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Vol. XV

No War in Sight

In spite of the amazing increase in talk about
war that has characterized the daily press re—
cently, we still have hopes of being graduatch
from college on time and going to work at aI
peaceful, constructive occupation in a pcacefull
world. I

The world today is, it is true, armed to aI
greater extent than ever before in a time of“
peace, but it is inconceivable that its arms will
ever be used. Predictions as to what another war'j
would be like are myriad, probably none is;
exactly right, but everyone must realize that.I
whatever the details, it would be too terrible to
be borne. Under the impetus of every great war?
in recent history new weapons, more destructive}
than any that have gone before, have been de-i
veloped, and in each successive war the progre I
has been hugely greater. The resources of I
science are now so great that, should it turn its‘
attention to war, it would produce a state ofI
affairs beyond all human endurance. I

Those who control the world’s great armies?
are not going to push their people too far; theyI
will remember that the last war ended in revolu-I
tion not only for Germany but for Russia, oneI
of the Allies. The governments of the world areI
already jittery about the Red menace; even in?
the United States, where it is probably less of a}
menace than anywhere, it is causing concern.‘
No dictatorship that owes its power to its abil—I
ity to keep its people fed and active can effordI
to chance the discontent and suffering a modern}
war would bring. ‘

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The idea that wars are man’s heritage andl ;

are unavoidable is the most insidious thing toI
be dealt with in the situation now. Prior to 1914i

ll'l‘y (lo you suppose Fresh. UR-
BA UV isolates himself from the rest
of his class when riding from AR—
MOUR to flue Art Institute. Or is it
1) ice-verso ?

Cleave [0 “16 bhPStmk : lei Ilast Saturday evening. A Iively or-I

g the Slapstick fly where it may. . I chestra provided (lam-cable and tune-I

  

Iful rhythms. Many alumni were

(3 Iprescnt, even “Butch” Even. as welll

as Joe Kubicka, the all “an No less than nineteen charcoal
1..” 1,7“. ,0 (w a collcgv (101/. Wehemikcr”. it was even Bela than wielders rated mentions in the lasti ‘ I _____

HF “W’s U ”fa 0f casr, Iusual and there were no Psi’s of 1.e_iIli1'e judgment. And if that's 71°“ MR' RILED ”“991” catches the

(rm. 0m." when /w grudlmlcs lirrct. some kind of a record or oihcr, wci seniors when they re “391’“9 Last

11.. dogs it by degrfos_ A ping-pong: match is scheduledi never saw a record. But how to 0;»: If“; he made ”‘9 rounds and found

.. Zfor this week with Sigma Alpha Mu, mm“ M It was Either that the ju-I c in” m a very heated dwcusmon

‘and our cheering section is unlim- niors were 51‘5“ that good, 01‘ else ltlabom the forthcommg senlor dance.

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A Good Cro
A young man was showing his mother around the col- I bering‘ 50"? tonsils in preparation.
loge and he said, “Over there are the famous polo fields." I ROY (call me Foghorn) Wlttekmdt
His mother, tryingr to make her son believe she under- I is 3" topnotch form.
stood everything said: “Is there anything liner than those Thomas Spoor motored to Cham-
waving fields of polo'” I paign last week-end to see the state
I basketball tournament.
I .

IThe fact that it was the first day
_‘ of Spring; might legitimately serve
Hem am two mm signs 0 gas an excuse to turn one’s fancy
Spring; Dick LIECHER realized thatI from Research Hospitals to thoughts
the halmier weather would be tool 0“ ' ' .well. ‘ ’ ‘Er‘

warm for that crop of hair, so he?

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Positive Proof I TREANGI E I RILL‘S Building" Law quiz created

I: is easy to identify the owner of the car; he is ith . ‘ “‘_ “ " —‘ _..._. . _ lquite a hit of comment. To make it

one who, after you pull the door shut, always opens it: If!“ Saturday nlfl‘ht Wf‘ held a 01' the three games W 00 played I“ l perfectly clear and remove all cause
again and slams it harder. Idance. the (IclaIls 01' thch WGX'GItl’Ie tournament. The decisive game

 

. ‘ . I _ . for any possible ambiguity he very
I: ,, ,, Iplanned by the new Initiates. It Is to be played on the neutral tables I obliging'ly proceeded to restate the
Iturned out to be very emoyableIheloI-Iging to the Sigma Alpha Mulquestion. To which he added “Well

M E IF 3 . . . .
, THE SI .PL L I . . ‘ Brothers ChrIstenson and Vandcw boys, during this week.
Semor: How are you geitmg along at home since ytur I vclde and their wives we“) the chapv

mother’s been away?"
Junior: Oh, life is much less complicated. I can nowi
put my socks on from either end. ‘

II guess that practically answers it

lfor you'.” It was just about that

RHO DELTA RHO’ itime that Matt SUMNER came to

The house'warmmg party held on I life and retorted “Will you repeat

Saturday, March 23, will loop,- be reaI it then? And a ’ '

Wc H in! Trrhumnu” woull fit into {In idm of things memlifred in the annals 0f Rho Del-I ‘ i

‘ 5 " ’ ' ‘ u i ' . “W ta R o. The new house at 3333., Another Alix dance is in the mak-

ul cvllr‘yth I’M/033.0? (WIN 5a}! ”it's: MW” "WI: don! PHI KAPPA SIGMA Iwutli Michigan was tilficially‘ int; follows. .Jual WIIETE or when

forgot: “'7‘ ""17“" "-l ”Md” "WWM' I Friday night, March 22, a splash I “warmed” by the. fellows, their girl we; are not prepared to My. A; a:

2": party was held at the Mcdinah Mich- I friends and alumni. Besides the

Suphz "I‘m always tired on the first of Anti" Egan Avenue Club. A goodly num—‘dancing‘ and refreshments, movies
Frosh: "Why?" ber of the brothers and their better I were shown as a special treat.

Soph: “Who wouldn’t be after a March of 31 days?" halves spent an enjoyable evening‘I

GI‘OH‘JS.
Brother Schmidt has been pledge
, mil to Honor “A". Congratulations,

little slower, please."

" matter of fact we’ve got our Ein-
l gem crossed hoping it goes through.
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With the housewarmmg‘ party a At this writing we’re just a (lay
Irplashing' away their worr Aftc'rIsuccess, the members are looking: too early for the results of the II-
Ithc swim they all went back to the‘ lorwnrd to the big affair of the year, luminating Engineering Society
First Maiden: “Does he belong to the 400'!“ house and danced. I the. annual dinner dance. A54 yet. . Prize. We’ll have them for you next
Second Maiden: “Yes, but he’s just one cf the ciphers." Last week the pmgvpomr team I neither orchestra nor hotel has been week, good, bad, or indifferent.

W. G. hI-okc even with the Del 2: in two selected. EAGLE EYE.

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© 1935 R. J. Reynolds 'i'ob. f.

“E’I‘Il'l AN ENGINEER—Wurli-
mg on the San Franciscoflak‘
land Bridge. Before that. six
years lathe. army taught me the
value-of smoking a Camel when
‘below par.’ I smoke all the
Camels Iwant. run. without get-
tingjumpynerves. AndCamels
are mild and gentle to the
throat." (Signed)

. R
“rm somemtnamo In nlsirour~rmch and English “ALP“ A Tum

history,” says Laurence Brewer. “In addition,l have ajob
in the library for four hours a day, and I also work up
data and material for the debating team. I’ll tell you—«it
keeps me going hard. I’ve got more work than time. When
I‘m hard pressed, smoking Camels is not only a pleasure
-—it's a help, too. For when I feel ‘fed up’fland it seems
as though my energy were all used up——I smoke aCaIncl
and get a lift in energy. Camels have a swell, rich flavor;
due, I presume, to the use of choice: tobaccos. I smoke
as many as. I Want to——for Camels don’t mills my nerves."

(Signal!) LAURENCE ALWREID BREMIER. '37

there were many who believed that a war nowl Z‘“.

and then is a good thing for a nation; they may
be around still, but they’re not being heard from
very much. War is now universally abhorred.
The trouble is, some people seem to think that.
dislike them as we will, we’re bound to have
them any way. If this were true, the human
race would not have much longer to live; it
would soon destroy itself. But it is not true. The
problem of human relations is as capable of
solution as that of the prevention of small—pox,I
and far more pressing. Man’s power to thinkI
hasn’t failed him yet, and it won’t for a long timeI
to come. i i

A few Armour students will perhaps remem-
her a recent occasion when they were told that
war is inevitable, and were warned to get readyI
to fight. Be reassured; there is as yet no reason
to think of that occasion as prophetic. I

“EVERY woman prefers a
milder cigarette. For years I've
been smoking Camels because
they are mild—and at the same
time have a delightful rich fills
vet. I know these things don‘t
juszhappeuinacigarettefherc
must be a season. and 1 than}:
' it lies in the fact that Camels
use finer tobaccms." (Sign
HELENE BRADSHAW