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Armour Tech. News

Student Publication of the
ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
CHICAGO, ILLINO 5
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Vol. XIV. NOVEMBER 20, 1934 N0. 3

 

A. Toast to the Alumni

There is a meeting this evening of a group of
n‘ n that has done more in the interest of the
not .ral welfare of Armour Institute of Tech—
nology than any other organization of which we
have any knowledge. The group to which we re—
for is the Armour Alumni Association. All the
members of this association within a radius of
o: .. hundred miles of Chicago gather tonight for
their annual winter banquet and reunion.

(."l’l the occasion of this annual get—together of
tl‘c alumni, we wish to take the opportunity to
propose a toast of gratitude and appreciation to

My girl is divine.
Your girl may be divine but mine is tie-berries.

:rslem

He: What beautiful stars! What a moon! Ah! What a
combination!
She: Oh! Is that thing showing again!

3|: :1: ii:
JEST NO USE TRYIN’

He wuz a old prospector, hoo had spent many yecrs
amung tha sun-baked hills. He looked as if him an’ Lady
Luck wuz strangers. “Dad," sez I, “I bet yew sure know
tha desert.” “Dam rite," sez he: “I looked fer gold an’
found it. . . .not much, because I never worked very hard
. . . .jist. took things easy, in fact sum people wood call
me lazy.” “Yeh?” sex I. “Yup,” sez he, “but if I wanted
tuh wurk my hed oil‘, I kud uv maid several inillyun dol-
lars wun yeer." “How kum?” sez I. “Well," sez he, “I
know sumthin’ about geeoligy, an’ I located a vein of
gold wich 1 fiyuer wuz 18 inches deep, 6 feet wide an’
run at least a mile back inter tha hills." “Did yuh wurk
it?" sez I. “Never swung a pick in its direckshun," 302
he, “Altho it wuz only 12 foot below the surface.” “How
kum yuh didn’t bother it?" sex I. “Because,” sez he, "it
wuz too dam hard tuh reach,” sez he; “I found out that
I’d have tuh go down thru a 8 foot vein of solid’silvcr
tuh get it, so I sez, tuh hell withit.”

* ’l‘ ’l‘

She: “Kissing is unsanitary. I don‘t have to tell you
that your lips leave millions of germs on mine.”

He: “Listen, luscious, the way I kiss I crush every
germ to death."

 

idiom in which we feel sure every individual who
has had some Contact with Armour will join us. 5
To the more than 4,000 alumni of Armour In-l
stimte of Technology:
For their generosity in giving of money to the‘
Institute when she was in financial difficulty!
which has been a large factor in accounting for‘
ti 0 difference between what the student actually ‘
pays for his college education and What the actual .
cost of educating him is; 1
For the fine reputation they have made iori
Amiour Institute by their loyal financial'supportg
“~21. support which has averaged as much per;
3.1 .4l'l’lllu3 as any institution can boast—«and theirl
cnzellence in engineering endeavors; and '
For the continuance of their interest in
Armour and a closer cooperation and better un—
demtanding among the alumni, the student body,
the faculty, and trustees do we tender this toast
of gratitude, and appreciation, looking forward
t and planning for a greater Armour Institute
of Technologi.

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See “in the Zone" ‘
“'9. wish to commend to the student body for
tloir courteous and gentlemanly support the
pi if-fl, “In ‘1“ Zone,” which the Armour Players
or: prcser this coming Friday. That such
efforts on t“?

   

h»: ween proven time and again. We only hope
ti .t those ritendance will forget that they are,
e rim: "rodents and reflect credit upon‘
rim" selves

  

 

   

cc...» tcous it u‘entlemanly attention it deserves.
A Note oi Warning

Although it is in general good clean amuse-
mo. t. to see the sophomores and freshmen take
such nn ac ’ interest in each other that they

 

 

_., of personal property, such skirm—
' good points they may have when
in 2‘ private or public, is damaged. ‘
on we suggest that both pnrtics
mien and sophomores, take special

their battles do not in any way
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JOHNNY CITRO, eminent ex"
Notre Dame scientist, had a pretty
tough time lighting the arc-light last
week. . . .JOll-lNNY just didn't have
a matchl

We"ve get to admit VINCE NEL-
SON can balm it! While working with
”sanitary water" may give other
schmicrs a headache, in healthy swal-
low only gives VINCE a Jag. . .“And
not much of a jag at that," says
VINCE.

And. we'd advise BILL GRAY and
his partner to stick to smelling the
cork in the future.

 

The mentor of J. W. Bard and R.
Mansfield has apparently fallen
through. It seems that Mansfield's
prints aren’t quite blurred enough to
meet Jake’s requirements!

The Steam Shovel sincerely apol—
ogizes for prcmaturely advertising
MARTY LOFTUS' new “lensil oil".
Ho'a heel-i no busy taking orders that
he hasn’t had time to complete his
invention.

 

An 21 double protection against the
rip snorting sophs. SAMMY BIl-IB
Wears both bolt and suspenders!

 

part of the Players are worthwhilei I

Armour by giving the play the‘

.(i and friendly combat to secure . 1,,

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Copyright, 1934.
IL. II. Reynolds 'l'ohnr-m Comma

 

EEWARIIB MEN'II‘, '36- GEfiDHMW STUWEMT.
Edward Kent knows the value of a full rc-
serve of natural, vibrant energy. And that’s
one of the reasons why he sticks to Camels.
In his own;- words: “It takes a lot of hard
work to acquire any thorough knowledge of
geology—and a: lot of energy. llt's tiring at
times, but like most of the fellows around
here, I have found that smoking a Camel
cheers me up . . . c ascs away all fatigue . . .
gives me that 'lift’ in mental alertness and
physical well-being which I need to be able
to go on working with renewed energy."

Tuesday, November 20, “934

Aim News

It's just too bad time this material
must be written before the ARK
DANCE and primed later. We couia,
probably forecast a rm and antici-
pate what would happen, but perhaps
that will be hotter covered or a fu.
ture sitting. This much can safely
be said, however; that Ralph
PRIESTLY and his attending dance
COMMITTEE have done everything
in their power to mn‘ke the dance :1

H OWLI NC success.

The new LUG who answers for
Jar/r. Allan and 811.113 that Jack is hard
of HEARING, in. our opinion, should
be “SlNKED.”

Prof. KREHBIEL thinks that more
female models in the LIFE class will
inspire Mal F‘ORSYTH and Irv AD-
DIS to attend more REGULARLY.

 

This same Prof. K'rchbiel was very
philanthropic last week. and passed
out to the juniors about thirteen men-
fiom: in a water color JUDGMENT.
N at such a. lucky number for tho nar-
Lics of the second part, the CROSSES'.

 

Gus KVAPIL’S puns (you may
call them that if you like) are
among those things better left un—
said. But this bit of irony is worth
mentioning because of its lesson in
punctuality in a SOCIAL SCIENCE
8:30 class. (And incidentally that’s
the middle of the night for an urchi—

 

 

 

And. now that you’re a. bram-
ti-ustar, PROFESSOR BLOUGH,
would you mind keeping yam- oyrs
open for some political iolzs for a

 

him of its dumber seniors? Thanks!

jOIN THE NEW

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WALTER O’KEEFE

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tact). Well, after just missing one
of those famous 8:30 DROP
QUIZZES, Gus, VLhCI'flenlJy and most
emphatically ejaculated, “Choc whiz,
I could have made a STRAIGHT A
on that one." Some irony.

And then there‘s the one about
Maul; SUMNER in SPECS. class. He
extended the courtesy of answering
the roll in person and than politely
maid, “Excuse me please, I’ll be right
back." The fact is that he did re-
turn and was quite content to sit
still for the reel of the period.

This days finds the senior AlRX
completing their Emerson Prize proj-
ects, entitled “A SHOP FRONT.”
There REALLY is a cash prize con-
nected with this, and it runs into
four figures ($50.00). The only

loot-ch is that there are about 500

other projects in the competition.

 

Our department at the Art Insti-
tute is so well protected from in-
truders by the efficiency of the
GUARDS that Mr. Merrill, the now—
est acquisition to the faculty had no
little difficulty to get to his class.

 

Bob ESBENSEN. Abe BERN-
STIEIN, and Wes WEITING got over
the top in the junior ”DUPLEX
HOUSES” with first mentions each.
Johnny MATANOCK, of the night
school department, also rated a first.
The presentations were favorably
accepted with many pen and ink
renderings, water colors, Opaques,
and portals. and some that were not
an favorably accepted. Milt Kuhn.
among others, was MENTIONED;
but why he was so relieved about it
we can’t figure out.

EAGLE EYE.

MESS EVELVN WATTS,
popular New York dc’bu-
tame: "The last Camel I
smoke at night tastes just
as good as the first in the
morning. Cnmcls are very
mild, too. Even when I
smoke a lot, they never
upset my nerves."

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SERVEVOR. “\thn I‘m
working hard, I find that
a great way to keep up my
energy is to smoke :1 Camel
every now and again," says
Prescott Halsey. “Camels
seem to bring back my one
and energy and chase away
all feeling of tiredness.”

 
 
 
 

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