Page Four ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, March 5, I935 tllhlthltll hlhhhl thlthlltlg filth Phil. ill Withhfi Opinions milled As to American Entrance lnto League AGAKNSTEMAMENTS University undergrads jority against American notes voted a scant n the l'nitetl States entering;r the League of Nations in the recently conducted (‘ollegre Peace Poll. Bal- lot~ \\'<'l‘t’ returned by “2,607 students in 1194 American colleges and univer- sities. This poll was sponsored by the Literary Digest in conjunction with the Association of College Editors. Seven questions regarding: Amer» ica’s participation in any future wars and the League of Nations situation were asked in an ellort to obtain an accurate cross section of the, opinion of uiiderm'aduates in American schools of hie-her learning. Students favoring the United States' entry into the League of Nations constituted 19.47'; while 50.53% voted against it. Queried as to whether the United States could stay out of another great war, the student‘s vote was more than two to one in the allirmaivc. Regarding: the bearing of arms in war, 83.54% of the students voted they would if the borders of their; invaded and 16.46% voted they would not. Only 17.82% would bear arms for the United States in the invasion of the borders of another country while £189; re- fused. Do Not Favor Armaments cou ntry were, Voting ($9,713 to 41,407, they voiced ‘ opposition to a national policy that a “navy and ali‘J‘orce second to none is a wood method of insuring: us against heini: drawn into another great war." However, in new of war, .he student~ lutllott'd nt-aily live to one fol uniroisal conscription of all res urcts t f capital and labor to con- trol and than nine to one on the advocacy of Government control and inunitiom industries. Our t‘anndiati University, Qul't'l’lln ixt'otiis. more if :xi iiiiiiiien‘. Trailed by Brothers interesting to note how brother followed brother to Armour i-spt ally in the department of lire protection engineering. Since 13.06 forty-live men have followed in the footsteps of their brothers. it is has The list oi men is as follows. ('laude It. Allin]: '07 Harold M. Allin}; ’ll t'hurl ‘x' .l. iltl Marshall ieiil "‘ Erwin W. l’irtrltmann ‘25) Meat-l W. Brockmann ’34 the... S. Chandler ‘28 William S. t‘handlet' Charles S. Cole ’24 Everett It. Cole ‘18 Donald B, Davidson ’27 James A. Davidson ’26 tit-hard B. Freeman ‘25 Robert K. Freeman '36 Alfred t7. Gunther ‘iltJ Vt. M. Gunther '37 {ichard E. l‘larwood ‘3 Robert I). llarwood '37 Ainold A. Hem) ’06 Iimil J. l'lelip ’14 Arthur H. Jens ’31 t‘liarles Jens '33 Wilton F. Kut’l’cl ’27 (‘hai‘les P. Kut‘l'el '34 Thomas J. Kingsley '20 Philip Kingsley William King. Eugene H. lVlL‘LZH't‘n ’24 Samuel J. Mellarcn ’26 llt.\\’fll‘tl J. Mag-uire 17 Robert R. McGuire r‘ {ohm-1W, chiriner W'nlter l‘l. Sehirint-r ‘3ll Alfred 'l‘. Sehragt- '30 Paul F. Schrag‘e ’31 John M. Smethells ”2% William '1‘. Sniethelis t'lziude M. Westerman CH l". ti. Westerinan '3" William P. Winkler '31. liehni'tl E, Winkler '1}? Edward G. Mognuson ’33 Roy J. Magnoson ’37 John Arends '32 Edward W. Arcnds ’38 At present seven men me now stu- dents who are alumni. brothers of inents can come to this record. Armour it would be Very interest- ing to know how near other depart-l iiiiiiiii Ell ‘Tllli STEAM Sit-WV WM#4#_—~";W Do you remember way back when 'l‘au Beta Pi attempted the erection of a memorial in the corner of 01;— den Field? The attempt failed lic- eause the “law Baits" could not st em to hit upon the right constitu- ents for the concrete. The memorial is now a part of the Ogden Field cin— der track! partial inventory of CAPTAIN AL LAUCHlSKlS‘ personal equipment acquired during the season: 3 Terre firs! Haute towels; l C. and E. l. aid kit; 1 ream hotel stationery; 1 bottle opener and cork screw; 1 In- diana State towel; 15 bars hotel University in Kingston, Ontario, was polled and showed similar percent— ages to the ratios returned by Amer— ican schools with the exception of the League, of Nations question. An over— whelming majority, 97.146} of the (‘anadian students who voted advo- cated that Canada should remain in the League. In general, the technical colleges throughout the country voted ac» cording- to the general opinion. Among the technical schools that Vt1t(‘(l are Carnegie Tech. Alabama, (‘ornelL Illinois. lrl. I. T.. Purdue, and Armour 'I‘ennessee Tech. students were not polled. mm \ . l soap; 1 ani. lanti station sign; l Huron towel; 2 Webster Hall towels. Ed. Note: That's what we call a good season. 1 pair sugar tongs; FLASH! We are informed that the young lady who is soon to take the big leap with GEORGE WEST is none other than the little brunette, “ESTHER,” who is frequently seen in Georgia’s company. put I: piece of pipe from. the filtration plant in, his pocket, overlooked the fuel that the pipe was connected. The result: one pocket filled to overflow» 1‘ iiig by the pressure behind Chicago’s grout wuter system. We hear that Mike Shewchuck is bemoaning' the fact that he wasn’t mentioned among the returning baseballcrs. A doctor’s advice doesn’t mean a thing in his young life. No sahl As quoted by no less an authority than that great master chemist, J. RUSSELL LANG: “1371'! it funny that all girls look "like when you kiss them?" You should know, Russ; should know. YOU Strum Shore], Please Notice: II was Captain E. Km]: who searched in rain for a Tavern. in It'vrmslon rtflcr too many bouts with three different rlubs. I confine myself exclusively lo wine ———lilce Omar Klmpyam. HANNS FISCHER. And by the way, thanks Judd; . come on and see us some time. JOHN (IALANDAK, attempting to ]‘ STUEBENT MMSENGS A promise is something that is harder to keep than fresh milk in a thunderstorm. Promises do not spoil I'll“) milk, however, they break. The butterfly‘s wing is a tough and durable affair beside a promise. A man who can break 100 clay ducks in succession is proud of the record, but many a statesman has broken 1,002 promises the first week in otl‘ice, and without any effort either. Promises are legal tender for all kinds of favors and goods, but. they are not guaranteed by the govern‘ ment, and are very precarious scour» ity. Some men turn out an extract- dinary high grade of promise which will be redeemed over the counter without question at any time. Other men issue promises :t’aster than a wildcat investment company can turn out bonds, and when the proud posses- sor of one of, these promises tries to cash in on it, he discovers that it is Confederate money. There are two kinds of business which are carried on almost entirely by promises—politics and love. The candidate for election is very talented in putting out: vast; issues of very zit— tractive promises. Many a voter has gotten up early and run all the Way to the polls to help elect a noble char— acter who has promised to enforce the laws, uplift the administration, re- duce taxes, increase prosperity, dou- ble crop returns, protect the public health, increase the number of pota- toes in a bushel, make the street car company call for its customers, and prolong the life of shoes. But later he finds that; these promises cannot; be fulfillel owing to the overworked ea by a satisfyingr Bill, Mike, l l @AMPUS Ahlttlll/l .. , , 2. . ,W, . r as? 0‘ ILL M :D‘ lBDCi .‘t PROF ll l 4 ll 0; niiuuiui-kstiv _\ oi cameo ., . . KECENTLYISDIATH) $3“. PRoAaniumnti i W“ -’ \A L . o my? “W it till Ml l Mimi. For t l‘. t, on 13 “IU all) 5 i i 1 . \., )i’liwii, vs ii a” D l l ’ i l ' ” ' 4 ~ “Mil ’ 4:317.» 3’}; ‘il-ir PROACTINIUM {out timeout) AN OUNCE ’ t4, PRES. ROBERT MWNARD is TNE Yoonttsi position or A lAReEtz Institution oi» LtARMtMo tits new EliurATtONAt mu UNDER wrltrn A Siiititnt MM Pktiotit$ ..... I2 1 or A5 stowit As INS ABIllllPS DEthMtNE HAS BFf-N “ll UMlVlJZSItY ()t (HttAl-iti Hm. (wt—P ACCLAtMED its mt (1|be . m minnow. morass IN kttrni vuxta liioo 000 000 00 [N i919 ms itutcitius (:ONHdeD \ x . An LLD menu omit “P5 WW- ri-qr Rowin- [a Assets |N its. riANt Nit» t'Noowthi tom»! tho is lost) on Ebiicmoa Steve, and 876 other citizens, each of l nothing for the same young lady, two whom holds a promise good for oneiyears after marriage, to spend three public job. hours trying to trade all of these When persons fall in love they promises for $1.25 in United States thank kindly Providence for inventing money, in order to buy a new hat the promise. It is nothing for a and spend the balance on cnervating young man to give a young woman luxuries. a beautiful home, a private, yacht, a People should be as careful in ac- limousine, a vacation in Europe, cepting‘ promises as they are in taking flowers every day until she dies of old , notes. They should step around to we, and unlimited affections without t the nearest. information booth and a single transgression—all in prom- i look up the promisor's ability to pay. isms—«in a single night. And it is; P. S l l “BPlElElili SHATflNtfi takes an abundant supply of stamina and energy. Camels restore my 'pep' when I‘ve used up my energy. And they taste no good, too. For sheer pleasure, there’s noth- ing, like a Camel." (Signed) JACK SHEA, Olympic Champion Speed Skater “'ll'HlERE’fi 51E MUCH QQINQ ON in college today,” says James Casey, ‘57, "that an undergraduate can hardly find time to work everything in. I'm studying a business course; am mixed up in several outside activities; and, in my spare time, I’m doing tutoring. So naturally I feel rather weary and ‘fed up’ at times. To head off fatigue, I always turn to Camels. Smoking a Camel docs ‘Wake - ‘ up’ my energy. It's a delightful experience! And whata i i ‘ , great taste Camels have—mild, yet full and rich. I never "CHAMPIEM‘GSNEP GD“? puts a tremendous tax upon your energy. But I never mind. I know lcan always rc- store my cucxquuickly with a Camel. For you get a de- lightful 'lift’ with a Camel." (Signed) HELEN HICKS Fern-ici- Women’s National Golf Champion get tired of Camels. I guess that’s why I smoke so many. But steady smoking doesn't bother inc-Camels never get on my nerves!" (Signed) JAMES J. CASEY. m.. ’37 man vomit mat to the WABQ-flolambto mutuarnro-tioasr Network tor these famous Camel flaravan stars WALTER O’KEEFE w ANNETTE HANSHAW GLEN GRAY‘S INlMlTABLE CASA LOMA ORCHESTRA! VUESDAV 10:00p.m. E.S.T. 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