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Tuesday, November L3, 1934 ARMOUR TECH. NEWS ' "

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iFiachér‘Gidesf‘Team . ' Rumngyfi; m Face
Pointers on Fencing Strong Schedule

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Berwaingem, still undaunted and mm, The Tenet—31's and near-fencers are -
dismayed by their defeat at the ‘ obtaining pointers and elementary in- Now that winter is just around
hands of Purdue—er, the Fire Pru.*stl‘11cti0ns in fencing from Prof. ‘ the comer, the Techman are turn~
teats, challenge anybody in generali Hans FiSCheIEC=Tlery acquired fac- ing their attention to indoor truck.

‘. - - - 11 0‘ two of this 'ud res. “Of what crime is this mar-l , . - .
:dgungiiailfezzmtioh you may think ialEaccused?" he crooked. “Murder",l t to a game of football. - l .and the i “1L9, member. Practice 13 held every Plans are bemg formulaed for the
g , l Friday at 10:30 in the gym and ur- ‘ organization ol‘ the team, foremost

. . , " , . - Fire Protects in particular to a game
uth ad but when on have shrieked one of the Imps and a mur— w, i .. ' ~ . ‘ ' ‘
Eldfnaletedt Ellis, fantastic title you mur broke forth from the audiencei iOf Kme "5 “m ”'1'" rangemcnts are hem?" made “”th among- ““359 bgmg the meeting
willpknow it I “The trial will now commence," suidi Has anybody here soon ADOLPHl l Dean Heald for another hour 0f SCthUlCd 101' the week before
It all began on a cold night in Si- the judge, “remember, anything you i Chnsmph around People who think Floyd Gibbons 1 pltl‘clillczmbitious .. ' Jr . ‘ 'r-l‘ r Tl‘l‘il"::5m‘”“-‘r IMO?“ Whose “€11me
beria. Everything was covered withi say will be held against you". Quick '—‘“ ‘ can talk should hear Nathan Diem-5n. l mm ‘nst ti fame S are l a‘ung wl ‘ e "‘0“ prominent 21"” Lonnie
snow. I began nodding my head be— as a flash I replied, “Mae West”, and The Steam Shovel hopes that the ‘ haus, alias ”Little Edison"—whose‘ he]: IF; ll“. 10"”. “1012‘ Imb~ :55 111:0. Stagg, the coach, Johnny Roberts,
cause I had nodding else to do. Just} again the audience murmured. One; little pooch which the sophomores period 01 silence is plus 0,. minusi f“; i 1 Insfumes, .10} 10 9 Is captain, and Charles Handler and
as I was about to fall asleep, I was of the judges said “Pfooey”, and held (lczorated with a green ribbon likes 3.86 l’nll’llll'.cs-—mostly minus! n "“9 ° ’ e‘ PMC'J‘L‘I engage- FthO ‘Grak'avac, the cotmanagers,
aroused by a loud, raucous laugh. I his nose. “Now,” said the chief jus— , that ribbsn—bccause, while lhcy can‘ ment“ and Jlabbed his opponent in the “10 prime Importance 01 this get-
raised my head, and What do you tice (or judge, justice you prefer) i lake (4 frog/1’s pants 01)” for not, wear-l And incidentally—4he 1,031 ,(,idi::;:i::n;"lhar:he rzllfdtizdlendinfdie
think I saw. You guessed wrong. Ii “what have you t0 say In your dc" ‘w—w—W, plum: of mice and man go usmu/i ruitod in thxir intontr‘ , b yF. h)" . . ,1 . , _
saw nothing. Nothing to the left fcnsc‘l” I replied, “Only this: Who‘ immieM/mcs—«coen dopantsi'ng par-tics l wlien b 1 fc. 1' if)": y. 1ch "1' in View F” obtaining- ‘1 lienCl‘al idea
of them, nothing to the right. of takes care of the care—takcr’s daugh- 1)]; Junior 1,1333] l l' 11‘ a") 0:1”: fon'lng‘m ‘l‘i'lhud ”f the strength 0f the luturc team.
them, rumbled and thundered. On ter while the care—taker’s busy talc- 1 0 guilty?“ ["0 1:nhe uilcvobseindt. lA stiongr schedule is being
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through the alloy of death, rode the mgr care?” Whereupon tho. Judgc ll anybody wants to know how to, fencing i“ not a fitl‘enu‘li:qmc:xei>cii: 17 dnmflt‘o'hlghl'will moludc all the
three hundred. Or were there only Said, “Shut up or Ill crack your 11 _ .. h h' h _ ‘ t a glider, just, ask ROGER . l ‘lt- - . . opponcn s o .ust year plus a new
three hundred? But that is beside 8}“,an Silence f0110w0d_ 1. air tcct , w ile t e audience SMITH ’38 And I). -v'd: .. r M" 190m?- out the “wear-old addition, Carrol college. The sea-
th . S k" 1. . t he howled with rage. “For that last . ’y " U L ‘ anc 0 lFrench fencing: champion as an ex- sun is too early to make any rash
e point. pea mg 0 Dom s, W ",5 All Wet . crack .. sick the ‘ulve .. ou h' ll 1 R061“! 5 general ability you can go am lc It .. ‘... h _1'. d ’ . ,
' ' k no cavort‘l As I l . 'l 9 J ‘5 - y 5 a H . ) -. . . . . l7 - ILQUHCSV G L dmrlS. ex- predictions, but due to a strong
many pomts ma e 0 down ..omcwhcu on U. E. Highway tcritv rather than gm,“ rth or br , l, 4 b . ,- . .
was saying before I was so crudely I No. 64, and examine the remains of . , - ~ l, awn. )dti one. 0] [minor varsity men,
‘ the best is to be expected.

To Present “Aladdin” 74*
behold, there was the devil. his sul~ “We have reached =1 verdict” {\l It’s About Time iM/lle’l'l/ Lornus has mm, a at Goodman Theatre
from; majesty himself. I looked death-like “15h fell over ”‘0 audi- The shock of realization came to| brand new system of wasting time in; , — SgflELI-NES
around, and there were the eternal “"9‘5- N“ a sound could be heard me only when I saw my head in a, class. Muriy'c now working: on a howl Ne’xt Sallil'dfly at 2:30, the Good- C 1' ‘ ,.
fires blazing away. “See here," I except for the steady, monotonous, guillotine. The knife above my headl“tonsil 0”“ to enable him to talk man l‘hcaicr Will openits season With ( WWW” f‘0m WW 1)
said, “What’s the big idea of waking drip, drip, drip, of the water. was swiftly falling. It was terrible. more with leaf, ofl‘ort. i plan entitled “Aladdin.” It was ideals of city management would co—
me up? Don’t look at me in that. looked up, and there were the Weird Would no one save me? My head, J;__ {written especmlly {'0‘1‘ “115 III'OdUC- incidc with the higher ideals of the
tone of voice! Shut up! Say somea judges, 63010 With a stern stare 9" rolled into the basket with an air of; The junior meclianicals believe in l tiun by James Norms, a New York management and the larger exhibi.
thing for yourself! Stand up! Sit his face. The suspense was terrible. i finality. That explains why there is‘ the old apple adage; they presented i “Cl/”‘3 and Will be interesting; 1101: l tors; of the original exposition. In
down! Jump through this hoop!" It seemed hours till the spokesman! no sense to this atrocity. Brother Winston with a baked apple i ”HI-V to children but t" adults. irel’erring to 100211 developments, WE
“554,413,," he said, “you act like you finally rose and pointed his finger at to keep the qui'l i, Till?! play Will run for live Satur- , have heard the backers of Mayor Kel-
Own this PlaCQ" “Sure," I said, "MT- me and 5p°ke~ “The verdict isv" aml ‘ a...“ l day matinu‘GS. and will be followed i ly label him as “an engineer too.”
Fulghum gave it to me when 1 was he paused, as the rest ol‘ them, ,‘ AULER AND GARTZ became so in succession by a comedy of Robin 1 That may be so, but we know of
on earth, for writing a theme." “Ha scowled, “not guilty.” And a sighl Editor’s Note: This trash wuclemrrossod mentally in native brawls,: Hood, the Sleeping Beauty, Hucklc- ‘ very few people who would grant
haha ho ho" laughed Nick. Then I of extreme disappointment came from, found in the gutter. It should have} that NACHM/lN must remind theml berry Finn, and u comedy 01' Red ‘ him custody of a monkey-wrench, not
laughed. “What are you laughing the audience. The judge spoke' mined there. that they are in a THEKMO class. 1 Riding: Hood. to mention a World's. Fair.
for?” be said. “That joke is so old *mwwm' ’ W —‘*A 7-" 7 . . ,
that it is not even rotten, it is petri-
fied. Do you know that you are go-
ing,’ to be put on trial for the murder
of a joke? And the penalty is'L
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interrupted, 1 saw nothing. DO YOU heard, the judges. put their heads to-l 1:. that :N,? 12:1 all’o}: :71?“ an: hoar‘ his glider and pants!!! l
know whv? Because the lights were gather, and went into a huddle. After i 0 gract- Hi. en. so] , .

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DEATH. Death by roasting, if you
are found guilty."
“1qu a Word

He clapped his hands three times,
and said a magic word. I think it
was Highcomupcrfistiolocutedphon-
ocinnmatogmph, or something, most
likely something, and two imps ap-
peared. They led me through dark
passageways, over narrow bridges,
past roaring furnaces, and between
towering rocks, to a huge cavern,
with many niches and lodges in the
walls. Upon these were such decora-
tions as skulls, weird drawings,
smoking embers, grotesque statuettcs,
and many other bizarre odds and
ends. A bluish light, the source of
which was not visible, seemed to
emanate from certain portions of the
cavern, and this dim light was the
only illumination, casting odd
shadows, and giving the place a
strange and ghostly atmosphere. The
regular dripping of water was the
only sound to be heard. At one end
of the cave were nine judges, whose
entire bodies were covered by black
robes, with the exception of their
faces, which seemed to be nothing
but grinning skulls. Shadows flitted
about, and occasionally a bat would
brush past my face.

The silence was finally broken by

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(Wakes Annual Report

(Continued from page 4)
Committee, the Board of Trustees
has constituted the Treasurer as the
Endowment Officer of the Institute.
In this capacity it will be possible
for him to aid greatly the Execu-
tive and the Public Relations Com-
mittees in securing ways and means
by which the Institute may forge
ahead.

In order that the Treasurer may
be able to discharge his new re-
sponsibilities the Trustees have cre-
ated the office of Comptroller to be
filled by a properly qualified person
directly responsible to the Presi~
dent. It is not contemplated thank

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this change will cause any net bur-
den on the budget.
0n recommendation of the Presi.
dent and the Executive Committee,
and in View of their long and valu-
able service to Armour Institute of
Technology, the Board of Trustees
has voted that Thomas E. Doubt,
George F. Gebhardt, Charles W. '
Leigh, and Guy M. Wilcox be
awarded the rank of Professor Em-
eritus and be carried on the rolls
of The Institute with that rank.
Respectfully submitted,
Willard E. Hotclikiss,
President.

 

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