Tuesday, December l8, I934 Tech Wrestlers hose to Y.M‘.€.A. Last Fiiday night the Armoul wrestling team opened its schedule with a closely contested match against Lincoln Belmont “Y” in the Tecl “collawbox. " Although the op— ponents won out by the small margin of ill-16 the Tech matmen displayed a great deal of talent and ability. In the first bout Schuman of Arm- our came in like a lamb and finished like a veritable lion. Schuman fought through to :1 stlenuous finish and pinned his opponent with a half. nelson and armlock. Closely Fought Match The Sumner-Lucas bout was one of the most closely contested of the match. With each man looking for an opening the time interval elapsed and 1'11 the tossup Sumner of Armour was flipped down Lucas applied a painful sum and wrist 10ck but Sum. nor ll1 eke away, retaliating by slam- 111in1; his opponent to the mat. At this point the Armour man made a desperate effort to regain his lost giound but was‘ nosed out by a very small time advantage. The fourth bout was “in the bag” when Schmidt oi' Armour began to slam his opponent around the mat with great abandon. Although Has— arno of Lincoln—Belmont bore up un- ‘ (101' the terrific onslaught for a while, . he succumbed when Schmidt applied a cross—body and stretcher hold to win by a fall. Matched in Strength in the next match Boherg of Arm- - our and Schutz of the “Y” team were matched as far as strength goes but the “Y" man’s inexperience was against him. lBoberg held his oppon- ent to the finish and won by a time advantage. Patterson 01’ Armour found a match in Direnzo, the mentor of the “Y” team. With both men up at the time interval, Patterson lost the toss but gained the advantage by hard work and won the bout by a time ad- vantage. The evenly matched battle of Kerchcr versus Schoenbrod was a matter of tense interest to the spec- tators as the winner of this bout was the winner of the entire match. Ker— cher, unable to gain a fall, was fight— ing for time. His opponent, with the same object in view, met him half- way and by dexterous manueveringi managed to win by a small time ad—l vantage. 1 In the heavyweight bracket an ex-l hibition match was staged with I Peterson of Armour pitted against; Bohmcr of “Y”. Pete held the ad- vantage all the way through. A solid i ciotch and arm lock looked like vie-1 tory but Bohnier succeeded in edg— ing off the mat. Peterson finally pol- ished off his opponent with a scissors , hold. ‘ Lost Articles Remain Unclaimed at Officel Such varied o—bjects as gloyes, li— brary cards, slide rules, books, belt buckles, caps, compasses and draw- ing plates have been turned into the registrar’s office. Unfortunately, it is evident that many students at Al'- mour do not realize that the mari jority of lost articles have been placed in Mr. Kelly’s case. Many of the articles mentioned above have been in the office for a long time. People having lost articles are re« quested to call at the office at once to see if their objects are there. A notice containing the names of the owners of some of the objects listed was posted on the bulletin board last Thursday. Finders, please turn in the find to the olfiee; and losers, please call for them. SIDELTNES (Continued from page 1) ballot. The citizen should be made to recognize the power of his vote; that his vote is important in selec- tion of true leade1'ship——il such exists. The commerce group pro- poses to be active in the promotion of laws for the control of Commun— ist activities. We are inclined to be— lieve that “nit-wits” are not to be! controlled. They should be elimin- ated. in concluding a. statement of principles, the United States Junior Chamber of Commerce declares: “We belong to that group who are determined to put into society more "11 they take out." A noble state- meniha good policy {‘01- all of us. ‘Wcst Point . least twenty hours of flying (13 part of his course. ARMOUR TECH NEWS Commmaa a ““1... I By John K. Morrison The following 1ules welc suggested at the University of Southern California to insuie the average normal person irom giowing too old. Always 1acc with locomotives to crossings. Engineers like it; it breaks the monotony of thci1 jobs. Always pass the car ahead on the curve or turns. Don't use horn; it may unnervc the fellow and cause him to turn out too far. In sloppy weather drive close to pedestrians Dry cleaneis appreciate this. A book which disappeared from the law library of Washington and Lee university 23 ycais ago was 1etu1ncd this year by an unknown person. Dean W. H. Moreland received the book sent by package fiom Staten Island, N. Y. The Michigan Daily informs us ” that a male student at the Univer‘ Faculty Chlfidfiien city of Minnesota found his name . a constant source of confusion to Present Fragram the faculty. His name was Marion. The limit was reached when he re— ceived a letter from the dean of women inquiring about his rooming situation, she of course thinking t The faculty children's program, Wednesday afternoon in the assem— bly hall, came off very successful— hat he was a woman. He answered ly t0 the delight of their mothers in the". wards; and the other members of the 1'“an “Dear Deanie: I am roaming aver ulty Women’s club. Besides the proud in the men's dorm, and the boys are mothers present, some of the fathers just darling. had slipped in the rows behind their wives to see their little sons and daughters perform. Marion." Playlet Presented Hotchkiss opened the pro- gram with a greeting to the mem- bers of the club, after which she in- troduced Mrs. Hendricks who was in charge of the childrens’ program. The first number on the prograi'n was a little playlet called “Some- one Came Knocking" by Walter de la Marc. The little fairies in their white. costumes were Barbara Jean Ensz, Mona McNamara, Jane Ann Penn. Judith Ann Richardson, and Martin Spears. The green elves, who were of getting a big kick out of perform- ing before their parents, were Rob~ ert Culvert, Howard Davis, Geoffrey Hendricks, Robert Krafft, and Billy Sears. Cynthia Hendricks with her candle was the one who “came knocking.” Sign on‘bulletin board at U. C. L A.: “Lost—black coat on Wil- Mrs. shire bus. If you do not wish to return it, make an offer on the Vest and pants." From the DcPaula: There goes another pupil, said the professor as his glass eye rolled out. In tests given to 750 freshmen at the University of Chicago the 10 highest marks were made by men. The mechanics department Case Tech is trying a new examina- tion system this year. One hour ex~ aminations will be replaced by num- erous twenty minute tests to he giv— en without advance notice. Accord- ing to Professor R. H. Danforth of the mechanics department, the sys- tem will eliminate the necessary evil of cramming. Next on the program was Jane Ann Penn who sang the song, “Lit- tle Bo Peep,” followed by the “Cow. boy Song” sung by Donnie Richard— son just as a cowboy would sing it around his campfire. Mary Lou Dut- ton then gave a tap dance. Mrs. James Thompson closed this part of the program with a song about three chestnuts. The University of London, Eng- land, has approximately 12,300 stu- dents and 1,243 instructors. Beginning next summer, every Cadet will receive at Give "Potato Dance" A dance number called “The Po~ tato Dance" by Vacbel Lindsay was picturesque with Robert Mangold, Robert Nash, Donnie Richardson, John Spears and Jimmy Thompson in brown gunny sacks representing potatoes. The sweet potato was How— According to a Miami professor, 1apid smoking, results in the inhal- ing of 80 per cent of the nicotine in a cigarette while leisurely smok- ing will result in only 25 per cent nicotine inhalation. Old age is the PHl KAPPA SEGMA The semi-annual Alumni Smoker, held at the house last Thursday night, December 13, was well attend- ed. From the looks of things, a good time was had by all. The dinner party, Sunday, was enjoyed by every~ ‘H Fundemrty Notes \ i one. Nearly twentysfive couples were present. After the dinner most 01‘ the couples went to the Palace theater. The results of the election of oili- cci's last meeting are as follows: Louis W. Bioglor—Presidcnt. William H. Savage—«Vicc-Presi— (lent. ’1‘. Arthur lVlarow——Treasurcr. Frank A. Hefner—‘Secretairy. I l. Murrcy Hughes—Social Chair- man. The plng—pong tournament has nearly been completed. Anyone wishing to book practice games should see Bill Fogle. PHI Pl PHI In lnterfraternity basketball, Phi Pi Phi showed that they had a lit- tlc more than “Some Life Left”, by winning their 17th consecutive Inter- ‘fraternity Basketball Championship. A, well-organized, smooth—working team of Phi Pl’s beat the Bolts to the tune 01' 23—17. The swimming team has been or— ganized and is set for the Interfro.‘ tcrnity Swim Meet tonight. The Social Committee announced a New Year’s Eve dance to be held at the house. TRlANGLE We are waiting impatiently for the swimming meet tonight. Brothers Lyi'ord, Scott, Freeman, Thompson, Kendall and Schmidt will compete, as will pledge Weiss. We are having our Christmas dance this coming Saturday, Decom- ber 22. We hail our annual alumni—active meeting last Wednesday night. Brothers Benson and Morrison were I'd-elected to the Alumni Board. Brother Reinert was given a rising vote of thanks for his work as treas- urer of the alumni board during the last year. The meeting was a great success and we were well pleased with the turnout. DELTA TAU DELTA A. very successful meeting of the Mothers’ Club was held last Sunday afternoon. A large number of mothers were present. The swim- ming team enjoyed a practice last 11rd Krafft in an orange suit. The Irish lady was Hildamarie Hendricks. Following this number two piano solos were rendered by Jimmy Thompson, and then two poems by Margaret Carpenter Dutton were read by Mrs. Hendricks. Two Christ. mas songs were sung. by Mrs. Davis, Mrs. Ki'afi't, Mrs. Oldenburger, Mrs. Teach and Mrs. Thompson. Mrs. Hen— dricks then read two more poems by Alice Finnegan. The program was closed with the whole club singing “The First Noel." Page Three CAMPUS CAMERA ME TO MILLION DOLLARS FOR THE SCHOOL WHICH HE FOUNDED. lCll N1 LE U IVEKS TY WAS fill: gill" NJ 000 1 The participants then retired to the Faculty club rooms for tea. Friday night at the Steuben Club in preparation for the inter—fraternity meet tonight. The house ping-pong tournament is progressing unusually well. Every- body in the house entered the tour— nament. All of the first round matches were played oil' on time. The. house team will be selected on a basis of the outcome of thc tournament. BETA PSI Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to everyone! Everyone is looking forward to the Christmas vacation at this time. Fred Jot-it will be headed for East .St. Louis in a few days, and Ward James to Detroit. The rest of, the gang lives in or near Chicago. “Butch” Even dropped in on the gang last Friday evening and as per usual he had to spring his latest gags. Our swimming team has been out practicing: for the meet, and it looks like their going to give the other houses 50mc real competition. Let’s go, team! The Christmas Dance will be held next Saturday evening. A good number of the Alumni are planning to be there, so it looks like a bi1,r time is in store for everyone concerned. RHO DELTA RHO Our long awaited pool table has finally arrived and is now being set up in expectation of heavy patron- age. We wish to congratulate brother Goldberg on his raising the most lux- uriant growth of facial decoration among the senior mechanicals. We hope his prize shaving mug will arouse pleasant memories at its every use. A house party this Saturday eve- hing will be the next social event of the season. [Monte Carlo Smoker Cinch by Local WS.E. Last Friday evening at the Tri- angle fraternity house the members of the W. S. E. whooped it up a bit when they held their first smoker of the year. Each member received a large sum of money to be used in the various games. These sums were gambled away at the evening's enter- tainment comprising of cards, craps, roulette, birdcage, and pool. now open lhENEW L hilllhl. KEITH REECMER and his Orchestra hilllhfi‘l" NENA 11.01211 DUANE DINNER, $l.50 Min. after 9 P. M., $1.00 SAT., $l.50 NO COVER CHARGE Reservations Wabash 4400 MICHIGAN BLVD AT 7TH ST. sign of smoking rapidly and exces~ sively. Iowa scored more points against Minnesota than any other confer- ence team but Minnesota also scored more points on Iowa than on any other Big Ten opponent. OUPS M DA AEISIS When Michigan played Georgia Tech this year, it was the first time since 1923 that the Wolverines had played a southern eleven. At a testimonial dinner the presiv dent of the University of Notre Dame said, “All the Deans are not with St. Louis”. . . .He then intro— duced the deans of the five colleges of the university....He didn’t use the word dizzy, showing admirable restraint. From the University of Chicago Daily Maroon: lt happened on one of those days when Teddy couldn t meet his classes and so put the following note on the. black-1 Linn hoard: “Prof. Linn will be unable to meet his classes today." One of the brighter undergraduates walked up and calmly erased the “c" in ”classes." Linn turned around, af-l tor noticing the gales of laughter, sneered at the offending student, and with equal “eclat” erosed the “l" in‘ “lasses,” anal strolled from the room. .s .. M4,..etm...v.1... PLANT5 'AATURLSV ALL. 111111 BELONG TO THE SAME 9111151011 012 MENUS- THE MULTlTUDE OF CRVPTOGAMS NOW IN THE TYPES OF CRYPTOGAMS THERE ARE GROUP PTERIDOPHYTE5 WHICI-i ARE FERNS, ETC... ETC 1’1 /