Tuesday, May 2|, l935 ARMOUR TECH NEWS By Orville H. Hampton Ray McGraw, University of Penn- sylvania captain, caught every punt for three years and then dropped the last punt in the last game. However, he picked it up and returned it thirty yards. Thirteen of the 20 highest rank- ing students in the college of lib- era! arts and sciences at the Uni- versity of Missouri are men. California coeds travel in style. A recent journey was taken in a coal car with all the girls wearing [or- male, according to the Daily Cali— flornian. Another girl, who swore not to take a bath until California won a game by a margin of at least one point, swam down to Saturday game carrying a bale of hay on her back. Probably to provide extra nourishment! State laws of Massachusetts for- bidding the sale of liquor to persons under twenty-one have made it neces~ sary to drop plans for a tap room at Williams College. Have you a skeleton in your farm ily closet—or a relative that you have no use for? Make use of that use—‘ less great uncle! You can make himl, pay dividends. A coed at Ohio State; . . Lu $1“ng ‘ atable. My fragrant, expensive center leaveshso mellow and ‘ 6V5 W '2 - - - - . . .3 go“ W “a. “bylaw? , rich—give you the mildest, best—tasting smoke. I do not irritate e. ~ ‘ . .. 90-” , . . . . ‘ ENBCNeMD'Wo ' your throat. To amnety I bring relief. I’m your best fmenu. 0V ‘ l. l makes a nice abberance." l l ' Access: Too many. , .1 . ,,.. l Anpnsition: A corrupticn of job. ll 'l‘” “L STEAM SHOVBL Balm: Something that explodes “— ' ' with a loud noise. Basis: Places to run between baseball. Bideast tense of bought. Bumom: Pertaining to horses; as. “a buxom broncho." in FRANK SMETANA brags that he got over twenty telephone numbers on Open House Night. We wonder if he called up the blue-eyed perox- ide at LAFINGYETTE 003520. About a your «(70 an English pro! gone a little quiz on the works of Chmwcr. One question was. “Who laughed and sang all day?" | One student, after a good bit, of struggling and squirming, gone up and wrolc, “The second lillle pig.” When his paper came how/c it was marked, ”Triple credit is taken off bccansc your unswcr is wrong, your attitude is too snpcrcilious, and bc~ sides, it was the first little pig.” sent a picture of her aunt to Bally« hco where it was accepted and pub- lishedi l Overheard during tug-of—wnr. i Hurry up with this thing Pete, I got u 2 o’clock class. W Frank Laslxer was trying to start a nudist camp. Or maybe he was just warming up for the track finals, University of MinneS'ta fraternity men, determined to “Show the puh' lic what fraternities really are and how they work wiih universities in Ed. “Did you ever take chloro- or maybe . . _ i the interest of students, faculty, and f”I‘m?" 1 parents," have organized a Frater- Ctr-ed: “Na. Who teaches it?" According in "Doc" Dalton (all ' I‘d before an astounded class ofl “"hc houscs in a. city bloelc‘ be either an lhc north and sonlhl aides of lhc street—or else the cast will] weal, sides!” Words of wisdom, roll, al’ boy, ol’ boy/l ‘ nity Public Relations bureau. (Reserve Red Cat) ”And what," asked a. professor of, economics at, University of Illinois, “l8 H vicious circle?" and over 40 years of age are listed “A F'r‘uim'nity bull session,” camc‘ in “Who's Who in America." It. mnmyt reply from The rear of the} room. And there's: something thosn‘ “P. A.” dds haven’t used yell ‘ Commencement Talk l to Be by Dr. Kimball Somebody estimates that 9 per cent: More than one-half of the 140 graduates who are Rhodes scholars How come O’I‘TO “FIREMAN” FREILINGER let the carbon dioxide s‘now out of the fire extinguisher he demonstrated open house night? tf.the stlisxélents worries hare tlzve af-: Dexter S. Kimball, dean of the lVllas It‘ :0 cool his ownfstvgcalzlnptr fairs. ( . . note—~give im (5 con— college of engineering of Cornell uni- n ow, m o umovc. some 0. c on tract. His estimate is plenty lowly radiated by the “flames’ in thl au~ lversity, will be the speaker at the 1935 commencement exercises to be There are 131 collcyc graduates in held June 13, it was announced last the Ohio State penitentiary. (Local week. boy makes yoodl) l diencc'.’ Most of the pants rueh were old ones. their lust legs. used in the Dr. Kimball is a prominent engi- TIM" WW9 “l“ ncer, a specialist in industrial man~ agemcnt and in machine design. He is the author of many books and has served as a governmental official. He' was president of Tim Bela Pi in 1921—22. For no other reason than to folv‘ low the general trend, we offer the following dictionary from the K. S. ’1‘. C. Colleges. Abberancczhow one looks; as "he The fraternity pageant was swell, but we’d still like to know what they memo by "WILD LlFE 0N 33KB 51"" I am made only of the: choice center leaves. The top leaves are bitter, biting. The bottom leaves are gritty, tough and unpal- Page Three interfrat Track C1130 l Mile Run ——~ Won by Frieda , . ." (PPP); second, Lindeman (PPP); Token lay Phi Pr. Phi third. Pcrlet (PKP); fourth, Siegel -———- (RDR). Time—5 :35.6. FINAL STANDINGS . l 220 yd. dach—VVon by Dunbar PHI Pl PHI .................. 64 (PPP); second, Engelthaler (DTD); PI KAPPA PHI. . .. .80; third, Engelschall (PKP); fourth, PHI KAPPA SIGMA. .20; Laise (DTD). Time—125.2. DELTA ’l‘AU DELTA .. .16 100 yd. low hurdles—Won by THE’I‘A X1 .. ............. Fl Dunbar (PPP); second, Bristol TRIANGLE .................. 4‘ (PKP); third, Laisc (DTD); fourth, RHO DELTA RHO ............ 1 Thornton (PKS). Time—32.8. ~ m ’ 100 yd. high hurdlesvaon by With Triangle, four times chamul Dunbar (PP‘Pl; fiecond, Bristol pion, finally and completely out oil (PKP); third, Wittekindt (pr); the running. Phi Pi Phi captured fourth, Tallai’uss (PPP). Time-— ninc of thirteen events to win the‘ :162, inter-fraterrity track meet by thel 440 yd. run—Won by Tomei record-breaking total of 64 points.‘ (D'l‘D); second, Widell qppp); Pi Kappa Phi. their closest rivals, third, 2, ’I‘rzyna (ppp); fourth, Jest managed to tally 30 paints, while (PKP), Time—58.4. Phi Kappa Sigma and Delta Tau Del~. 880 yd. run—Won by Lindeman ta garnered 20 and 16 markers, re~', (ppp); second, Friede (PPP); spectively, to finish third and fourth third, Weiss (Trianole); fourth, in the final ”WWW“ Stevens (PKP). Time;2:27.8. Dunbar, Bristol Arc Day's Stars l High jump—Won by Thornton “Bud" Dunbar of Phi Pi made a (PKS); Bl'iSlJDI (PK?) and Tana- name for himself when he captured‘ fuss (PP?) tied for second; fmlfthv Alive firsts, a third and tied for a 800% (’l‘riangle). l-Ieig‘h—E’4”, fourth to accumulate a total of 281/,- Slml Putwwmfl by Meyer (PKS); oints. He not only was the indi— second, MHZ (PPPH third, Smith vidual star of the day, but also set (TX); fourth, Phelan (PPP). Dis- an all time record for points scored tame—32.2 feet. in an interfraternlty track meet at Discus throw—Won by Plielan Armour. [ (PPP): second, Smith (TX); third, Curt Bristol of Pi Kappa Phi was: Dunbar (PPP); fourth, Thornton second in scoring honors with 12% l (PKSH. Distance~—92.2 .feet. POintS to his Cl'edit- l .lavolin thro ——Won b "1:1 an Phi Pi Phi also won the inter fro-k (PM); seen"? Mew.y 75,22). ternity relay we when ‘Ziv’ Tmynay , third, Engelschall (PKS); Dunbar Frieda, Lindcman, and Dunbar led' and Phclon (ppp) tied for fourth. the Greek teams. to the finish line. l Disitance~~133.3 feet Pi Kappa Phi. Delta Tau Delta” Brand jump—Won by Dunbar and Phi Kappa Sigma finished in that i (PPP) ; r . ., Wittenkindt (PKP) and order. [‘he Phi Pia were. never Z. 'l‘rzyna (PPP), tied for second; really pressed in any of their four “myth, Bristol (PKP). Distance— laps. 19.3 feet. Summaries: Pole Vault—Won by Bristol 100 yd. clash—Won by Dunbar (PKP); second, Norris (TX); Laisc (PPP); second, Engelthaler (DTD);, (D’l‘D), Brawn (Triangle) and Wit— third, Engelschull (PKP); fourth, tenkindt (PKP) tied for third. Tomei (DTD). Time—410.6. lI-Ieig-ht—S’S”. CODWlBlIt 1935. The American Tobacco Conway.