“(imposes "at; Dr. Beno Gutenberg, pi'oi‘essora of geophysics at the California In- stitute of Technology, asserts that there are about 1,000,000 earth— quakes a year, including 200 strong jolts and 10,000 slight ones. l l ! Lecturer (giving a travel-talk onl wild life in the north woods): Fox-l, example, when the bull moose. . .. Voice from the back row: I beg your pardon, Professor. The hull bellows; it‘s the cow that nioos. , Daily lllini. i The (loan of the Columbia school: of journalism probably is just a bit disappointed in Sigmp Delta Chi,: national journalistic fraternity. Thel dcun spoke at a meeting of thel group during its recent national con-( vention at DePauw university. Hef deplored the tendency of Americans‘ to forsake the serious things and turn to amusements such as radio, movies, and sports. He finished to great applause. The toastinaster then 1 arose and announced, “I'm afraid, fellows, we will have to cut this, mectim,r short in order to get to the football field for the Hanover game." A professor at the University of Nebraska offered a double-deck sandwich as a reward to a student in his political science class who could name three ambassadors of the United States, The class pondered hungrily, but, according to the Daily Nebraskan, no one could take up the offer. The professor announced The human eye responds to flashes of light lasting only 1—100,000th to 1—10,000th of second, according t Dr. J. W. Beams, professor of phy- sics at the University of Virginia. More than $100,000 a year is paid by the University of Pittsburgh as the annual tax on its stadium. A five-day school week with no Saturday classes is being petitioned for by University of Georgia under: graduates. The Harvard university graduate school of business administration has opened a course which is de» signed to train students for “brain truster" careers. Reform has struck the University of Kansas—at least it has smitten those coeds living in corridor two of Corbin hall, women’s dormitory. Hereafter “cussing” will cost hard money. The girls decided that their tendency to use “strong" language” must be curbed and posted a list of “swear” rates over the corridor tele- phone. “Damn, hell, and the devil cost the girls one cent each; Judas Priest, God, or variations, five cents each and anything stronger than that. ten cents each.” The first five days netted $1.07 in the payoil‘ box. It is said that the University of Wisconsin regent who most bitterly opposed the admission of coeds to that institution, now has a women’s dormitory named after him —— Bar-‘ l . l o liniiialion, was virtually enjoyed by ARMOUR TECH NEWS ENTRIES MOUNTAS, TIME DRAWS NEAR" ll Fraternity Notes W FOR TECH RELAYS TUE: " were BETA PSI Beta Chapter of Beta Phi takes! The iri‘catert athletic meet in ihei (xi-eat pleasure in announcing: the 1 . ‘ . ' . ‘ formal initiation of the followingl 111mm“, 0f Aimoui" 1‘“ ”now only . inon~ , eleven days away. .lhe lcch relays l are an annual event but this y(ai-’:z‘ lrncct prrmison to be bigircr andi y{be .n' than any of the six previously ‘ More schools are participating: than lever bc’l’ore, among them a lame} Sort of a hypothetical question, i number that are well-known in l.he\ but one all patriotic Armour men i l i i i i What would the Tech cagei‘s, so successful in the season just closed, have done in a schedule-full of Big Ten competition? William N. Setterberg. John J. Doudera, ’30. Albert Engelschall, ’38. David Ward James, ‘38. Flederick H. Jost. ’37. Harry F. Pcrlct, Jr., ‘38. Robert Saville, ’38. Thomas Spcer, ’38. sports world. Already more than‘mm to consider. half 01' those asked to come have, Thomas Watts, ’38. signed up saying they will brine: Hell Week, which preceded theithmr best. l Extra Bleachers Made l Judging from the large nuiiibei‘l of people who had to stand last year it will be well for those who .cxpect to sit through this year's I games to come early. Extra bleach» on; are heinu‘ (rected but even they will probably not be enough. Stu—l dents may use their passes for en»l fiance and can get extra ticketsl here at school for forty ccnts. Tick-l ets at the gate, however, will be seventy-live cents no matter whom; you are. Members oi the faculty bios. And this same bunch of De are to have a ticket a piece doled J . . out 10 them b t ‘ .11 h to blvllauw Tigers went up to Madison, cnt. Brother Harold G. Davison, intro; for the u “IV: n llvlei 1 l' N l ‘V l where the Wisconsin team really had executive secretary of the Grand. L Th: 1, 't of {will}; ‘iguh'. IVto fig-ht for ii 28-27 victory on Sat» ‘) Lodge, who is spending the week—end l (I m 0 ma S m c m“ urduy. ‘ in town, was at the smoker. It wasl contains a large number 01 men ihis first visit to the new quarters.‘ famous in the sports world. Dr. Bridge pinochlc and reminiscencesl Monilnw will be starter and Majorl‘ ' ’ . ' ' ‘ lhn Griffith will act as referee" i of old times filled the owning; to '0 ‘ ‘ ’ 'l completion (As announcer the meet to havol Alpha Gamma of Theta Xi takesl Tcd (Janty, sports veteran, and Ar— {great pleasure in announcing the mour‘s own John J. Schommcr will pledging of Verncr A. ‘I‘chlund, 13.} be head judge at the finish line.‘ E .35 l Clerk oi the field and clerk of thel course are to he the positions of, i ; Harry Fl‘ifldil and Norman Root, rial l TRIANGLE l spcctively. l Our ring—pone match with they Outstanding Men to Perform ( Delts has been postponed until a later ( Some two hundred or moral m idate, as a man 0" each team lfi ill; athletes will display their pi'owossl iand unable to play. i Brother Spencer is back in town. lie attended the active meeting. l fiandlnu‘ ‘ Brother Stevenson of Cincinnati isl lvisiiing‘ at the hence for a few (lavsm .' . - . » ~ . . ,tion thc shut-put and other (vinis. :iskis. in second place with 102. Gene Plan to be on hand at this mos , ~ .. . . , 1‘ ‘ . -t' ‘1 [\- . ,‘ ti took similar honors last yeai and l ll’lfll.lll.lh hlltl. 4.“. (.—i lnllllll IS ]( ‘ C(ll'lillnly {IONQl'VGS any little i: ::< 9h All those that saw the Chicago game were satisfied that Armour was the class that Saturday night—- but of course Haarlow was not in the game. Kind of cramps any dis— cussion, but anybody knows that had the team been pushed they would all the pledges. Harry Pei-let hast been seen around school with a beard and mustachio almost equaling that lot" the versatile Architects. 1 Dean B. Snapp, '34, REE. wasl present to witness the formal initia-l ‘tion. Dean is employed by the Indi-i aria Inspection Bureau, South Bend.‘ [rer scorr—and that still the leadinir OHL‘. However, DePauw, from the good old basketballin’ state of Indiana, dropped in on us one Friday and took a 37.31 bentinir for their trou~ THETA XI The smoker held at the house lastl Friday night appeared to be a huge‘ lsuccess. The entire chapter as well l . . as several alumni guests were pres-z is finish in the number one position! consin lead the conference, where l n’t influence the results. ‘li i): meet, among- l at ””5 txtram-dinary l does not er—wflunk out periodically) runners, hurdlors, high- . above mention. RHO DELTA RHO have extended themselves to 9. turn This same bunch of Badgers hasl been in and out of the Big: Ten leadl for the last few weeks and hopes tol Now if Armour can lick Del’auw,‘ Del’auw equal Wisconsin, and Wisul would we be? And we did beat Chi~j cag'o——and we have a high scorer to: , equal Haarlow any day, so he does— \ Geno Heiko (who, by the wayfl, ;them some of the country s out-‘ is the blondc deadeye deserving the . l . l t .. His 182 points al-j '"mp’ ant W” 1' min, "0t '0 menu most double those of Capt. Al Lauch- cups Page Five "l Wheaten Wrestlers Defeat Armour ZI-If W beaten standing~ l l A set the Tech Wrestlers at five wins and tour losses strong: team present of the last Wednesday when the rural boys ltook home a 21-“ Victory. The fact ‘tbut the score didn't. equal on earlier :i()~10 defeat might appease the team. The 113,125 and 135 lb. bouts Weill. to thoton ere Bob Schmidt rode in He iad previously pinned Peturmau, his l l l l on a l :52 advantage in his class. i l i opponent, in 39 seconds, so his feat: was only due. , Sumner did everything- but pin lty- linen-he would have done this had he not slipped from his “stretcher." He won easily with a 7:18 advantage. l He followed Schuman, who lost a very close bout, and preceded Borg— quist who fared no better. Ray ( Peterson brought the meet to a snap- py close with the usual colorful wind- up. He pinned his man in .55) seconds ,with a body lock. l Tunftmen Lose Meet 1 to South Eiders 40-35 l l l l in an attempt to make a good sliowinu‘ before embarking; on their road trip, the Tech tankers were defeated by South Side Junior Col- , logo on Wednesday, Feb. 27, before a record crowd of 200 spectators, as~ sciubled in the gallery of the South Side pool. The final score of 40-35 (was determined by the proficiency of the South Siders in the free style events where they garnered three firsts, twu seconds, and one third. Armour’s strong relay team, corn- poscd of Ahorn, Moore, Ruckberg, and Tallafuss, sprinted to an easy victory in the 180 yard event, and this win was followed by a first and a second in the 100 yard breast- stroke cvcnt. However, Armour l was able to obtain only one additional first place throughout the remaining event: of the meet, although Johnny l that only once in his past experi- once was the reward won. l Our new house at 3333 Sin. Mich- lig‘an Avenue is now beini: decorated ‘nnd furnished. Everyone is looking- nurd Hall. The chimes in Beaumont Tower {host It in up to us to turn out in - full to writ-time the men from other l schools. Not only is it a duty, but At North (iIai-olina State College a contest for the most popular teacher had to be held open for an additional week—the number of bal- , lots cast was too small to be con-l sidered as representative! A Michigan Daily poem: . Why is it professors can wear purple . ties, = Haphazard haircuts, and coats the wrong,r size, Trousers too short, schemes vile, Yet flunk me in English because of my style? l l and colorl l i ~—- l A news note from the Associated Collegiate Press says that Chris- topher Morley, noted humorist, gave a smothered yelp of delight at a luncheon at the University of Min- nesota the other day when a pro— fessor described the diflerence be-i tween a university and an insane. asylum. “You have to show improve»; ment to get out of the asylum,” said ‘ the professor. l l Exactly 135 of 283 Cornell uni- versity freshman women included in a recent survey have parents who are college graduates. The senior class of Midland col- lege at Fremont, Nebraska, elected a woman president for the first time in the 47 year history of the school. Pledges of fraternities at the Uni~ versity of Iowa participate in a crosscountry race every year. Keen competition exists among the fra- ternities for the first-place honor in the meet. Dr. Walter Williams, president of the University of Missouri, founded the United State’s first school of journalism at that institution. Coeds at the University of Mis- souri who have signed a pledge not to eat more than fifteen cents’ worth while out on a date, are finding themselves very popular. If laid end to end, the total num. ber of cigarettes smoked by Massa— chusetts Institute of Technology stu- dents in one year would reach from Boston to Atlantic City. are rum: only in celebration of a Michigan State college athletic vic- tory. Architects Follow Jifany @ccupations Earl H. Reed, director of the ar— chitectural department at Armour, wrote one of the main articles in the February 2 issue of “Real Estate." His article is entitled “The Archi— V tect’s Place in FHA." Professor Reed compliments the adaptability of architects to other oc- cupations in the face of adverse con- ditions in the building industry. In spite of the inattractiveness of the field of architecture, the student en- rollment has not diminished greatly. Archs Are Adaptable- Most architects have been forced to give up centrally located offices, and hope to survive the discouraging scarcity of jobs which need architec- tural knowledge as best they can with offices in their own homes. A survey of what architects are doing now shows that many are teaching freehand and mechanical drawing, and other subjects which their train— ing enables them to teach. Other oc- cupations which architects are fol- lowing now are: painting, writing, translating foreign works, designing ingenious models, and study of methods of housing. CWA, PWA Provide Jobs Federal aid has come to archi~ tects in several instances. The His» toric American Building Survey, at CWA project, put many architects to work drawing pioneer homes all over the United States for a Library of Congress collection. Some archi- tects have been engaged on commis» sions to make plans for recondition- ing small homes in connection with the Home Owner’s Loan Corporation. The work in this case has been to contribute serviceableness rather than beautification. Slum Clearance by the PWA has prepared the way for construction work in Chicago. Alsoy the architect should, Professor Reed believes, provide technical ad~ vice and superintend the work pro- vided by the National 'l’ousino‘ Act. (forward W a cola house warming“ it will he an evening: of entertain-1 lpai‘ty l0 b0 Mill in ”‘0 “"1" future. meiit that will not be forgotten iii‘ Oui' Dlnl’l‘l’ong team is practicing: the years to come. diligently and looking,r forward to its ‘socond intcrl'rutcrnity match. The; ‘iirst match was won by a forfeit. ; _ l'l'ech Wrestlers Win l . KAPPA DELTA EPSILON i From Mai-eons, 18-i3l Following- a hellish Hell Week, thcl following men were taken into the] in a return meet, held at the Uni-, ‘ fold of the active chapter: )vci‘sity of Chicago Saturday, Fcbs Martin L. Holland, ’37. l ruai'y 23, the Tech niatmcn again de-j Joseph Mashman, ".i'rl. ll’eated the Maroon wrestlers. Thel David Baker, ’38. 18-13 score exceeded the 2623 dcfcatl At the close of the initiation cere- handed the Chicago team earlier inl monies, a midnight buffet was staged, the season. much to the enjoyment of the asscm. Capt. Schmidt, Gene Kremi andl bled alumni. Ray Peterson won by falls, whilel The chapter takes pli-asure in an. l-lcrm Sumner added to the point total l nouncing the pledging of Leo Faitel- with a decision. l son, ’38 and Bernard Juschinsky, ’38. Jim Dunne, followingr Hella andl After the foot pounds of energy had McDaniel in unsuccessful bouts; gavel, been put to use by the initiates, the the home team number three in the‘ house was in tip top order and surprise bout of the evening. After preparations for a hectic social scaufsfi seconds of wrestling he fell intoi son are under way. the wrong and of a freak body lock ; son baseball series with both North-l ,western and Chicago. lucky. Armour passes to its nolablcs. . Ahei-n lost the fancy (living honors by 1only a fraction of a point. iii Ill ‘lr l Just in the same line of chatter, Summaries . it has been customary for Armour to: 130 yd. relay _ Won by Armour at least split the two game prc-sca- (Ahern, Moore, Ruekberg‘, 21nd Tallal'uss). Time, ]:25.4. 100 yd. breast—Won by Knaus (A) ; ‘ second, Stchman (A); third, Dah— 1 ion (S. 5.). Time, 1:20. ‘240 yd. freestyle — Won by Andal- and Kcsscl of Chicago was prettyl man (5. 8.); second, Moore (A); l third, Peterson (S. 5.). Time, ‘ :21.9. 2.20 yd. freestyle—Won by Ryan (S. 8.); second, Body (S. 8.); third, Duerrstein (A.). Time, 2:58. 100 yd. backstroke—Won by Van Alystuue (S. 8.)", second, Bern— stein (A); third, Knaus (A.) We are good in more ways than one! Summaries: l:l5 lh.~——Coalson (C) pinned Hella l, (A.), time; 4:40. I 125 lb.—Ford (C) beat McDanicll (A), advantage; 4:00. l 135 lh.-KesseI (C) pinned Dunncl (A), time; 0:38. 'i“ i 198 . , . ime, : .. . 1 “0"— Schmidt (A, pinned‘ 100 yd. freestyle—Won by Ewing Hughes (L), time; 6:15). . _ , . ‘ 1” lb K' , . . lanncy Divmgm—Won by Ewmg (S. o.) .-—— zeinl (A) pinned Jacob- 8.); second, Ahei‘n (A.); third, son (C), time; 4:50. Lyford (A) 165 lb.—Sumnci' (A) boat Giles S. 5,); tie for second, Aliern (A) ((7)) advantage; 5:50- and Peterson (S. 8.). Time, 1:055. lieavyweightif’eterson (A) 180 yd. medley—Won by Armour. ncd Thomas (C), time; 0145. Time, 1:55. -5 l -,l pin~ b“ a . are“? a. T FULL PLEASIURE or OF YOUR PIPE, _ ACK l‘i' WiTH MELLOW is ‘ I . 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