Page Two Armour Tech News Student Publication of the ARMOUR INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY CHICAGO, ILLINOIS Published Weeklv “Wine the College Year / (o \ \ fly“ mngle Comes. 10 Cents Each MANAGING BOARD Editor-invchief ....................... Edwin N. Sear] Managing Editor ......... .Richard D. Armsbury Sports Editor ................. William B. Ahern Business Manager .. .Robert J. White Faculty Advisor ..... ..Walter Hendricks ____.,_._......——— EDITORIAL DEPARTMENT News Editor L $2.00 Per Year . J. Beckman Assistants ................................ F. D. Cotterman, R. R. Johnson, R. S. Kerchcr ‘ ' . . . 'linger Copy EdItOI ......................... 0 P Frei Assistants .......................... V. J. Kropf, H. S. Nachman, G. A. Zwisslcr ‘ Proof Editor ......................... J. F. Humiston ........... C. R. Bristol, H. Levin ........ A. J. Rosen, J. K. Morrison G. W. Ornisby .Robert Hella Feature Editors. Assistants . . Editorial Writei Columnist ........ Stall” Photographer. . . ................... J M. Bard News Reporters ............................ N. Balm J. J. Doudera, S. L. Ender, Gartz, W. S. Hamlin, F. D. Holliert, R. H. Knabc, J. Leskiewiez, F. Leason, R. A. Peterson, M. B. Stevens. Cub Reporters ................. R. T. Duffy, G. B. Eng, S. E. Evanofl’, B. Gamson, man, M. J. Hodes, J. Morozofl', N. Gerber, L. Parker, A. Schreiber. P. R. Schultz, J. Sheehan, B. Sills, R. T. Smith, T. Speer, E. Wagner, R. Weissman. Assistant Sports Editor J. O. Larson Sports Reporters G. H. Bergquist, J. M. Kubcrt, E. J. Pleva, R. Worcester. ______.____._.—.___. BUSINESS DEPARTMENT Advertising Manager C. L. DuSell ARMOUR TECH NEWS Tuesday, January 29, I935 mv m wwwwwww~v~ww www‘w I “The Slipstiels” ‘ Vaw I II Eroternity Notes BETA PSI Our ping—pong team nosed out > Cleave to “The Slipsticlc": let the Triangles in a practice match . _ by a score of 3—1, singles; 1-1, h the Slapstick fly where it may. doubles. Lyford appeared to be the $Qhwm most talented player, but our 4 man team was a close second. Flash! Smiling Hahn and Delang still hold a lead over our battlers, Schnackel and Wittekindt. The score is now 10va in that 25 game pinochle battle. Friday, Feb. 8, a number of the fellows are planning to have a mid- ”. mmmtnam has. i». The lock of days of fully Makes us all so melancholy With exams within a week No wonder we are very meek. Professors should please take note And try not to play as for the goat semester party at the Aragon. The For we may have It trick up our sleeve T H ll 'th . ht h ,idea certainly stands approved, and a pass .wm u wl a. hug y care. I we hope that everyone who goes has , . _ ’ a mod time. Cheer up follows, and smtle again A Because soon we’ll be in our domain When we return to our social activities And forgot. to fill in our cranium cavities. A. M. I PI-III KAPPA SIGMA The bridge party, at the house, sponsored by the Mother’s Club, was well attended. In fact, seventy—five couples enjoyed a pleasant evening: of bridge, with refreshments being served later. Everyone is looking; for! word with great interest to the an- nual Pledge dance. The date set for. this affair is February 9, the Satur- day night before probationary week. No other social events, with the ex- ception of the bridge party, have been planned in the last few weeks due to finals. o :1: x: The Junior Mocha work in ‘Strenglh’ only because they are always under stress. JAPANESE RULES FOR AUTOISTS 1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapid- ly. Do not pass him or otherwise disrespect him. 2. When passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage tootle with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, “Hi! Hi!” 3. Beware of the wandering: horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explosion the ex- haust pipe on him. Go soothingly by or stop by the road- Brother Spencer 0f the class of side till he pass away. ‘30 has been in town visiting the 4. Give big space to the festive dog that make spurt‘. boys. Brother Kraft of Cincinnati is. in the road way. Avoid entanglement of dog with yourl also here. wheel spokes. i Brother Penn, ’08 of the University. 5. Go soothingly on the grease-mud, as there lurk the‘ of Illinois, was at the house last skid—(lemon. Tuesday night. He gave a short talk TRIANGLE Business Assistants .............. M. S. Alexander, N. Disenhaus, R. H. Hedin, W. A. Hotzfield; W. I“. Lindeman, E. J. Simek, R. W. Strauss, D. C. Tim- berlakc, F. A. Wcrtzlcr. Circulation Manager... ............ R. M. Lundberg Circulation Assistants ................... C. Forsberg, E. C. l-loyer, W. F. Schreiber. A >>>>>> N°;,1 5 Vol. xiv 7"” JANUARYieiegi Our Platform In this our last editorial for the Armour Tech News, for a new stall? will be running the paper in its next issue, the first one of next semester, we wish to outline a platform or program for the betterment of Armour to which we feel every 6. Press the brake of the foot as you roll around the after dinner which was enjoyed vcry corners to save the collapse and tie~up. I much by all of us. I n . ,. . . DELTA rau DELTA Sing you a song in the garden of life, ’l’h h 1 1 S I If only you gather a thistle; L ousc tame aSt MUH‘W Sing you, a. song Iwas Well attended and everyone had As you. [rowel along, I a 92:“ him? as usual. ‘ ‘ An ’7'!” you cun’l sing—dolly, just whistlc.’ . I‘ c ping pong tournament has I“. L. S. l‘now reached the semi—hnals. Dayld- ,son. Davis, Latino, and Enuclthaler Iliavc proved their agility with the Porter: “Miss, your train is~—” I paddle. The finals will be played off Precise Passenger: “My man, why do you say .‘your‘ this week. train’ when you know it belongs to the railway com- Plans for the next Mother’s Club. puny?” meeting are well under way under Porter: “Dunno, Miss. Why do you say ‘my man' when the able direction of R. R. Bacci. you know I never had anything to do with you?” - The house is now settling‘ down to n u e student and interested person should pledge himself. This platform contains items which apparent~ 1y fall into two classes. They are: items con- cerning which the individual student can do very little except to talk about them, and items about which the individual Armour student can do everything. In the first class we place the following: 1. An entire new plant for Armour Institute of Technology with more than ample laboratory and lecture room facilities of the most improved kind. 2. A new and suitable location for the “new" Armour Institute. 3. A large endowment fund to make Armour self~perpetuating. These three items obviously make up quite a comprehensive general plan about which Armour students have dreamed in the past and are still dreaming. Although there seems to be nothing that the Armour students individually or collec- tively can do about the three points just men- tioned, we feel that it certainly does no harm to talk and think about them. In the second class or student reform group, . we list the following: I l. The development of courteous conduct inI student assemblies. ‘ 2. Take the politics out of class elections by cutting down the number of free bids to class dances or any other way that would get the same result. 3. Put the selection of the staffs on the various Armour publications on a sound and just basis. 4. Keep the prices of bids to class dances as low as possible. Make it possible for more to enjoy this class function by making the price. lower. 5. An increase in student participation in extra—curricular activities. More students should be involved in such activities than there are at the present moment. The last points named are certainly self~ex— plaining, and, if we have not been misinformed steps have already been taken in some instances. However, there is still plenty to be done on all points. Therefore, let us all concentrate on these points and build these improvements into our Alma Mater, making a truly new and greater Armour Institute of Technology. . think that?" the stiff grind in preparation for the coming finals. an: 1,. a i Bob: “What’s a tailspin?” I l i s l I Bert: “It’s the last word in aviation." . — Tech News Staff to Hold Banquet Feb. 13‘ I Plans have been completed for al . . . banquet to be given for the staff“ 7 ” a < 3 i 1 , Sonny. Well, I Just heald him down in the cellar of the rumour Tee/L Ne s Wednes- saying, ‘Let's kill the other two, George’.” v.- a Sonny: “Say Mother, Papa wouldn‘t murder any—. body, would he?" Mom‘mer: “Why, certainly not, child. What makes you . day evening, February 13, in the) Student Union. At this time an-: nouncement will be made of the se-I lections for stafl" positions for the1 new term. An outside speaker may‘ possibly be secured for the occasion. The present membership of the Ar». Imour Tech News staff is invited. The committee on arrangements con‘. sists of R. I). Atmsbury, chairman, C. L. DuSell, F. L. Leason, J. Shoe-z han, E. Wagner, and G. A. Zwissler.I 1'; II? 7‘: Laugh a little now and then It brightens life 0. lot; You. can see the brighter side Just as well as not. Don’t go mournfully around, Gloomy and forlorn; Try to make your fellowmcn Glad that you were born. R. H. I 1%” ' lipsm‘ sew mi .3393 A . silcfiwumyammékgigmfiiMild A MAN CANNOT FREE HIM$ELF FROM ~ HIS MATRIMONIAL OBLIGATIONS”, MERELY WITHDRAWING ‘ ROM THE SOCIETY OF I5 WIFE. T“ _ LAW AND ENTERED mo av comegcr. latte awe“ .1 A PIPE AND DRINCE ALBERT— TI-IEY JUST NATURALLY GO TOEETHER. RA. LA5T5 A LONG) TIME ' AND STAYS COOL ND SWEET fl .. JUST TRV PRINCE IT IS THE NATION'S Final Examinations Saturday, February 2 f; ; 30.10 g 20 Instructor Place . Paul Applied Mechanics IMangold . Gymnasmm Mechanics of Materials Stevens I Spears Descriptive Geometry Illegirixifdtt Draft. R.-—5th Fl. 10:30-l2:20 Calculus (201) (111%)“: Analytic Geometry IMath. Instr. Gymnasium Solid Geometry Calculus (201) (A~G)"‘ Math. Instr. Draft. R.-——5th F1. Steam Power Plants Nachman C Mission A. C. Machinery Freeman Elec. Lect. Room Graphic Statics Spears B Mission Monday, February ll 8:30-l0:20 Physics (201) Physics ( 202) Physics (203) A. C.’Circuits 10:30-12:20 Review Algebra College Algebra (II—Z) ‘1‘ Differential Equations College Algebra (A-G)* Math. Instr. Organic Chemistry (204) Freud Organic Chemistry (208) Freud IPhysics Instr. Gymnasium Richardson Elec. Lect. Room I Math. Instr. Gymnasium Draft. R.-—5th Fl. D Mission D Mission Thermodynamics Nachman Elec. Lect. Room Steel Const. Spears ‘13 Mission hill-3:00 Business Policy Dutton Gymnasium Math for Architects I . , ,V . . Calculus » (202) , Math. lnsti. Draft. R.———5th Fl. Elem. Surveying Penn D Mission Still-5:00 Business Problems So. Sci. Instr. Gymnasium Chem. Engineering (301) McCormack D Mission Chem. Engineering (401) McCormack D Mission Stresses Penn C Mission Stresses Wells B Mission Tuesday, February 5 8:30-10:20 Engineering Mech. (201) . Engineering Mech. (202) fizrfigld Gymnasium Applied Mech. (Mech.204) ' Elec. Power Plants Snow Elec. Lect. Room Astronomy 'Penn C Mission 105042220 General Chemistry Chem. Instr. Gymnasium Electricity (414-) Nash D Mission Electricity (415) Moretor. C Mission Electricity (415) Freeman 13 Mission Radio (Phys. 501) Scar Elec. Lect. Room 1:10-3:30 Engineering Probs. So. Sci. Instr. Gymnasium Valve Gears Perry Draft. R.——5th Fl. R. R. Hy. Const. Stevens 0 Mission Machine Design Swincford D Mission 3:10-5:00 Exper. Engineering Lab. Instr. Gymnasium Wednesday, February 6 8:30-l0:20 Public Policy So. Sci. Instr. Gymnasium (PLEASE REPORT ALL CONFLICTS TO THE OFFICE 0F THIS REGISTRAR IMMEDIATELY) (’1‘) A-G, H-Z Refers to members of class whose names be— gin with these letters. ‘ MARRIAGE I5 A 5TATU5 PRE'éCRIBED ’BY SLOW-BURNING, MILD “RAPTODAV, AND YOU,TOO, WILL CALL if A DEFENDANT WAS TRIED AND CONVICTED 0F ‘ BIGAMY IN THEEfiyvi$5£IDE COURT OF 1’“- AND MELLOW!