Tuesday, April 30, I935 ARMOUR TECH NEWS . Page Three lArmour Chincsc Cfiuh western University made an exten- A novel feature of the club’s next: the Cl'i'ncsc students of the Univer- . . _ ' rive tour to the Argo Corn Product Friday meeting will be a speaker city of Chicago, in conjunction with L Vlfifits Refining Plant Reining Company during the Sp'inzi ircctly from China. Formerly a those of Armour, a tentative plan ' ~ . vacation captain of the Cantonese Air Force, has been drawn up "or a reunion of , , , ' MT. Shu is makin a tour abroad all (‘h' ‘ 1 l> " ' A ‘ 1 Under the auspices of the Armour J. ~ - . . , , . . g A ”1050 3mm 5 m meiica. Fine duct listening to d hell“? by the h r‘Wl'v d"- .. owl-v“ h" n'" ‘ ' i'conveiition will probably be held . . .; ‘ guide on plant organization the be “The Development of the Can- sometime din'inm the summer at the Ch.nese engineering students from 430111) went through the various dc— loiiese Air FOY‘Ce'i." International House, University of i Armour, Central “Y,” and North~ partments in a systematic way. , As a i'esull. ol‘ the effort made by Chicago. Chinese Siudents’ Club, a group of T05 AND MOVIES 60 ALL 05 U5 RUBBERJ ., . UR n‘. ., 9 WE BRING IN scans or: F _ uck AS 0A B:ANS,ART mcru RES. " ”snow PLY- . .ANANA5_WE HAVE M NA‘JAS. ERY NICE 13y Orville Hampton i i l The University Daily Kansun recently conducted :1 p211 to determine the i causes of the dust storm. The results, as accurately as they could be de- i tel-mined, were as follows: l i i i l {uey Long .............................. ., 231) General Johnson 2 >0 Airplane: ' 0M Radio . . . . mm NOR" Glenn Cunningha Jackrabbits ......... F'an Dancers ......... Congress Bus: and Wind .s m. i. v. ,. . Com/flight, lillla. II. .1. comm luhnmm sun-puny. Wlnuwnvfiulum. N. c: Indiana University has added a inc 0h meefiwrial‘ defiksi and! MM 6:05:51 0 M imwmifiiiil course in rhythmic dancing to, its cmoklng cigarettes Without offering CE. ALBERT "THE MlLDEfi‘I. physical training curriculum the 1"”0‘9550' “me- MELLOWES ,”NO- l‘ E Feeling misunderstood and parse-l p‘pE TOBACCO MADE -—-* YOU CAN BANK ON THA . McM- ”“01. ....._”J University of Kentucky students outed. do their hitch-hiking: in luxurious lnsisting that because he is pay- style. When two of them recently ing for a course he can work or no: decided to take a trip to Cincinnati, as he pleases. they donned their R.O.T.C. uniforms .so they could be identified an col- lege students. Then, to cxpedite matters, they called a taxi and rode to the city limits. i At a dance held recently ‘by the! E. E.'s of Michigan Tech, admiss'onl for the ladies was pic, cake, sand-i wichec or similar nourishment. As A Columbia. University (New York a. consequence, a bOPHtCPUS I'EDMt City) cam'aspondnnt reports that the was enjoyed. Therein 1‘09 a V081 statisticians claim nine out. of Mn women are IcnocIc-Icnccdn—flnd then falls to wondering how in the world slatislicians find but such? things. ECMMV macafii‘momfl ‘ A college columnist defines a nudist: One who goea coatless and _ % vesilless, and then wears trousers to ‘ . . ‘ : @1935anmymmflr‘bfio‘ match. . I The human eye rein/Wills in flashes of light lasting only from 1. 100,000th to 1-10,000th 01' a second, according to D J. W. Beams, pro- fessor of physics at the University oi‘ Virginia. Axlrnnomors of Carnegie Institnlc (Washington, D. C.) are conducting studios of a new faint nabulu said to be 1,330,000,000,000,000,000,000 miles! away. Coming from Was/iingion. this ‘ sounds lilrc the national debt figurc, 1 which isn’t as fainf an all that. These are some of the things, ac- cording to a study of Northwestern University, which professori; do not like about students: Wearing old high school sweaters and soiled shirts. Entering professorial offices, sit- fl,_fi____._,__.._.,_.r—————-— WW 'l‘l-ll". S'l‘llAll/l saovri ' - , ’ I, ' j : . _ : itcl":.2‘;“?fltg;llfigzi“; stop and smoke a Camel," says Mrs. Ludlow Whitaker Stevens. of New York. “Fatigue disap- pears. It's remarkable the way Fncncnicn rimmmmumcat. Heath says: “I’m in first ' ‘ Camels ”new W" “WW" year of medical school now, with the idea of specializing in neuro-surgei‘y. Anatomy ‘lab' takes three afternoons a week. Tuesdays and Thursday9wcmbryology. I spend three mornings i, ~ 3 week on bio-chemistry, three on physiology ‘lob‘ and lectures. ' And I have to face an exam in about one subject per week. I relieve the strain by smoking Camels. I prefer Camels, because when I’m feeling tired or distracted they unlock my supply of BILL GRAY is unfair to the was! i of the students. He drove one of our ”“519“ around all dd” last SM‘fldIlII- . ' ' energy—soon refresh me. Camels are extremely mild. Not just STAR ””0““!- “I “kc There’s "0 telling what some fellows mildmisting but really mild. They never tire my taste or get on Camels, amine found that after will do to get through 7:“ (,2 l ‘ ’d ( . 1'”. a hard game a Camel hclps mc - my nerves. mm: s taste so good I walk a mile for a Came . to get back my energy Says , Carl Hubbell. Star pitcher of the F01” an example of cheap adver- N.Y.Giants. “Camels are so mild tising see “Prettyhoy” Kreml’s slip- they never ruffle my nerves." stick. He. acted queerly while it was ' » . m» , being engraved, but that was proh- ahly due to the fact that there were a half dozen fellows sitting on hi5, chest. ‘ Sez PROF. SCHOMMER about a student sleeping in class: “I'd give i $3.00 to be in his boots.” You’d‘v better think it over John, because‘ if they didn’t fit you’d get gypped. We notice that BILL FLEIG has installed an automatic signal system to keep him awake in electricity lecture. It’s just another method of mixing one juice with another. i i i i MORTON FlNElVilAN. . . . a sopl? , Schmier, would like to know the‘ atomic weight of Hydrogen. He’ll. have to wait until he's a graduate‘ \ because in his present position he’s} not expected to be acquainted withi N“ ‘ ' ' . ‘ 3 \c . ‘ I" . i U . - , . v ‘. . ‘ \ , , A \\\\\‘;\‘\\‘. such deeply involved phenomena of, . ‘~ - g9 . ~ . .‘ \ W the chemical world. i ‘ - i -. . \ ~x§§¢~i - xx - i \ \%