Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, April 2, l935 “Our professor is all we ." Such was the written sign which greeted a geology professor at Oberlin col» lege on his return from buying a new pair of trousers after falling into a quarry while collecting fossils. ‘ l 1 Here’s an idea for homesick fresh} men: A student at Lafayette college ‘ last year had his own airplane which 1 he kept at the Easton airport, to use 1 in traveling to and from his home.l Every county in the state of South . Carolina is represented among the 1,391 students enrolled at the Uni-- versity of South Carolina. Only 100 of those registered are from out ofl l . 1 l 12y ()rvillc H. Hampton A new addition to the library of- the University of North Carolina in- eludes 58 boolkc printed in the fifteenth century, more than 800 mamm‘ the state. ‘ i scripts on parchment, dating back to the ninth century, and a: number of I manuscripts of the medieval period. A Minnesota law student has thigi l ———»~———-— l career business all figured out. “A’ "lm Iwo pints ”HI/[1‘ nnr (-m'm't?" asks tlu- Kansas State Collegian. 1 men, he thinks, make teachers; “B"i mcn make lawyers; “C" men make. the legislators; and :‘D" men make1 the money. Ihe "Little thrown Jug‘, symbol oi toothall supremacy between Minnesota and Michigan, is five feet tall and has a capacity of 400 gallons. A poll of women stink-“(,5 at Mun: Amherst. Don’t consider it necessary my State Teachers. College revealed l l“ diet thm'e your V‘s“ hm'hei 370‘": “W,“ pref“. “men who are men," ; family will be just as glad to see you broad shouldered. and 0f the cave, if Y9” 100k flamlliar." man variety lo any other style. Enrique Miles, University of Cin»l cinnati senior, has been making ex-I h‘ibilion parachute jumps to pay his; tuition. l an.._ i When an English instructor at an At a dance held recently ail Harvard has Inn/1 (icon puzzled by eastern 601103.59 asked if anyone could: Northwestern university, girls werel whencei ”“9 ‘he word “diadcm” 90””‘5‘13’! 3 charged two cents for each pound; [31.5 1. bright young athlete came forward , over one hundred plus a tax for hair l Hm puzzle is soon, to be solved. Au-i With “"3 “WWW?! “A- ‘h’m who color. The heaviest girl topped thcl Hui-Him; Hm»: Irrc rnpurwd ready to ’ Fla-VS football W'“ diadem 519” : scales at 146 and the lightest at 95.‘ make phonograph." records 0/ tl:.tal“”i"ker than one who doesn’t.” low; of 125 girls weighed only six apu‘ch of entering freshmen and‘ Hum again mlwu Hwy, are yruclmderlA, I ”M enigma 1.1}: prohlvm : comes the “Harvard (Ir-cent!" , were red haired. Students at Case Tech turned the _______ ___‘__ tables on their professors and graded: A room as free from shock and The time may be coming when l, their Wehing abilities in a Wham" vibration as is humanly possible to‘ freshmen will be stuffed into one end I dueted Tecenhy- A ban“ was 13mm“, consruct is nearing completion inl ‘ in the student newspaper giving the the l lproi'essor's name and columns for l "educated." At any rate, machine cd—l grades of SOOdv fair, and poor: Each ~— I ucation is advancing rapidly. 1 student voting also had the right tel The difiefence betweenflip Van A machine has been invented atl name the four beat professors he had) Winkle and some “mien", is that Ohio State University for gradingl ever had. The professors receivingl Rip Van Winkle woke uplv—Du“ exams. The student merely punches the “hike“ rating only were an-l queslw Dulle- out his answers to the questions uni no“"""‘l‘ l ——-— a card, and the card is then fed into A V0“: similar to this at Armouri The funeral SEYWCO \VhiCh stands the machine The machine scores might be very interesting. What dol 0‘“ strongest in the memory of a sub-basement of Engineering hall at Carnegie Tech. of a machine and four years later taken out at the other end, fully l I l l each question, prints the number oil you think “i the idea? I certain 01855 M the UhiVGI’SiW 01' mistakes, and makes a complete rec-1 *— , l Kansas was one conducted for an aid of the students who missed each Lanny ROSS' celebrated radio‘ 0099“”le hilt beloved Old PYOfGSSOT- point. singer, won the Yale 440 yard chum»l At the height of his oration, the‘ pionship and the intercollegiate 300 minister said: “The shell has broken yard record in track while in col~ l and the nut is gone.” lege. His real name is Lancelot Put~i rick Ross. I From Oregon State comes the statement of a psychology professor! In the days of our grandparents .——— Y girls used to kiss and make up. Last December Tulane flew the Now they make up and kiss. American flag on its campus at half (Panhandle Collegian) mast in honor of a negro for the first 1, _._._. time. He was a negro janitor, seventy “ An enterprising feature writer at years old and for thirty-four years i Oberlin college has figured that had tended the building of the cngi-l 1,260,000 cigarettes are smokedl nearing college. i yearly by the Ktudents of that, school—the average is 764 for each More than one-third of all the stu—'} student. More than 300 students, rehresent- ‘ dents at Texas Tech are bearing part W ing- 32 foreign countries, are enrolled‘, or all of their college expenses. 687 Two thousand wads of chewing at the University of Southern Cali-l men and 242 women are regularly cum were recently removed froml fornia. lemployed, and, of these, the FERA , under the library tables at the ‘ has provided jobs for 200. {‘University of Florida. 'l‘ed Husi r, f ' - m nouncer, is Ibirredmftiin Siisdiiflcaaslts‘ Among a group of the University: . There can't be so much to the in-Y at Harvard because he called Barrylof Pennsylvania students, who were sxstent remark that college student? 1 I x that, as a rule, most profession give A's to pupils who are meek and whose ideas are most easily moulded by the professors. Students whom ideas conflict with the praicasom’ got B’s and on down the scale. Iowa State University has in- augurated a course which deals with the problems of married life. Wood, Harvard's great quarterback, asked, “Who is the vice-president of l are a bunch of slightly pink pacifists. the U. S AX!" were the seniors, who‘ An evidence, we point to the slogans had not the slightest idea. One said i of Nebraska and Minnesota univer— he knew it wasn‘t Roosevelt and an- l sities, respectively: other thought it might be a guy named Robinson. putrid in one of his broadcasts. The Howard College Observatoryl (A ~ , : acts as sponsor to the "American As— i Pulvcrize the Panthem‘ , I “Manglc Michigan.” satiation of Variable Stair 0bserv~ on." This is an organization of more . W. 3, ii. Hears Tally; ‘ciety of Engineers last Thursday‘ idestructlvencss to property, life, and the Committee’s decision, and, if :forth new ideas and new methodsl gually regard as being one Of the: is favorable, the Dean will notify l i fiMflUATEfifl (Continued from page 1) Win Efififi fig WVQE‘E& l together with a brief outline of its —————~ l probable contents. & This application upon receipt by ‘ the Dean will be turned over to the Institute Standing Committee on Post Scholastic Degrees, which con— sists of three members of The Fuc- ulty Council who have been chosen because of their exceptional qualifi- cations and whose duty it is to see that all requirements are complied with, to then communicate its up- proval to the Dean, and to then up point a counsellor who will act as liaison agent between the candidate and the Institute. The Dean notifies the candidate of Dr. George L. Scherger, former head of the department of history; and political science at Armour, spoke at the weekly meeting of the Junior chapter of the Western So~ evening. His subject was “What‘s Wrongr with the World?" The speaker stated that many of1 the present ills of the world, :both economic and social, could be traced directly to the Great War. There, has been no conflict in all historyl which can approach that war in purel ideals. The post—war I’m-10d called, favorable, will acquaint him with the . , \identity of his counsellor. He will .thh engulfed every human “tw‘l then be furnished with the necessary “3" I, instructions l’or his thesis, which Age of Artificialty ‘ must be rendered, not later than May Dr. Sahel-gar continued by stress-i lst, in triplicate form, to the Dean. in},r the ai‘tiliciulity of our present b The Committee will then pass on the age, comparing it with the state of; thesis and Will 5811!! 9- flignednwl'it- affairs in France just prior to thel ton report of its decision to the Dean. revolution That em, which we US-i If the conclusion of the Committee most affecmd periods in the historyl the President that the candidate eat— of the world, was, according to ”19': isfactorily met the Institute’s re- speaker, a period of plain living com-‘ quiremcnts for a professional degree. pared to our modern, complex life” Too Much Pessiminm I 1‘ The extremes of ideas which are‘ . M prevalent at the present time were PENA YfiMS next criticized by Dr. Sclneruer. From ‘ extreme optimism before 1929, when l actors, Because of the large cast, everyone said that there would never l practically all of them have received be another depression, we have come a part in the play. to a point of extreme pessimism involved Play With everyone complaining that we, Brieux’s “Red Robe” is the story Will never grow 011‘: 0f the present l of a man who is tried for murder, °"“~ A“ amusing parallel t0 this sit- despite strong protestations of in- uation was given: At the time of, nocencc on his part and that of his the early railroads, a very skeptical l wife. During the examination, a sor— person looking at a standing 1000- did chapter of his wife’s past is motive made the definite statement brought to fight, an incident of that it could not be started. How- which even her husband is ignorant. WET, when it finally did start, the The accused is set free because of same man said that it could never be insufficient evidence against him, stopped. and he deserts his; wife because of From a general exodus in the dim the secret of her past which she kept rcction of the city in the past half— from him, although she was an in- centm‘yi we have gone to the 0P905‘ nocent party in the affair. Yunet- ite idea 01' the “back to the farm" ta, the wife, is heartbroken as the movement which is gaining momen- result of her disgrace. Begging only tum in many European nations. that her children be kept ignorant Governmental Experim‘mml‘ia“ of his misfortune, she stabs the Thifl has resulted ill the wide- prosecuting attorney who has so spread experimentation in Wthh HOV‘ thoroughly broken up her home and crnments. including our own, have ruined both her life and her hus- indulged. The 11151939“l “New Deal” band’s. Her husband was the victim is merely one form of this hit'or-l Of a plot of an ambitious lawyer,l miss method, according to Dr. Scher- seeking to appease the law, whethel‘l l i I (Continued from page J) gar. the victim be guilty or not. Continuing, he discussed the sub«l The play will be presented in the ject of bureaucracy. He expressedl evening about the middle of May. when iilllhh’l‘tllhd hhlllihl blhllhblh hi? it l‘lnlh Sllfillh The Armour Tech wrestling team tucked another win under its belt when the boys nosed out the Lin- coin-Belmont Y. M. C. A. last Tues; day night by a score of 1‘? to 16. The first boot started out as a win for Armour. Hello tore some liga- ments in his shoulder and was pinned by Harig of the Y after hav» ing- proctically all the time advan- tages. The 135 1b. mix turned out to be a great surprise to the Armour men when Schilling; of Lincoln—Bel- mont gained a time advantage of 3:25 over Jimmy Dunne. The third bout proved to be as much of a surprise to the Lin-Eels as did the second bout. to Armour, when Herm Sumner beat Sweitzer of the Y by a time advantage of 3:59. chitzer was favored to win because he took second place in the state tournament. The bout. was featured with Sumner getting be- hind from every stand and referee’s position. The closest bout of the evenin: was in the 155 lb. class between. Popper of Armour and Petalo. The Techawk gained the decision by a 23 second time advantage. In the 175 lb. class Ecrgquist of Armour defeated Whytc of Lincoln— Belmont. Whyte used a head lock to bother Berg‘quist, but Gus managed to maintain his advantage and pinned Whyte in 4:00 flat with a hammer lock. Tipescue beat Patterson of Ar— mour by a time advantage of 3:22 after Patterson failed to ride his man in the second half of the bout. Roy Kereher won. easily over De- rcneo of Lincoln with a time ud~ vantage of 5:19 after having domv inuted during the entire bout. In the legwlb. class Captain Schmidt kept his record intact and heat Hosanna of Lincolanelmont with a time advantage of 5:55. The last bout of the meet was won by Lincoln-Belmont when Boh- mcr pinned Meyer of Armour in 5:10. Meyer held the majority of the time but rolled inn; 3 half-nelson and u crotch hold to be pinned. A student from the University of Maryland recently called up the Salvation Army. He asked: “Do you save bad girls?” “Yes, we do,” was the reply. ”We“, save me one for next 13‘!!- day night," was the swift retort. serious doubts of the practicability‘ of the rcg’imcntation of industry, which 'we are now undergoing. ‘ In closing, Dr. Schergcr stressed the ever increasing need for adapt- , ability to change. In a world thatl is constantly crumbling about us , and is at the same time undergoing: reconstruction, those who will not. or cannot change with their cnviron- 3 meat will surely find themselves lost. I ' Without struggle, we cannot have change and, according to one Greek . philosopher, “struggle is the father of all things." Wm NEW may “ZONTAL 5 1'0 MAW my ANGLE A‘l' immvnuz or m IIEGHEES No “1‘" 5quure THE DRElFlJSS BLOCK. No Right Triangles No expensive cmno-sectiun— ' paper No thumb racks No illegible sketches Na trouble at all to carry " around 0111 Sale at the Bookstore From the Purdue Exponent: You used to walk a mile for a Camel but now they give you a lift! than 300 amateur astronomers who1 observe the so-callod “variable", Ears—several thousand stars whichl vary in brightness from time to time. Their observations are sent to thei The Revelcrs, world-famous radio Howard Observatory each "”th i quartet, sang to a capacity crowd of and are then made available to 1 students and faculty members of Pur- idue university recently. The concert iconsisted of classical and popular Universities in Japan have only 35l songs in addition to piano numbers women students. i by the accompanist. . ‘3" . THE HEART «swim or THE ovum. AND commas ABOUT EB astronomers the world over. T . . . . . ‘ l Members of the Arizona State 1 In” administration at You» Luz-i Teachers college football team gave oersmty has decreed that no more ofi each other convict haircuts m “cele- 7ts professors my be drafted intol brate" an unsuccessful season. the federal “brain trust.” l President Amie” explained. “Fair-l Students of Hiram college Sold‘ E v muss PER Malawi IN mu Au AilE Minn 7/ AND IMPART$ :2 . u Loo-u THE BRAIN AND THE SPINAL CORD FORM THE CENTRAL NERVDUE SVE'I'EM w‘l‘leE CEREBRUM IS THE SEAT OF INTELLIGENCE AND L, CONSCIOUS fifiNSI-WIOMS. . . .. , AilmL r , -v—~THE him” SURE TO ’ 3“ ll. ‘3.» “.2555, "- n :33 noes to the students requires that thel bricks to secure funds to rebuild the WWW-’6'"?! call a halt, despite “8 administration building recently i genuine desire to serve the public iw‘ destroyed by fire. The bricks were, Mrcst.” I from the razed building and were all i l marked to serve as souvenirs of thel Duke Slater of the University of l event. Iowa has the widest foot the Big; Ten l conference has ever known. He wears ‘ a ll V: FF shoe. I Three Yale students plan to maltei -, a 1,400-mile trip from Yale tol l Miami, Florida, in fifteen days using] Smith college recently passed out“, racing bicycles. ‘ neat little gilt-edged “bibles” to the! gi '15: who came to sip the nectar oi’l Since he started playing: football“ higher education. The book, “Whatl in high school, “Red" Grange, llli» Smith is About,” contains such ad-»nois’ famous “'7", has scored more! ‘ vice and hints as the following: l than 1,400 points on the gridiron.\ “Communism has never been Worked“, This is believed to be the world’s l out successfully. Wear your ownlrecord. lt is impossible to estimate clothes: and let others wear theirs. , how many miles he ms travelled in: I Remember, you came to Smith, not to i cavortinp: on the gridiron. THE SoUPPGRTING QART OF THE BODY I5 THE SKELETON WHICH (:ON5I5T5 OF TWO PREV: W‘— a AND THE Ahli‘ENDICUL W [figs : fimgfmdfi/g é fiery Jimmie.” «me x. l l l.