Tuesday, November 27, I934

 

 

By John K. Morrison

Two fine old literary names were opposed to each other in the North-
western-Notrc Dame football game this year. One of the names was worn
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Northwestern end, and the other by
William Shakespeare, Notre Dame back field man.

 

Six members of the Minnesota football team wear glasses.

Arthur White, Alabama guard, follows the highways and lay-ways during
the summer and has been in every state in our country as well as Alaska,
Mexico. Central and South America, and all of the Canadian provinces. He
isn’t satisfied with traveling all over the gridiron.

 

Iowa’s captain, Fisher, has been experiencing bad luck this year. He
hasn’t won the toss-up in any of the seven games the team has played this
year.

 

Three hundred gallons of New York city water was taken with the
Columbia football team on its trip to the Rose Bowl game last year. The
members drank this water throughout the trip and game except for several
luncheons at the west coast. When the group returned to New York, thirty
gallons remained.

 

 

 

 

Alumni Meet at
Winter Banquet

Many schools have mascots but
none so odd as those of Temple uni-
versity, the University of Arkansas,
and the University of Florida. The
mascots arc'o white owl, rozorbuck
hog, and an alligator respectively.

 

The annual winter banquet of the
Armour Alumni association was held
last Friday evening at the Modinah
Michigan Avenue club. Two hundred
and seventy—three alumni and; almost
the entire faculty, with the'exccp—
tion of those having evening; classes
responded to the call of the banquet
committee headed by Professor D.
P. Moreton.

The one hundred members of the
Armour glee club and orchestra, un.
dcr the direction of Mr.:‘ Gordon
Erickson, presented an excellent
.musical program to the diners. This

 

Georgia Tech‘s football coach,
Alexander, was getting bald withoUt
the aid of a barber. Eight members
ot‘ the team decided not to make him
feel out of place and had their hair
cut off to console him.

 

Pennsylvania State college has two
freshmen who aii‘c fourteen and fifv
teen years old.

 

 

Purdue university has erected an
airport for the air-minded Boiler-
"inaker students.

ARMOUR TECH NEWS

 
 
  
 
 
  

Awe/um
and faculty dine at
Media/ah
entertained by Air-

and are

mour Musical Clubs.

Page Three

4 1[New Bond Seeks Alto
1 Sex; Practice Weekly

At least ten fcllows at Armour are
interested in the dance band, and
they held their first rehearsal last
Friday night. These men plan to give
a free dance soon to introduce them-
selves to the school, and are look-
, ing for an alto saxophone player in
the meantime.

The orchestra members are going
to divide the cost of the orchestra-
tion among themselves. Those in the
orchestra at present, are J. Smith,
’38, clarinet; J. Shanahan, ’37, drum;
H. Nachman, ’36, co‘rnct; H. bchmidt,
I " 5, banjo; B. Dalton, ’35, bass tuba;
'O. Zmeskal, ’36, comet; M. Mezek,
’37, saxophone; B. Chaycs, the organ-
izer, ’37, violin; A. Rube, ‘38, piano;

' and A. Engelshall, ’37, trombone, The
band will practice once a week ac-
cording to present schedule.

 

 

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KNEE. hearing of

 

 

 

Agent’s Problems

 

    
  

was the subject of the talk given be.
fore the Fire Protection Engineer—
ing society by Mr. Grant C. Bis-
sell, state agent for the Aetna Fire
Insurance company.

He explained that field men are
obtained from three sources: name—
ly, the inspection bureau, agencies,
and from the company offices. The
American agency system consists of
the home office, western branch,

 

We’d like to know who the Pretty
blonds is who waits for STAN
(GIGOLO) HEALY every day with
a Cadillac roadster? And maybe she’s
[rot a girl friend who’s also got a
car. ...But tell her we’d prefer a
Duetenberg, STAN!

 

are found the field men and agents.
The local,,ag;ent usually represents
from one to forty companies. The
agents have formed protective asso-
ciations, and these include national,
state and even local associations.
Having set up the system, he went
on to show what the agent should
know and how the state agent can

And “DIZZY” DIESENH/lUS has
met the enemy, and they . . . got his
pants. Wcll, DIZZY, such is life!
Have you considered the possibilities
of a, double rccnforcml pair of out“
ponders?

 

We’d never have thunk it... .but
Bill All turned out to be a gate.

 

“Problems of the State Agent”

southern branch, and Pacific coast
branch, and in these four branches

door. . .by Usheres EDMUNDS, KUK
and SUMNER. . .Most thankful. . .
and to W. H. SOBEL was Johnny
BENYA... .it was a matter of a lit-
tle bct. . .which J. B. won. . .and has
been cashing in on it ever since. . .
The thrill of the evening. . .“ln”
SllAPlRO. . .wilh the BELLE of the
SOUTH side. . . and. . .his sister. . _
what u HONEY. . .aftcr three years
he finally gave us a break. . .you may
NOT get her number on request“ .

Stewcy GRANGER minus a week’s
growth of whiskers with a miniature
edition of Jean Harlow. . . .his
favorite. . . .and his Pal Phil FARO
the first to suggest the lights be
DlMMED. . . .thati's sissy stuff. . . i

I’m tlmnkful for the rain and mm,

For robes of green the earth has
spun

Upon its loom of nights and days.

From sunset threads; of gold and
rays

Of light the shining sun doth noun 2

From out the ocean’s breast of
green,

'l‘r; climb the ennlil stairs to God,

And drop again to bless the sad.

i
‘ AT THE ARK DANCE:
You can thank Hal SLAVlTT for
these FLASHES. . .if it weren't for
Hal’s transportation your correnpon-
Whut Am I Thankful For? dent would probably still be travel-
I’m thankful for each happy day ““55' ' "and y°“ w“ man“ “3"“ girl
I m a little child, at play; 1 - - “,0“- ~ J“ “king Mm- - -
For every blessed flowar that i but Without Welly SOBEL an even
r0 3 greater loss to the ARXl. . .hc must
a w, 1 . .
For each refreshing stream that have chaf1:cured.. .or otherwxse in-
flows; duced about ten dollars worth of
For mountains towering to the dancers. ‘ .while 11" ADDIS was
skies, , t, cashing in on his FOSTER PRIZE
For every bird that sings and flies. ‘ BID' ‘ ”the” were stopped. - at the
1
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I'm thankful for [he hope that
springs

Eternal in my heart, and sings

Within me all the winding way

When glory crowns (In: porting
(lay.

 

Eighty-fdur Lake Forest students
either have, or have had, relatives at-
tending the school. Twenty-two are
brothers or sisters of those attending
school before them.

 

The height of college students has
been investigated by Dr. Harold S.
Diehl of the University of Minnesota.
medical faculty. Dr. Dichl found that
the average height of a college man
is 68.88 inches while coeds average
63.75 inches. The height» of 40,000

college students were investigated.

 

We quote a columnist in the Michi—
gan Daily: “A coed at the University
of Indiana is calling her gentleman
friend a Lemon because he makes her
lips pecker.”

Two Lake Forest graduates are
making a canoe trip down the Mis-
sissippi River. They expect to travel
the entire length of the Father of
Waters.

 

Eleven DePauw professors are listr
ed in the 1934—35 issue of Who’s Who
in America.

was the first opportunity for many“
of the alumni to hear these twoi
musical groups. i
New Location Discussed

Professor John J. Schommcr,
president of the Alumni association,l
acted as chairman for the eveningp,
first introducing Mr. James D. Cunv
ningham. president of the Board of
Trustees, who. spoke on the possibilv
ities of a new location for the lnsti«‘
tute. 1

The next speaker, Dr. Willard E:

 

 

 

Hotchkiss, spoke, about the proposcdl
curriculum changes for bbth the dayl
and night schools. A brief report of
the Public Relations Committee of‘
the Board of Trustees was also read.

Amendments Discussed

The most important regular busi‘
ness of the evening was the discus-
sion of amendments to the consti—i
tution, which are planned to makei
the Alumni association more cffec-l
tive in its service to both the school
and the graduates. Two of these re—
visions were adopted.

The first of the two changes the
system of election of officers. Form-i
erly selected by mailed ballots, of-l
ficers will in the future be chosen,

 

 

 

crasher at the performance of “lhi
THE ZONE". Or maybe Bill was just
an impoverished dramatic enthusiast!

 

Otto Peter Paul Freilinger started
a back to nature colony in the News
office last Friday night. He suffered
a double depantsing for acme unusual
reason.

 

“GASHOUSE” SMITH is a swell
guy. (ADVERTISEMENT).

EARTER EL EXCHANGE
Will trade one address book (all
good numbers) a gross of phone
slugs (fit phones in Main Building),
and‘hai’r'iiYSifii of bird shot, rock
salt, and rusty,nails, for one good
used pcra hgptpr.

 

STRAUSS, '37.

    
  
   

AL KULP S leather tic looked
dull all week.

of shoe polish.

 

      

ear in TH

TEA .5
SEN-SE IS THE T

 

 

 

e must huge, rup out ,

times
5 om or A ocean

{ruin his confidence and liking, there-
by placing his company in a posis
tion to receive a larger portion of
the better risks.

Wednesday Date of
First Chess Match

 

first taste of outside competition
thi. semester in their opening match
with the Polasmcrican Chess club,
to be held at Armour, Wednesday,
November 28. The match was ar~
ranged by R. Hella, president of the
Armour Chess club, who hopes to
procure the rooms of the Campus
club for the meet. New chess sets
have also been pprchascd.

The present quarters of the Chess
club are crowded due to the large
number of members who have al-
ready started, their tournament. Each
player ”must lose two, consecutive
games to be eliminated; and thus far
none are out. ' “

 

 

 

 

 

I ’m Ilumlcful for some work to do;
I’m thankful that God gave me to
on!
Thai, friends He's scnl mc unde—
served
Who love have given unreserved.

I’m thankful for my col (ll night

And for the breaking of the light

That summons me to work and
play

Anolhcr wondrous, happy day.

And us again the season brings

Thanksgiving Day, around which
clings

A thousand memm'ifls of old,

A thousand precious bands of gold,

Which bind me to the other ways,

Thbsc other precious friends and
days——

The day itself, thank God! it sings

A myriad blended whicpcrings!

H-William L. Stidgcr.

 

 

 

perhaps Maurie BECKMAN. . . .sit-
ting one out. . . .would have the
g-limmers doused completelyl. . .but
that would spoil the Show of the eve-
ning. . . .you guessed it. . . .LIS-
CHER dancing, and T‘I—IAY ITH HE
TUTE. . . . whoopsmadearl. . . Harry
B E C K W I T H it was. . .whiz-
zing‘ by. . . .we’ll have to learn that
stop?. . .but' there's something about
that SOLDIER. . . .BOB SAMUELS
. . . .can‘t figure out how he dances
after swallowing a broomstick. . ..
and that ANGELIC trinkle in his eye
. . . .whereas “ZOOK” ZUKOWSKI,
Mal FORSYTH, and Earl FENSKE
. . . .the three etcwgcu. . . .renlly did
the thing up CHOCOLATE. . . .con-
fidentially. . .
bit self-conscious about that. . .

.wc believe Mal was a
.well
. . . .wcll was that a haircut or
was that a haircut?. . .and besides
....l1e had the most insane desire
to toss yours truly over the BAL-
CONY. . . .very playfully of course.
EAGLE EYE.

.er...

 

     
 

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THAT IF
THE MIND MU

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a ,mkt) »,
PEAREAN

SHAKESPEARE HAD A, TRUST IN
ANTED T0 BELlEilE

THE FACE WERE DEleliTFllL
. 51' BE 50-"- BU ,

   
 

Hi5 PLAY5,0N THE WHOLE.DEAL
WITH EVIL A?) BElNG UNNATURAL.
. HE GLORlFlEfl WA%BUT-~~ETC..

 

   
 

      

A member of the freshman class of
Lake Forest college has the lead role
on a radio program sponsored by
Libby, McNeil and Libby and broad-
casted from Chicago.

at the regular winter meetings oil
the organization. ~,

The other provides for authorize-l
tion of a board of managers to re-t
view the constitution, suggest
changes to bring it up to date, and‘
submit reports on their findings at
the regular meetings. .

Officers for the year were elected.
Because of their record, the presi-
dent, J. J. Schommer, and the secre-
tary»treasurer, D. P. Moreton, were

         
 

, MiSFOETUNE OVERCOMINC-a
A PERSON or MOBLW
. Elam.“ l‘m’W~./”—

Camera Club Plans
Exhibit of Pictures

Theories

 

 

 

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making was the topic under discus- riglecsgdiggéedwagezgginlg “V219?
sion at the Camera Club meeting held c id t e as 1 ‘
Monday. presn en . ‘
Several of the members are taking ——*—-r-— g ‘ All? i, .
pictures during the Thanksgiving: Retardant; Will Hear | 'A A PlPE. W” fit“ if" AFTER EVER 3% QLAgg

vacation and will exhibit them in the
library. Others are taking pictures
of interest at school. It is hoped
that some of these may be printed in
the various college reviews and not]

Musical Clubs Today i

Having presented a splendid and
much appreciated concert at the

CHASE? EfiAkEdl’EAR-E f , i
\ 7 hbhttdhiib l’i‘ MNQS Nib om.

PIPE smokers everywhere have labeled Prince Albert “The

 

 

 

 

only advertise the Camera club but Medinah Michigan Avenue club fqu —%:2» NationaljoySmoke”becausetheyhavefoundimsuperiormix~
also Armour Institute. the Armour Institute of Technology , ”W W» turc ofchoice,-top-qualirytobaccos.Everyliiiitof“bite"isre- ‘
The membership of the Camera‘ alumni banquet last Tuesday, the; ,‘ Eb movedfrommild,mellow RA. bynspecxalproccss.0nepipe- .

ful of Prince Albert will prove to you why smokers sny.“You

club now numbers about thirty-five~ ‘, Musical clubs are ready to repeat 3 never know how good your pipe can taste until you try‘PJU"

About forty percent of the membersi such a performance at 11:30 this:l
have complete equipment, both for morning in the Sherman hotel fol“:
taking: and developing pictures. In the Rotary club of Chicago. i
an effort to stimulate interest, R. ', The orchestra and glee club gavel,
Mansfield gave a demonstration Of a concert for this organization lastl
developing; and printing last Thurs— March and today’s presentation is a.
day to the beginners in the work. result of the previous work.

 

 

 

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