Monday, May l3, l935 ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three Cbmjowm 4:. By Orville H. Hampton Joe Maniaci, Fordham University halfback, is faster on the gridiron than his brother, Sam, of Columbia, champion. The government of China has decreed that military training in all colleges in Canton, China, shall be compulsory. The United States has a‘ higher proportion of college graduates than any other nation in the world. There is one graduate to every 44 persons. Hanover, N. H., the home of Dartmouth College is the ski capital of the world. There are 1,700 pairs A duck was given to a sorority member as a valentine. She and her sister flooded the basement an charged (L fcc to can UM: (luck swim~ ming around. Vassar was founded by a brewer who wanted to see if women could be educated. It would take 503 years for one person to complete all the courses offered at Yale. American students in German uni- versities, it is said, when forced to xnlute Hitler during demonstrations, raise their hands and shout, “Heel l'litlcrl” The Fire Drama First act: The youth lmd fire in his cups. Second (mt: Thc girl was burning up. Third not: My away. The old man was lilac- (Purdue Exponent). The oldest cm' on the Ohio State campus is a snappy 1913 Ford road- ster, with twin shafts of blazing; bril— liance furnished by kerosene lamps. An optimist iii a student who lights a match before making his fraternity brother for a cigarette. (The De Puuw) The influence of Popeye, the comic strip character, is being felt even at the school cafeteria at North Carow lino. State College, where spinach disappears more rapidly from the steam table than any other vegetable. A college is a. place where young people don‘t lct studios interfere with their education. (De Pauw). é: .5 who is intercollegiate 60—yard sprint of skiis in the town. Fischer to Lecture on German Chemists ’I‘hc achievements of such famous, German chemists as Wohler, Kokule,l and Fritz Huber will be discussed by‘ Professor Harms Fischer in his lustl lecture before the German Club this semester, on Thursday, May 23, 1935, at 10:30 a. In. Club members feel that they have acquired a useful undl iritcrcstim.r acquaintance with tho‘ German language and many German, artists throng-h Professor l“inclwr‘ul lectures. BASEBAU RIP COLLINS 35 Home Rum for the Si. Loni: Curd: HELEN HICKS Former U. S. Woman'l Golf Champion @PEN HQUSE—w (Continued from page 1) A. D. T. Company illustrates another recent improvement. The third and fourth floors of the Main building are the scene of great activity in all the laboratories of the chemical department. Freshman chemistry, shown on the third floor, illustrates the regular work of the‘ students in analyzing many common substances by chemical methods and with the spectroscopc. Show Chemistry Advances Physical chemistry is conducted by the juniors on the third floor; many of the most recent advances, such as cataphoresis and gatalysis being shown together with basic experiments to determine the properv ties of liquids, gases, and solids. An underwater arc is used to make colloids with various metals, while a colloid mill loaned by Stanley Lind, an Armour alumnus, is used to pro- duce emulsions. . Industrial chemisltry is being con— ducted by upper classmcn and urad~ uate students on the fourth floor. The manufacture of rubber products and plastics of casein and bakclite‘, will be shown at the south end! Chemical processes and equipmentl in use will include the dicstructivei distilla‘lion of wood and oil with roll covcry operations, analysis of oil‘ products from the crude oil, and ex-‘ periments in purifying and clarify-, ing the water supply. Bacteriological l examinations are also made; colonies‘ of bacteria being grown from doubt- ful specimens, and the results (11" such tests shown under the micro-1 scope and with a projector. ; The sophomore laboratory at thew north end of the fourth floor is cowl , . ductingr experiments on the opcmfi tions of organic chemistry. Examples1 of the applications of these primcipl are taken from the making of per— fumes as well as of paints. Tho Dcparlment of Mechanical] Engineering has brought together an , interesting exhibit in the bascmcntl of the Main building. Tension, com- pression, and: torsion tests of iron and steel, and compressive tests 01" heavy concrete blocks are featured. Hydraulic motors are in operation, one demonstrating- the cutting of a board with a stream of water. Air circulation, a. part of the work in air conditioning, ‘is measured with the large blower and tube. Test Gan Engincs No one should leave without see» ing lbs Automotive laboratory which is north of Machinery Hall on Fed- eral otrcct. The recently acquired Fairbanks Morse Diesel will be oper- ated in connection. with a D. C. gon- erator. A horsepower test in being run on two engines, one, a Buda Special high compression engine operating- ()m various octane value fuels which will be measured not only regarding the oil and gasoline consumed, but the air also. The noz- zlc uncd in measuring the quantity of air is tested with a Pitot tube, the precision of this work being shown. by the fact that u hypoder- mic needle with a tube diameter of l/10,000 inch is necessary in the test. Another cng-inc in operation will be a. Chrysler “8". carburetor adv justmcnts being: shown accurately by their effects on :1 Moto Vita com- bustion. indicator which mcafiurcs how efficiently the gasoline has been burned. The. refrigerating plant, set into operation for the first time in five years, is found in the laboratory ml the corner of 33rd and Dcarbornl stccts. one block east of Federal“ street. The capacity of the plant is} 3000 pounds. of icc daily, this test‘ run giving, the students a chance to‘i calculate the plant cllicit-ncy fruml coal pile to ice can. Demonstrate Tesla Coil The assembly hall in Armour Mission: houses on outstanding cx—l hibit of the electrical department, the giant Tesla coil, which is used in studying high frequency phenom— en' It is used here to create 31-} ial lightning with a. spark of six. feet. Also in Mission is the oxhibitl of the newest department, Social Science, in room B on the same floor. Motion pictures of time and, [motion sludlcs are shown together ‘ with the senior report plant layouts. One of the best shows of the eve»; ning is that of the physics depart-l mont in Chapin Hall south of thc‘ Main bulldmig; and acro ‘ the strcct from the parking lot on chcrul‘. street. The visitor can play musical: notes hero by merely putting; his‘ hand in the way of a beam of liuhL., Thc rapidly dancing: particles in: to: bacco smoke are shown under tho] microscope, while a method of ill-l (lustrial Hmokc prevention in demon»: leutcd by electric discharges, ‘ C. Super Short Radio Waves Super short radio waves bavmc‘ 94,000,000 cycles or pulsations per; second are used in the transmittal and receiver in action in this lnb-. oratory. The mystifying effects of; the 1hcrm0mng'uet operating licrcl seem to be due to electric currentsl ’crcatcd only by heat, while otth l unusual effects are shown with liquid 1 ’ air. A model of a rotor ship, using” of wind sliding past a also operating. 1 the suction 2' cylinder, is GOLF GOLF Rem! below what! my about Cam whclmingly for one cigarette, rcuc [ms to be exceptionally leading {ports champions With the preference of suit nzhlclcs over- 615 that. ciga- mild! Ixs A visit to the civil filtration plant at 3343 Federal street is well worth while. Four stories in‘ height, it is capable of experiments in all moth. od of puri ca‘iou used in water» works practice. On the third floor of the Min. on building in the draft- inpr room are also being shown draw~ ings of bridges, roof trusses, and buildings, both steel and concrete, together with the collection of trans- its, levels, soxtants, and other instru- ments. A collection of wooden bridge models is also on: display together with a bascule bridge. The Boggs de- formetcr {rouge is shown as a meth- od of solving the stresses in indeter- minate structures, while methods of construction for concrete and steel are shown by motion pictures. A new feature of the department’s exhibit is a telescope set up to Show the planets visible during; the eve- mug. Rare Books Displayed The library on the first floor of the Main building: is displaying its collection of rare books on mathe~ matics and scientific subjects togetlh or with several historic objects such as»: Georg-e Washington’s telescope. The Architectural Department now has its drawings in the fifth floor drafting; room in which mechanical drawings are also on display. After all this, the evening is far from over. To cap the occasion the junior marshals have arranged a dancc in the gymnasium on the fifth floor of Main. A popular south side orchestra of Gig t pieces led by Nick Wond‘crlir‘k will play from 9:30 un- til 12 o'clock. All visitors and stu‘ dents are invited to visit the gym< nasium and enjoy this feature in- troduced last year to allow every— one to end the day right. in 1935, 1w. Roynoldu'l‘ab. c... MARIN.“ ("DUTCH") SMITH,Olyinpic Fancy High—Diving Cham- pion, enjoying a Climcl. He has smokcd Camels for nine years—smoked Camels cvcn bcforc he look up divingllc says, "I'd walk a mile {or n. Camel." name is well known to you—Camel. Here's what an Olympic champion diver, Harold ("Dutch") Smith, says about Camels: "I've found a great deal of pleasure in Camels. They never interfere with my wind." Rip Collins, of the St. Louis Cart dinals, says: "Here‘s the best proof I know that Camels arc mild: 1 can smoke them steadily, and they never got my wim .” Rowland Dufton, of the New York A. C., says: "Squash is a game that rc- quires A1 condition for tournament play. I’ve found that Camels arc so mild I can smoke all I want, and they never upset my nerves or get my wind. That’s what I call real mildocss l" Dick Shelton, world-champion stccr (logger, says: "I must be sure the ciga- rettes I smoke are mild. Camels are very mild-udon't get my wind.” And those two brilliant golfers, Denny Shutc and Helen Hicks, have come to the same conclusion —“Cnmcls do not get my wind." DENNY SHUTE W33 British Open Champion The following ad appeared in the University of lawn Daily: “Wanted —a burly, beauty-proof individual SQUASH ROWLAND DUFTON squulh lennli Siur to read meters in sorority houses— we haven’t made a nickel in years." DIVING HAROLD ("DU‘lCH"l SMITH Olympic Fancy-Diving Champion THE STEAM Sli0VE Frank Laslcer's Shiner is nifty clearing up. We wonder when he’ll get enough nerve to get it that way again. RODEO DICK SMEuoN World-Champion Steer Dagger How this wildness is importdnt Classroo D m rama to you too! PROF. SPEARS: “What’s a coun‘ ”71°31‘91”?" Camel smokers can smoke more—and cn- MIECZ. . . .etc.: “Wcll,. . , .cr. , . ,' ioy smoking more, knowing that sports ‘ ah. . . .g/on ought to know what u champions have found Camels so mild z~~\ counterweight is, don’t you?” that they never jungle their nerves or get Rh, ‘ . \‘Q:\ . their wind. . . .3 NR \ t r r s A v. . » - \. \ \Qx YOUR OWN PHWSICAL CONDITIfiN is impor— tant to you too. So rcmcmhor this: Cumcls are 50 mild you can smoke all you wont. Athletes say Camels never get their Wind or nerves. oEoEEE E in Ea MEEhEEEE 92‘ Camels use made from finer, MORE EXPENSIVE TOBACCOS—Turkish and Diggstiz;xlihn an;- chm‘ populxr brand. (Sigrxcdl R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Company, \vmnon. Bill Fogle had his first real engi- neening‘ job. He instructed a. farmer in the type of concrete and the thick ness of slab to use for a cattle run- way. We hope that he took all of the impact stresses into account. ’vou con cm @ sumo ummglf \. /'P And along the same line we hear that M’REECE ALEXANDER was implicated in some dirty work again. In fact, his work was even too big for the Steam Shovel to handle. r l FAMOUS LAST WORDS about tlnn campus: “Schultz is dead."