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By .1011 11 K.

Students at Purdue University now have a new course in x ray technique.

In addition to looming the physical

of )1 my equipment the students are taught the mathematics and physics nec-
essary fora llioiough understanding: oi the piineiples underlying x ray pho—

tography.

 

As 11 result of wort: 1'11 1111' Textile deportnn'nt u! (1'1'01'111'1/ Tor/1, 11 synthetic
rayon hm; been made from Georgia 111111' wood pulp. ’I‘In‘x wort.- may prove to

he of great industrial importance.

 

Iii iegai'd to class absences the Dail

and says, “Absence makes the marks 1 -

Of a total of 1,046 applicants for
admission to the St. Louis university
Medical school, only 148 were al-
lowed to register.

A shipment of 2,000 paddles made,
of barrel staves was received re:
centiy by a fraternity at the Uni-
versity of Kansas.

 

A professor at Brown 1111,1'ne1'31'ty
photographs people who borrow
money from him.

 

A professor at, Manhattan is con—
siderably perplexed over the fate of
one Wallace Beei'y, who apparently
registered in his class only to disap-
pear completely.

 

The University of (latlinia, in
Sicily, celebrated its 5001b anniversa-
i'y in November of this year. The U.
S. was represented by several uni.
versity ofl'icials.

 

A coed at, the University ol’ North
Dakota has the distinction 111' being
the first third-generation student at
that school. Her grandfather was a
member of the class of ’89 and her
mother was a 111cmbcr 111' the class
of '08.

Joe Penner‘s duck, “Goo-Goo," is
the new mascot of Duqliesne univer-
sity gridders, for his master was
voted the squads favorite entertainer,

 

 

One hundred and fifty Loyola uni~
versity students have appeared with
the Chicago Civic, Opera Companyl
production this fall. 1

A professor of economics at Yalel
university made the following skate—l
ment recently: “Many students arel
like coffee—~93 per cent of the ac:
tive ingredient has been removedl
from the bean.”

From the Kentucky Kernel:

I stole a. kiss the other niyhl,
My conscience hurts, «look,

I think that I’ll go back tonight
And put the blamed th‘ini/ back.

Students at the University 01
Minnesota bartered fountain pens,
clothing, jewelry, and other articles
valued at a dollar each for admit-
tance to the Engineer's dance held
recently.

 

A professor of Political Science
at the University of California is
quoted as saying, “all men are cre-
ated equal—but seine of them get
married.”

Frankie Frisch, manager of the
World’s Champion St. Louis Cardi-
nals, was 111 backfield star on the
Fordham football tea/m sixteen years

 

 

ego.

 

At Illinois Wesleyan university a
local barber gave free haircuts to
every boy who played in the loot-
ball games if their team won. lf
the team lost, only the men who
scored in the game got them.

“Excessive week-ending” on the
part of Colgate university to see
movies in nearby towns and central
New York, so irked officials of the
institution that they set up a movie
theater on the campus in Lawrence
hall. The village theatre was closed
in the summer.

 

A student at Wake Forest college

Morrison

motions necessaiy fo1 the operation

y Illini makes a play on 1111 old adage
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l hardest Musings I

 

PROPANITY ,

Profanity is Biblical language with l
a reverse year, and is used to haclt'
the owner out oi the, stung-ht andl
narrow path.

Profanity is very convenient in
many ways. In case of anger it is
supposed to prevent the peeved per—
son from blowing out; through the
seams. After a man has emitted
about 10 cubic feet of high tension
profanity his pounded thumb feels
better and he no longer desires to
throw the hammer through a $10
window pane. l

Profanity is also used indust1iallyl
by steamboat mates and automobilei
mint s. it is next to impossible to'
operate a 'eamboat Without a full;
head 01’ profanity. In Lhe case of the

 

 

automobile, profanity does the, ma:
chine no good, but enables the own:
or lo endure the sport

lilots of large eaied and ptticnt
mules use sweai words as a sort 111'
sell-stai'tzc A mule who will allow
21 tile to be built undenieath 111m:
without taking any inteicst 111 it,‘
Will wake up and walk off all by1
himself after his owner has potted
him with a bushel ol' polygonal
sear words.

Profanity is also used by poor
talkers to 1111 in blanks in their c1111-
versation when their brains are m 1.
By the aid of profanity,'
a man with a one candle power brain '
can talk steadily for a long time,
slipping: in one cuss word to two 111'-
llnai'y words and thus making liis'

  
 

 

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1 supply last longei.

Piofanity is mostif, desciiptive
and is \ci'y vivid Some oi it is such
accurate description that afte1 a
man has finished using it, the ail“
smells like an old-fashioned eight:
day match. Profanity is also very
irritating to the hearei. Al'tel tihu
recipient has listened to a few min—
utes of profanity produced by an:
other man, he often takes the pr
ducei‘ by the neck and cleans off hall'
a block of sidewalk with him. lt‘:
takes a very intelligent man to stai'tl
a quarrel without the use 01' pi'oi‘a - <
ity, but with its help any one can
cook up a fight in three minutes.

Profanity is not refined, and it
is 1eg'arded with horior by the best
people, except when it is heard on
the stage. 11' the hired girl were to
say “damn” in the aveiage family,
she would be fired forthwith, but this l
word is always greeted with greatl
applause in a play, and it is a great‘
boon to the weary author, who would 1
otherwise have to think up something '
original at that point.

Profanity is not a hard art to ac- ,
quire. It can be learned in the home 1
with the aid of a telephone or a weak ,
chested furnace in a very few leis->1
sons. ' P g

 

 

    
 

in North Carolina has solved hi rent 1
pioblem 101 this year by building}
himself a house at the cost of twen- '
ty—five dollars He brought it ’to'1
school on a truck and set it downl
on the outskirts of the town under,
an old oak tree. He reports that he
is very comfortable and plans to in- ’
stall a heating system for this win-'
ter.

 

At William and Mary college all'

students wit/1, on average of 85 or,
may take all the cuts they:
while others may cut at thol

better
wont,
discretion of the professors.

:: Fraternity Notes l

, in attendance

 

1 the Hell chapter tin-re.

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

THETA X1 1

Since the beginning: 111' 1111' st'hrol'
your. the members (11‘ Alpha Gamma
chapter have been busy hubilitatiiig
11nd rodccoraling their new quartus
at ‘l 251 S. Michigan. With the 1111]
help oi Professor Moreton. who I 1
been appointed by the grand lodtre as
our new 1). (l, I... and some vi 1111
alumni, the 111-lives have complolcdl
what, they feel to he an excellent job'.
(11' interior decorating 11nd 1111- 1101'.":
Ieully to step back into the )IlCllll't‘i
11111111111 the institute. 1

Several of our interested alumnil
have been present at the meelinu's'
which have been held recently 2111111
are acting: as: an advisory committee
for the chapter.

The iirst dance in the new house:
was held on February 7 as a 1'elel>1'a:l
tion for the completion of 1111' \A't‘l'h'l
on the rooms as well as the end 111'
the semcslt'l The dance “as well 111—1',
tended by both actives and alumni,1
and l’1oiessox and Mrs. D. 1’. Morelon'
and Mr. and fl

 

 

   

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Officers for the senit 101' who were:
elected a month ag‘o 1'i1'
Orin l'l. Norris
11w ('. Willis ........
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The annual pledge (lance was out"
of the best dances at the house since,
rushing. The decoration uave the
unique 011(‘(1 of the oce'in lloo1'.1ndl
a new orchesha furnished t'Kt‘llll'l’ll'
lhtl‘nllVl‘ for dancing

l’robatit nuiy Week has linnlly conic
to 1111 end. 111111 11111111111111 the buys :11'1'
)lll'th well zir-ul out 111

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BETA PSl
Last Saturday night the house, on:
'oyed a radio dance, belated t'elebi'u-'

tion of St Valentine's Day. A num—1 '

her 01' the Alumni were present and
every one had a wonderful time.

This evenim.r a nicotine of all ac
Lives will be held. Everyone 111 em
{united to be, present. 0111' Hell Week
will in 1111 probability start Feb. 251.:

DELTA TAU DELTA

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Tuesday, February 19, 1935

Am Nettie

‘ For lessons in “How to Murder a
1 Foreign Language in (take any num-
ber) Lessons” see that master dialec-
tieiun. Senior Don Miguel Alvarez
l Manuel llaroldo SLAVITT If you
‘1 pi'efei a prescription for the cuie of
falling eye- lashes see Dr SLAVITT.
But if you are inclined to favor schol-
arly lectures about the fourth-dimen-
sion (Whatever that 13:) see Prof.
SLAVITT. Oh, yes, he also takes a
crack at this architecture business we
hear about, all of which make him a
well:1'ounde,d something or other.

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The new lel‘m has brought with it
several additions to the departmenh
The (rash were blessed with a couple
THE of C. E.’B who now propose to aug-
mcnt their telngiineering knowledge
with architecture. The juniors have
two new man in their ranks, a Mr.
COHEN, who hails from the U. of
11., and a Mr. HRACHOVSKY, who
is making his debut in American

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‘:.;SP f§::\: SPEARS, would nominate the latter
a“ >i§23$ :3}??? as about the most courteous man in

the department, if one is tn judge
by the way he clicks his heels in
true continental fashion when speed -
ing or when spoken to. And just to
prove that they always come back
for more, Ed RUNGE, after about a

 

 

 

 

 

modern operating rooms in the coun- l
valued at about $111,000.

11 is hoped that now .1l'tei 1111"

Estross and strain of finals are over

the ping-pong tournament will be
oomph-led promptly. With the, start:
in]: of the second semester the house
is back in 11:1 normal iouiwine and‘

‘111 1111' [11"opu1ing' ['11: some of the 1111-:

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SEGMA ALPHA MU

The outstanding event in the chop-
t1 1' liistl 1'y of the in l'ew months 1111s
been 1111- rapid growth of an '.iclive
Alumni Headed by
Bruin-('1; and (‘huiniz'oiL attendance
l1:N inert-21141 by leaps and bounds.
All 21111111111 >1 rim: this article are urg-
ed to mine in the next, 11101-11111." (,n'

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2'! 1111' 111111'11'. 31 5%. Michigan Area
12'1-. 11 two plans for 1111 alumni 11111:

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nor will be tli'i-ussl'tl 111111 c, mph'ied.

The job done on the basrnu-nt pine; ‘
rum: 1111111 by [raters Bernsleio and;
Addis has been 1111' object, 111’ uni:'
\cl'.111 admiration by active,- and‘
i‘lllml‘li its well, but it, is rumored thrill
tln- cos-11, oi' the same was indeed‘
heavy, since tut 11111-111111. and threel
pairs of pants are now saturated with‘I
; 1111' 111' the whitl'uu' l1, all of whith

‘hml 1.11:1n1tlly been inte'ndul 111 1111,
won the walls.

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We Wl'l'o ,‘ "l 1,11 welcome 1111'1111111
Meyer burl: to school where lll' 1111111"
to complete, his graduate course. l

Brother Sam l‘oiush will 11111 return:
' 1'1'1111'5111'1'. 11111, 111' will:
runtinue his course in the fall rennww
101'. l

l’rol'. Nurhnitn will give :1 tall; '1111
oil burners at the meeting of Hit"
alumni chapter

 

and 01' u): Admin .
‘jeet was

jthcy use as medicine."

' chemistry includes the study of nuti
3 tion, the chemistry (11' growing; plan '

year's absence, has decided to match
his wits with the seniors: whereas
any PETERSON, who liar. been
teaching school since his graduation
a, few years back, in back in the
(harness, :10 to spoalr, to continue
studying under Prof. KREHBlEL.

Guest Speaker halite
1211:1111 1.1311. 113. Meeting

 

 

At their regular meeting last Fri»
day morning in the Physics Lecture
room, the American Institute of
Chemical Engineers had as their
truest speaker Mr. J. 0. Clark, chief
of the central 5 '11n ol the Food
ation. His sub-
“.Food Chemistry as A‘p-
plied to the Food and Drug: Art."
The function of the Food and Drug
administration, in the words of the
speaker, is to regulate the business
which supplies “everything human
beings use as food and everything,"

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We‘d 1111111171 {/1110 11110 thunihdttchs
(lioy, 1's flint 8(1)‘ 111,!) to know who
1‘ It. BUCHl-IA USER remained
down-11111111, to meet the other P. M.
ll'o‘d mien raise the. onto to discover
111/11] Die/c LISCI'IER was dubbed
“Oiitt-pinch,” LlSCI-IEIB. Could '1'! have
rulmiurtlt'tl from his recent fracas
with “Killer" KICHAVEN, alias the
“Bottling Russian "

 

  
 

Messrs. BRUNETTI, GROSSMAN,
SCHWAB and TAGUE have submit-
lcd water colors to the Art Institute
for its International Water Color
Competition. They will he on exhibit
in the galleries of the lnslit'ute by the
end of the month. We know these
men will be on top with the best of

 

The scope of the subject of food

 

and animals, and the manufacture of
foodstuffs. Food chemistry requires
much exact analytical work, and the
laboratories of the Administration in them, but nevertheless, a little bit of
the new post~0fi"1ce building: on W. ‘ nod luck won 1' hurt. lf you become
Van Buren s1 ect we considered lhel intrigued with a certain sketch by
most modern and up- -to date in the} Me! GROSSMAN which he has mum
(“the c0unt1y.ed, “Dumps” and to which he has
In ..pite of this modernity, M affixed a value of twenty—five d01-
(huk told 01‘ a painting lumping~ on lnrs, don’t be surprised. Confidential.
his office. wall which was executed 11'. Mel has promised said master-
by a worker on the C. W. A. It pic- piece lo yours truly should it: by
lures a modern laboratory, and same quirk of nature, not be sold.
through this painting, it can be seen
111 what rate chemical laboratory My,
equipment becomes obsolete. In the
short time since it was completed,
u1-1l.ain pieces have already outlived
their usefulness.

 

 

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. GOODMAN claims that the
noise slic heard just outside of the
office the other day reminded heir of
some of the wild animals she had
seen and HEARD in a movie short
Ai'tcr cove-rim: some of the legal the previous cvehinlz~ Suppose we
sides (11' the picture, the speaker
closed by inviting the members of best: of her and let it go at that,
the A. I. Ch. F. to visit the food and so that our boys might at least get
drup: laboratories in the post office the benefit of the doubt.
at some future date. EAGLE EYE.

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