visited was that all the Allis—Chall‘ners company, makersl of farming; equipment, pumps, lur— bines, and similar products. The ma-- jor project under construction at the time of the visit was the turbo— gencratinri; equipment for the Boul- der Dam. i In the afternoon of the same (lay,l the factory of A. O. Smith, manu-l facturers of steel products, was vis—\ itcd. However, because a new set—up was being prepared, the plant was not in operation. The A. 0. Smith Company’s chief product is steel automobile frames. Professor Rocsch arranged for the party to inspect the Nol'ilbcrg’ Mam ufacturing Company, producers of various types of mechanical equip-j ment, including Diesel engines. An-3‘ other product of this concern . stone 1 crushing equipment, and it is theirX claim that 90 per cent of all theV stone crushed in the United StatesE passes through a machine of their manufaci re. knows lull well that every molecule of dye (doubtless Paris green} is straining at its l'ceblc leash, wait~ 1m: only the first tiny drop of pro—l cipitution to send it coursing- downl the nose, into the mouth and drool-l in}.r out the corners again. “In spring all green thing's comcth forth.” How true the poet‘s words—— G. F. , "rm Ni)? 0MB of those ‘natural bum students’ you hear about,” says Capers Smith. “1 have to buckle down and study to get results. When I’m not hitting the books, I work in the college bookstore from 12 :04 every day. It’s easy to see how full my time isl When I feel tired or ‘logy,’ I know that ll'm nearing the end of my energy. Then I always smoke a Camel. It revives inc-restores my energy. And each Camel that follows seems to he even more chock-full of that mellow, rich flavor! I smoke Camels steadily. They never tire my taste. And Camels never make my nerves jumpy." (Signed) chums smwunas ney is oil'icially on again, and irom the competition should be very keen. a. ten caddy. ‘ The Lead Pipe Buskllball Tour— the looks of the lead pipe trophy The first round of genius found the juniors and sophomores Victoriousl over the fresh and seniors, respec» tively. III a a: The highest award of the last modelling judgment was given to Lee VAN SCOY‘OC in shape of a mention-commended for his model of =1. Mr. SU’I‘ER w ' good enough last; week to send h. freshmen up tol NIGGER for the seniors who worc‘ cnmplcting their RESEARCH HOS-i PITALS. Incidcn‘ally, these l'rosh,1 with one very notable cxceptionn wear their green CAPS vcry relied iously; and consequl‘ntly the seniors} were sccimr [rrecn before the, jud'el ment. But things took on a rosier hue afler the jury made their dew cisions because mentions were rath-i er generously awarded despite the fact that thcrc were no second medals. ll: ll! ll‘i Lennie KAPLAN came About as.) close to being SENKED as we have“ witnesned in a long time. This close. call for Lonnie came after he ln-i curred the wrath of the intollcront seniors, and is printed in this column‘ Page Three only to nerve fair warning to the rest of the under-classmate, especial- ly the lrosh, who have yet to be initiated into the A. A. 5. (Seven rzlw, and a. tiger). a. This editor is furl/null]: dedicated to champion Hm ranse of tho airli- ifw llu‘oii,‘ ‘ "do. We’d rather not , ,, or any partimlur ilwldflnl, iml how that (his annoimu mun! wi'l discourage any such nn- genilcmaniy (all. as pastry loosing in HM fiiilii‘(!.' ’v‘ ’1: ll! ‘ Jack ALLEN was given a very GRAPHIC warning to stop CUTv TING Concrete. In order to make himself absolutely understood, Sholto SPEARS exhibited his artistic ability by drawing a caricature of ALLEN on the board wth a dangerous look» ing dagger neatly placed at the throat lino. xi l4 The ARX DANCE is to be staged at the Urban Room of the Congress Hotel- and Rahal: EDMUNDS and his. cohorts after taking a poll have de- cidcd that the affair will he a dinner- dmfice and will take place Friday, April 26. Well, tellers, if you can scrape together the necessary pe- cunirry requirements don't make any other dates for that night, he- cnusc these ARK, from past experi- ence, can PROMOTE dances. ll! 1|: 5|: A chat was given by Mr. Alfred GRANGER, Chicago architect of in— ternational reputation, to the ARX. He spoke of the future of young men in architecture and his talk was so encouraging- that even the most pessimisiic of us were filled with ambition and enthusiasm. EAGLE EYE. @1035, R. J. Reynolds Tab. (Jo “I'M Ill NEWSPAPER WOMAN. It’s absorbing work— but I have to put in long, irregular hours. When l'm feeling let down. l smoke a Camel to restore my an- orgy and interest. Camels are a smoother smoke, too. They do taste better.’ (Signed) MARGARET E. NICHOLS "IT'S [3 HAND, Ac‘flVE life—— bridging the Golden Gate with the longest single span ever built. When I'm worn out, l light up a Camel. it quickly relieves me of tiredness. Ismokc steadily-have for years. Camels never upset in nerves (Signed) R. G. CONE, Engineer