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ARMOUR TECH NEWS

Tuesday, january l5, l935

 

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V0}: XFV,,,.,_4ANEARY 15: 1

An Annual
Unfortunate Situation 1

We, wonder how many of us approach the lastl
few weeks of the semester to find that we are!
confronted with the enormous task of doing (orl
at least finish doing) what we should have been,
doing throughout the semester in the matter of
completing assigned academic tasks?

It appears that it would be practically impos-l‘
siblc to ascertain the number and percentage oi",
the entire student body that are guilty; but we,
are afraid that if a group were to be selectcdl
which had the highest percentage, it could be done j
rather easily. The group would be the seniors.

This statement of a situation that occurs every l
fall semester is not intended to hurt anyone’s feel» i
ings, and it may, in fact, be an exaggerationl,
However, the situation does seem quite apparent;
and demands explanation and, if possible, cure. l

Explanations of how such a condition can arise}
arc in the main of the following nature: l

l. A tendency to procrastinate is easily de~i
veloped in a year when extra—curricula organize?
tions require the most time and el’l’ort of any yeari
in college. Thus, the presence of the senior lath—ll

 

argic period. ; >

2. Although it is believed unworthy in mind
and spirit of an Armour senior, perhaps a bit of
the psychology of the “depression" with its atten—
dant difficulties has seeped into the upperclass—
men’s minds and realizing it will be a hard propo-
sition to secure a job after graduation, they have
fallen behind schedule.

l
There are other explanations that could bel

mentioned, each one being applicable to certain
situations. But, from a consideration of the ones
cited above, it can be seen that every one suggests
its own cure, at least on a long time basis.

This cure will be unique for each situation,
whereas, the only cure that will relieve the
strained circumstance immediately is an applica-
tion of an “old—time” remedy, the “midnight oil.”

Something
To Bear in Mind

Something for every Armour student to bear in
mind as he. forges onward toward graduation
from college in the Junes to come is a resolution
to keep in touch with the Institute after com—
mencement. By this it is meant that every Ar.
mour man should be registered with the place—
ment bureau and a member of the Armour Tech
Alumni Association. l

It is obvious that such a policy on the part ofl
every Armour man will work to the advantage ofl
both the individual and Armour institute as a
whole.

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mah own livin.

It is very realistic. \

 

‘* game that is sporting:r to the senior
chemicals. A twenty-Jive came tour—
nament is being held between battlingr
Schnackcl and Wittckindt (the
brains of the pair), and smiling
Hahn and Dellang. The latter pair
seems to have put our battlcrs on the
spot with their decidedly conserva-
tive, bidding, as against Schnackcl’s
reckless bids. At the present mo-
l mom. the score stands 4-2, with Hahn
land DcLang on the long end of the
scoring. We shall try to keep every-
one posted on the progress of the ter-
,1 rific struggle.

 

Shr was standing by 1110 mil

And loo/ring deathly pair; 1

1)th shc soc a. wholc? l
Not at all.

She was pupa’s only donghtcr,

Tluowing bread upon 1hr wulcr ,

In a way she hadn't onghlcrfi— i
That, was all. I

 

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Employer: “Are you a married man?”
Sambo (applicant for job): “Naw, sub—Ah mach

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li’Hll KAPPA SlGlVlA

Artist: This is my latest picture, “Buildch at Work."

 

Friend: But they aren’t at work. l
Artist: I know. That is the realism. The Phi Kappa Sigma Mothcrs'
lClub is in full swing now. The first
meeting of the new year was held at
ithc house, January 13, 1935. On
Saturday evening, January 19, 1935,
the club will sponsor a benefit Bridge
Party at the house. From the sale
inf tickets, a large crowd is expected.

- . .

If I Ihoughf that a word of mine,
Perhaps unkind and untrue,

Would lctwc HR franc on (I loved onc's face,
I’d never speak it.

Would you.

If I thought tho! u smilc of mim- l Several ping-pong matches have
Might [in/[or Hue whole day through l been scheduled for this week. Any-
Aml Iighl‘cn some hear! with u Ilcarim' purl, .onc wishing to arrange matches
[‘11 no) wiihhold ii. lshould contact anyone from the
Would you. 3housc. The results of the Intci‘~Fra—

II. lternity swim were very favorable.

l
g lpaascd on inlo tho book of plt‘asanil

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land we are very proud lo ho (ho lir . \-

l to win the new cup. ('ongratulalions Cognac (ediilb if} {@0265
nitration I my“: cry

swimmers l

 

 

TRIANGLE Campus club initiations will take
—‘—"“ ylnn- at a smoker to be held Thurs-

Saturrlay. ‘llccmnbcr 22, we hold ‘ day ovenimr, January 17 in the Com.
our annual (rill'lstln‘dfl dance. It was; pus (Tlub rooms. The following: men
a inure succcs‘ and was well attended; will he initiated: N. E. Duschek. C.
lby the alumni. Brother Kraft of» E. l—Iockert, W. E. LaPcdus, J. F.

Cincinnati came into town just in McCaulay, (;_ I. Nakayama, H. 01_
lime to attend the dance with hisl sen, E. J_ Skncb, w_ Waite, T. F.
fianceé. l Wilczynski.

A Ping Pong match has been sched— l The Campus Club has showed a
uled WithVPhl Kappa Sigma. Brothers l marked improvement in appearance
Lyford, 'lhompson, Freeman. Route)" this year largelv through the cf-
will probably play f“ the team. l forts~ of VF .l. Mevcr, the present

F—W executive secretary. The rooms have

PHI PI PHI ' been wall papercd, rugs were pro-

cured, the furniture received a coat

of paint, and everything has been

done to provide a better place to
meet.

Our Christmas Dance was held on‘

 

 

 

The New Year's Eve dance held
at the house was well attended by the
members, alumni, and members of
our midwcstern chapters who were
in the city for the holidays.

Brothers Pflum and Kuchn were
in the city for the holidays and paid
the house a visit. Brother Pflurn is
with the C. M. St. P. and P., and
Brother Kuebn is at Massachusettsl
Institute of Technology taking a
graduate course.

The Mothers‘ Club is planning a
card party to be held near the close

\ of January.

 

Hlaflhil’lg‘ game they
sclvcs to be playing was, by compari-
son. a sort of unimaginative “pat"
ball.

imagined them-

Plaris are being laid for the next
meeting of the chapter branch of the
mothers' club. This is expected to
take place sometime in the latter
part of January, or possibly in Feb-
lruary al'tcr exams are over.

The vacation meeting: was held at
the home of fra Frcund instead of
the house, since this was more con-
venient for all involved.

We wish to correct an error made
.in a previous statement wherein we
said that in) alumnus Milton J. Win-
ogrand had been made chapter ad-
viser. This should have read “assist-

adviscr,” fra alumnus

 

 

The Father and Son smoker will be
held at the house January 2a Enter—
tainment will be furnished by several
members under the direction of
Brother Suhr. l

‘ SlGMA ALPHA MU

After seeing Mes Dame and‘
Glancz at the Stevens, our ping-pong ant chapter
team has been considerably de-uJerry Layden is holding down the
lprcsscd, inasmuch as the viciousmformcr ofl‘ice.

 

 

 

 

 

EDWEN “8WD, ”Edmfinginecring Student:
“An engineering field trip is enough to tire
out anybody. When I'm lugginga transit and
tripod across rough country...taking Lhc bills
as they come...flghting through brush and
woods...l’ll admit I often get tired clear
through. No wondcr you’ll find me smoking
a Camel most of the time. For I’ve learned
that a Camel restores my energy—cheers
me up—makcs the miles ahead sccm easier.
And Why not enjoy a Camel whenever I
Want onewCamels never get on my nerves !"

TUNE IN ON THE

NEW flAhlilEl. {SARAWAN

fiatuw‘ng GLEN GRAY’S CASA LOMA ORCHESTRA
WALTER O’KEEFE e ANNETTE HANSHAW

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NEWSPAPER MAN. Ray
Baker says: "\Whencvcr I
feel ‘all in; I can quickly
restore my energy with o
Camel. Camels bring back
my pep. For over ten years
l've preferred Camels.
They have a. rich, distinc‘
tivc flavor that suits me."

SALES MANAGER. “Long
ago," says Louis Bayard,
“I learned that by smok-
ing a Camel I could in-
sure myself against the
effects of fatigue. I find.
too. that smoking as many
Camels as I like doesn’t

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