pm is I l 31/ John K. Morrison The favorite bit of reminiscence for a Minnesota professor concerned, his earrly days, when he once ended a lecture by asking for questions from the students. There was no response, nervous. question. Another long silence. “What kind of a cigarette?” he so he waited, growing more and moral Finally he offered a cigarette to the first one asking: an intelligentl Finally a boy’s hand went up: asked. According~ to a sixvyear study about to he released by the Carnegie Foundation, American colleges and universit s are failures as educational institutes. A cocd of Cornell university out- played the men polo players and has received a regular place on the team. Upperclasswomen of the Univer- sity of Arizona, findingr competition with the freshman coeds a bit tough, recently passed a rule, through the medium of the Punhellenic council, to the effect that the freshman coeds were to have only one night date a week, as “girls just entering: college are not sulFiciently mature to gol places at night with men." Students never walk on an inlaidl cross in the Memorial Union building- 1 l fikjrifliliemnautics l Winds UllKV-S-E Yearl Because of his i-equired attend-i lance at a previously unscheduledi l meeting of a Chamber of Commerce} Commission, Major R. F. Kclkcr. Jl‘.‘ was unable to speak at the W. S. E. ,Inceting last Friday morning. His ‘appearance here will be postponed until next semester, probably until, February 15. l Professor Wells consented to fill, ‘the breach and speak at this final, lmeeting of the semester. He gave} lan interesting talk, illustrated withi ; slides, on the history of aeronautics; Plans for the coming semester inA l l i l l . dent, decided on having a cl “ ' l wards ‘ily applyingr for membership. Thel Al HOUR TECH NEWS l Freshmen Appoint @wn {fheernlseader In spite of' wise crack‘», (“\i call: and general display of extcmporanc» ous mental pyrotechnics, the fresh; man class meeting, held last Thurs— day in the assembly hail, accom- plished several worthy ends. The; class of ’38, hoping to set a. prece- leader, and a class yell. Alt of discussion, James Dunne was apui pointed cheer leader. ‘ Following: this, the subject of re-l for a hletic merit wasl brought up. . savers sporting a new spring outfit , about March 21, give him the benefit Chess Team Wins; 3 filial? ls Growingl Armour's t‘ll(“~‘H club added an-i other victim to iis list when on Fri-l (lay, January 11. they defeated the», Farag‘ut chess club 4%: to 2V2. Thcl victory added an incentive to schcd-é ule more inatch:.,. These will be‘ played off sometime after the so»; mcstcr cxam'naiiom have been comul plctcd. ‘ There are a’ present twenty morn-l hers in the club with studen ‘tcad-l tournament which is beingr held} rmongst the members. is now rapid-l ly approaching its end. The mem», bers who are cnterul, are urged tol complete their scheduled games as" soon as possible in order that ade- lobby at Purdue university out Of re- 3 elude an illustrated talk by Mr. R.l quate preparations can be made for spect to Purdue men who died in the 3 World War. l Then there suggested in steel wool is draulic ram. a physics exam that Three hundred and lil‘ty couplis attended a lloho dance at Purdue university reantly. were awarded to the man pass m: lhl' finest beaver, to the toughest loolv int: couple, to the roughest man. anl to the toughest damsel. Many pres ent were caused no small amount of consternation and discon-iliiure when they read the “Purdue Exposer," a scandal sheet which was distributed , to those present. I The Junior Civils are auritatinar for an “inspection trip" of China‘ town. Well, it’s 0. K. with 115.... ‘ though we‘d like to caution the boys not to get too nosey. . .. And Professor Sean’s nose gave a‘ noble account of itself when, with the . otherwise reputable senior electricals,‘ LOU MECKLENBERG and .511, AUGE', smoking their “Kaywoodies,” be identified the odor of soft coal burning. Among the little known facts about l prominent students at Armour is the‘ following: ‘ Our well known friend, BILL l AHERN, has lost during the last: three and one-half years at Armour: no less than four girl friends by the. matrimonial route. We wonder if‘ any deductions could be drawn from such facts? NELLE could also earn the undyr‘, int: gratitude of the GLEE CLUB ifl she'd get a copy of the year book‘ of the NATlONAL COLLEGE OFl EDUCATION. . .We understand that l their year book contains not pictures l and names, but also telephone num-l bersl have been given a new problem... . E the designing of a new style ear inufi‘ so that Al (Stiff) Rulls can .e'o skating: in Comfortllll ‘ The Junior Chemical “I‘lngineel‘s”l BILL GRAY hereby warns 1714‘ per-7 son who knows more about Bill, than he, himself, that he will challenge that person to a, (lucl—popgmts or water pistols at ten paces. was a freshman who, the fleece from a hy— A. Kirkpa ick on “Boulder Darn.”t Copyright, 1935 R. J. Reynolds Tolmrco Company Winston—Salem, N. C. future engagements. . l l l i if you want to get really mercenary ‘ if you see one of our beloved clam- Arx News Some or you engineers might be enlightened to learn that "Light travels in straight lines and will not go around corners.” This was one of the General Hints with ragard to lighting that appeared in the new Class A program issued by the ll~ luminating Engineering Society. The more serious part of the program calls for ”A Bank for Savings"; and about it, we might add that the 90- ciety is offering five hundred gen- uine AMERlCAN dollars for the first prize, inflation or no inflation. So of the doubt. and imagine that he chained in on this or one of the other ten prizes. This column has mentioned before what a swell follow “Red" MAY- FIEiLI) is, and that still goes. Con- sequently, we are really sorry that he in twin}; to leave ARMOUR in February; but nevertheless when he leaves he will take with him the best wishes for luck and stlccoflfi from this columnist as well as everyone in the department. This column thus for has. been passinp; out prizes by the thousands of dollars, good luck, coneratula- tions, bon chucrios, etc. So while we’re still in the spirit of the thing, we must express our desire that Irv ADDIS has better luck in his future ice skating: ventures. Well, at least his alibi for that beautiful SillNERv is that he acquired it ACCIDENTA L- ‘ LY while ice skating. (At least it’sl a good substitute for that “humpinel into the bedvpost” gag.) ‘ II must have worlml u. [cl-rift, howls-hip on. Bernie NOBLER. And by ['1‘ we mean he actually; omi‘w to? school with (l ohiri, tic, and hot, mtd‘ minus HIOSL‘ “sovmb—lrugm' boots“. Nope, there were no frmnlcs con-l "Po/I’ll with. this, but he was (Ill prcI—l tied up for his pirlurr for Hip CY» (3111. Page Three Some playful architect “planted" a bottle of ketchup in Mr. Kich. aven’s brief case the other evening while the boya were DINING at their favorite supper CLUB. As DRACAN- STEIN was making he. exit, the manager was tipped off to search the case, which of sourne revealed the condemning evidence. This is a very amusing pastime, and is otherwise known as “Idiot's Delight." EAGLE EYE. herein in. Your Dear Student: clouds by trading it now for you need. place those you have. flotilla Your llaoement, Too You wouldn't use your attic as a bank, would you? Then why store your textbooks there? Your textbooks are worth money even after you are through with them. 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