Tuesday, October l6, I934

 

After nine days of hectic entertain-
ing at dances, smokers, theatre par-

ties, and banquets, the fraternity
rushing season closed last Friday
night with pledging ceremonies at
nearly all of the various houses.
At a few of the houses, pledgings
were not held Friday but were to
come a few days later. Others who
did pledge Friday will have addi-
tional ceremonies during this Week.

 

PHI KAPPA SIGMA

'The Alpha Epsilon Chapter of Phi
Kappa Sigma Fraternity takes great
pleasure in announcing the plcdeinp:
of the following men:

I. Murray Hughes, F.1’.E., ’36

William K. Brcnn, M.E., ’38

Howard G. Downing, Jr., F.P.E.,
’38.

Roy B. Hallihan, Ch.E., ’38

Carl H. Koehler, Arch, ’38

Louis Langc, Jr., F.P.E., ’38

John C. Lindahl, M.E., '38

William D. MacDonald, rCh.E., ’38

William C. McKenna, M.E., ’38

Harold L. Meyer, M.E., ’38

Donald J. Murray, III, Arch., "38

Edward J. O’Brien, Ch.E., ‘38

Glenn G. Pangborn, Ch.E., ’58

Bert Thornton, Ch.E., ’38

John R. Tuschall, C.E., ’38

The 84th anniversary of Phi Kat»
pa Sigma will be celebrated by the
annual Founders’ Day Banquet to be
held at the Civic Oera House on
Friday, October 19.

BETA PSI

 

It is with pleasure that Beta of
Beta Psi Fraternity announces the
pledging of the following men:

John J. Doudera, 0.12., '36

llenry R. Eberhardt, Gen, 38

Albert Engelschall, 13.53., ’38

Orville Hampton, Ch.E., 38

Frederick H. Just, F.P.E., ’37

Robert W. Saville, E,E., ’38

Idris Thomas, Gen., ’38

The Rushee Dance of a week ago
was enjoyed by everyone present, and
even the Alumni spoke oi" it as being:
a huge success. The next dance in
order is the pledge dance, and though
no definite date has been set, it will
be held the last week in October.

Sunday was a very eventful day.
The parents of the men in the house,
and friends of the house spent a dc-
lightful afternoon looking over the
house and making new friends.

PHI Pl PHI

 

 

 

Gamma chapter of Phi Pi Phi takes
pleasure in announcing the pledging
of the following men:

Claire Dunbar, ’38

Jack Gregory, ‘38

Frank I’Iebenstreit, ’38

William Lindeman, '38

Calvin Nauman, ‘38

William O’Brien, ’38

Ralph Priestly, ’36

Charles See, ‘38

Charles Trzyna, ’38

Frederick Widell, ’38

TRIANGLE

 

Armour chapter of Triangle Fra-
ternity takes pleasure in announcing
the pledging of James Edward
Renter, E.E., ’38.

We were happy to have as guests
last week seven of our brothers from
the Kansas chapter who were in Chi-
cago on an inspection trip.

SIGMA ALPHA MU
Sigma Epsilon chapter of Sigma
Alpha Mu has the pleasure to an-

nounce the formal pledging of
Maurice S. Alexander, Ch.E., ’38
Bernard H. Chayes, Ch.E., ’38
Albert M. ‘Schrieber, C.E., ’38

Richard M. Weissman, E.E., ’38

There will he a pledge party Satur-
day, October 20, at the home of Fra
Bernstein. Numerous fraternity
alumni are expected.

RHO DELTA RHO

 

Rho Delta Rho Fraternity takes
pleasure in announcing the pledging
of the following men:

Joseph C. Reader, ’37

Jerome Adelson, ’38

David Rest, ’38

'Melvin Shuman, ’38

Irving Seidenberg, ’38

Martin Hodes, ’38

Edson Paradise, ’38

Simon Zevin, ’38

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

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Oldenbeger Submits
Several Mall: Texts

A mathematical journal, published
in Japan, printing articles in Jap—
anese, German, and English, and hav—
ing an international circulation will
shortly publish a paper by Dr. Rufus
Oldenberger, new member of the
Armour Institute faculty. The jour-
nal is that of the 'l‘ohoku Imperial
university of Sendai, Japan.

Studies Multi-Lincur Forms

Dr. Oldenberger is engaged in ex—
tensive research in the field 01' func—
tions of three or more variables.
Such functions, known as multi—
lin.ar iorms, are intimately con-
nected with many problems deal—
ing with life, and they are indis~
pcnsable in studies in relativity and
quantum mechanics.

Dr. Oldenburger has done a large
amount of research in this field, and
is something of an authority on
quantum mechanics. He has pre—
sented more than a dozen lengthy
papers on the subject to various
mathematical societies, and has pub-
lished iour in recent years.

Author of other Articles

Besides the one soon to come out
in the Japantsc journal, another will
be published shortly in the “Trans~
actions of the American mathemat-
ical Society."

A paper cntitltd “Composition
and Rank of N—way Matrices and
Multi-linear Forms”, published in
"American Annals of Mathematics",
evoked a letter from Dr. Frank L.
Hitchcock, professor of mathemab
ice: in Massachusetts Institute of
Technology, which stated that this
work involved a considerable ad-
vance over research in the same sub-
ject done there a few years ago.

The journal in which the mono-
graph appeared is published by the
“Institute for Advanced Study” at
Princeton university, a group with
which Professor Albert Einstein is
connected.

 

 

STUDENT MUSINGS

 

There are some prizes in this couri-
try which are not got by “push".
These are obtained by “pulls".

A “pull” is a mysterious natural
force which takes the place of muscle,
brains, industry, or ability, and pro-
duces satisfactory results. It is by
far the best utility player in the
political game and bats over .300 in
business, the drama, and society.

Having a “pull" means having a
friend in power, who is willing to act
as a steam Windlass for you. When a
man with a “pull" desires anything;
from an office to a divorce, he a»
tachcs himself to the object and his
powerful friend books on, and pulls
until the prize is dislodged. A “pull”
can haul a man over more talented
candidates into a government posi—
tion. It can secure him a city contract
on the highest bid. lt can get him out
of the police station without a fine,
after he has run through a flock of
school children at full speed. It can
get a ship canal in his district, al-
though ships would have to come
many miles on wheels in order to
play in it; and it will get a beautiful
lady a job as star in a theatrical
company, before she has learned how
to dodge the drop curtain.

It is estimated that over one billion
donkey power is being exerted it.
pulls in this country in one day. But
nowadays there is always some or
ficious cuss who is sure to come
around and cut the rope, just as the
pull is being exerted. Reformers are
death on “pulls." Nothing delights a
reformer more than to bisect a pull,
just at the critical point, and to
watch the indignant woe of the fly-
sized pullee who was just about to
be hauled into an eagle-sized job.

A “pull" is a wonderful thing, but
there are some feats it cannot per
form. It cannot get a man on the
world‘s series team, unless, of course,
he smokes Camels. It cannot get
poetry read after it is one hundred
years old. It cannot cure dyspepsia,
and it cannot induce an icy sidewalk

 

to lie quiet and docile, while an im~
portant personage is trodding there-
on. A big “pull” will haul a man
higher up than a little push, but the
altitude isn‘t half so permanent, for
the pullee never knows when the man
at the other end of the rope is going
I to let go to spit on his hands. P. S.

 

 

Am News

ARK NEWS sincerely hopes that
you will welcome back youra truly
after a year of absence as conductor
of this column. ll is with a feeling
of much gratitude to Snoopin’ Sam,
alias IRVING ADDIS, that EAGLE
EYE returns to edit Arx News.
Many thanks to Irv for his splendcd
work and for the safe return of this
'Lnlly’.

 

“Zing, now go to it!" And with
this bit of plagarism which is a ‘cold
crib’ from none other than our es-
teemed CHARLIE BEERSMAN this
column cntn‘s upon a new regime.
Incidentally, a good many such pit
phrases have been adopted by the

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“Wulcrcrl stock”, says BRUCE
LOCKLING. “Is not necessarily
fishy". Well, well, professor, and

who’d ’oc thunk it?

 

We hear from authentic com-coo
Ihul LOU HIEGLEIC was the head
coach. of u yirls' lmccbull tcum loo!
summer. All we can my vie—wrlid you
rim/cc full use. . . .ujlmii. . . .of your
opportunities, LOU?

 

Professor Art Carpenter, metal-
lurgist, insists that he‘s had jobs in
which he worked so hard that he
couldn’t tell whether the day was
the fortydirst of February or the
thirty-fifth of December. But we'll
bet he knew which day was pny
dnyl l

 

If the party who picked up
JOHNNY HUMIS'I‘ON’S fountain
pen will kindly return same, no queu-
liom will be u. d. JOHNNY prom-
ises to give in return to said party
another “non-writeablc" pen which
he keeps home for just such emer-
gcncies.

 

 

AL KULI’AK was sccn walking
around with his mind in a. trance and
our guess is thal his lady friend acted
nice to him for u change.

 

FRANK SMETANA wasn’t quite
successful with his sleight of hand
trick which he did before PROF.
SWINEFORD. (Maybe it was be-
cauoe the cigar left too big a trail
of smoke.)

Jake W. Bard is a good hearted
follow. The gift, an ice cream bar,
was refused by Prof. Snow who
claimed it was not good practice to
eat prior to a class period for it in-
terferes with one’s diction.

 

seniors and have proved a source of
much levity. One pet phrase of
BEERSIE’S which we cannot help
but print is, “"he bird of ignor~
anoe seems to be present in the
room”. Don’t miscontrue this truism
with the fowl of the Bronx variety.

I-Iowcocr potent in the past has
been the will of JOE WAGNER to
stem the tide of student litactioities,
his power has today been over so
much. over-shadowed by the domino/-
lion. of that up and coming senior,
MEL GROSSMAN. Mel docs (weryv
thing around the Art Institute or:-
cryl mmnlcirrc lllc Iowan/i1}: of the
lions. Awyimy, you would hardly call
Hm! I: jolt for on orch’i , ..

 

 

“MR. AND MRS." EDMUNDS
was actually caught with his knick—
crbockers oil t’other day. Yes sir,
he left his keys in his locker, and
denied if he Wasn't walking around
in his modelling: clothes. (For the
benefit of any engineers present
modelling clothes have nothing to
do with the life classes.)

 

It has been called to the atten-
tion of this by S. P.
GRANGER that certain sophomores

column

have been victims of a confidncc
game thereby swindling them to
the tune of twenty cents. Woe to

the culprit it the mighty sopho (all
eleven of them) gang up on him! I
suppose you have noticed that
STEW’S initials have been altered
to S. P. to conform with SPIERING
PRlZE.

MR. GEORGE CARR of Nim-
mons, Carr, and Wright, Chicago
architectuial firm, was good enough
last week to give an intimate chat
on the problems of low cost housing,
pertinent to the current Class A
project, “A Housing Development”.
Now, CLASSAYERS, go after those
MEDALS.

 

 

There hm; been a rumor, more or
so alight,
ARK but:
he could
anticipat—

lcos unfounded and ever
that one of the SENIOR
been living cheaper than
by himself. Yours truly in
ing the acknowledgement of the
happy event so that the victim’s
name may be herein printed in bold
face cups. If any of the dear read-
era have any such data as marriages,
divorces, or blessed events, DOUBLE
E. will be very happy to print them;
that is, at the discretion of the cen—
sor board.

 

Of course we have seen BILL CON-
COlilNO on the track in tho sprints,
'iw, Hie polo '11 ”HS ctn. (ll/(5.; but in
order to rice his full speed and flush,
wr rul'oim' you lo scc him on the fool—
lmll field where he really picks up
his (logo and lays Ihcm (1011071.. Wow.
wlml greyhounds this led pooscsocsl

“/1: were out for the count when
MAL FORSYTH played touch bull
in lilo bare feet because his shoes
hurt him. lt really must be the
SCOT'S idlen of economy on oboe

leather. Also if some one will ex-
plain to CHARLIE LIEBERMAN
that centering the pigskin lino noth‘
ina to «lo with bowling, the SE-
NIORS miuht be able to squeeze a
victory null of tho- SOPHS.

 

Don’t forget to include the gal-
leries of the architectural depart-
ment on your tour of the Art Insti-

tute next week. On exhibit the
ARCHITECTS will have their suin-
mei' water colors and sketches, and
a prize will be awarded by the
SCARAB Fraternity [or the best
group. So for we think that WAL-
LY SOIBlEL has a chance since his
are :he only aquas we‘ve seen. But
seriously, WALLY did have a swell

set of drawings. EAGLE EYE

 

 

 

You speak into the telephone. Your voice, your
personality, part of you is projected for and wide.
lu effect you are in two places and times at once--
cvcning in New York, afternoon in San Francisco.
01‘ you’re in Washington today and in Sydney,
Australia tomorrowmuat one and the same time!

The tolephonc's Power to PM a person where he
Wants to he~-at the psychological moment-”proves

tremendously valuable.
lu domestic and foreign '
business, in national and
international affairs, in
friendly social contacts,
it permits a quick inter-
change of ideas and im-
mediate understanding.

 

 

 

 

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