Tuesday, January 15. l935 ARMOUR TECH NEWS Page Three By John K. Morrison A police cur stopped in front a] o, ‘ bodies, the law of electricity, the law fraternity house at the Univr'rsilw of of electrical radiation, the law of elec- Kantu recently. . . . The scene Um; trical structure of the universe, the met (It gaze was an. nppcrclassmun law of the steam engine, and the law with a, vicious loo/ring paddle being of life. held at buy by u freshman-looking #— fellow with u more vicious looking re— l The California Institute of Technol» oolucr. logy has selected Palomar mountain, ‘leighty miles north of San Diego, as the site for its new telescope. The telescope is the largest in the world from broadcasts at Harvard because and will have a 200 inch mirror. Pal- hc called Barry Wood, Harvard’s omar mountain has ideal atmo- great quarterback, putrid in one oflsphei'ic conditions for observation his broadcasts. work of the universe. Ted Husing, foremost sports an- nouncer in the country, is barred Fourth of July celebrations were held by 20 students at the University lJunior Informal Held of Illinois on Oct. 10. Fireworks, speeches, and cats were included in at Lake Shore Club> the program. The students were Chi— _ . nesc, who celebrated China’s Inde- Last Friday night witnessed the; very successful Junior informal atl pendencc day. ithe Lake Shore Athletic Club. One; hundred seventyAlive couples danced} in the colorful modernistic ballroom; under soft and everchanging indircctl lights to the perfect rhythm of Stan Norris' orchestra. Special orange-i merits of college songs, including] tArmour's “Alma Mater" and the} 1 “Fight Song" enhanced the collcgiatcl latmosphcrc immensely. Stan Norris‘l male trio made a big hit with Armour 1 Techawks and their partners. R l The following remarks were print- ed on small orange cards and passed out by Tulsa university students in a parade before the Kansas-Tulsa foot- ball game: , In Memoriam A. J. Hawk Born—In the Dark Ages. Injurcd~7 to 0, Oct. 21, W33. Died~2z30 P. M., Oct. 6, 1934. Intermentw—Skelly stadium. Service __ By Tulsa University Mansfield took the picture of the Windbags. once, which will bring: back pleasant memories to the class of '36 in years ‘ “Rose Polytechnic Institute of to come. The good looking programs for the (lance matched the pearl grey bids. w Terre Haute, Indiana, boasts one record this season -—- they are thcl ‘beot dressed fooglmn [cam in lndi-l The success of the dance was duc‘ amp, The Engineers are decked a." to I). E. Graham. chairman of thel in scarlet pants with white and Rear. “mtial committee of the junior class i let jerseys and black socks.” A team } and the other members of thc cominit- , with these colors should be given the”, L90, Who are l). E. Howell, l. M. ‘ games to eliminate possible injury tel Hughes, U. W. Ormsby. R. l’aulsun. the ("musing team's cyek land F. L. Smith. The faculty spon- lsorc of the dance were Professors Prof. A. W. Nolan of the Univor- Bibb, Fulghum, Libby. M01110". sity of lllinois has prepared a new list Paul, Spears and "TibbalS. of the “seven wonders of the world." They are as follows: the discovery of , the solar system, the law of. moving l _'“*’*‘—-m’_ THE STEAM SHOVEL l Professors on Tours ‘ During Winter Recess i l l l l . During thc recent Christmas boll—l i days many of the members of the fat" { l ulty left Chicago and its wintry 1 weather and traveled. Professor Freeman, taking.r a seven- 1 day auto trip to Tucson, Arizona, to visit his family, stopped oil on route WElSMAN called GENE KREML’S to visit the famous Carlsbad Cavcrnsl blufffiand GENE couldn’t takc it and also one of the Arizona coppcrj SONNY 1 I I - smelting plants. Following: a differ-1 cnt .routc, Professors Seegrist and _ Libby finished their trip in Florida, 1,71,], (BL'TTEHCUP) (”g/1y ha.g where Professor Seegrist stayed at found that the cryptic (look it up in Lake Worth, seven miles from Palm the dictionary if vou want to) re- Beach, while Professor Libby trav- mark, “She bit mei" Wm nip m the cled over the state of Florida, cover- ing 4,000 miles in his trip. The trip his music/ions bandage took him down the east coast, around ‘ .___. ‘ Key West, and up the west coast. And the Steam Shovel wonders Dr. R. Oldenburger of the mathc- l why T. Francis Jones is so concerned matics department, found an unusual [ about how long he’d have to stay in way of enjoying- his vacation by at-3 prison to work off a $10 000 fine tending the convention of the Asocia-l Is that hlondc contemplating a! tion for the Advancement of Science:l breach of promise suit already“ where he was privileged to hear a} __ I talk by Dr. Albert Einstein. j We always thought that the Junior . Civils took things literally. . . .but i since we learned that their pre-va- Armour Alumnus Is lemon nag party was actually a Speaker at F. P. E. S. ‘ stag—4m women present—we’re cer— tain of ill! And so a good time wasl “Psychology in Insurance Service] had by all. Work” was the subject of the talk{ _ presented to the Fire Protection En‘\ BOB (Santa Claus) STEVENS gincering society last Friday by Mr. l maintained the traditions of good John T. Even, ’28, F. P. E., engineer old Santaiand suited everybody’s’ in the sprinkler department of tl.cl tastes ‘" a “T"....payin;z special‘ Chicago Board of Underwriters. attention to C01“ BENNY FREUD’S ‘ Mr. Even showed the importance craving for a machine 55”” of this subject by reading a letter‘ _ received by the Board on June 16, Bill (AmbY) Trudellfi has enteredl 1934. In the letter the officer of' the ranks 0f the Thespiam Will) :3? the company stated that an “in— bang. Bill plays the role of a inovicl tense feeling now exists between hero in a church play. And what; is your representative and our plant more importantiBill wins the girl! personnel” because of the fact that ”undoubtedly making- USG 0f the the engineer treated the employees technique learned in his four years as ”know nothings” in discussing the at Underwriters University! Wally protection of fire hazards. Hendricks—please take noticcll We understand that SONNY‘ l i u arantecd to eat four pork} chops, if KREML would buy thcmll l l l l bud any intended ribbing concerning THE ARMOUR FENCERS line up for their first group picture. in shot" from left to right in the first row are Trzyna, Emmerich, Krok, Rch. Quandee, and Prof. Hans Fischer; in the second row from left to right are Stevens, Denny. Benny. and Faust. Am News l‘Outstanding Fencers ___.__ , to Demonstrate Skill The architects were right back inv _._..... the swing of school immediately nf-l Through the personal clloi'ts ot' , ll’rofcssor Hans Fischer, coach of the ter the holidays. As a matter of fact, fencing team, a new form of (inter— we ”I‘m“ very ““ml‘ if ”my “f them‘ tainment will be presented 'l‘hursdayl had a Chance to ‘052 “that Ewing."iat two o‘clock. The outstanding‘l what with the junior project duel tumors in Illinois will demonstrate, ew Year’s Eve (remember wayl in actual bouts, the use of the t'oil,‘ . . lsabcr, and duellinp; sword. back in ”340’ the “Emmi-glam“ Among.r the outstanding: guests ai‘cl Wind°w ARCHEO due January 5“Otto l'laici' and Tom Cox, Big Ten and that same day, a Saturday, lie-i members, both of Whom have repeat- ing a fun day (9 a, m. to 9 p_ m.) cdly refused to demonstrate before for the seniors DOING the first pro-i similar student Katherine's. Otio li‘minary sketch for the 2m}. PARlSl Hitler was the Foil (Ihampion in 1929 PRIZE, “A Planetarium.” And wcl and 1930, and posst 5 men, than might add that Charlie BEERSMANi two dozen medals and cups, which re- was good enough to “Hit the big veal him to be a master in the use on" things" with the boy; on the “Ex. the three weapons. Tom Cox look POSITION EUlLDlNGS" during the‘ second place in the Foil and Sober in vacation. , 1933 and has a great future ahead of i him. The junior modellers were blessed 1 ML‘thl‘S “l 1h" fencing team Win with a clay modelling project, the not participate in the exhibition. subject of which is the design “1' a 1 Tickets for the exhibition, which will chess set. After the judgment of be held in the Assembly Hob, cost said project on January 21Y We be~ ten cents and may he purchased from lievc a good deal of these juniorgjthe members of the fencing team. will' adopt “CHESS one morcj Students who have tickets will be ex- chuncc" for their theme song. (Don’t OWN “Um lht‘ll‘ ('lllSMJH- throw anything, because we beir it. ’l'rzyiia has been chosen to he y0ur pardon in advance for that 51).:tl'll‘ third member of the quartet to called FUN. l'cpi‘t‘scnt the school in l'uiure bouts. w“ The other two men are E. .l. Krok, Wally S03E31, takes the m1“, t'm' ‘ captain, and (i. A. Quandec, z stunt this week’s BOOP. He actually said, ' captain, A schedule is being: arranged ? “How would you girls in“. to 2'0 to l by W, K. Emmerich, manager. Chal~ the Zoo." What's more, they were , lcnucs have been received from Michi— act’ually girls he was addi‘c. ing, and : can State, Northwestern, Chicago, he actually meant it. (Sorry, Wally, , and illinois Universities. but we just couldn’t keep that one F:- ‘” ‘ to ourselves, and besides, you can'L‘ we’ll all believe in anta Claus. say you weren’t warned.) l Hopeful Harold had a note tacked ————-— i above his drafting: board, and it read Chet ZUKOWSKI, Slew (IIfANG—l something); like this: “Dear Santa—7 I916, and yours Iruly were out, Show ‘ I have been a good hey all year, so ping for apartments lust woe/.1. (Noi kindly oblirg'c me with a kiss from wisc (trucks now, because you don’t ‘ my girl friend for thistmas.” What . l l know what. the upurfmcnl is for; and , a l 'hnique! And then he post-i what’s mow we're NOT that, “my hCl'lplA-l, "i am getting along nicely about, ruck, other.) in school, except that I am a little , —— ‘ shaky and might l'lunk in design” This may be a bit belated, butl, free—hand, construction, math; ‘ . nevertheless, we hope that Harold , , English, etc." We hope he HAWLEY got what he wanted for pas. s dcportmcnt and LUNCH. l CHRISTMAS; because if he did,l EAGLE EYE. ‘ Air conditioiiiiiu wag: the princi. last Friday as ll. L. senior, prmien ed a talk entitled “Air (”lull “l. Sunburst, Montana. Tl“? re- Cooling with Ice.” Mr. rotary of the A. S. M. E., was pies-l *c’rowicz Speaks on Air Conditioning R. R. Leonard, the lield scc~ Rifle Club Schedules Two Postal lWa’tches Monihcrs of the Armour Tech pal topic {it the Hurt-Ling! ol‘ the Ar- ltillc club are busily “hanging” moui' chrpler ol' the A. S. M. l'l.‘ away on their postal matuhl's. A Mnyorowicz, a match was held with the Oil Rifle turns will not be known until late in the week. The'Univcrsily of ll‘l- , diana club is on (lock this week. Returns ol' the holiday matches cnt at the meeting“, and made a short . have not yet been determined defin- talk following: that of Mayerowicu. itcly. A reporter for a metropolitan daily asked a num- ber of persons on the street, “What is the biggest buy for a nickel?” Two-thirds promptly replied. "A. tele- phone call. ’7 Americans throughout the country evidently agree with this judgment of value received from the tele- phone. For each day they hold more than 57,000,000 conversations over Bell. System wires. libiliilihi Ellihidflhflllmbl‘ldfib Year after year Bell System planning extends the tclcphonc"s reach -—increases its speed-— makes it more. conve- nient, more valuable to everybody. @‘ttfi'li‘bfihli o " INFELl’X QUAE TANTA ANIMUM Dr,— W; _N |A_ c PIT? NON ,, WWW \llRES ANNE» C. 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